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alternate ending to "The Blue Spirit"
Zuko: Do your worst!
Aang: I'll cry.
Zuko: ... what?
Aang: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler that dropped his ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your crew, your uncle, any girls you like, and I'll tell them it's because YOU won't be my friend.
Zuko: You wouldn't!
Aang: I think I might be misting up already.
#a:tla#avatar: the last airbender#incorrect quotes#atla incorrect quotes#zuko#aang#source: order of the stick#*sweats nervously* haha typo what typo
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Tav: “Trust” isn’t a dirty word, you know.
Shadowheart: Of course it isn’t. Dirty words are harmless.
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Matara: Sometimes I genuinely can't tell whether Zentreya is a bad influence on Henya, or Henya is a good influence on Zen.
Haruka: Both, I think, but it still averages out somewhere south of neutral.
#matara kan#haruka karibu#zentreya#henya the genius#henya#vshojo#vtubers#incorrect quotes#source: order of the stick
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Shiho, sighing: Well, I guess one of us was bound to make this spiral out of control. It might as well be me this time.
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Quartermaster: A few years ago, I narrowly escaped an assassination attempt; one that resulted from an unpopular edict I had issued.
Vera, a few years ago: THIS is what we think of Meat Loaf Day!
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Li-Fen: “Do all of your friends have weird emotional issues?”
Chun-Li: “Eh… Ryu’s probably fine.”
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Snapdragon: *about Sage* Isn't she just the bravest?
Amaryllis: Snap, stop swooning over your girlfriend and fight!
Snapdragon: I can do both at the same time, thank you.
Source: the order of the stick
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Lucifer: *Kicks open a door* PUPPETS!
Linda: And so begins another conversation that will test the limits of my sanity.
#source: order of the stick#linda martin#lucifer#incorrect lucifer quotes#lucifer netflix#lucifer morningstar
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Doc Mac: I fail to see what this has to do with me. Or rather, I am beginning to see, but I’m hoping I’m totally wrong.
Phryne: You might want to begin to prepare yourself for disappointment.
#source: order of the stick#miss fisher’s murder mysteries#phryne fisher#doctor macmillan#elizabeth macmillan
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Lanolin: Barry, I think I’m in love with y-
*Whisper enters the room*
Lanolin: -ukuleles!
#barrolin#sth#lanolin the sheep#barry the quokka#sonic idw#idw sonic#sonic ships#incorrect quotes#source: order of the stick
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(after watching Katara and Sokka hug after a fight)
Azula: Weird. It's almost like they don't even HAVE an obsessive homicidal grudge against their sibling.
Ty Lee: Azula, honey, some families are just ... different.
#a:tla#avatar: the last airbender#incorrect quotes#atla incorrect quotes#azula#ty lee#source: order of the stick
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Lae'zel: If I hurt you worse than you hurt me, good. That means I win.
Shadowheart: Win!? This isn’t some kind of competition!
Lae'zel: Everything is a competition, and the only people who think otherwise are losers who lose.
#source: order of the stick#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 lae'zel#lae'zel#bg3 shadowheart#shadowheart
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Barbarian: I'm going to tear your head off and hit you in the face with it!
#barbarian#incorrect quotes#incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes#submission#incorrect dnd class quotes#incorrect dnd quotes#dnd#dungeons and dragons#mod meme#greatwyrmgold#source: order of the stick#... hm is this quite incorrect#since the source is dnd-based#eh it's not actual play close enough
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Gonff: Prison changed me.
Martin: You were only in there for forty minutes.
Gonff: Prison changed me quickly.
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Finnley: I fail to see what this has to do with me. Or rather, I am beginning to see, but I'm hoping I'm totally wrong.
Peter: You might want to begin to prepare yourself for disappointment.
#source: order of the stick#die drei fragezeichen#die drei ???#finnley stenseth#peter shaw#incorrect quotes#english
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Blue Steve after getting a quest from Professor Red: And so begins another wacky adventure that will test the encumbrance limits of my sanity.
#steve saga#steve saga origins#blue steve#tss!blue steve#professor red#professor red steve#red steve#tss!red steve#tss!professor red#incorrect quotes#incorrect steve saga quotes#source: order of the stick#(another reuse)
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