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Y/N: If you hurt my girls, you will answer directly to me. And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember I have diplomatic immunity in forty-six countries. Including Puerto Rico.
Antagonist: Ma'am, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!
Y/N: Perhaps... but it's in your eyes.
Doesn't matter if they're Avengers, no one messes with Y/N Odinsdottir's babies! She will happily use her diplomatic powers and the Odin's Family Rage to her advantage if need be.
Bonus: Steve looking on like --
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Joan: You’ll never guess what Morse just asked me!
Jakes: Was it ‘can I borrow a comb’?
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Din: My only goal in life is to be invisible… and I’m good at it.
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Jennifer Walters: “Ooh a soda machine. Are you thirsty? You got any change?”
Natasha Romanoff: “No?! A spy shouldn’t jingle.”
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Vanessa: You’ll never guess what Dennis just asked me.
Sandra: Was it ‘can I borrow a comb’?
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Sera: You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!
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Ghost Steve: My expectation in life is to be invisible, and I’m good at it.
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When Someone Messes With Fem!Yuu
Yuu: *To the Big Bad* If you hurt my friends, you will answer directly to me. And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember; I have stopped 6/7 overblots and have diplomatic immunity in Sage Island, Sunset Savanna, The Coral Sea, the Scalding Sands, Briar Valley and have connections in the City of Flowers and the Island of Woe.
Big Bad: Girl, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!
Yuu: *shrugs* Perhaps...
Yuu: *leans closer with a glare, whispering* but it's in your eyes.
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Regulus: I hate my new hair, I look like a moose
Sirius: Yes, but a very pretty moose. Make all the boy mooses go “WAAAAH!”
James: WAAAH!
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Breha Organa to Leia at some point: As a Queen I simply cannot condone it. but as a mother, I say, "right on."
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Vlad: Daniel, you're such a freak!
Danny: Yeah, yeah i am. But you know what? Someday i just might grow out of that, but you will never stop being a jerk.
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Current goals: gym, wholesome food, healthy routines, daily journaling // Lumen's diary
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Pepper Potts: “Ohh. Well that went…well, didn’t it.”
Happy Hogan: “Perhaps Morgan needs more time.”
Pepper Potts: “Will you help me?”
Happy Hogan: “I am your head of security and you want me to be a chauffeur and a babysitter?!”
Pepper Potts: “For the time being, yes! My child needs protection.”
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Zooble: Now this dance is between a waltz and a tango.
Gangle: Is it a wango?
Zooble: No.
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Poppy: [in a green bathing suit] Okay, I look like an asparagus.
Tawny: But a very, very cute asparagus!
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Varian: *shakes hand* Hello, Varian. Unofficial little brother to the future queen. I don’t like you.
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