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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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[Merthur during a near-death experience]

Arthur: I think... you're my best friend.

Merlin: You think?

Arthur: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.

Merlin:

Merlin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 1 month

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Phillip: I think you’re my best friend.

Colin: You think?

Phillip: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I’ve never had one.

Colin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you’ve admitted wasn’t so sad.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Scott: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Hope: Self-respect?

Scott: No.

Scott: Taste.

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the-black-bulls · 1 month

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Gordon: I think you’re my best friend.

Henry: You think?

Gordon: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I don’t think I’ve ever really had one, even amongst the squad.

Henry: Okay, well, if we’re being honest, I don’t think I’ve ever had one, either.

Gordon:

Gordon: This would be a really sweet moment if what we had admitted to each other wasn’t so sad.

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incorrectlco · 5 months

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Lockwood: You seem a little distracted today.

Lucy: No, I'm-I'm just a little distracted today.

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modernincorrectlotrhobbit · 1 year

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Thorin: I think... you're my best friend.

Bilbo: You think?

Thorin: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.

Bilbo:

Bilbo: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.

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doththymayo · 5 months

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Jack, opening the curtains: Now that is what I call a beautiful morning!

Mush, running into the room:

Jack: Howdy partner, what's the good word?

Mush: There's a dead guy on the doorstep.

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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Arthur: I love you

Merlin, stressed with the whole of destiny on his shoulders: I'm glad one of us does

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incorrectprodigalsonquotes · 2 months

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Ainsley: You can trust me.

Malcolm: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...

Ainsley: ...

Ainsley: This is about those stupid Tamagotchis?

Malcolm: Actually, it is!

Ainsley: You left me with six of them, Malcolm! Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Malcolm: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health, and by the time I came home, they were all dead.

Ainsley: ...

Malcolm: You have to actively murder them in order for that to happen.

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 3 months

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Benedict: I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Anthony: Self-respect?

Benedict: No.

Benedict: Taste.

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Steve, talking about training: We couldn't nail the final lift.

Y/N: What is this, 'Dirty Dancing'?

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warriornunincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Ava: I think, you're my best friend.

Beatrice: You think?

Ava: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.

Beatrice:

Beatrice: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years

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Natasha: Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?

Clint:

Laura: That’s the sonogram of our baby.

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bullshittingmywaythroughlife · 2 years

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Person A: I love you

Person B: I'm glad one of us does

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incorrect-losers · 9 months

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Bev: Ok, can I ask you a question?

Stan: Shoot

Bev: I think you’re kind of rude

Stan: Is that a question?

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imdefyingmavity · 1 month

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Robin: Mary not been in house for two days.

Fanny: That's not true! She and I went on a walk together this morning.

Robin: That was me.

Fanny: We had a lengthy discussion about hosiery and menopause!

Robin: Again, that was me!

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