#sorry. VAMPIRE Bill's house. and just fucking took a bubbly bath and played his fancy Swedish music | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

safyresky · 9 months

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So I've started watching True Blood bc my work girlies love it and were like WE'RE DOING TRUE BLOOD NIGHTS and my GOD. It's wild?????? We've gotten to season two and I'm like WHAT. This show reads like a crazy fanfic and watching it is like, feels like it should be cringe??? And it is but like. DELIGHTFULLY SO. I think watching it with a group is adding to the experience. ANYWAY. Jason Stackhouse is the dumbest bitch alive, I LOVE Lafayette and my GOD I hope he gets to be a slutty, slutty vampire tbh

#dani speaks #that's why I've been quiet on fridays lately lol #true blood nights! UM. it's such an interesting show #it's got garring flaws but the beats and pacing and cliffies are well done #and my GOD anna paquin has the RANGE #sam fucking sucks. hate him. but we've just met maryanne and she's knocked him up my rooster presently #jason was at the bottom of the list but he's so fucking stupid #and so many people are being WORSE lately #that he's clawing his way up my hate part of the list #Lafayette owns the faves list #him and eric #my friends were like ERIC IS H O T #he is NOT but his vibes are amazing #i was like 🤔🤔 when we met him #and then he broke into Bill's house #sorry. VAMPIRE Bill's house. and just fucking took a bubbly bath and played his fancy Swedish music #and I was like WELP. THIS IS A DONE DEAL. THIS GUY SLAPS #also i think we should let jessica kill peoplw #like #i see how bad it is for the vampy rights movement #but she should at LEAST maim her dad #true blood #dani watches true blood #anyway I'm on episode 2.3 and im digging it

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