Bard: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.. WE’RE DOOMED!
Barbarian: Hey! Don’t forget doom upside down is woop!
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Eugene: You know archaic Latin?
Varian: I got bored with classical Latin.
Lance: You know normal Latin?
Varian: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.
Rapunzel excitedly: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?!
Varian: You guys don't know everything about me. Now, do you guys want a sweater or a scarf?
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Hector:I’m playing a new game. It’s called “everytime I’m depressed I take a drink”.
Adira:That game exists,it’s called alcoholism.
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Varian: Presenting… The Magic-tastical back-flipping rubber duck! Ha ha!
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Kirby: Something brought you here. Call it what you will: fate, destiny...
Dark Meta Knight: The Dream Palace.
Kirby: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Dark Meta Knight: A horrible decision, really.
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The Brotherhood in Old Corona Post-Series:
The Townsfolk: "Can you come collect your freak of a man plz??? He's doing things!!!"
Adira: "No. I set him loose on purpose."
Varian: "He needs enrichment."
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Cass: I swear, between the three of you, you have one braincell!
Eugene: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
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Hunter: Do you REALLY think you can stop me?
Luz: Oh maybe not. But you’re forgetting, we’re in a room FULL of magical artifacts! And I don’t know what ANY of them do!
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Leo: I can’t believe you were right. We’re doomed!
Mikey: Hey, don't forget doom upside down is woop!
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The Joker: Harley, look in that mirror. You know what i see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young villain.
Harley Quinn: *smiles*
The Joker: Oh look, you’re here too!
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Cassandra: I had doubts about this plan.
Eugene: Yes...? 😏
Cassandra: They're confirmed.
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Cass: I made it to Friday without hitting anyone with a chair. My people skills are improving!
Raps: ... ✨Yay✨
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Charlie: Mom?! I didn’t think you were coming…
Lilith: And miss your birthday?
Charlie: Well you’ve missed the last seven but who’s counting?
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"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?''
-Cassandra at some point
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Incorrect TTS quotes - Part 5
Rapunzel: Are you a cuddler?
Varian: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Rapunzel:
Varian: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Person A: I tried to tell you, these people are edgy. And sadly, you have no edge.
Person B: No edge? No edge?! Oh, ho ho! I have got edge, A. I've got so much edge that, well... you would fall off of me if you're not careful!
Person A:
Person C:
Person B: Because I'm edgy. You'd fall... Trust me, it adds up. You'll get it.
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