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Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.
Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.
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*Natasha walking into the bathroom*
Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?
*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*
Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!
Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.
Kate: Who’s Kate?
Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!
Natasha: Take that stuff off.
Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!
Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’
Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!
Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!
*Clint comes in*
Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.
Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!
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Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”
Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”
Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“
Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”
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vaggie: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the desk
charlie: i did! i named him lord moseby. he likes coco puffs
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Scott: Water balloon fight!
Yelena: What?
Sam: It's how we usually settle issues in the Avengers.
Bucky: Well, that and freestyle rap battles.
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Fred: You've come to the right people.
Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.
Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...
George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.
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poppy: hey, branch. i got you this hug time bracelet.
branch: y’know, poppy, i’m not really a hug time kind of guy.
poppy: it’s okay! you don’t have to wear it right now. i’ll just hold-
branch, snatching it away from her: no! i’ll wear it forever. fuck off
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Ted walking into the bathroom: I just need- Oh god
10 year old Pete wearing a stick on mustache: It's like looking into a mirror
Ted: Pete.
Pete: Who's Pete?
Ruth who helped him stick it on: I can't even tell who's who
Mrs. Spankoffski walking in: Ted, what's- Aw, tiny Ted
Ted: Don't encourage him, Mom
Richie who was in the other room: Hey, I... Oh, this is really confusing
Ted: No, it's not!
Pete, doing an impression of Ted: I hate all of you, you're all terrible
Ted: I don't say that
Ruth: Well, that's pretty much all you say
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*Roy’s phone rings*
Roy: Oh, hold on. Hello?
Phoebe: Are you and Jamie gonna come up and say good night or are we just going to do it over the phone, like animals?
Roy: Good night, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Good night, Uncle Roy. Now put Jamie on, please. He deserves to be good night-ed.
Roy: Phoebe wants to say good night.
Jamie: Oh! Good night, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Good night, Jamie. *whispering* Can you bring up some chips?
Roy: Is she asking you to bring her chips?
Jamie: No... *whispering* He's onto us, I gotta go.
Roy: Go to bed, Pheebs.
Phoebe: I'm in bed, I'm just hungry!
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*Cross Guild preparing for a business dinner*
Crocodile: There's going to be a lot of guests here. Are we sure we have enough wine?
Mihawk: Yes. We have some new bottles in the back.
Crocodile: Good.
Mihawk: We also have the back-up bottles.
Crocodile: Excellent.
Mihawk: And the emergency back-up bottles.
Crocodile: Okay.
Mihawk: And the secret emergency back-up bottles.
Crocodile: ....
Buggy: And the Secret Secret Emergency Back-Up Bottles That Don't Exist stashed in your tent right?
Mihawk: I do not know what you're talking about.
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Dick: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!
Bruce: You should always think I’m gonna adopt another kid.
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Kate: I just realized… I had a bad childhood.
Natasha, sipping her coffee: Yeah, I know.
Kate: What do you mean you know?
Natasha: Look at you.
Kate: What do you mean, look at me?
Natasha: Look at how you stand.
Kate:
Natasha: People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
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(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.
Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.
(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.
Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?
(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!
(Name): (chuckling) You-
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!
(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!
Junkrat: Ughh!
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Angry Enid. (Featuring their children I just made up.)
Enid: Kids! Bed! Now! I wanna talk to your mother.
Wednesday: No, kids, stay. Please stay.
Enid: Go.
Wednesday: Stay.
Enid: Go!
Wednesday: Stay!
Enid: You go!
Wednesday: Hieronymus, stay!
Enid: Now!
Wednesday: Mary-Shelley, don't move!
Enid: You go!
Wednesday: René, Stay!
Enid: Get out of here!
Wednesday, panicking as the three kids leave the room: Don't leave me!
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[Phone call]
Wriothesley: (holds his phone while removing the Christmas decor at the Fortress) Hey Neuvilette, me again. Please don't be dead. That's my one request.
Wriothesley: Oh and flour, but mostly don't be dead.
Wriothesley: Because I don't know how I'd go on without you…
Wriothesley: And also you're better at wrapping presents than me!
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Snape: The kids get worse and worse every year, but people keep making them.
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