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inc0rrect-chaos · 8 months
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Ballister: you’re so fucking weird
Nimona: I try my best.
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thattheater-kid · 3 months
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Donnie: Dad, I think I might be autistic.
Splinter: No shit.
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activities for gay adult children and their boomer dads:
bird watching
M*A*S*H
fantasy home renovation
breaking bad cinematic universe
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thetisming · 9 months
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William: Should I spend 83 dollars on a zombie game? Romeo: Why? William: Do I want a zombie game? Romeo: *thinking back to when William wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar* We can't always get what we want... William: I DO NOT REMEMBER INVITING YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS CONVERSATION!
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pen-guin-writez · 2 years
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Fantoccio, while planning to rob a bank: Do we have to steal the bank's money? Can't we steal something else?
Cassandra:
Cassandra: What do you want to steal?? Their chairs??
@cori-maya
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ratscraftz · 2 years
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Ray: it smells like satans butthole :/
emma: how- how do you know what satans butthole smells like...
Ray:...well
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brutaliakhoa · 5 days
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i kinda understand now why ppl who usually gravitate towards crime dramas such as true detective aren't as likely to enjoy nbc hannibal. it's because will graham, as much as he seems like it at first, isn't that great of a white male power fantasy as you would like. he kills someone using the badge for the first time, has a mental breakdown about it, shakes and throws up about it, almost dies from a brain inflammation from it, and then turns evil and (experimentally) bisexual. not exactly what that crowd is looking for.
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okay so steph is definitely a music purist?
we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?
pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?
pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???
basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world
that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop
and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.
steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact
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jedi-starbird · 2 days
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fellas. fellas. listen. qui-gon does express affection towards obi-wan, he just does it in the divorced dad way.
that's his love language, despite never having been married, divorced or had a kid.
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dashflashy-arts · 8 months
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What if the spy dads met 🤔
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alien-slushie · 2 months
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All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!
All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!
All For One: ...
Deku: ...
Eraserhead: ....
Endeavor: ...
Nezu: ....
Present Mic: 🤨
Midnight: Well this just got interesting!
Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.
All Might: Wait, what did I say?
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mylittleredgirl · 1 year
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tbh if goncharov WAS a real movie i probably couldn't be assed to watch it and would be participating in the fandom exactly the same way. i still haven't seen jurassic park (1993) but i'll reblog laura dern in a button down all day. this is business as usual.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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TT: I have to go now. I just found a picture of my bro holding a human brain.
TG: lole
TT: This isn't a joke, by the way.
TT: The website says he was at an event at a university neurology department??
TG: omg
TT: I now have a picture of him in a nice suit holding a human brain with plastic gloves.
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italoniponic · 2 months
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Rollo: *sighs* Unfortunately, my brothers in faith, he refuses to be converted
All Ignihyde students looking at the video conversion program crashing in Rollo's PC:
Idia: And on top of that, the archive it's corrupted now...
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risetherivermoon · 28 days
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i love nicky so much hes so stupid /aff
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depressed-teacup-inc · 10 months
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Luka: My dad may be a horrible demon, but I still want him to love me…
Adrien: I, too, wish for the fatherly love… Will… You be my father, Luka?
Luka, perking up: Yeah! Will you be mine, Adrien?
Adrien: YES!✨
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