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incorrectbatfam · 2 years

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Damian: Where are we going?

Jason: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Damian: I am not sleeping on the couch!

Jason: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

#source: incorrect attack on titan #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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this-is-krikkit · 10 months

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kidnapper: so i have your kid

levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven

kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up

levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??

#snk incorrect quotes #aot incorrect quotes #aot #snk #shingeki no kyojin #levi ackerman #hange zoë #attack on titan #the 104th kids #dad levi #mom hange #source: tumblr #a buddy daddies au except it's levihan #and they have all the 104th as kids #spin off anyone? 🥺🥺#levihan #levihan incorrect quotes

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aotincorrectquotes · 4 months

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*arguing*

Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now

Levi: ??

#source: unknown #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin #snk #attack on titan incorrect quotes #aot incorrect quotes #snk incorrect quotes #hanji zoe #hange zoe #levi ackerman #levihan #levi x hange #hange x levi #aot vets

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stardust948 · 6 months

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Jean: What’s this?

Levi: An invitation to my wedding.

Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?

Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?

Levi: We were never married!

Connie: Seriously? Like at all?

Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Levi:

Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.

#attack on titan #levihan #levi x hanji #source: ???#incorrect quotes #aot incorrect quotes #levi ackerman #jean kirschstein #mikasa ackerman #connie springer #hanji zoe #104th squad #zoe ackerman family

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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 5 months

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Barnaby, Wally, Sally, Eddie and Julie are playing "Zombies." Barnaby is "It" and has pinned Wally:

Wally: I think one got me.

Barnaby: *playfully "bites" Wally's head*

Wally: *from inside Barnaby's mouth* Yep, it definitely got me.

#source: attack on titan abridged #Barnaby B Beagle #Wally Darling #Sally Starlet #Eddie Dear #Julie Joyful #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

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thetopichot · 2 months

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Auron: I've made my peace with what that says about me. You have no idea what it's like. They know what a shitty person I am but they still smile at me.

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice auron #auron yuurivoice #yuurivoice #incorrect qoutes but its very sad #yuurivoice incorrect quotes #angst #this shit has been in my head for awhile #im not sure if someone talked about this already #but if they did #we should talk about this more #& how sad this shit is #source: attack on titan

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dejecteddesires · 3 months

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Eren: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Armin: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Eren: Death is a social construct.

#aot #attack on titan #eren jaeger #armin arlert #incorrect quotes #aot incorrect quotes #shingeki no kyojin #this is actually what happened in s1 when eren emerged from the titan #trust me #source: me #snk #snk incorrect quotes #eremin

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geegers22 · 3 months

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Levi: Armin, what are you doing?

Armin: I was just looking at something outside

Ymir: He was looking at Eren

Everyone: ARMIN LIKES EREN

Annie: He does not!

Everyone: ANNIE LIKES ARMIN

Bertholdt: She does not!

Everyone: BERTHOLDT LIKES ANNIE

Reiner: He does not!

Everyone: REINER LIKES BERTHOLDT

Ymir: *laughing* He does not!

Everyone: YMIR LIKES REINER

Levi: NOBODY LIKES REINER!

#aot incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the simpsons #had to change it a little bit to fit #don’t care if it’s not accurate it’s funny #levi ackerman #armin arlert #annie leonhardt #eren jaeger #bertholdt hoover #reiner braun #ymir #aot #attack on titan #singeki no kyojin #snk

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 1 year

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Sasha: *smirks* So, Eren, va-va-va-voom, huh?

Eren: What?

Connie: *wiggling his eyebrows* Last night, with Captain Levi.

Eren: *playing it cool* What are you talking about?

Sasha: Oh, oh, we get it, play dumb. We can play dumb.

Connie: *nods*

Jean: Play? You could manage the team.

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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months

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Soldier: *in a Santa outfit* Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?

Little Jack: Ja- Ja- Ja-

Soldier: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING?!

Little Jack: *stutters*

Soldier: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!

Little Jack: I don't know if I can-

Soldier: *sings a very high note* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Little Jack: AAAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

#source: attack on titan abridged #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Little Jack #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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i-just-love-fandoms-okay · 5 months

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Erwin: I have an idea.

Levi: I have the hospital on speed dial.

#erwin smith #levi ackerman #attack on titans #aot #incorrect quotes #source: writing prompt i found on Pinterest

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this-is-krikkit · 3 months

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hange: if i died, how much would you miss me? levi: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship