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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months
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James: Thanks for always giving me great advice, Reggie. Even if I don’t always use it
Regulus: You actually never use it, James
James: But I love never using your advice more than anyone elses’s advice I never use
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jobethdalloway · 5 months
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someone's been binging harley quinn
(me)
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Jinx: You know, I think something’s wrong with me.
Ekko: Ok, I want to say this in the kindest way possible… there is no way you’re just now noticing this.
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obligatorytropeinsert · 11 months
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Cody: General! My tears! My tears of friendship fell on your grave and brought you back to life.
Obi-Wan (blushing): Cody, please. This isn't some cheesy holo movie. It was the renewing power of the force.
Cody: Oh
Obi-Wan: Ok and maybe your tears, a little
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 6 months
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Skulk!Shelby: You know, I think something’s wrong with me.
Sausage: Ok, I want to say this in the kindest way possible… there is no way you’re just now noticing this.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 6 months
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Callisto: You know, I think something’s wrong with me.
Xena: Ok, I want to say this in the kindest way possible… there is no way you’re just now noticing this.
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sweetpeaches666 · 8 months
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(The Rescue Bots and the Burns family see a figure coming out of the smoke.)
Blades: OH MY PRIMUS!!! IT'S BEYONCÉ!!!
(The figure getting closer.)
Boulder: Oh my Primus! It's Lady Gaga!
Starscream, coming out of the smoke: Well, well. What do we have here?
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Luz: No, Amity. You can't do this!
Amity: Yes, I can. Last time I didn't know what to expect. But now I'm ready. I know I can do this. I got this, sweet potato.
Luz: ...oh wow. Who knew confidence was my kink?
Amity: But while I'm doing that, I'm gonna need you to take the others and find Eda and my dad.
Luz: And you're delegating too?!? Oh my GOSH, I love you so much.
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“I believe they are going through, what is know as, some shit.”
— Fugitoid, about the Turtles after the Earth was destroyed
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waterfire1848 · 5 months
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[ Advisor uses the word snow savage in front of Katara. ]
Katara: What did I tell you about that word?!?!?
Advisor: Oh! Right. Sorry, Master Katara.
Katara to Zuko: Aww. They’re learning. Baby steps, right, Zuko?
Zuko: I guess.
Katara: I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I HAVE TO!!!
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Diana: *emerges into the room in a cloud of smoke*
Taric: Oh my god, it's Lady Gaga!!
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Stiles: You fucked up, Peter.
Peter: You know, I do that a lot, so you’re going to have to be more specific.
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Jayce: Thanks for always giving me great advice professor, even if I don’t always use it.
Heimerdinger: You actually never use it.
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Thalia: how is an annabeth plan even more of a disaster than a percy plan?
Percy: it’s a surprise to me too
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Joey: Don't worry. Without her wand she is just a weak, helpless woman.
Cleo: Uh, who still has hands?
Shelby, appearing from her hiding spot with a gun: And the goddamn Second Ammendment!
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