Jason : "The eagles won last night ".
Dick : " Oh , did you watch the game ?"
Jason, covered in blood and scratch : " What game ?"
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Derek: This is Eli. He’s at that special age when a boy only has one thing on his mind.
Stiles: Girls?
Eli: Homicide.
Stiles: That's my boy!
(source: Sh4d0w_ice Twitter)
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Matthew's leadership qualities getting praised 🥹
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MadameRinRin @UBC Gaming Expo (@MadameRinRin) / X (twitter.com)
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Horizon: Forbidden West #099
Source: Twitter
Aloy: If I were Dolly Parton, I would simply have had sex with Jolene.
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Random Wellie, gesturing at Nursey: Hey, is that guy bothering you?
Dex: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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Kouyou : " If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter set it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top".
Chuuya :*remember when he and dazai went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of dazai even though he's filthy rich*
Chuuya : " first of all-"
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Save a horse and ride a jeremy
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Matthew Tkachuk, after glancing on the stat sheet, on the physicality of game 1:
"Everyone got a hit. I don't think I've ever seen that. Somebody had 10."
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Rebekah Isaacs: Yor Forger
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