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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months
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[after returning her Time-Turner]
Hermione: There are not enough hours in the day for me to adequately express my angst at how there are not enough hours in the day.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Natasha: Let’s celebrate your birthday the same way you came into the world.
Y/N: … Naked?
Natasha: And screaming.
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Donna: [to the Doctor] Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing!
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incorrect-malfoys · 7 months
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Narcissa: I really need to stop saying 'how stupid can you be?'
Narcissa: People are starting to take it as a challenge
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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Lan Sizhui: I'm going to start being more assertive, if that's okay with everyone.
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Odahviing: Just a reminder you've got plenty of time to plan a disappointing last-minute Witches Festival costume.
Paarthurnax, in a Mario hat and fake mustache: Disappointing for YOU maybe.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 21 days
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Sniper: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now I can barely pull all-dayers.
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cyber-streak-2 · 4 months
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Whirl: I’m not good with apologies so…unfuck you, or whatever.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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[Scorpius is about to start his first year at Hogwarts] Draco: I'd offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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minecraftcorrectmode · 7 months
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Olivia: There are not enough hours in the day for me to adequately express my angst at how there are not enough hours in the day.
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incorrectinvaderzim · 4 months
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I’m not good with apologies so...unfuck you, or whatever.
Gaz
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Marlene: [to Lily] I'm sorry that I assumed you were pregnant when I heard you got engaged.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Bucky: I think our rivalry could withstand some drunken sexual experimentation.
Sam, already undressing: Agreed.
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incorrectvtuberquotes · 2 months
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Kronii: My love for you is beyond words.
Mumei: Aw.
Kronii: Yeah, so don't expect a Valentine's Day card.
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incorrect-malfoys · 7 months
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Rodolphus, to Bellatrix: I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations
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Twice, to Dabi: Sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.
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