Tumblebrutus: “Once upon a midnight dreary” is a wild way to start a story. If my buddy started a sentence like that I’d be rapt as hell.
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Jaune: Sleeping with a knife under my pillow so if a murderer breaks into my house to kill me, I’ll just stab myself so they think another murderer beat them to it
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“I’m just vibing” you have not eaten a vegetable in 17 days.
- Ann
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Source: https://twitter.com/drakegatsby/status/1414992493695967232?s=21
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*DMing the government of any functioning country* God I wanna be inside of you so bad
*You can no longer send direct messages to Finland*
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https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1322165798610362369?s=19
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Jennyanydots: Putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini.
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Tumblebrutus: Maps used to say cool stuff like “Here Be Dragons.” Now they just say bullshit like “Portugal.”
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Source: https://twitter.com/drakegatsby/status/1338595593401360395?s=21
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Source: https://twitter.com/drakegatsby/status/1385971115240181760?s=21
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Source: https://twitter.com/drakegatsby/status/1300213964710785037?s=21
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“It’s not done yet”
- Unprofessional
- Disappointing
- Your boss will keep bothering you
“All in due time...”
- Ominous
- Mysterious
- Your boss might think “sounds like there’s a prophecy unfolding I probably shouldn’t rush them”
Source https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1314608997782126593?s=19
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