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hello gamers have a neo
#sorry for not posting but i am fuckign sick#and have been for the past week or so. im feeling Awful <3#anyways hes my favorite moth hes my specialest boy hes my babygirl. be nice to him#bug fables#bug fables neolith#professor neolith#art tag
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Build A Cowboy Round 5!
Hi good evening sorry for vanishing OK SO i mentioned in the tags of my first poll that this cowboy is not just going to be a vaguely historical cowboy, but from a Very specific time frame, because of the fic that his partner Javi exists in. That being said, there is a lot to unpack here with this! The time period exactly is 1841, the setting is Texas (because I am texan and we are predictable) and oh my god this is one of the most insane times for a character to be from texas 😭
Our cowboy will have in fact lived through the Mexican War of Independence (1810-1821), the Texas Revolution (1835-1836), tx's CRINGEFAIL attempt at self governing, rapidly approaching our annexation into the US in 1844-5, and then coming right up on the fuckign CIVIL WAR in 1861. These guys deeply understand the concept of "get me the fuck out of the interesting times, im sick of the interesting times". im so sorry cowboys, you can blame Herman Melville for this.
anyways yall didnt come here for a history lesson but you are in fact going to get one because i am insufferable first and an artist second :) and also as a note, race and backstory are always intertwined things but Especially when it is fuckign 1841 so. yeah exercise caution, there will be discussion of racism, medical close-calls, and anti-indigenous genocide. PLEASE ACTUALLY READ THE BACKGROUNDS BEFORE CHOOSING ONE! you dont have to read the sources. those are just there because i have autism. 👍
DETAILS BELOW THE READMORE BC I GOT WAYYY TOO WORDY⬇️
BACKSTORY A: Black Cowboy fled Texas* to Oklahoma with his family after the revolution, now travels up the trade routes breaking wild horses, passing along abolitionist messages, and assisting refugees. A miracle baby surviving a cleft lip with limited surgery and sustained permanent hearing damage as a result, he took up the trade of horsebreaking with flying colors, keeping right up with his older brothers. A sharp shot, keen eye, and a talented horseman, his best trained horses help him identify sounds that he otherwise can't hear. Loosely familiar with PSL, but primarily used a mix of lip-reading, localized/community generated sign growing up.
* After the US aided Texas in staging a coup against Mexico and declaring independence, an ordinance passed in 1836 that fully banished free Black people from the region unless they had personal pardon from Congress. This ordinance was not passed without pushback, and it changed shape and restriction over the years as people of color such as Joseph Tate, John and Charity Bird, Diana Leonard, Allen Dimery, and more all fought for their right to their own lands and lives. The law eventually settled into what was known as the Ashworth Act in 1840, which allowed free Black people to stay IF they had been residing in the state before 1836. It certainly wasn't the victory many had hoped, and even though many free Black persons in Texas were granted pardon to stay, like the Ashworths who the act was named after, many others were forced to leave after their allotted time was up, and were threatened with the future of slavery should they return. thank you texas history for being a vile piece of shit 👍
BACKSTORY B: Mexican/Tejano Vaquero from West Texas whose family has been ranching and cattle driving for decades. Has no interest in moving post-revolution, fuck you very much. If the borders are going to cross his family without asking*, then there's no need to cross them back. Technically lives with his family, but spends extensive periods of time away from home on cattle drives. Steady-handed, steadfast, quick to keep his herd safe. Miraculously survived a cleft lip as a baby and sustained permanent hearing damage** as a result, but that didn't stop his father from teaching him everything he knew, nor our man from taking to it like a fish to water. Knows more about cattle driving than you will ever forget.
*Some brief notes on the borders shifting and alienating people in their own rightful land.
**There was no official sign language of Mexico until the first Deaf school was established in 1869, but he and his family likely have a community-based one that works for them.
BACKSTORY C: Coahuiltecan (specifically Payaya)* cowboy, farrier, and leatherworker. Picked up the line of work as family was pushed to assimilate, one of the few still claiming Coahuiltecan identity at this time**, and has made a good living for himself and his sisters with it. Like the others, miraculously survived a cleft lip as a child but sustained permanent hearing damage as a result. Knows Plains Indian Sign fluently, and also relies on the direction of his horse for picking up sudden sounds before he can spot them. Tries to keep his work as local as possible to avoid separation from family for long, and whenever that is necessary, makes sure to come back soon.
*Note: Coahuiltecan is a term referring to several northern-Mexican and southern-Texan autonomous groups with distinct cultural differences. However, since Spanish and French colonizers lumped these groups together, an immense amount of distinguishing knowledge has since been lost.
** Also note: the Tāp Pīlam Coahuiltecan Nation is still very much around today (check out their site!) but nearing the mid 19th century, people at least claiming/listing this heritage on legal documents dwindled immensely for a variety of reasons.
#build a cowboy#polls#mossy art#described#collaborative character design#also yes i know cleft lip lost the last poll but i dont care. im including both. its my poll and i get to do voter fraud#anyways my god this is a fucking tx history lecture in a tumblr post. sorry everyone#i checked out 9 books from the library for this#but yeah heehoo!! here we goo again#id in alt
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I want to get into k-pop/j-pop/c-pop (for LOONA and other wlw-friendly fanbases, basically), but idk how to find their songs? lol I mean idk how to find their new songs on yt and stuff like that? I don’t speak the language, so getting updates and songs and things like that feel incredibly complicated :( help? also girl group recs? :((
I just subscribe to youtube groups, follow some twitters, and check r/kpop and the rest is just follow kpop tumblrs there's quite a few girl group based ones that are decent for letting me know when there's been a new comeback
Most groups have English based social media at this point OR have people posting English translations immediately under all of their posts. Kpop is extremely accessible to English-speaking fans these days. Tumblr, reddit, twitter are great places to start if the youtube channels or spotify pages are too chaotic to follow
Anyways, if you like LOONA, I would recommend GWSN (Like it Hot is their most recent comeback but I really love Red Sun 0210, Bazooka, and Puzzle Moon, too! Wonder Boy, the Aerialist is my fave by them) if you're more into theri solo/sub unit stuff, Everglow if you're more into theri recent stuff (I'm into La Di Da, Dun Dun, and Bon Bon Chocolat with Bon Bon Chocolat being my fave).
If you're looking for WLW/LGBT friendly, a LOT of idols have been into pride flag/voicing support these days, so I wouldn't be too scared of running into like... openly homophobic idols.
Boa is an older solo artist who has actually performed at pride and you might actually know her from her Japanese work (every heart from Inuyasha). Her latest song is "Better" but my FAVE stuff from her is "One Shot, Two Shot" and a song from her Englsih album "Eat You Up."
Boa has just dabbled in Japanese tracks (as have most kpop artists) but if you want an artist who does Japanese and English tracks, Utada Hikaru si AMAZING and is nonbinary and bisexual! Some lesser known tracks that I would recommend outside of their more famous stuff (just look up Utada + Kingdom Hearts for That) is their new Song "One Last Kiss" for the NGE Soundtrack, "Too Proud," "Nijikan Dake No Vacance" (WHICH HAS A WLW MUSIC VIDEO!), "On and On" which is about gay parades lol, and "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence." The last two are English releases!
Shinee has a large LGBT audience but is a boy group but if you can brave that, 95% of their discography is just... fucking amazing but off the top of my head, I LOVE Odd Eye, View, All Day All Night, and Who Waits for Love. Key did a collab with Years & YEars (lead singer is gay and nonbinary) called "If You're Over Me" if you want more explicitly like... LGBT associated but the sound is more Years & Yaers than Shinee or what you'd get from Key's solo work.
And to just spit out a lot of my faves atm, "First Love" by After School (disbanded, rip), "Easy" by WJSN, literally any song by Sunmi who is the queen of accidental gaybait and is VERY pro-LGBT, "Thank you Soooo Much" by Yubin who was in a group with Sunmi and has posted gay things before debuting, "Free Somebody" is by Luna who feels very WLW-adjacent, "Touch" by Anda has a VERY WLW heavy music video abotu implied pussy eating and her stuff with Primary is AMAZING, the Irene & Seulgi MV for Monster is WLW baiting of the nth degree but better songs from them and Red Velvet would be Kingdom Come, I Just, Sunny Side Up, and Psycho.
Brave Girls put out sound of the Summer with "Chi Mat Ba Ram" but Fever and Pool Party are better songs off that mini album and if you want their older stuff, Deepened and High Heels are fuckign AMAZING songs. And We ride is a fucking BANGER
Listen to Soul Lady by Yukika, Touch by Sori (but please know she quit the idol life), Like You by Rakiyah, Scandalous and Whatever by Keembo (two ladies singing together!!!), and Party Feel Love by Hyuna (which does feature her bf but I swear the song is worth it).
All of the idols I've listed so far hve pretty strong LGBT/WLW followings. IDK if Apink does but if I look at Eunji and feel gay if that counts. If it does, check out Dumhdurum, %% Eung Eung, and I'm so Sick. OH and I THINK one of the Weki Meki membres has come out like 50 times, I don't follow their career much but I LOOOOOVE Picky Picky. Also, Twice haev full of gay-conic bops but I feel like listing them was a bit overdone? I have specific recs for their songs if you want tho
I recommend just throwing allof these songs onto a playlit and skipping any song you hate. I am sorry for recommending Shinee when you asked for girl groups but they are my boy group exception and Jonghyun was such a beautiful advocate for the LGBT community and mental health and I miss him so much that I coulnd't leave them off the list, even fi I mostly put newer releases. Shinin' by Jonghyun is honestly an incredible song and you might like it if you like Loona's sound!
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Incorrect Quotes
So I had the bright idea one day to make incorrect quotes based on a DnD campaign and the players. Why not post them here? If any of them find this and request this to be deleted, I won’t mind.
Blu - DM, any other character you don’t see listed here
Tuck - Alzora
Autumn/Me - Aria
Maria - Yeet
Bard - Tad
Whipple - Niyana
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Aria at 3AM: Alzora wake up
Alzora, annoyed: What is it?
Aria: If butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans/mobians in their stomach?
Alzora:
The rest of Team Supernova:
Niyana: aria what the fuck
Yeet: No no, wait. She has a point.
Yeet: What if they’re mobian butterflies?
Snipe: What if they just feel really tiny butterflies in their stomachs?
Niyana: That’s morbid.
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Aria: is pink panther a lion
Alzora: say that again but slower
Aria: i don't get it?
Alzora: he's the pink PANTHER
Aria: okay? but is he a lion?
Alzora: Aria. he's a panther
Aria: is that a kind of lion???
Alzora: no it's a fucking panther
Aria: I just googled it. Are they not pink?
Alzora: AND LIONS ARE???
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Yeet: *gets shot* Shit.
Alzora: Language!
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Niyana: Is 4 alot?
Aria/Alzora: Depends on the context.
Aria/Alzora: Money? No.
Aria/Alzora: Murders? Yes.
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Yeet: Just a reminder that I'm non-binary so if you've got a crush on me, u gay bro
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Alzora: if one of you says that stupid thing again I will not hesitate to give you frost bite
Aria: aw that's so sad alexa play despacito
Alzora: starting with you
Alt idea from our DM (context, Alzora is an ice dragon and I compare her to Elsa alot):
Aria: thats so sad, alexa play Let it Go.
Alzora: you will die in 3 days
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Niyana: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Yeet: *helps Snipe onto a chair*
Alzora: *throws Aria off the table* revenge
Niyana: There are two types of people
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Alzora: If anyone says ‘mood’ ‘same’ or 'me’ in response to something I say ever again, I will throw you out the nearest window
Yeet: Mood
Aria: Same
Niyana: Me
Alzora calling tad: hello? Tad can you come here quickly?
Tad: why what happened?
Alzora: well lets just say there’s a gun in my hand, 3 dead bodies on the floor, blood on the walls floor and ceiling, and police on the way
Tad:
Tad: what
Tad: The police are going to be there? Yeah, you're on your own
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Aria: Mobius is a hot, molten core with a solid crust. Therefore, its a ravioli Alzora: Please stop
Yeet, taking notes: No no let her finish
~
Aria: Comparing me and Alzora is like comparing apples to oranges.
Aria: I mean, I like apples, and I really don't like oranges.
Aria: Oranges are annoying.
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nesta: fuck your cake!
aria:
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Niyana: I’ve been working on my evil laugh! ‘Cause everybody’s got an evil laugh, you know, like... Ha ha ha ha HA! Like that.
Alzora: Okay, here’s the thing. You’re not ready... for the evil laugh, okay, you can do a chuckle? Like a mildly upset chuckle? After MY evil laugh.
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Snipe: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Aria: Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Niyana: Alzora tripped and fell down the stairs.
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Yeet: So, why is Aria mad at you?
Alzora: They sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Yeet:
Alzora:
Yeet: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?!
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Alzora: Anyone who says 'uwu' or 'owo' again is being arrested for crimes against humanity!
Aria: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Alzora: I'm going to break your fingers.
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Yeet, while crying: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED! ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD!
Snipe: Are you ok???
Yeet, crying even more: NIYANA STOLE MY FUCKIGN WEAPONS!
[This breakdown is immediately followed by Yeet trying to beat the shit out of a 15 year-old]
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Alzora: Good Morning!
Aria: Good Morning everyone
Snipe: Good Morning.
[ half of everyone else says their good mornings]
Yeet: My god you all sound like robots! “good morning” this “good morning” that.
Yeet: Spice it up!!!
Niyana: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Alzora: *falls*
Alzora:
Alzora: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
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Aria: Tall people are the enemy!
Alzora: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from up here.
Aria: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know it!
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Niyana: But rules were made to be broken!
Tad: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nesta: Uh, pinatas.
Alzora: Glow sticks.
Yeet: Karate boards.
Aria: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Niyana: And rules!
Snipe: Don’t forget bones.
Yeet: Ye-Wait no-
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Aria: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
Alzora, used to Aria: Sure they are, Aria.
Aria: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Alzora: Okay.
Aria: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake.
Alzora: …
Aria, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Alzora, crying: Aria, please stop.
Yeet, fascinated: No, continue.
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Yeet: Hey, Snipe, what are you doing here?
Snipe: This is where I come to cry.
Yeet: What.
Snipe: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy.
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[loud crashing comes from Team Supernova's room, Tad runs in to find the room completely trashed]
Tad: What happened in here!?
[The rest of the Team are on an elevated surface]
Aria, on top of the bookshelf, shaking: We saw a spider...
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Yeet: Isn’t it amazing what friends learn from each other?
Aria: I learn a lot from Phin because he makes so many mistakes.
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Aria: AVJDJAHDHSHS
Tad: what is that?
Aria: a keyboard smash
Tad: how do I do it?
Aria: just press anything
Tad: 7
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Alzora: Bitch.
Aria: Blocked.
Alzora: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.
Aria: Unblocked.
Alzora: Bitch.
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Alzora: Don’t say a word.
Aria:
Aria: Fergalicious.
Alzora: I said no words.
Aria: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Aria: Olli? Why are you outside? It's pouring!
Olli, drenched: The aesthetic, Miss Aria.
Aria: Olli, please.
Olli: ThE aEsThEtIc, MiSs ArIa!
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Niyana: There’s no “i” in happyness.
Aria: There is if you fuckin’ spell it right.
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Niyana: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby?
Niyana: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Niyana: Also I want to softhack his circuits.
Yeet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that sentence ever again.
Tad, not looking up from his sketch book: I could design some long furby designs if you need me to.
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Stella: I have a mafia!
Yeet: We have a Niyana.
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Yeet: Bro.
Snipe: What bro?
Yeet: Tell the whole world we’re bros.
Snipe: *whispers* We’re bros.
Yeet: Why’d you whisper bro?
Snipe: Because you’re my whole world bro.
Yeet: B R O.
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Yeet: Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing. What do you save?
Aria: My house??
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Aria: Yeet, do you ever want to talk about your emotions?
Yeet: No.
Alzora: I do.
Aria: I know, Alzora.
Alzora: I’m sad.
Aria: I know, Alzora.
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Stella: *looking around in closet* What should I change into?
Snipe: A better person.
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Whatever characters Yeet writes into fanfiction: *hugging and vibing*
Yeet: Who would ever want to harm such a loving relationship?
Yeet, brandishing a pen: I WOOOOULD!
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Yeet: Chillax~
Alzora: That’s not a word.
Yeet: Sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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Aria: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.
Niyana: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.
Yeet: I would fight a 13 year old me.
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Snipe: Yeet came into my room in the middle of the night, I pretended to be asleep, and they stroked my hair for a minute then left. Are they planning to kill me???
Aria: No they just care about you, idiot.
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Yeet: Well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you.
Snipe: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive?
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Yeet: I wish I could block people in real life.
Alzora: A restraining order.
Niyana: Murder.
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Alzora: What the frick is wrong with you?
Snipe: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork.
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[on a city bus]
Stranger: Are you traveling for business or pleasure?
Alzora, in full armor: Combat.
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Aria: Who ate my fries? Yeet?
Yeet: I don’t like fries.
Aria: Snipe?
Snipe: I don’t need food.
Aria: Niyana?
Niyana: …It was Alzora.
Alzora: Yeah it was.
Aria: wh
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Alzora: They are completely literal people. Metaphors go over their heads.
Yeet: Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast! I would catch it.
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Yeet: Live by the ass, die by the ass.
Tad: S t o p
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Niyana: Is there a word that is a mix between sad and mad?
Tad: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.
Yeet: Smad.
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Tad: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action?
Yeet: T-pose to assert dominance
Tad: No.
Niyana: Say "Thank you Chaos, for this meal I'm about to have" and then-
Tad, interrupting: even worse
Yeet, taking notes: Wait, let her finish
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Aria: Hey Alzora, do you think Snipe feels regret? Because i just saw him choke down one of Tad’s pancakes in half a second.
Alzora: Snipe has only one emotion and that’s hubris.
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Yeet: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket lol
Snipe: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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Aria: You have to pick your battles, Alzora.
Alzora: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.
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Nesta, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.
Tad, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.
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Yeet, throwing his head in Snipe’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty.
Snipe, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
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Yeet, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Niyana: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore!
[later that day]
Niyana: Turns out, Yeet is scarier when they’re quiet.
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Snipe: WE'RE SINKING IN DEEP WATER.
Yeet: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show.
Yeet: OH TOOOOODLES--
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Niyana: Who else uses can openers to drink soft drinks?
Yeet: This is extremely unhinged I must try it immediately.
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Snipe: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Aria: You could have said anything else.
Yeet: fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble.
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Aria: What do you want for dinner?
Niyana: How about Sonic?
Aria: *whispers* He's so fast how would we catch him-
#I can assure you there's much more but im tired#I'll reblog with more later#incorrect quotes#sonic incorrect quotes#sonic forces#dnd 5e#tad the duck#yeet#aria the jackal#alzora frost#niyana the cat#dnd incorrect quotes
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Watch “Love O2O” with Me!
Episode 4
:D
back with episode 4
as the person i want to make proud, mark lee, would say, lezgeddit
what i like about this show so far is that the first minutes of the next episode are the last minutes of the previous ones
whoever produced this show knows that the audience has no braincells and need the recap
or they projected 4 years into the future and saw me
either way
im right
anyways as a quick recap
photoboy apologized and said he deleted the post after wei2 said xiaoyang’s (the boy she’s tutoring) mom will be home in 10 minutes so they could stick around and say hello bc like you should still need proof that im didnt doctor the photos right
so with that we move forward with the plot
she didnt even shake his hand she just gave him a sideways highfive
i stan a queen
god thats fuckign insensitive
OH FUCK XIAOYANG’S BACKSTORY IS SO SAD
he lost his dad and his ability to walk in the same car accident
shes waxing poetic about gaming
i support her
oh shes maybe steered his interests towards game design
stop fucking looking at her like that you slimeball
sorry i just really dont like him a lot right now
alkdjfaklsd erxi started gaming too to keep up the lie and decided to join a different newer server for the game
why would you click that
so yiran’s cousin eneded up doing the in game drama a guess
ew that really lame
that was a greasy line
ew this whole thing is *sick face emoji*
oh they really made a fake weiwei called luwai waiwai
i appreciate her dramatics tho
is
is she played by erxi??
im weak if true
ma’am think for a mintue
nevemrind
she going to sleep instead
HHHH THE BLACK STIPES AND BLUE SHIRT
omg thats so cute that they call her mrs nai akdfjls
OH MY GOD THEY REALLY SAID ITS CLEANING TIME IM SCREAMING
THAT MAN JUST FUCKING PUT UNDERWEAR ON HIS ROOMMATES HEAD IM SCREAMIGN
SEPTEMBER IS A DRAMATIC ASS BITCH AND IM MARRYING HIM
i love how ride or die these boys are for nai and weiwei even tho they dont know her
im so in love with their friendship its so nice to see that they are just dorks
shes not going to call you weirdo
FUCKIG WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THE PHOTO CREEP
UGH I DONT LIKE PHOTO BOY
DOESNT HE HAVE ANY OTHER SHIRTS
DOES IS HE HAVE ONE STYLE ONLY????
WHOTE
HES LITERALLY BEING SO WEIRD I H A T E IT
WHEN IS NAI GOING TO CATCH WIND OF THIS
ME, BANGING POTS AND PANS OUTSIDE OF NAI’S DORM: COME GET YOUR GIRL. SOMEONE’S BEING EWIERD
SLAP HIM
S L A P H I M
JUST FUCKING TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
ugh *rolling eyes emoji*
SOTOP PLAYING THE MUSIC
TURN OFF THAT MUSIC RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD
*KNIFE EMOJI*
I LOVE HER SHE SHUT HIM DOWN SO FAST
A Q U E E N
yaaaaaassssss itS HIMMMMMM
SHE SAW HIMMMMMMM
MY LOVE
at least im fairly sure it was him
based on everyone running somewhere it may be nai
ooh hollywood
oh the titanic
shes really sneaking into class???
bitch just stand up like a man
damn she really be screaming i love her
he is so fucking petty
slap himm
HASFKHAWLW;EKJR;ALKWJ
SHE JUST TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP IN ENGLISH
SLAP HIM
I AM IN LOVE WITH HER
I AM MARRYING ERXI RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD
SHE DID WHAT HE DESERVED I AM PROPOSING
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH EHR RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
akd;lfkajsd i love her spirit
sidenote the friendships in here are really good like so far theres been no inter relationship drama over misunderstandings
oh my god
naihe really fighting for her honor
im propising
hes just j chilling and playing his instrument oh my god
the squad is chilling
oh my god im seriously love the fact that they call her mrs nai
its adoralbe
she really did miss a lot
i love that bear claw’s character keeps doing the hand thing lmaooooo
like he really jjst be jamming up there on his sideways lyre
i do not know the name of it tho i have seen it a lot
are the dramatic twirles
OHLY FUKC
MANS DISAPPEARED
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM INTREGUIED
y’all he’s just loosing arrows at random
YAAASS BABY
HIT WITH THE MCFUCKING INVISIBLE ATTACK
GOD GET OH SHIT
FUCKING TAKE HIM OUT BABY
gag me with a spoon
god i just know they chose those contacts for me
golden eyes im
propoisng
im sorry i keep saying it
but god
love the #Squad
i will say the editing for this part is realy fun
pretty colors
DAMN
that was dope
september i love you
STOP FLIRTING IM SIIIICKCCCK
lmaooooo
fish mirror is having fun
LMAOOO SEPT I
aww thlak;dfj;akldsjwa they really just ditched them im screamign
please let it happen irl too
not to get really caught up in the non important details bbut his profile is so goood
FUCKIGN I
WOW
A GOOD FUCKING DUDE RIGHT THERE Y’ALL
oh thats a cute outfit!!
ma’am dont sleep
she really do be thihnking about him im scremaign
i love that the #Squad shows up too in her reminsicing
she be drawing him in her notebook
i am *eyes emoji*
put xiao nai’s face
you know you want to
literally why does she have like absolutely nothing in her bag
what fucking college second year is like this
ugh nai’s apartment is fucking beautiful
I KNEW IT WAS HIM WHO WAS RUNNING
IF UCKGIN KNEW IT
hands
face
hadsn
oh is that
yikes i reallly hope that it isnt a spreadsheet of times and stuff that shes in class and w/e
ugh photo boy again
e.e
YASS QUEEN KEPE WALKING
oh no
no no she’s not
stop this
JUST TURN HIM DOWN
UGH
COWARD
but same i have a hard time telling people no
erxi is
THAT
BITCH
oh no
ohhh noooo
im screamign
get you a ride or die like erxi
akjfdf;alskdjkk shes really saying that wei2 should marry xiao nai
love to see it
best friends hate each other’s enemies
XIAO NAI
BE WALKING
wow shes really loud how did they not al-oh ok its bc theres a helluva lot of people there at the balcony too
shout out to OH MY GOD SHE IS NOT
SHE IS NOT GOING TO SAY THAT SHE’S DATING XIAO NAI TO GET OUT OF THE WEIRD COURTING THING THAT FUCKING POHOT BOY PUT HER IN
jesus christ he really cant take no for an answer can he
shes really going to go thru with it i cant wait
oh no
nana really be investigating
BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING CREEPY ASSHOLE
TKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
NO THATS NOT HOW THIS WORDKS
oh whomm???
OH MY GOD SHE REALLY BE ALLUDING
TO THINGS
DAMN
nana is going to have a field day
i will say that its nice of him to defend her even after he was rejected
why the fuck do you care so much about what wei2 does nana?
i do enjoy how his roommates are fucking with him tho
oh no
that
i mean kinda good advice
but you also shouldnt change yourself for someoene youre interested in
oh my god thats not uhhhh clean
OH SHIT WHAT UP
XIAO NAI???
XIAONAI BASKEPTIHTGAIOHFN
BACKSEOTIHPBAL
BASKETBALL
FUCK
IM BUT A HUMAN
im surprised there arent more people surrounding the gates bc of xiao nai
oh dear
hes really gonna try to fuckign
bitch
BITCH IS THT WEHER IM GETTING LREEFT AT
THE FUCKGIN AUDACTIVY
THE RAGE
I AM
HADFJA;WEHRPAOIHFOE
god this show is so entertainging
so i guess thats it for episode 4
i will be watching e5 like right the fuck now bc I NEED TO KNWO
but yeah aldfja;lds
if you read through all of my proposals, you deserve a medal or ribbon of some kind
but thajnjk you!!!
stay safe and stay healthy <333
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Alright it’s story time!! I’m going to put this under a read more since it is both long and unrelated to FR!!
ALRIGHT so, I don’t know how many of you know/recall my situation so I’ll give like a short background.
My dad is emotionally abusive. He has been this way for the 25 years I have been alive and walking this earth. He is controlling, manipulative, and terrible.
Last year I started working at GameStop. I made very good friends while I was there. My former boss, after learning about my dad and his awful behavior, offered to let me and my dog move in with her and her two dogs. Over the year I worked at GS, I had been moving things into her home with the expectation I was finally going to get out. I was so very happy that she was so incredibly understanding of my situation.
Skip to February. (This is where things start to get a little more complicated btw.) I meet a very very kind dude. He came into the store, I mistook him for one of my coworkers. He stayed in our store for 4 hours! I later learned that night after we closed (from the very coworker I mistook him for lol) that when I had left the room during his visit, he had asked my coworker if I was single.
He was super nice, so I thought “eh, why not exchange numbers next time he’s in?”
So I did. We talked for about a week.
On February 25th, this amazing dude asked me out! (For the record, I totally accepted <3)
That same day, though, I learned that my store was closing.
A week or so after learning of the store closure and preparing said store for closing sales, I learned that BOTH of my bosses had fevers. (This is around the time that the pandemic was starting to finally be taken seriously, but not very many symptoms were well known.)
I go home and let it slip that they had fevers.
My dad fucking throws a fit. He tells me I am no longer allowed to work there. If I tried to go, he’d take the car from me (the car I assumed was in his name). If I still refused to stay home, he’d call the cops on me.
Keep in mind, he’s fuckign screaming this. Like, legitimately screaming. My mom tells him to back the fuck off, and he starts screaming at her too. My brother comes up from the basement to tell him to chill the fuck out. Can you guess what happened next? Yep, he screamed at my brother too.
So this is happening, I’ve been told I’m not allowed to leave the room. So I break down.I absolutely lose my shit. Not only am I sobbing, I am screaming back for everyone to stop. I have frozen up into a literal ball.
My mom takes me upstairs, where I let everything out and call my boss (the one who had said I could move in with her). I tell her I can no longer come in, I explain the threats he’s made and the situation I was just put in.
I’m met with basically total silence. The only things I hear are “I just don’t know what to say” in an obviously irritated tone.
After apologizing profusely, I finally hang up and break down again. Not even 5 minutes later, she begins to text me. When I explain I cannot make it in because of the threats, I receive this:
“Thanks for making a shitty situation even worse.”
By the time I’ve gotten this, it’s 2 in the morning.
I’ve been keeping my sissy and my boyfriend in the loop about it all. I discord call my boyfriend, who (through irritated cursing at my boss) asks if he can some get me.
I accept his offer, and I stay at his apartment for 2 days straight.
The day after this all goes down, I start receiving calls from the regional manager, who tells me that he needs my keys for the store because no one is available to open it.
My boss was sick. The assistant manager was sick.
They were told to quarantine.
I was literally the only other person who was able to open the store.
So the regional comes and gets my keys after I explain to him (vaguely) what had been happening in the past 7 hours.
While staying at my boyfriend’s apartment, I talked to his sister-in-law about the whole issue with my dad and boss. Turns out, her mother was very very much like my father.
When I finally left on the second day, she told my boyfriend that, if I so desired, I would be more than welcome to live with them. He immediately told me about this, and I decided I would accept it.
Told my dad I was going to live with him because I couldn’t stand the screaming fits anymore. He took it way better than I had expected, although he did the whole “I’m sorry you feel that way” bullshit.
The next day I took some clothes, my switch, and my iPad and started living with my boyfriend, his brother, and his sister-in-law.
And honestly? My mental health within the past 3 months has absolutely skyrocketed!! I have been so much happier, I’ve been told I don’t apologize as much, and I’ve just really been able to come out of my shell!
We will (hopefully) finally be going to my former boss’s home tomorrow to pick up the things I had brought to her place over the past year. Aside from trying to plan days during which I could get my stuff, she has refused to speak with me.
But other than that, I can’t say very many negative things about the past few months. Even with the quarantine, my new job has been considered “essential,” so I’ve been able to keep busy. My boyfriend has been one of the single most encouraging people in my life in just these short 3 months that I’ve known him. I’ll brag more about him in another post though ;)
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the rules: answer 17 questions & tag 17 people you want to know better
THANK U @devpateldyke for tagging me forever ago sorry it took me so long to do it <3 <3 <3
nickname: my little sister started calling me Baba as soon as she could talk so that’s what my (dad’s) family calls me now :)
zodiac sign: leo (and cancer moon scorp rising)
height: 5’10” what’s up ladies
hogwarts house: i don’t fucking know
last thing i googled: “Why do you stimulate the output of the basal ganglia with deep brain stimulation?” which definitely wasn’t a question copy and pasted from my online quiz —____—
song stuck in my head: CAPTAIN HOOK
following and followers: [information withheld]
amount of sleep i get: oh god who knows anything from 3-12
lucky number(s): multiples of 3 from 3-21 but NOT 6.
dream job: fuckign….. writer director editor who knows and then i want a production company because money power glory etc
wearing: leggings tank top that i slept in hoodie
favorite songs: oh my god ummmm way too many but CURRENTLY
every single song by rina sawayama especially XS comme des garçons STFU take me as i am
captain hook and savage by meg
4 american dollars and denise don’t wait by us girls
bite me by kilo kish
violence club mix by grimes
malamente by rosalia
andromeda by weyes blood for the 1093402398th week in a row
diving woman by japanese breakfast
aaaand ive been listening to hungry heart and dancing in the dark by bruce bc those are two of the many bruce songs i like to have breakdowns to :-)
instruments: LMAO nothing i used to take piano and guitar lessons and i was bad at both
random facts: um.
broke my left elbow when i was 5 just by falling on the floor and my mom was like “ur fine go to bed” so i slept on it all night. but then i got a pink and purple cast so that was sick
i’ve been playing “may i” which is a form of progressive rummy since i was like a baby and i’m really fucking good at it
ive never thrown up from being drunk or high and i’ve been so fucked up i had to go to the hospital slkfjsl i’m just not a vomiter apparently
i’ve moved ten times
i got kicked out of a mall in paris for staying too long after they closed. that’s not a flex it was SO embarrassing
aesthetic: UM in terms of art/visuals/sounds and stuff basically anything i post on this blog in terms of fashion ummm im so bad at describing it but some stuff i rly like is:
(not that i actually own any of that obviously lmao).
i’m too lazy to tag ppl sorry so if u see this any u wanna do it consider urself tagged!!!
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I’m gonna be a fuckin bitch for this post and i’m not really sorry i don’t think.
So i’m in college. For social work. To help people. You know. Getting my life together. And in the beginning I made a friend who likes nintendo games and i was like OH BOY, MAYBE THEY LIKE METROID. they did not and i have continuously made the mistake of associating with this kid. Like almost every day he does something that makes my skin crawl with the feeling of “oh my god i canNOT relate to this kid at all”.
At first my issue with him was that he reminded me exactly of Tristan except not evil. My second issue was just that he gave me wicked secondhand embarrassment. My third issue is that I have not the slightest idea why he’s still in this course, he has proved time and time again that he has learned nothing.
The first red flag that went up for me was personal because he reminded me of Tristan. The second one went up when he said that he felt gay people were shoving their gayness down people’s throats and that he was sick of the rainbow flag. When he first said that I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I told him about the ratio how many straight movies there are compared to gay ones, I told him about how the rainbow flag is a symbol of safety and acceptance, WE HAVE ONE IN OUR GODDAMN CLASSROOM. He told me that in highschool almost every classroom had a gay flag in it and almost everyday there was a class discussion about it. I asked him if it was the students or teachers who brought it up and he said “mehhhh it was the students” SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TELLS ME? THAT THOSE WERE GAY OR TRANS STUDENTS NEEDING ACCEPTANCE. AND YOU’RE HERE IN FRONT OF ME, IN FRONT OF THIS RAINBOW FLAG, COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM. He wanted to “agree to disagree” about it but I was like “no man your views are potentially harmful”. People overheard us arguing and they sided with me, the student council president i think it was spoke to us and said (in response too “theres too much gay stuff”) “I’m actually trying to get them to paint the crosswalks here rainbow”, so like, take that.
And we talk about this stuff in class fairly often. We’ve spoken about the importance of symbols, identity, flags, safe spaces, we get DEEP into it. But you know what this kid does all class? He looks at memes or plays fire emblem heroes on his phone, sometimes he plays his whole ass switch in class. OR! or or or, he gets up and leaves in the middle of a lesson that holds CRITICAL information that would help him become less ignorant and prejudiced. Just the other week we were talking about how straight people will never know the struggle, the oppression, that nonstraight people face, and of course this kid was just playing on his phone, and ohohoho the instructor called him on it and got mad and it was honestly? So satisfying.
So I had to be the one to explain to him what oppression is and how fuckign serious it is. People fucking die man. This was around the time the whole “gays own splatoon” thing happened and the dude was SO upset about it. I was like “.... you realize those are all jokes right? Nobody means anything by it”. He sort of got it but one thing he said is like, big fuckin yikes. He said he seen a meme on the drawing feature or whatever that said “straight people suck at splatoon” or something and he said he was actually offended by that and if it wasn’t for the fact that his best friend is a lesbian, these jokes that he’s seeing would probably turn him into a little bit of a homophobe. And because I had to be civil and he did want my help I was like “you have to work on that, you NEED to do something about that”. Because you can’t be like that in general and you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT be like that going into the field we’re going into.
I wish he paid attention in class so then he wouldn’t come to me to ask “hey how do i not be homophobic” and get me all mad but then i cant get mad because that doesnt help either of us. at least its good practice for the future and any weirdos i get in my career.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh “at least”. That’s one of his favourite things to say :))))))))) at least at least at least AT LEEAST. We’ve been through a semester and a half of counselling skills and you still have not learned how to properly console people. “At least” belongs in a pity pile, “At least” is you saying “youre problems arent THAT bad :)” you think it sounds nice but really youre just belittling the person and their issues. oh my fuck he SMOTHERS people if they’re having problems. Last week I guess I was “off” or some shit idk! something i didnt wanna talk to him about, AND HE KEPT GOING ON “whats wrong. do you wanna talk about it. you seem upset. you seem upset. whats wrong. im here”, SO I TURNED TO THE DUDE AND WAS LIKE “You’re going to make me a lot worse if you keep asking, and you and I both know you hate it when I get angry :)” like im ready to verbally rip this kid a new one i am SO ready.
Today he was smothering one of our friends because they went through a break up and oh my god even the tone of voice he uses sets off my shut-the-fuck-up reflexes ?? He was like “do you need anything, do you need snacks, do you need a hug, do you want me to buy you something, do you want me to rough him up, do you want me to send him a message, please dont cry crying is bad, do you want a hug” and our poor friend just sat their sulking not saying anything PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WAS SMOTHERING THEM. They got up and went somewhere so i turned to him and said “YOU ARE SMOTHERING THEM (awkward laugh to attempt to hide my anger) you are smothering them you cant do that. So he said “Hey you know word of advice you need to word things better because you might hurt someone’s feelings” and all i said was “right”. Then later in the day I’m talking to our heartbroken friend and I’m using actual skills we learned in class and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, we’re making progress and they’re talking about it to me.
I’m so aggressive with this dude because 1, i cant stand him, and 2, he hasnt gotten it through our non aggressive talks in class. I wanna kick this into him, like 2013 tumblr style LISTEN UP FUCKER type of shit.
When i explained to him a few weeks ago that Homophobia Is Bad, do you know how he thanked me????????? He gave me his copy of ssb melee. That game is like his pride and joy and it sells for 80 fucking dollars and he gave it to some bitch that doesnt even like him. I don’t even want a thank you for telling you to not be a homophobic piece of shit. So now I have this copy of melee that i feel horrendous about having because I don’t even like this kid anymore i’m sick of him.
and the week after he gave me that guess what i found out haha???? HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME!!!!!!!!!! AWFUL!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU LIKE ME!!!!!! I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT CONTINUOUSLY HURT YOUR FEELINGS I DO NOT GET IT.
Last week he left a bag of those hersheys clusters on my part of the table and when i seen them a wave of defeat and anger washed over me, i dont want your fuckin gifts, i dont want your money, i dont want you to give me things because you like me. i do not appreciate it. it feels wrong. I think he cried because i didn’t acknowledge the bag. after class he said he got them for me and i told him i didnt feel right taking them, so he said “just pretend that they came out of nowhere” and i shook my head and said no and i left them there. idk what happened to that bag.
twice back in september he commented on my eating habits, said i had a sweet tooth WHEN I WAS EATING HEALTH FRUIT GUMMIES???? so now i cant eat in front of him or else i panic.
we’re fine texting each other but i really do not enjoy being around him irl. and today i came to the realization that I’m not gonna get along and vibe with everybody, he just happens to be one of those people.
so now i’m like, angry a lot of the time again because i have to deal with him and his terrible work ethics and tristan transference
I should’ve known he didn’t like metroid.
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Cool Alpha Kids Dance Party™ at the crocker residence
#bullshit.img#i wrote like 30 fuckign tags about how they're having the sickest of parties and how each of them breaks it down but then it went ahead and#decided not to post what the fuck @ tungle#so to summarize#jake flexing his muscles: this counts as dancing right#dirk bending his knees and shrugging: i don't fucking know what dancing is.#roxy mid-dab: i am a Mad Meme Machine™#jane gettin down to the beat: you're all amateurs. watch closely my Sick Moves and i may impart to you on how to Drop It Low Girl™#also i'll probably post a whole bunch of this shit as long as this is a hyperfixation of mine so like. sorry in advance for the sims spam#and i'll be making a tag for it if you want to blacklist it or something#it'll be#alphasimsstuck#let's hope this posts this time if it doesn't i'll scream
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*slides you five bucks* holly,,,,holly,,,pls give me greenlove headcanons,,,,the world Must Know
greenlove hcs
so . greenlove is this super poly ship a lot of my friends and i came up with. we basically all made an oc and plopped them into a poly ship with lloyd uwu
so, ill explain the ocs to you first!
micah (owner - tumblr: witchlightsands ao3: whichlights) he/him bi flower boy. he a flower boy baby!!!! hes a flirty mess of a bi and is constantly supportive of lloyd. also he loves puns. bastard nerd
rhian (owner - tumblr: cynicalmiles ao3 - cynicalmiles) nb she/her ace pan. she has the elemental power of magic! she also has two dads (nyx and max) and a bro named jayden (owner - tumblr: lightning-jay23 ao3: lightning_jay23). good at makeup. the shortest lol. she’s in the exact middle of the bastard/nerd/dumbass/valid scale
myan (owner - tumblr: qibliwinter/lesbianskylor (HEHEHEHE ME) ao3: hollyus) he/they pan. depending on the au, he’s a vet student or a volunteer or owner of a shelter! he has a dog named scritch and he’s pretty much, besides micah, the most normal one of the greenlove gang. valid nerd
bo (owner - ao3: Nagasha) she/her grayace demiro. she’s a coolass serpentine (hypnobrai)!! she grew up in a group of serpentine girls and she met lloyd at a p young age. probably the most down to earth one of the group. at the very top of valid nerd
ver (owner - tumblr: terezi-kin) he/they demiboy polysexual aro. ABSOLUTE meme trash. ASKJNDLSDFDK jokes are like, his defining personality trait at this point honestly. tall bitch but not the tallest. chaotic good dumbass bastard
celestien (owner - tumblr: iwillheckingfightyou/anywaylloydgarmadonistrans ao3: i_will_fight_you) nb they/them and arospec multisexual. tol long haired redhead, punches transphobes. they have two moms
also: here are more specific ship names
micah/lloyd - brightshipping
rhian/lloyd - emeraldshipping
rhian/micah/lloyd - sparkleshipping
myan/micah - m&mshipping
thats,, kind of all we have so far rip
OKAY - now we get into the actual hcs (which im SORRY miles youve probably heard them all in the discord nsdjkfldk)
rhian and myan are the shortest of the group, celestien and ver are the tallest
SO, rhian and myan totally ride on their shoulders and have a nerf gun fight
(in the circumstance his family is an owner of a shelter) myan and micah totally meet before meeting the others because myan has a shelter that’s like across the street from micah’s flower shop
at some point micah adopts a cat named skittles from the shelter and he cries when he first sees her bc shes so cute.
she’s around 2 years old and she’s a brown tabby with a white muzzle, paws, tip of tail, chest and stomach
she’s affectionate af
lloyd used to be single as fuck before greenlove and everybody made fun of him, so when he gets SIX WHOLE DATEMATES he laughs in their face
after the whole harumi fiasco the ninja DEFINITELY keep their eye on his datemates.
kai, to all of them: hey? hey! you hurt lloyd i hurt you
nya: (pulls out her samurai x dual swords) ill let you figure it out!
cole: ok yall seem chill but if you ever treat lloyd badly…youll regret the day you were born. anyways who likes video games here
jay: you better watch out…you better watch out…yOU BETTER WATCH OUT… YOU BETTER WATCH
zane: (gives off sense of intense protecting of lloyd)
anyways, it is eventually proven that the greenlove squad are all also extremely protective of lloyd (esp after all the shit he went through) and would never hurt him intentionally so all the ninja become cool with them
greenlove is the lloyd protection squad.
all of the greenlove squad minus lloyd: i am the lloyd guardian. guardian of the lloyd
the ninja: morro quivers before them!
greenlove gang minus greenie to morro: FUCK OFF
ver constantly tortures micah with memes and jokes
though,,, they do bond over puns
ver: you wanna go?
lloyd: yea
ver: on a date with me?
ver: OH YOU DO
ver: OHHHH
lloyd: YOU ACT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK IM YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG
lloyd: turtles turn up
myan: hell yeah go turtles
lloyd: dead on beaches
myan: oh dear god
greenlove: (just doing shit)
ver: wait
ver: so bo’s a snake person yeah
bo: …well, the term is serpentine, but..yeah??
micah: yea- oh god ver no
ver: we’re all scalies
bo: oh, um? i dont quite get what you mean, but his name is skales! not sure how he would react to you calling him, uh, skalie?
lloyd: (wheeze)
myan has, lots of grandchildren and children
(hint: they’re all animals)
myan, when a cat gives birth: hey guys look! its our 34th grandchild :)
rhian’s basically besties with nya
whenever she goes out on a date with lloyd, nya does her makeup, and kai does lloyd’s makeup (since nya and kai are makeup masters obvs)
any love song that’s sweet and nice: plays
all of the greenlove members simultaneously: HOLY SHIT ITS OUR SONG-
celestien: happy one year babe!
ver:
ver: im 18
celestien is ur friendly neighborhood anarchist :)
they have a discord with the ninja & co (aka adding on skylor and pixal) named “0 days since our last nonsense”
ver: @everybody
kai: i will kick your ass if you tag everybody again
ver: @here
kai: bitch
ver: (feigning innocence) but you didn’t say dont tag here :) :)
kai: fucker
nobody ever. ever. EVER gives ver mod/admin permissions. it happened once and theyll never make the same mistake again
my hc shortest from tallest is rhian, myan, bo, lloyd, micah, ver, celestien
celestien when they’re around tiny animals: (tearing up) you are so small? i could crush you? you’re just? so tiny?
micah dramatically during christmas: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS , IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
bo: micah i know you’ve been telling us this again and again for the like past 6 hours?
ver: you know what’s my music taste? youtube channel historyteachers.
ver, yelling at the top of their lungs: this plague is bubonic! B-U-B-O-N-I-C
ver: im factkin with the lady thats always singing in those videos
he listens to it so much that all his s/os can recite renaissance man to you on instant if you asked them to
myan: love is dead. you leave me as i lay here sick and festering. you have betrayed me
lloyd: woah whats up?
myan: my dog stole my fuckign popcorn
their older siblings/parents trade embarrassing stories about them and its just terrible for them but really amusing for their older siblings/parents
kai (lloyd), nyx, max (rhians dads), the reols parents (micah), myans parents, vers parents, the snake girl gang (bo), and celestiens moms: (cackling evilly)
bo: so, i was doing this and my friend-
micah: wait
bo: what
micah: oh my god myan and rhian rhyme,
rhian (before they started dating): writes her name on something
myan: holy SHIT THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT?
celestien nickname cel and rhian nickname rhi cause its cute
thATS MY HCS FOR GREENLOVE WHICH I LOVE!!!!!!!! sorry for taking for fucking ever
also if yall want to request hcs then Sure but from now on with hcs being put onto my inbox ill take them as suggestions- meaning, ill delete them if i dont feel like doing them (if you ask off anon ill post privately that i dont want to do it, if on anon ill just delete it lol)
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okay i'm about to rant mostly just cause i'm so fucking stressed and uncertain and i need to work through my thoughts please feel free to ignore this i usually do this type of shit on tiwtter but like most of my irl friends follow me on there whereas only one does here so it's going on here, so sorry i'm on mobile so no read more
okay anyway i desperately want to take a break from college, or at least like from my university and just do a semester at juco (i still have enough like freshman level pre recs that i just never took that i could def pull off at least one semester), i don't like my university and never have but at this point it's getting to the point where i just absolutely resent being here and like my mental health is absolute fucking shit and like my physical health has been absolutely godawful both in the sense that i have been having chronic migraines that basically make me a fucking corpse for sometimes like full weeks at a time and other neurological issues for nearly a year now that i am just getting doctors to take seriously (it only took me starting to have literal fuckign hallucinations !) and also like i've gotten sick like at least once a month this semester (which like yeah it's been a bad allergy year for everyone but every time i get sick my migraines flair up) anyway and like ! having migraines that make me literally useless for anywhere between a few hours and a full week really don't mix well with the fact that i also have depression and adhd so like keeping up with all of my work and tasks and not just letting myself stop being a person is already kind of a thing i struggle with in the best of circumstances ! and like i have friends that i'm close to and talk to but i feel like either they were closer with my old best friend that i quit talking to (which was for the best she was really bad for my mental health and was kind of a narcissistic bitch) so like i just feel awkward trying to reach out to them or their my sorority friends who like are still great and who i see a lot but also like they kind of developed their own group when i was inactive last year and they tried to keep me in the loop and introduce me to everyone outside of srat events last year but i still feel like out of the loop so like honestly i'm just so fucking lonely here right now and like !!! it especially fucking sucks cause like i used to be used to this in high school and really spent time getting comfortable being by myself and like being my own company because that's kind of what my situation was towards the end of high school but it's especially what i expected my life to be like in college and then it wasn't and i got used to having lots of friends and being surrounded by people and it fucking sucks now having to go back to being by myself all the time now that i know that's not just like inherently my only option like i used to think it was !!!
anyway if you can't tell i'm absolutely fucking miserable and my grades are shit because like even though i love what i'm studying, trying to find it in me to actually get up and go to class and do readings and assignments seems near impossible when i can't even make myself like shower daily and especially cause like i just can't imagine myself actually being a like post-grad adult with a degree and job and everything like not even in a like suicidal "i wanna die" way its just at this point it just feels like even if i can get there that's just going to be another thing for me to fuck up but also like i can't handle facing my family if i give up, they never shut up about how i'm the smart one and how proud of me they are and all this shit and like every time i have a problem we have to spend months having daily multiple hour discussions about it which i just cannot fucking handle which brings me to my problem of like. i want to take a semester off here and go home and just work and maybe do juco but like i don't have resources to get my own place and i literally just cannot go back to living with my parents. like they aren abusive or anything like Bad Bad but like they're just so fucking overbearing and in the least constructive way possible, like they constantly want to talk about shit but never actually listen to my perspective or take into account what would actually help me and like my mom just straight up thinks i'm lying about the majority of my mental and physical health problems (says i can't have anxiety because i talked to strangers working custoner service, doesn't say adhd isn't real but every time i like show a symptom she yells at me for being lazy, just openly thinks i'm faking the migraines and every time i get one when i'm home she comes in my room and like turns all the lights on and won't leave me alone) and like my steodad believes me and gets it but like basically just tells me to get over it (which like he is also chronically ill so like he has a better perspective but his illness is more like physical pain with joints and shit which like! is way easier to just power through than your brain not being wired properly and having headaches so bad they make me vomit ! i would know like literally every step i take hurts with my lil bionic ankle and like it sucks but i CAN just get up and deal) and also they're both just so fucking temperamental like they will tell me something is perfectly fine and then when i go to actually do it i get screamed at over damn near everything i do and like also like ever since i quit talking to my dad and especially since he died my mom brings him up constantly and like i get that he hurt both of us but it was in very different ways and like i'm not her therapist ! I have listened to her but i have been told her it makes me uncomfortable, i have my own issues from the guy that i am trying to fucking get over and work through and listening to hers just makes it worse!!! not to mention the fact that my parents are all "oh we would accept you if you were gay" but then my mom literally just ignored me when i came out to her and they both constantly shit talk the queer community !!!!
i know i need a break from university and this fucking town and everything here but ultimately i don't know if going home would actually be better for me but like ! i'm living in my sorority house rn like stopping taking classes and just living and working here isn't even an option for me!! i don't have a garuntor for an apartment and i don't have money for a deposit!! so i just genuinely don't know what the fuck to do !!!
anyway so sorry for this overshare/trauma dump even though i doubt anyone even read it (no shame again i'm ranting for myself here), i'm going to go write an email to my advisor begging for help now 🤪
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TELL US ABOUT ALL THE OCS!! ilandere, kalinda, callise, enna, lerato, raske, blacklight, clamor, bonny, vmni !!!
OKAY OMG THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BUT ALSO THIS IS GONNA BE THE LONGEST POST EVER SO IT’S GOOOOING UNDER A CUT
like . no capslock to show how srs i am this is the longest post ever fair warning
I AM THE LEAST CONCISE PERSON IN HISTORY dear mobile users I AM SORRY, also i spent so much time writing all these it’s a little ridiculous?? wow
Ilandere [my daughter my darling baby girl] [novel character - sci fi - sisterworlds!verse]
Full Name: Ilandere CirilaGender and Sexuality: she’s a gal and… errrr demisexual lesbian??? aro/ace with an exception???? she is in love with one woman and. that is kind of the end-all-be-all of her sexualityPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: Human, but non-earth human so it’s hard to say exact ethnicity? hold up i know i have a pic, and Set you (you wonderful person you) asked for a pic in another ask so…
ignore the self-deprecation, pls, she’s got brown skin and freckles and long wavy hair and bright… bright teal eyes…
Birthplace and Birthdate: Er. non-earth again so. 17 Eshana moon, year 305 of the imperial calendar, which means nothing to nobody, and she was born in out in the suburban sprawl near Asmara cityGuilty Pleasures: fairy tales. she’s kind of a…. scientific prodigy, and ‘frivolous’ pursuits are kind of frowned upon in her culture, so she keeps her interest in fairy tales and mythology on the dl for the most partPhobias: well. ilandere, you see, works primarily on the theoretical physics of portals, so she has a fairly… deep seated, and very well informed… fear of portal fragging. like. being partway through a portal when it closes? being…. cut in pieces by a portal ceasing to be. that…. terrifies her, at the deepest level.What They Would Be Famous For: Oh well she’s kind of a mathematical genius? and she kind of is famous for that? she’s ‘one of the most promising scientific minds of her generation’What They Would Get Arrested For: um. not returning library books on time. is literally the ONLY THING i can think of.OC You Ship Them With: Kalinda :3OC Most Likely To Murder Them: holy shit. nobody in the fucking multiverse are you kidding. she is. the sweetest and kindest person. in those ‘should you fight’ memes she’s the fucking one who gets ‘yeah you can beat her but WHY WOuLD YOU WANT TO YOU MONSTER’Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesn’t much watch movies or plays, she has a really hard time keeping focus on them and she tends to get distracted by ideas for her work halfway through. books tho! she is literally always reading! she loves to read math books straight up. lil nerd. she likes biographies too, and, seeeecretly, mythology & fairy tale booksLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Nerd Girl Gets Makeover And Suddenly Has Straight Hair And Doesn’t Need Her Glasses And Is Pretty Now Really And Suddenly Deserves The Boy!!!!! like ew she hates that shit as both a nerd and as someone who has less than zero interest in boys.Talents and/or Powers: Did I already say math genius? p sure yeah. Also. and this is something she doesn’t know anything about. Something that’s literally just meta knowledge that I know. She has a sort of…. aura of influence? She’s magnetic. She just attracts attention (positive or negative) naturally, wherever she goes, without meaning to or really trying.Why Someone Might Love Them: She is. Bubbly and enthusiastic, she is brilliant and bright and generous and chipper and she’s. my baby.Why Someone Might Hate Them: she…. can get really caught up in herself? she might forget about everything around her because of whatever she’s working on just then? She’s also not… particularly humble? she’s not a braggart but she also doesn’t know how to… downplay her skills for other people’s comfort? like, her attention grabbing aura will occasionally breed… jealousy and spite? but frankly it usually doesn’t last past actually getting to know her.How They Change: !!!!! I’ll tell you when i actually write the book!!!!!! no but really she is eventually supposed to learn how to live in the moment, to…. really see other people around her? to realize that the world around her isn’t some dream she’ll wake up from to start having a ‘real life’, if that makes sense? she has an all-encompassing goal for much of her story that she lets absolutely consume her, and she sort of… learns eventually… that that was something of a mistake, even though she does get what she wants in the end. She missed out on her friends and family while they were right there with her.Why You Love Them: real talk tho ilandere and kalinda together were some of my first Real, Serious OCs. they were…. between the two of them, they were me exploring my sexuality. they were me becoming okay with liking ladies. and they’ve both grown just. just sooooo much with me. ilandere - i played her and kalinda in this big fun larp my now-bf was running, and they really helped me build my storytelling, build my acting. Ilandere was a soft, brainy kid stuck with a bunch of fighters, and she could still keep up and prove her value with her mind and her talents and her generosity of spirit, and i love her so. so so very much. She’s grown with me too- she helped me come to terms with my autism, and i realized that i had always played her- with that part of me? her odd speech patterns, her social skills that she worked so hard on but didn’t come easily to her, her stimming! she is just- i can’t emphasize enough how much she means to me, as a character, as an extension of myself.
Kalinda [novel character - fantasy- sisterworlds!verse]
Full Name: Kalinda Flint Beryl (look gemstone surnames are really common on her world it’s totally not weird)Gender and Sexuality: lesbian!Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: non-earth human again, i’ve been revamping her look lately so i don’t actually have a faceclaim or anything yet, but i think like, in earth terms she’d be southeast asian? maybe?Birthplace and Birthdate: urgh uh midsummer in the year 1105 AK (she is two years older than Ilandere, as far as that relativity nonsense goes, since they’re from…… different fucking planets), and she was born out in the countryside, in her mum’s cottageGuilty Pleasures: pretty much… everything? she doesn’t actually…. spend any intentional time on pleasure? she kind of deprives herself of anything that could distract her from her goals, at all. So like. enjoying a fucking sunset for two seconds would make her feel guilty and pissed off.Phobias: claustrophobia, and also certain specific types of magic? like the kind of…. ancient, deep magic that lives in the bones of the earth, that lives in the void between stars, that lives in the undercurrents of death. that kind of magic.What They Would Be Famous For: She’s a fairly skilled swordsmith, a fairly skilled mage, and a fairly skilled fighter all around, but she’s none of those things enough to be really…. famous for them?What They Would Get Arrested For: hahahaha i didn’t think about this when i wrote Ilandere’s but. straight up for stealing books. that has. actually happened.OC You Ship Them With: Ilandere!!!!! :DOC Most Likely To Murder Them: Hrm. She has a parental figure, her smithing mentor? who is pretty dang peeved off at Kalinda for the. like. the way she chose to live her life? but prooooobably only enough to. y’know. smack her around a bit in frustrated affection? yeah.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: magic…. tomes…. she hasn’t read for fun since childhood, alasLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she seriously Does Not CareTalents and/or Powers: She’s a spellsword, and her magic specialization is like, some weird combination of nature/flora magic and… void magic.Why Someone Might Love Them: she has a central core of tempered steel. she is strong and unwavering. and despite her insistence on prioritizing her own goals above all else, she will still stop to help others if she sees them in trouble (tho she might pretend to grumble about it). Why Someone Might Hate Them: she’s also kind of unapproachable, and could possible be seen as… like…. heartless? she’s very very good at acting like she doesn’t care about other people, provided they aren’t in immediate danger. and she just doesn’t have the fucking time of day for small talk or petty problems, and she’s spent so much time on her own that her social skills completely suckHow They Change: she keeps that steely incorruptible core, but she slowly, painfully learns to soften her edges. to actually value the cliche and stop to smell the roses. it’s not easy to transition into finally having what you spent your whole life wanting, but eventually… she learns to take comfort as it comes.Why You Love Them: All the reasons in the same section of Ilandere’s set, because these two babes area package deal with me. Also, because i am a spiteful creator and i am sick to death of ‘tuff gurl is straight 2 break stereotypes!’ and Kalinda is my short haired, sword slinging, hard-scrabble, tough-as-nails, lesbian baby. Kalinda helped me learn to be… unapologetic.
Callise [rp character]
Full Name: she… doesn’t have one? her actual designation is ‘Calypso’, but she does not know that.Gender and Sexuality: she’s bi, and she might, eventually, come to understand herself as nonbinary? but she doesn’t do a lot of introspection so for all intents & purposes she’s a woman.Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human/living portal storm??????Birthplace and Birthdate: in… a lab…. at some undisclosed time…. that no one knows anymore because that dimension….. is gone… holy shit why am i like thisGuilty Pleasures: ohhhh she does not believe in this concept at all. Callise is sort of a live-for-the-moment um. hedonist? look she suffers a LOT throughout her nonsense life so she isn’t gonna care about eating some fuckign cake or having some sex, ya dig?Phobias: enclosed spaces, being restrained, deserts, starving to deathWhat They Would Be Famous For: ????? being….. fucked the fuck up???? and feral?????????What They Would Get Arrested For: literally not giving an entire shit about the laws of any fucking world she’s onOC You Ship Them With: a glass of warm milk & a fucking good night’s sleepOC Most Likely To Murder Them: anyone… who is easily scared by teeth gnashing and snarling i suppose?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesn’t consume a LOT of media? and she typically can’t read the languages on the worlds she’s stuck on? but she fucking loves popcorn action movies and shitty comedies and just stuff that’s Fun she doesn’t have to think about at alllllll Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: …. evil scientists are a genuine trigger for herTalents and/or Powers: um. she’s. her physical form is irretrievably merged with a portal storm. like, a storm in spacetime that punches holes into various multiversal dimensions? she can sometimes control it? in little bits? but mostly it manifests as the storm completely… demolishing whatever world she’s in at that moment? usually it takes a few years after she comes to a place, but eventually the storm will ‘catch up’ to her, and the longer she’s been there the worse it will be, and then the storm will fuck up the world and…. kill her. and she will wake up on the next world. if she dies in another way, she’ll wake up in the next place anyway regardless. she really, really doesn’t understand it, not even to the point of knowing that she is the storm. she thinks the storm is chasing her.Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s…. uh… very honestly herself? she is 10000% in the moment and earnest about everything. she has no deception whatsoever within herself. Why Someone Might Hate Them: … she has no deception whatsoever within herself. she is indescribably blunt. she is… kind of animalistic and violent and doesn’t care about laws or social rules and she does things, sometimes, on the smallest fucking whim, including occasionally biting people??? and punching things and people for fun??? like she loves fighting people and sometimes it’s sort of foreplay too??? and breaking stuff just to break stuff? so… yeahHow They Change: oh Cal changes so much over the course of her long, long, looooooong life, and not always for the better? she kind of slips…. depending on how she’s treated on each world she portals to, she slips in and out of feral!Cal mode? if she’s chased and hunted, if she’s locked up, if she’s treated with violence, she’ll go wild. She, as a character, kind of reflects how she’s treated at any given time? Why You Love Them: she’s my monster child. i mean, she’s kind of a vent character? and because of her nature, i can slip her into any sort of narrative i feel like atm, which makes her a pretty fun rp character. if she dies, she dies! that particular narrative is donezo, oh well, but she gets to run off and have adventures somewhere else! it’s really fun
Enna [novel character - fantasy - elementals!verse]
Full Name: *rubs my horrible hands together* okay there is a reincarnation component to the is character so??? the first name she was given was Endellion Devlin, her title is Phoenix, and she’s had like eighteen other names including Aideen Lucero and Shea EdenGender and Sexuality: bisexual, and genderfluid between usually a woman and agender or male more occasionallyPronouns:depends what gender she’s feeling, so usually she/herEthnicity/Species: human/elemental, and bc of that reincarnation element her ethnicity changes from lifetime to lifetimeBirthplace and Birthdate: er. lots of different ones? again with the non-earth world. i’m quite predictable on that front. (i kind of hate/suck at writing plain old earth)Guilty Pleasures: hmm…. well…. she feels a bit… low-key guilty about… how much she enjoys fighting? like the physical act of fighting, she takes lot of joy in, and she feels weird about that because… obviously… fighting hurts peoplePhobias: confinement, death, drowningWhat They Would Be Famous For: leading a rebellion to overthrow a bigoted oppressive regime :3What They Would Get Arrested For: leading a rebellion to overthrow a bigoted oppressive regime :3OC You Ship Them With: Lerato, also, Sil TivanOC Most Likely To Murder Them: oh, pretty much anyone in the Creed (aforementioned bigotd oppressive regime), but mostly Raith. who kind of… has? actually? killed her. at least three times.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: sheeeee…. doesn’t actually read or consume media p much ever? she’s too action oriented. she doesn’t like stopping to watch/read things. but if she did…….. soppy romanceLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: ditto above response minus the endingTalents and/or Powers: mmm she’s a fire elemental, can produce and manipulate fire/heat, and kindasorta fly with it? also, elemental powers in this world present at puberty (yes kind of like x men thanx), and enna can sense whether or not a child is going to develop into an elemental later in lifeWhy Someone Might Love Them: she is pure fucking passion sculpted into human form. she’s the kind of person to dance barefoot outside in a thunderstorm, splashing in literally every puddle. plus she is just really very compassionate, protective, honest, funWhy Someone Might Hate Them: hmmmmmm because she is unapologetic about everything she does. she’s a fighter and she will fight you if you threaten the people she cares about, and she will not pull her punches. not at all.How They Change: during the novel i’m planning/writing, she starts off in an odd place emotionally, because she’s been… conditioned, sort of, to repress herself, and control herself, which is really really contrary to her nature, and she has to spend the first third of the story unlearning that training and becoming herself again, tho she’s feeling very burnt out about her… purpose… at that point? Then, something happens that fucks with her… worldview, and her sense of self, and she runs away, which is also pretty damn against her nature, or at least against the way she’s always lived her life, and then she spends some time learning how to slow down and enjoy things again, and remembering why it is that she fights in the first place, and who she fights for, and then… that ends really poorly too. the last part of the novel is her companion slowly slowly earning her trust back, and Enna coming back into her own as a leader and a fighter and as a whole person, finally, instead of just a symbol.Why You Love Them: Enna was created not long after Ilandere & Kalinda, meaning that she came pretty early in my creative growth, and so a lot of her meta character changes are really relevant to my life? she another bi baby of mine. also… i really like to hope that i would be as brave as her if i was in her position. she’s an ideal for me, and i aspire to be like her.
Lerato [novel character - fantasy - elementals!verse]
Full Name: Lerato SorchaGender and Sexuality: bi womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human/elementalBirthplace and Birthdate: i’m gonna leave this at a very very long fucking time ago in a place that burned to the groundGuilty Pleasures: look poor Lerato feels guilty about a lot of very legitimate things, but she doesn’t waste a lot of time berating herself for small pleasuresWhat They Would Be Famous For: Back In The Day, she’d be famous for the whole revolutionary leader thing that Enna takes over from her, but nowadays she really prefers to hang out in the background, on the sidelines, offering support and advice. she is TiredWhat They Would Get Arrested For: i mean. collusion with a known resistance leader, so.OC You Ship Them With: Ennaaaaaaaaaaaaa. she really really really loves Enna, just, so fucking much. for all the good it does either of them.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Raith holy shit, because Raith is a jealous horrible. um. monster. and yet again. has actually killed Lerato before. but only once. and also Gideon would, because of that whole being a leader in the Creed thing.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she likes poetry an awful lot.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: love triangles.Talents and/or Powers: she’s also an elemental, but substantially older than Enna, and her powers present a bit differently. she can teleport in a kind of hazy burst, can recover from damage by ‘fading’ out, and she can sense elementals at a distance (this sense is particularly attuned to Enna, actually, and one or two others)Why Someone Might Love Them: she is very sensitive and attentive to other people’s emotional states, and she is loyal to a fucking fault. if she thinks you are deserving, she will 100% fucking die for you. she’s also like… fierce and gentle at the same time? she makes me think of turtledoves and rainclouds and campfire smoke and i find her utterly loveableWhy Someone Might Hate Them: she never fucking says what she fucking means, and she keeps pretending that she doesn’t feel anything when she’s fucking dying inside because she fucking thinks that being self-sacrificing will somehow! fucking! help! anything! also she has been known to… string people along, because she doesn’t want to hurt them, so she just… she’ll deliberately neglect to clarify her emotions because she’s afraid to make someone else feel bad about them. it’s not dishonesty… but it is p much cowardice.How They Change: Lerato learns that a) sacrificing yourself is not always the best fucking option, especially not when you haven’t consulted the person being protected, and b) you don’t get what you actually want if you don’t say what you actually want and c) … that she deserves to be treated well, that she deserves and always did deserve better, that she didn’t deserve abuse and coercion, that she can be and should be happy.Why You Love Them: Well, Lerato started as kind of a… if Enna was who i wanted to be, then Lerato kind of formed from this nebulous fictional idea of a person i would want to fall in love with / want to fall in love with me? and thus tbh Lerato changed from a super cliche, jane austen/jane eyre mysterious romantic leading man who would do anything for Enna, and developed slowly into a woman with quite complex motivations and emotions who i still wouldn’t mind doing a smooch with. i am a mature content creator. fuck. so anyway, i love Lerato because… well… i kind of made her to be loved?
Raske [rp character - x files]
Full Name: Harriet Delilah RaskeGender and Sexuality: queer womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: she? doesn’t know? she’s adopted & her ethnicity’s never really been important to her. also she’s a rare Actual Earth Human from my character rolodex, wow weird.Birthplace and Birthdate: you’d think, considering that whole Actual Earth Human thing i’d have an answer for this? i know her bday is April 7th, but i can’t remember if the rp she’s from took place period to the original x files show or if the gm updated it to modern, and that changes the year sooooGuilty Pleasures: frankly? she kind of secretly enjoys making people feel uncomfortable about her prosthetic leg. if people get weird about it on their own? she makes a point to dial it up and just. low key fuck with them.What They Would Be Famous For: deadpan humor and avoiding her feeliesWhat They Would Get Arrested For: maybe kind of possibly breaking the law in pursuit of Truth That Is Probably Out There?OC You Ship Them With: proper mental heath careOC Most Likely To Murder Them: ~~~Mysterious G Men~~~Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesn’t watch movies a lot. She used to really like medical drama tv shows, but now she spends her time listening to audiobooks, usually biographies or historical fictionLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she hates hates hates the ‘lone sniper’ myth in fictionTalents and/or Powers: she’s a tough cookie and an excellent shot with both a pistol and a rifleWhy Someone Might Love Them: you know how working hard for something makes it seem more worthwhile once you get there? it’s like that with Raske. if you pay enough attention you realize that she’s actually so fucking funny, it’s just that she always delivers her humor completely deadpan. she’s got a lot of subtlety to her in every emotion, so once you get to know her and you can see through her veneer, you realize she’s an awkward, funny, sensitive, endearing worrywart, who only pretends to be totally in control of herself. and also she could totally throw you over her shoulder and carry you off into the sunset so there’s that angle also ;3Why Someone Might Hate Them: well, if you don’t manage to get through her crunchy exterior, then all you’re gonna wind up seeing is a stone faced gal who never fucking laughs and won’t give anyone the time of day for small talk. also she stole the last cup of coffee and didn’t put a new pot onHow They Change: she gets… way more paranoid…. and also she bonds with her fellow agents in a totally dweeby found-family wayWhy You Love Them: she’s really different from the sorts of characters i usually play rp-wise? i almost always trend towards really emotional characters, and talkative ones, and Raske is kind of the opposite of that? so she really let me stretch out my character building muscles, and she helped me work on more subtle acting.
Blacklight [rp character - superhero!verse]
Full Name: Sabrina Aurore SeaverGender and Sexuality: aro bi gal (i’m realizing a trend, here)Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: mixed race black/Korean metahumanBirthplace and Birthdate: Boston, April 8th, 1989Guilty Pleasures: ehhhh when she was younger she used to be into some recreational drug use (nowadays she mostly just drinks, & she smokes occasionally too)What They Would Be Famous For: her awesomesauce freerunning skillzWhat They Would Get Arrested For: well, y’see, vigilante-ism is technically… actually… very illegalOC You Ship Them With: she hooks up with a lot of people and has a lot of fun with them, but she… doesn’t have… romantic feelies?? p much ever? her and Sharkie (who i s2g i will figure out a real name for eventually) kind of develop a really sweet queerplatonic relationship eventuallyOC Most Likely To Murder Them: mmm Clamor but mostly in a if you get yourself killed i will murder you sort of wayFavorite Movie/Book Genre: bad/good 80′s moviesLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: helpless damsel needs rescuing by Big Strong MahnTalents and/or Powers: copied from her rp blog bio bc i’m a laaazy nb: Her range of vision is substantially better, spanning from ultraviolet to infrared (meaning that she can also ‘see’ heat, to a point). During the day, her body absorbs ultraviolet light and emanates heat without any conscious effort on her part, and at night it does the opposite, causing her body to effectively become a black-light (hence the name). The odd way her skin interacts with light and heat is responsible for her relatively pale complexion, since it makes her incapable of tanning properly, and it also means that she cannot be damaged by heat by itself, though fire, a chemical reaction, can still burn her just fine. She can manipulate and produce infrared, visible spectrum, and ultraviolet light as well, creating bright blinding flashes or heating flammable material until it combusts (though she cannot produce or manipulate fire itself).Why Someone Might Love Them: legitimate love for you, my dude. she’ll risk her idiot skin to save your life and then take you out dancing, she’ll smile like a bonfire and laugh like you’ve said the funniest thing she’s ever heard and she’ll mean it, really and truly. she’s easy to fall in love with because she treats every interaction and every person with attention and care. she is genuinely interested in what you have to say. she will make you feel important, and funny and special, and lmao then she’ll break your fucking heart because yes, she loves you, of course she loves you, she would die for you and she’d help you move, but not like that dude i’m sorry. she doesn’t love you like That.Why Someone Might Hate Them: that last bit, also she’s irreverent and reckless and a bit careless with herself and sometimes other people, because the idea that she could hurt other people’s feelings by putting herself in danger just. doesn’t occur to her? ever? and if you’re nasty to her she will turn into THE BIGGEST SHIT, she goes FULL BRAT MODE and she is. p unlikable when she aims that at yaHow They Change: she learns a) it’s okay that she doesn’t have feelings for people. she’s not broken. she doesn’t need to change herself for someone else. she doesn’t need to pretend. it’s okay. b) being a reckless idiot while in a costume and mask will Get You Shot, dummy. c) you can’t compartmentalize your whole life. things will start to bleed over before you expect them to and it will Not end wellWhy You Love Them: oh, baby blacklight. I came up with her for a larp my bro was running, his superhero verse is Really cool. She started as sort of a tropebreaker? she’s a superhero because she has powers and because she thought it would be FUN. she has literally no angst about her superpowers, she has a pretty cool home life, she isn’t hard up for money, her parents are BOTH ALIVE and she has a halfway decent relationship with them? and i fell in love with that idea hard. also she’s just developed into this really fun, happy, positive person with a good impact on the world, and she lets me live vicariously thru her extroverted party girl self
Clamor [rp character - superhero!verse]
Full Name: Kai “Kitty” MahoeGender and Sexuality: lesbianPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: hawaiian, metahumanBirthplace and Birthdate: June 2nd, 1991, Los AngelesGuilty Pleasures: lmao nahWhat They Would Be Famous For: for being the worst low-level villain and stealing the most petty shit ever in history, you already have like eight amps and more fucking sound equipment than any human could ever want, also you can do that with your fucking body already i hate youWhat They Would Get Arrested For: “”OC You Ship Them With: she’s… kind of in love with Blacklight? and it’s a bit fucked up…. she mostly plays it off as No One Fucks With My Hero But Me, but she’s saved Sabrina’s life at least three times and occasionally tries to make out with her under the pretense of near-death adrenalineOC Most Likely To Murder Them: …. Sharkie (god i need a NAME for them)Favorite Movie/Book Genre: period romance Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: the fucking wilhelm screamTalents and/or Powers: she can manipulate sound with her mind/body. she can amplify or muffle noises around her, and she can use a sort of rhythm… frequency… amplification thing to turn sound into a weapon. she can create sonic blasts easily or make someone temporarily deaf. she could do this with just any old noises, but she is fucking Extra and always uses instruments, particularly percussion and particularly drumsticks, tho she can play a bunch of different things. Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s actually p funny and clever and fun to hang out with as a civilian…….Why Someone Might Hate Them: … but her alter-ego is a complete fucking shithead, she’s a selfish dick and she Will Steal Everything You LoveHow They Change: tbh she’s still to early in development for me to know this quite yetWhy You Love Them: i love bratty irreverent characters sometimes
Bonny [novel character - sci fi - Star Stray]
Full Name: Bonny Read CalumniGender and Sexuality: bisexual nonbinary womanPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human Birthplace and Birthdate: she was born on a colony called Atlantis on the moon Europa, at some as-of-yet unspecified Future Year, November 14thGuilty Pleasures: she sneaks off to places she shouldn’t be on every single spaceship she’s been on. she loves finding secret places to hide, and she uses them like an earth kid would use a tree fort, to keep her little treasures and private stuff, and to hide from her momWhat They Would Be Famous For: well… acheiving First Contact with an alien species lmaoWhat They Would Get Arrested For: … nothing??? she is actually quite a sweet young woman, not exactly criminal material, unlike most of my oc children.OC You Ship Them With: her long distance friend/crush/ex, DalOC Most Likely To Murder Them: there are a few angry splinter factions that are veeery against the nasty alien creature that came from the sky, so probably them?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: she loves YA, specifically dystopian YALeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: she hates the super smart child prodigy clicheTalents and/or Powers: she’s really good at taking things apart and fixing them, and she’s really great at figuring out how mechanical things work.Why Someone Might Love Them: she will fix the AC in your room and bring you snacks and listen to you vent about your day and give you a comisserating, rueful smile. when the conversation lulls, she’ll come out with an unexpected joke just to surprise you into laughing. she will dance ot any music. she will go to a museum full of stuff she doesn’t actually care much about or understand just to make silly jokes about everything there with you. look she’s just. dweeby but charming about it anyway.Why Someone Might Hate Them: her anger issues make her difficult to get along with sometimes? she tends to bottle her feelings and then eventually, inevitably explodesHow They Change: mmmm she stops hiding her desires to make other people happy, and she um. learns not to be an asshole to aliens for no reason? and to be fcking respectful of Vmna and their cultureWhy You Love Them: she a good space girl. lov her. sorry i’m so damn tired
Vmna [novel character - sci fi - Star Stray]
Full Name: [i fucking wrote their name wrong in the tag bc i’m ridiculous, and also i can’t remember ipa and their language is super weird so this is going to be unpronounceable] k’ Vmna nksGender and Sexuality: Vmna’s people don’t actually have a concept of ‘gender’ that in any way parallels human gender, so they kind of don’t have sexuality either? like as a conceptPronouns: they/themEthnicity/Species: their species doesn’t really have a translatable name, but Bonny tends to call them ‘centaurs’Birthplace and Birthdate: [insert words that don’t fucking make sensewithout the context of the novel]Guilty Pleasures: What They Would Be Famous For: being the first of her species to actually speak with and make friends with an alien life formWhat They Would Get Arrested For: maybe for sneaking Fun contraband to the alien without permissionOC You Ship Them With: i believe that'll have to wait for the sequel novel! but she is totally gonna wind up falling for a human i betOC Most Likely To Murder Them: ditto Bonny’s answer, because they consider Vmna complicitFavorite Movie/Book Genre: there’s a specific genre on their world that’s p much just ‘comfort fiction’, like? just sound/image/smell/story combinations that are made to be pure comfort. they love those.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: lmao in fiction on their world has a cliche of all aliens looking like mis-colored versions of their own species but, like, with weird feet usuallyTalents and/or Powers: Vmna is very good at linguistics Why Someone Might Love Them: they are attentive and clever, and they’re ridiculously empatheticWhy Someone Might Hate Them: no good reason goddamn. Vmna is lovelyHow They Change: Vmna learns to appreciate Earth Music and Earth Idioms and Earth Humor, and they also grow to be more confident in their skills as a linguist and a sociologistWhy You Love Them: Vmnaaaaaaaa is super cool and they’re also like, the Primo Example of me spitewriting? because their ENTIRE species exists because i’m hella bitter about shitty alien design in fiction? like i haaaaate miscolored Space Babe design? i hate boring anthropocentric alien design???? SO MUCH??? as someone once said (i think it was Dal?) (and i’m paraphrasing), CONVERGENT EVOLUTION WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR, there is NO REASON for alien design to be boring! Except for LACK OF IMAGINATION. SO! Vmna’s species are weird centaur/elephant folks who have big spike-claw feet and move vertically as easily as they move horizontally, and they have no gender and they communicate emotion partially thru scent/pheremones, and they see color different, and a bunch of other shit i’ve forgotten since i wrote the novel, and Vmna themself is just. The Epitome. of their species. in my head. and i love them
AND WITH THAT I THINK I’M DONE???? WOW THANK U SET THIS WAS FUN IF EXHAUSTING! and i hope this is even marginally interesting to someone besides meself
#setepenre-set#asks#if i missed a q somehow on here forgive me? this took F O R E V E R#i am so sorry i cannot. cannot be concise#i am POSITIVE that you regret asking me this now#hahaha#elle babbles#elle's writing stuff#oc chatter#ilandere&kalinda#elementals!verse#bl tag#star stray
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IT IS A HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST GOAT
@fucshias @jiilys MY LOVE GOATY. MY MOST BEAUTIFUL GOAT. MY SUN. MY STARS. MY BEAUTIFUL HOOVED CREATURE OF GOD. I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAY SOME IMPORTANT THINGS BUT FIRSTLY I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU
U R READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW DUE TO A VERY IMPORTANT REASON AND THIS IMPORTANT REASON IS THAT
*CHOKES BACK TEARS*
IT IS UR BIRTHDAY.
*SCREAMING*
OK OKI DOKI BEFORE I START: I AM NOT ACTUALLY HERE BUT DO NOT BE D I S E N H E AR T E N E D BC I JUST DONT HAVE WIFI BUT I PROMISE U SOMEWHERE OUT THERE I AM SULKING AND FIGHTING A WALL AND ALSO SETTING OFF FIREWORKS BC !!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS UR FUCKING DAY AND IM SORRY I COULD NOT WISH U BUT I LOVE U SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH I AM HERE W/ U IN SPIRIT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT TURN THE FUCK UP HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U UR EXCELLENT AND I LOVE YOU AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK BINCH HOW ARE U SEVENTEEN TODAY U ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT U KNOW WHO) WHO ALLOWED U TO BE LIKE THIS AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE UVE DONE THIS. UR LITERALLY SEVENTEEN TODAY I AM NOT ALRIGHT AND I NEED U TO HOLD ME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME OVER AND FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING A DRAMATIC BITCH I WILL FAINT IN UR ARMS I AM 100% NOT ALRIGHT
like,,,, HONESTLY u are so. fucking. great. WHERE DO I EVEN START.
FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANNA SAY I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS FOR UR BDAY I LOVE YOU GOATY I AM SO PUMPED THAT UR SO OLD ITS RIDICULOUS @ ME FUCK OFF ALRIGHT BUT. JUST. I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY U GOAT UR BEYOND INCREDIBLE
UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN UR YOUNG AND SWEET. ONLY. *SMASHES OPEN MY WINDOW AT 12 MIDNIGHT* SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SO OH MY GOD. I AM CURRENTLY YELLING BECAUSE??????????? LIKE???????????????? YOU'RE SEVENTEEN??????? HOW DID WE EVEN COME TO THIS POINT ITS INSANE LIKE HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SEVENTEEN WE'RE ALL JUST STILL TINY SMOLS WHERE ARE U GOING WHY ARE U GROWING OLDER STOP IT PLS ALRITE I DO NOT LIKE. MY PRECIOUS GOAT SUNSHINE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL PAJAMA CONSULTANT A REAL SOLID BUSINESSWOMAN WHO DRIVES AND SHIT AND COULD PROBABLY RUN ME OVER AND IS 6'3 SO IF U WOULD SIT ON ME I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY DIE UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN AND I AM CRYING
but in all seriousness I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU i am FOREVER AND EVER glad that i met u LIKE I FUCKIN HATE U GODMDAN FUCKIBG GOAT MAKING ME REBLOG THIGNS FUCK YUO FUCK O FF but like????? apart from that UR FUCKING BEYOND FABULOUS and i have decided to compile a list of reasons why u are unbelievably great and have earned ur title of being a dancing queen/brilliant goat/actual love of my life. bc u are excellent. AND IT MUST BE WRITTEN OUT HERE SOMEWHERE THAT I LOVE YOU.
OK OK OK SO HERE WE GO BINCHES. PREPARE URSELF. THIS IS GONNA BE SUPER LENGTHY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU A LOT AND I AM GONNA DO A 'ON THE JELLICOE ROAD' WORTHY REVIEW OF U BUT LIKE A SHITTIER VERSION SO U BETTER FUNKIN BUCKLE UP BITCH
LEZGO:
IS OBVIOSULY FABULOUS
IS A REAL LIFE GIRAFFE
WE ARE BLESSED TO HAVE ONE ROAM OUT OF CAPTIVITY LIKE............. WE ARE STRONGLY BLESSED
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH
CLAIMS TO HAVE 'barely any leg but a huge torso' and interpret this how u want bUT i just wanna say u r the most fucked up giraffe ever ok what the fuck WHO HURT YOU
apparently dis binch owns a bunny AND NEVER TOLD ME SHE DID
owns a problematic rabbit bc it pees everywhere
said problematic rabbit likes to pee everywhere so much its ridiculous it has no respect for the value of items of modern society and thus in my opinion should be sent to COURT
@ rabbit U NASTY OK PLS GET UR PRIORITIES SORTED???? THIS HAS BEEN A MOTHERFUCKING PSA THANK U (CAROLINE I AM TRUSTING YOU TO SHOW THIS ON UR PHONE TO THE GODDAMN BUNNY I NEED IT TO KNOW)
is 100% excellent at looking after drunk people ALRITE literally THIS WOMAN IS A SAINT who has saved REAL LIVES tbh where would that poor child from your old intermediate be if u hadn't SAVED HIS ENTIRE LIFE from all that tequila he would DEAD thats fuKCIN RIGHT U DESERVE ALL THE MEDALS A TRUE HERO AMONG NEW ZEALANDERS. A NATIONAL ICON. SO BRAVE I AM SO PROUD I LOVE YOU ALWAYS
AND ALSO PULLING DRUNK MAKING OUT PEOPLE OFF EACH OTHER I JUST WANT U TO KNOW THAT UR EFFORTS ARE SO VERY RECOGNIZED BECAUSE ONE TIME I DID THAT AND I GOT PUNCHED IN THE THROAT I THOUGHT I DIED BECAUSE I SAW JESUS BUT IT WASNT ACTUALLY JESUS IT WAS JUST A POSTER TAPED TO A FRIDGE I WAS SCAMMED
her own mum has called the police on her and was 100% ready for some quality fun family jailtime
ALSO ONE TIME GOATY ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED UP SOMEONES REAR MIRROR AND THE VICTIMS OF THE INCIDENT DID NOT GIVE HALF A FUCK HOWEVER, HER MOTHER GOATY REPORTED SEVERAL FUCKS TO THE POLICE AND FILED AN ACCIDENT REPORT AND THAT WAS THE DAY MY GOATY BECAME A DARK CRIMINAL
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE DAY I WALK MY BUTT INTO COURT AGAINST UR MUM COVERED HEAD TO ASS IN $3 PLASTIC BRACELETS BACKED BY UR UNEXPECTEDLY KLEPTOMANIAC SISTER AND A BASKET OF STOLEN WOMANS DAYS AND ALONG WITH BLING BLING JIMMY WE WILL RESTORE THE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND LACK OF CONSCIENCE ON THIS LOVELY EARTH
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGHT ABOUT UR MUM LIKE ACTUALLY ALL UR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF WILD AND..... I AM AFRAID
OK OK IT MUST BE SAID CAROLINE HAS THE MOST AMAIZNG VOICE ????? EVER
like i love her voice sm SO FUCKING MUCH I TELL U i have never heard anything like it and i want caroline to like read me books for hours AND HOURS AND NARRATE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE because i love how unusually deep and shadowy her voice sounds like deep flowing river water or smth like i LOVE IT SO MUCH it. Is.So. Strange BUT I LOVE IT IT IS THE COOLEST GODDAMN THING THROW A BUCKET AT ME I LOVE YOU
HAS A VIDEO OF HERSELF DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND I KNOW I HAVE PRAISED IT FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW ALREADY LIKE @ ME PLZ CHILL BUT i will not i will NEVER it is solid entertainment a+++ QUALITY I AM LAUGHIGN IM LAUGHING I AM LAUGHING FOREVER those beautiful hops of pain across ur backyard ARE THE LAST THINGS I WANT TO SEE BEFORE GOD TAKES ME FROM THIS EARTH
WRONGFULLY FRAMED ME FOR HAVING SHIT DICK TENDENCIES AND THEN YELLED AT ME AND CALLED ME A GARAGE WHAT A BINCH I AM IN LOVE
loves yellow flowers AND ALL THE FLOWERS AND HEAVY ROSES AND IS A FULL OUT FLOWER HOE
IS DESPICABLE TEEN WOLF GARBAGE LIKE.... ive been scrolling through our fanmails AND MY HEART HUR T S G O A T Y hOld mE we were sO Y O U N G and like no lie i shit u not 80% oF THE FUCKING MESSAGES ARE U YELLING 'STYDIA IS GONNA HAPPEN THIS SEASON' AND 'OH MY GOD DID U SEE THAT STYDIA SCENE' AND DECLARATIONS OF LOVE FOR LYDIA MARTIN AND THE OTHER 20% IS U ASKIN ME IF IVE SEEN THE NEW TEEN WOLF I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU I AM SORRY TEEN WOLF KEEPS DISAPPOINTING US BOTH BUT STDYIA IS. DEFINIETELY. GONNA. HAPPEN. THIS. SEASON. IT HAS TO OR I WILL FUKIN FITE ALRIGHT GIVE US STYDIA OR GIVE US DEATH I LOVE UR TEEN WOLF LOVIBG ASS
anyway caroline is an utterly excellent person
if u were an ncea paper i would grade u with excellence
*FINGER GUNS*
like ?????deals with my stupid yelling ALL THE TIME
whenever i had a problem and went to my goaty she was so very understanding and patient AND DID NOT CALL ME A DUMBASS WHEN I DESERVED TO BE DECKED
TOLD ME THE TRU DEFINTION OF THE PHRASE 'SHOT'
TWO YEARS OF UTTER CONFUSION. ERASED FROM MY LIFE. PERMANENTLY.
MY SKIN?? CLEARED . MY FUTURE BILLS ??? PAID MY HUSBAND MARRIED MY STATUE FOR CAROLINE FULLY ERECTED
ok but like i can never say this enough goaty IS SO NICE TO TALK TO PLETAHE TALK TO ME FORVER SHE IS FABULOUS??? it blows my mind constantly that someone this incredible and special walks along this earth NONE OF US DESERVE THE GOAT
also ???? WHAT IN THE FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THIS YET CAROLINE IS THE BEST WRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHE IS SO TALENTED EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF HER FICS I END UP THINKING ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS FOR 958495894 YEARS ALRIGHT THEY FUCK ME UP THEY WAY SHE HANDLES WORDS FUCKS ME UP HOW CAN YOUT TAKE FUCKING LETTERS AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS LIKE THIS I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I am Not Strong Enough For This
i am not even kidding ok THE WAY U HANDLE WORDS IS IN.FUCKING.CREDIBLE whenever u use them its like?? u turned them into something precious and all your writing have this feel to it like as if im holding a delicate bouqet of a thousand yellow flowers like im holding a butterfly in my hands like im holding a box of eggs and i am scared shitless to drop it bC MY DAD WILL PERSONALLY CRUCIFY ME
I AM AWFUL AT DESCRIPTIONS BUT I HOPE U SEE WHAT I MEAN. LIKE. IT IS SO *SCREAMS* MINBLOWING DECK ME WITH ALL UR WORDS EVER
I AM ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT NEVER OKAY WITH ANYTHING YOU WRITE IT HURTS SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT
ok ok this hoe right here has written THREE fics with a dedication for me at the beginning and like.............. ..... do u ever just cri
i have 'the glorious everywhere' printed out and FUCKING PINNED TO MY WALL WHERE I CAN SEE IT FROM ALL CORNERS OF MY ROOM ALWAYS back in my apartment in russia like it is legitimately the best thing. i love everything about this piece it should be adapted into a novel or a short film like PULL SOME FIFTY SHADES OF GREY SHIT W/ IT OK the imagery and REALNESS of this fic gets to me all the time and im crying im crying im crying I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT PLS @ CAROLINE WHY ARE U SO TALENT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT FUCKIG I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN I WAKE UP FUCKING LOOK ' You see her hair dripping down her head and spinning out over the seats in the back and lighting them on fire. You see her pale skin and electric veins as she puts her hand out the window and tries to catch the sky and stuff it up her sleeve. You hear her voice, “Just drive James, you’ll know where we’re going when we get there.”
REALLY I AM NOT FUCKIGN Okay CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL IT NOW I AM UNWELL I AM SICK I AM DYING FUK ME RITE UP
i am fully convinced this is the greatest thing thats ever been written.like. How. the. FUCK. tbh i want this paragraph ENTIRELY TATTOOED ON MY ASS I AM ZCRYING @ CAROLINE YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRAIN AND I AM SO VERY GLAD THAT IT EXISTS
i will not go into depth abt yelling about ur fics bc tbh i think u Know but I JUST WANNA SAY 'oh darling i have coloured blood (that i stole from you)' is the most iconic piece of literature to this day ever the and i zcri all the time because you are a goddamn bloody genius and you shine in colours beyond my comprehension and i love you so so so incredibly much
MY LOVE IS SO FUCKING TALENTED I AM YELLING I AM YELLING I AM YELLING
DOESN'T EAT FRIED SPERM
writes the BEST emails in history
UR SO LOVELY U GIVE ME SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SPELLING ERRORS FOR ME TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENJOY I AM GIGGLING *GIGGLES* IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY WHEN U FUCK THINGS UP
tbh it is how fried chair came to life like it was actually in one of your first fanmails to me u said that two years ago and to this day it remains the Most Iconic Thing Ever
STRONG SUPPORTER OF WEETBIX
LOVES WEETBIX
FOUGHT TIGERS AND LIONS FOR HER FAMILY AND WAS SAVED BY WEETBIX AND WEETBIX ALONE
ACTUALLY HAD A THING CALLED ‘WEETBIX DISCOURSE’ ON HER BLOG LIKE IT WAS ACTUALLY A THING THAT HAPPENED A REAL THING THAT OCCURED AND WAS PASSIONATELY ARGUED ABOUT AND I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
RIGHTFULLY SO BC WEETBIX >>>>> JONAH GRIGGS I AM SORRY IT IS THE RULES
FUCK THE H8RS
like ??? is hilarious af QUEEN OF HUMOUR AND MAKING ME SNORT MY GODDAMN CHOCLATE MILK LIKE CAN U NOT BE SO EXCEPTIONAL U HO HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION U LIL BITCH but YES a++ top notch QUALITY storytelling skills in both fic writing and tequila struggles I APPRECIATE IT TO DEATH
ok ok ok also the most beautiful person ever??? LIKE ???????????????? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ??????????????????????????????????????????????? WHO ALLOWED U
THE MOST PERFECT HAIR. ur hair is like waves of a golden ocean cascading from ur hEAD AND IT IS SO MAGICALLY FITTING B/C U R AN ETHEREAL BEING AND THE FACT THAT U HAVE AN ENTIRE WILD SEA RAGING ON UR HEAD JUST PROVES TO ME THAT U ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS. UR HAIR IS SO PRETTY OK OK OKAY FUCK ME UP. STRAIGHT UP GORGEOUS. SO SOFT TOO AND SO SHINY AND IT FITS U SO WELL I AM FOREVER SCREAMING
THE MOST ANGEL FACE. GOATYS FACE LOOKS LIKE GOD OR WHOEVER THE FUCK WAS RESPONSIBLE CARVED IT OUT OF ROSE PETALS AND MARBLE LIKE. IT. IS. TRULY. THE MOST GORGEOUS THING ur face is softer than clouds tbh AND UR SMILE SAVES MY LIFE ITS BRIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CONDENSED AND SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE UR SELFIES I HAVE TO GO GET LASER EYE SURGERY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN B L I N D E D
U R SO UNCONSIDERATE TO MY FRAGILE HEALTH HOW DARE YOU
SO. GODDAMN GORGEOUS SLAY MY ENTIRE LIFE I BEG U ID PAY U TO SIT ON ME WITH UR HUGE BONES AND SLOWLY CRUSH ME INTO AN ENDLESS DEATH I HAVE $4 LEFT OVER FROM MY LIFE SAVINGS DO IT BAE
has the best taste in music omg WHAT A BLESSING WE LIKE THE SAME SONGS AND IT ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARES ME B/C IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THIS DOES NOT HELP MY CONSTANT STATE OF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
HAS THE BEST TASTE IN BOOKS and adores skam as much as i do AND LOVES CHRIS/EVA AS MUCH AS IDO AND WROTE A FIC FOR THEM AND THE SNIPPET FROM IT ????? MY SOUL. GONE.
so tol and will never stop accusing me of being smol but listen up aight. imma FUCK YOU UP. REAL GOOD. ONE DAY. WHEN I CAN AFFORD TO BUY A LADDER. UNTIL THEN SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BINCH BC I AM COMING TO GET U
and is also the smartiest smart to ever smart LOOK AT MY U GO WITH UR EXCELLENCE ENDORSEMENT when i buy that ladder I WILL CLIMB IT AND HOVER AROUND UR HEAD LOTS SO I CAN ABSORB UR POWERS AND ALSO BREATHE THE FRESH AIR UP THERE WHICH IS NOT AVAILABLE TO GROUNDED PEASANTS SUCH AS ME
AND IS THE BEST COOKIE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIKE IF THIS ISNT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT CAROLINE IS BEYOND EXCEPTIONAL FOR OUR GALAXY THEN THEY CAN FUCK OFF PLS OK
like honestly,,, MY LOVE I COULD GO ON FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND CENTURIES UNTIL MY TEETH FALL OUT AND I GROW SENILE WITH MY LOVE BUT THE POINT OF THIS HOT STEAMING LAME MESS IS THAT I LOVE YOU TO BLOODY PIECES UR SO F U C K I N G INCREDIBLE I AM SO GLAD I MET YOU AND THAT YOU TAlk TO ME AND WE EMAIL EACH OTHER AND I AM BLESSED THAT YOU EVEN THINK OF ME AND THAT FREID CHAIR LOVES ME AND THAT U R MY GOAT BC UR MY ONLY GOAT AND UR THE BEST ONE THERE IS NO SHADE @ ALL OTHER GOATS BUT LIKE. IM SORRY I CANNOT TELL A LIE
IT IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH.
and like??? i did a /search/deadgwen ON @jiilys BC I WANTED TO LOOK AT ALL OUR OLD STUFFS FROM 2015 and I Regret it I Regret it So Much theres a selfie from like when i was 14 and an idiot still on Ur blog and I look like an actual tragedy I Want to Die we have known each other for so long its RIDICULOUS UR STILL AS AMAZING AS U WERE BACK THEN AND I AM MORE OR LESS CURED OF MY CONDITION OF BEING AN EMBARASSING DIPSHIT AND ITS CRAZY HOW MUCH YOUNGER WE WERE THEN LIKE UM WTF BUT UR STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AND 9384930X TIMES MORE AND I STILL LOVE U BC UR PERFECT AS EVER AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS
NOW. I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU A PRESENT LIKE I REALLY DID BAE I TRIED SO MUCH SHIT ITS HORRIBLE BC LIKE ??? I WANTED TO MAKE YOU A PRESENTATION ON UR GOAT SUPERIORTY LIKE I DID LAST YEAR EXCEPT Like i am a fucking asshole™(COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE MAN TEH MYTH THE LEGEND) who cannot do shit FOR SHIT it turned out so Awful and i cANNOT GRAPHIC BABE I TRIED TO MAKE YOU THIS EDIT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS Bad AND FOUGHT MYSELF FOR SIX HOURS AND I CANNOT WRITE AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE GIFTS EVER BUT I AM TRULY AWFUL
*ZCRIES*
I KNOW IM LAME AND MY ONLY TALENT IS YELLING FOR HOURS ON END I WISH I COULD HAVE MADE YOU SOMETHING REALLY COOL BC ITS UR SEVENTEETH AND 17 IS THE BEST NUMBER AND UR LOVELY AND I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME BAE FOR BEING AN ACTUAL GARAGE ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE EXPERIENCE) SHIT DICK 100% TERRIBLE DICKFLUTE OKAY I LOVE YOU AND I CAN NEVER IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD YEAR LIKE FUCK SHIT UP BAE UR GONNA BE IN YEAR 13 ITS ALL GONNA BE SO AWFUL AND WE WILL ALL DIE aND WERE SO O L D JESUS CHRIST IF HEART ATTACKS DONT TAKE US OUT NCEA LEVEL 3 WILL BUT I HOPE THIS WILL BE A SUPER GOOD YEAR FOR U IN REGARDS OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT I HOPE THINGS WILL LEAD UP TO U GETTING THAT APARTMENT IN NEW YORK AND ALL THE HIGH HEELS THAT U WILL WEAR AND ALL THE YELLOW FLOWERS THAT U WILL BUY AND UR CAREER AS A LIFECHANGING LITERARY GENIUS OK OK I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE
ok ok ok but.
ONE MORE THING.
LISTEN.
THE FUCKING
*CLECNHES JAW*
REBLOG FIASCO
*FLINGS MY ASS INTO THE SUN*
WHEN IT IS GOOD AND DAYLIGHT. U HAVE UNTIL THEN. LIKE I KNOW THIS IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH AND I LOVE YOU BUT FUCK OFF HWO COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU I FUCKING FUCK JUST FUCK YOU FUCKING DICK i will RIOT
OKAY BABE ITS MIDNIGHT AND ILL BE UP IN ABOUT SIX HOURS AND LIKE. ANYTHING. ANYTHING ELSE FOR UR BIRTHDAY WISH OK BABE IM GONNA FUCKING DIE THIS IS IT THIS THE END I WILL GO DOWN SWEARING PROFUSELY WITH A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND U WILL BE WATCHING AND LAUGHI G ANF @OFFICALTALL FUCK YU FUCKDUCKUD CUDCKUD DNUSJNDJF FUCK U @GOATY FUCK. UFCN WHERE IS UR HOOF WHY ARE U NOT FEELIN THE TEMPERATURE ITS EBOLA ITS GOATBOLA I WONT MAKE IT UNTIL DAWN I WONT SEE THE SUNLIGHT GOATY I CANT *FAKE CRYING SOUNDS* I WILL DIE. IT WILL HAPPEN. AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT U ARE THE BITCH THAT KILLED ME. *MORE FAKE ZCRYING SOUNDS* I MUST SEND MESSAGES TO ALL MY DEAREST KIND FRIENDS WHO HAVE NEVER FUCKED ME LIKE THIS ALRIGHT *FAKE COUGHING* TELL THEM THAT I *MORE FAKE COUGHOGN* LOVE THEM *THROWS KETCHUP PACKET EVERYWHERE WHILE UR NOT LOOKING AND BUSY BEING WORRIED ABOUT MY HEALTH* AND I WILL REMEMBER THEM EVEN IN DEATH
ANYWAY HERE IS MY WILL:
WHAT U GET:
nothing
u get nothing
bINCH
zero. zip. nada
0 potato 4 u
U CAN HAVE THE SALT FROM MY KITCHEN SO U WILL BE PERPETUALLY REMINDED OF MY LAST EMOTIONS TOWARDS THIS LIFE
maybe like the one half a potato that was randomly in my drIVEWAY THAT ONE TIME
M A Y B E
WHAT GOOD KIND LOVING FRIENDS, SUCH AS MILS AND FRIED CHAIR AND ELLIE AND OTHER ASSORTED PEOPLES WHICH I SHALL ADDRESS IN CLAUSE 4.20 OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF MY WILL, GET:
actually mils is a hoe and can choke but u r the evil here rn aND FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ARGUMENT WE WILL PRETEND THAT I LIKE MILS
ANYWAY. REALLY GOOD THINGS I OWN
I HAVE SOME SOCKS I DONT WANT U GUYS CAN HAVE THEM
AND LIKE
MY DUVET
SEE GOATY THESE ARE THE KIND OF HEART TOUCHING POST DEATH GIFTS U MISS OUT ON WHEN U MURDER ME IN COLD BLOOD
ALSO NO TOUCHING MY MANGOES THAT I BOUGHT TWO DAYS AGO BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO EAT THEM AND IF ANYONE EVEN BREATHES IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION I WILL BEAT THEM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A TELEPHONE THIS IS A T H R E A T
I HOPE UR TAKING NOTES AND I HOPE U FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING A 6′3 KILLER BECAUSE UR AN ASSHOLE ™LIKE UR ASSHOLIER™ THAN THE REAL ASSHOLE THAT IS JONAH GRIGGS™ THE LABEL™ (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS™ THE ANT MURDERING HOT PIECE OF ASS™) BUT I WILL DIE FOR U MY GOAT *strokes ur pretty face* BC IT IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH FOR ME TO SUFFER AND I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR U THEREFORE . DESPITE THIS SICKNESS *FLAILS* I. WILL. BE. BRAVE. I WILL REBLOG THOSE TWENTY POSTS I WILL FLATLINE BY THE THIRD POST AND MY BLOOD WILL BE ON UR HANDS *CAREFULLY ARRANGES MY STUNT GOAT IN POSITION* AND I WILL BE YELLING CURSES AT YOU IN THE TAGS BUT I WILL DIE IN THE NAME OF HONOUR I WILL GO DOWN AS A GOAT NEVER HAS BEFORE
BUT LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND I I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC I AM SO HAPPY U EXIST. HAVE THE BOMBEST ASS 17TH BIRTHDAY BABE I HOPE UR PARTY IS LIT AND HAVE FUN GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING ALL THE BANTS AND LAFFS AND ALSO I WILL SEND U THE AWAITED EMAIL IN A FEW HOURS WHEN MY INTERENT IS BACK ON BECAUSE IT IS A CONTINUATION OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH SOME STRUCTURED DISCUSSION AKA WHAT THE FUCK DO U HAVE AGAINST SMIRNOFF ICE how is it not HARDCORE enough for u IT IS LITERALLY FLAVOURED VODKA DOES IT NOT KNOCK OUT UR 6′3 ASS OR WHAT EXCUSE ME
ANYWAY IN CONCLUSION.
HAPPY. SEVENTEENTH. BIRTHDAY. MY. CHUM.
*BLOWS U A KISS*
*PUTS ON TWO FÜR COATS TO REMAIN UNDETECTED*
*STEALS ALL UR WEETBIX AND RUNS AWAY TO ALASKA NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN*
*still replies ur emails tho cuz i love u bitch y u do dis to me*
#I LOVE YOU SORRY THIS IS SO LONG BUT MY POINT STANDS#ALSO SORRY FOR THE SHITTINESS AND IF SOMETHING LOOKS WEIRD BC I EDITED IT SO MANY TIMES IT IS PORBABLY MOST DEFINITELY FUCKED UP SOMEHWERE#@ MYSELF I DONT TRUST U#fucshias#jiilys#I LOVE U BAE HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY#*SINGS* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#my BIG GOAT UR 17 NOW I AM ZCRYING RN I SWEAR I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Fuck, In Every Sense of the Word (cashton&muke)
1. this is based off a post on this website but idk where it is
2. so fucikgn fluffy
3. also kinda long im sorry
4. (my grammar is good in my writing, this is the lazy part)
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The busboy is really cute. Like. Fuckign. Okay. It’s fine, really. Luke isn’t even staring. (Except he totally is.) Deep breaths. A baseball cap sits backwards on his head and the tips of his hair are bleached, but his roots have grown out and his natural brown color shows. His green eyes have glazed over a bit as he wipes the same table for the fifth time.
“Hi! It’s nice to meet you, my name is Ashton. I’m your best friend and am not anywhere near that table in the corner. If you could maybe listen to me complain about my History lecture, that would be awesome.”
“Fuck off. Besides, I’ve heard you complain about your lecture a million times. I’ve never seen him before. Though, I wouldn’t mind seeing him again.”
“Thirsty much? Maybe chill a little.”
“Can I get you all anything to drink?” A waiter with brown eyes and a name tag reading ‘Hello! My name is none of your business’ asks.
“Um-I, um, yes, we’d, er-” Ashton stutters continuously while trying to take his eyes off the waiter long enough to look at the menu.
“Ashton, you look a little flushed, are you feeling okay?” Luke asks Ashton, his laughter barely contained by mock-concern. “Why don’t you get an iced coffee, to help you cool off. And for me,” Luke grins at the waiter, and then looks back at Ashton, “tea.”
“Alrighty then. I’ll be back with your drinks in just a minute.” The waiter beams at the two.
Once the waiter’s ass has disappeared behind the doors to the kitchen, Ashton reverts his attention to Luke’s shit-eating grin. A quirk of Luke’s eyebrow has the contented smile on Ashton’s lips contorted into a grimace. “Fight me.” Luke’s grin only grows.
“Shut up.”
“Leave.”
“Let me live.”
“I’m bored of this conversation.” Luke sighs dramatically.
“I’m bored of you.”
Luke ignores Ashton’s weak attempt at an insult. “Entertain me.”
Ashton groans but concedes, inevitably. “Fine. Let’s play a game.”
“Okay, what game.”
“I don’t know! Do I have to do everything around here?” Ashton throws up his hands.
“Well… I don’t know how to put this. But, uh, yes. Remember? In the car on the way over here you said it yourself. ‘Luke, you are so useless. I swear, I have to do everything myself.’”
“Okay, okay, shut up.”
“That’s the second time you’ve said that to me in half as many minutes.”
“Shut up.” Luke glares, but lets him continue. “What about Truth or Dare?”
“Are we 13 and at a sleepover?” Luke questions, unimpressed.
“In terms of maturity? Yes, yes we are.”
“We are not playing Truth or Dare in the middle of a restaurant.”
“Never Have I Ever?”
“We know literally everything about each other.”
“Fuck, Marry, Kill?” Luke ponders this for a second, attempting to come up with a legitimate reason not to play.
“We really are as mature as 13-year-olds, aren’t we?” He murmurs, shaking his head in exasperation.
“I’ll take that as a yes. Okay, let’s start easy. The Chrises: Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt.”
“This is easy?” Luke mutters, eyes wide. Ashton cackles in a way that’s a lot scarier than it should be. “Fuck, um. Fuck, uh…”
“I can’t tell if you’re trying to decide who to fuck, or you’re just generally stressed.”
“Okay, um. Marry Evans, fuck Hemsworth, and, oh god, no! I guess kill Pratt. I don’t want to do that! This sucks, this is the worst.”
“I would fuck Evans, marry Pratt, kill Hemsworth.”
“I couldn’t kill Hemsworth! I wouldn’t.” Luke puts hand on his forehead, in a somewhat ridiculous fashion. “Okay, how about Hayley Williams, Selena Gomez, Shailene Woodley.”
“Wow, okay. Um…” Ashton pauses, scrunching up his face in thought. “Yea, fuck Selena, marry Hayley, kill Shailene.”
Luke tsks. “Marry Shailene, fuck Hayley, kill Selena.”
“I’ve got one! Lucy, Franklin, and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.”
“You are sick-minded.” Luke says, glaring across the table. Ashton’s lips spread into a wide grin, and he lets out a slight chuckle. “Fuck Peppermint Patty, marry Franklin, kill Lucy.” Luke says with a decisive nod.
“That was an awful quick decision for such a,” Ashton makes air quotes with his fingers, “‘sick’ group.”
“What about you?”
“Easy. Fuck Lucy, marry Franklin, kill Patty.”
“Franklin just seems like husband material, right?”
“Oh yea, definitely.”
“Um, here are your drinks.” The waiter interjects, as he returns with the drinks. It’s as if someone’s painted a pink stripe across Ashton’s cheeks, his blush is so bright.
“Thanks.” Ashton mutters into his lap.
“Yea, thanks so much, None of Your Business.” The waiter looks somewhat offended before he realizes Luke is just reading his name tag.
“Right. Would you all like to order?” Luke looks to Ashton to see if he’s chosen what he’s going to eat. He’s still gawping at the waiter like he’s Jesus Reincarnate.
“You know, we haven’t even looked at our menus. Could you come back in a few?” The waiter smiles graciously before making his way back to the kitchen.
“Get your shit together, Ashton.” Luke leans across the table to (not-so) lightly hit him with the menu that has yet to be opened.
“Leave me alone? What did I do to deserve this? I am so nice and kind all the time?” Luke frowns at him, completely unconvinced. “Shut up.” Ashton says, sticking his tongue out.
“I didn’t even say anything!” Luke throws up his hands, entirely too done with his best friend.
“Whatever. What do you want to eat?”
“Um. Um, I think, uh…” Luke trails off, not even looking at his menu.
“What are you-” Ashton turns to see what Luke is staring at and finds the same busboy from earlier, now helping their waiter with a big order at another table. “Oh.”
The two boys sit in silence, each trapped in their own minds. The waiter and the busboy are returning to the kitchen far too quickly, and Ashton has turned his attention back to deciding what to eat. He looks up to ask Luke if maybe they ought to split a pizza? But Luke is still staring at the doors to the kitchen, lost in thought.
“I’m not saying you can’t talk but…” Ashton grabs Luke’s tea and takes a sip.
“Oh, fuck off.” Luke grumbles. Ashton laughs, but gives Luke his drink back.
“Do you want to split a pizza?”
“Only if there are banana peppers on it.”
“Deal.”
“Fuck, marry, kill, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch.”
“Luke, what the fuck.”
“Says Mr Peanuts Characters.”
“At least they’re human!” Ashton exclaims.
“Pick.”
“Fuck Cookie Monster, marry Elmo, kill Oscar.” Ashton sighs, dejected.
“Really? Cookie Monster?” Luke looks genuinely surprised.
“I mean, yea, I’d fuck Cookie Monster.” Ashton shrugs.
A cough prevents Luke from further probing. “Um… Are you all ready to er, order?”
Luke breaks eye contact with Ashton to look at their waiter, who’s nervously fiddling with his pen. Ashton sits stock still. The only way Luke knows he’s alive is the way his face pales when their waiter first speaks, and then reverts back to the bright pink that Ashton seems to usually flush when their waiter comes around.
“Yea, yes we do. We’ll have a medium pizza with banana peppers and…” Luke glances at Ashton to see if there are any more toppings he’d like, “and that’ll be all.” Luke smiles at the waiter before handing him their two menus.
“Alright, it’ll be out in about fifteen minutes.” The waiter starts to turn back to the kitchen, but rotates back quickly, “I would fuck Cookie Monster too, by the way.” He then quickly returns to the kitchen.
“Well that was the worst thing that’s ever happened in the world, ever.”
“Maybe you’re exaggerating a tiny bit?”
“No, most definitely not.”
“Fuck, marry, kill-”
“No.”
“Why not?” Luke pouts, jutting out his bottom lip.
“Because, Luke. Stop being like this.”
“No, I don’t understand, Ash.” Ashton glares at Luke, but fails to respond. “Can you please explain?”
“Luke, I swear…” Ashton sighs, dropping his head into his hands.
“Fuck, marry, kill, our waiter, the busboy, and, um…" Luke pauses, unsure of who to add to his list. He searches the restaurant for someone attractive enough to make Ashton squirm. He glances past Ashton and catches a glimpse of his reflection in the window. “And me.”
“Hmm, okay.”
“If you say kill me, we’re going to have to fight.”
“That’s not much of a threat, we both know you would lose.”
“Shut up. Answer.”
“That’s a bit contradictory, isn’t it?”
“Whatever. Shut up. Fuck off. Answer.”
Ashton chuckles, but answers all the same. “Kill the busboy, fuck the waiter, and marry you.”
“You would kill the busboy?” Luke gasps. “Wait." Luke holds up a hand, as if physically asking to Ashton to stop. “You would marry me?” Luke puts his hands over his heart. “I’m flattered.”
“I change my mind, I’m marrying the waiter, fucking the busboy, and murdering you with a blunt instrument, so it’s extremely painful.”
“Honestly, I can’t blame you. The busboy is beautiful. I want him to have my children.” Luke nods in earnest. Ashton smirks.
“What?” Luke’s eyebrows knit together. “Is there tea on my face?”
“No, no.” Ashton’s smile only seems to grow, “You’re just so whipped for someone you’ve never met.”
“I’m not whipped!” Luke flushes.
“Mhmm. Your blush disagrees.”
“Shut up.”
“Nah.” Ashton shakes his head. “Fuck, marry, kill: Busboy, Waiter, me.”
“Fuck the busboy, marry you, kill the waiter.” Luke replies after a breath. Ashton quirks an eyebrow.
“Oh? You aren’t going to marry the busboy.”
“Well, it’s like you said... I barely know him. He could just be a really hot serial killer. You and I, our marriage would be loveless, but I wouldn’t be dead. And I would just have multiple sidechicks.”
“Or sidedicks.”
“Or sidedicks.” Luke agrees.
Ashton reaches across the table to reach the salt and spills Luke’s drink everywhere. “Ashton! What the fuck! What the hell were you even going to salt?!”
“My, um, coffee?”
“Why are you being so wei-”
“Excuse me,” Ashton raises his hand, waving someone over, “would you mind helping us clean this up?”
Within seconds, the blondish brunette is standing at the pair’s table, a towel in hand and a rosy tint on his cheekbones.
“I would love to help, but I need to use the bathroom.” Ashton beams, a glint in his eye.
“Ashton.” Luke spits, gritting his teeth.
“I really have to pee, Luke.” Ashton offers Luke a very fake pout and leaves the booth.
“Ashton Fletcher Irwin!” Luke all but shouts after him. The busboy rocks back and forth on his heels.
“My company really isn’t that bad, y’know. And I’m not a serial killer.” He shrugs, starting to mop up the mess on the table.
“I-I didn’t think, I just- um, sorry, I’m-” Luke stammers, unable to string words together in a sensible order.
“Shh...” The busboy puts a finger to Luke’s lips.
“Er...” Luke sits there, listless. The busboy moves around dishes and continues to soak up the tea. All Luke can do is sit there like a dumbass, staring at the sharp angle of the boy’s jawline and thinking about how warm the boy’s hand was.
“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have- I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, I just- You were stammering, and I- well, I-” Luke interrupts to busboy, putting a finger to his lips.
“Shh.” The busboy’s lips curve into a (really cute, oh my god) smile. Luke pulls his hand back to his lap. His cheeks are pink again.
“Have you got a name?”
“Y-yea. I’m Luke.”
“Luke,” The boy pulls his eyebrows together, “Suits you. I’ll tell your waiter to bring you a new tea.” And then the mysterious busboy turns tail and walks back to the kitchen.
“So.” Ashton says, sliding back into his seat.
“So.” Luke stares across the table at Ashton. “How was your piss?”
“Jesus, you’re petty.”
“And you’re a little bitch, but what else is new?”
“I’m not saying I hate you, but...”
“I change my mind. I’m marrying the busboy and killing you.”
“What’s his name?”
“Who?”
“The busboy. What’s his name.”
“I, er, don’t know.”
“You didn’t ask for his name. You talked to him for like five minutes and you didn’t get his name.”
“I was busy!”
“Doing what?” Ashton all but screeches, “Daydreaming?!”
“Maybe.” Luke mutters.
“Honestly.” Ashton shakes his head.
“Here’s your pizza guys.” The waiter puts the pizza down, “Your tea,” He puts Luke’s tea on the table in front of him, “and, Ashton, do you want a refill?” He starts chewing on his pen, looking intently at Ashton.
“You, um, you know my- er, um... no. Thank you. No thank you. But, a water would be nice?”
“Sure thing!” The waiter is a little too excited to bring a customer water in Luke’s opinion, but Ashton is also far too nervous to order one. They just might be a match made in heaven. The waiter heads back towards the kitchen.
“You didn’t get his name?! What were you doing? Daydreaming!”
“Shut up.” Ashton groans.
“Let’s just eat, yea?”
“Whatever.” Ashton grumbles, taking two slices. Luke rolls his eyes, grabbing a few slices of his own.
“Here’s your water!”
“Thank you, um, thanks so much.” The waiter stands there a few seconds too long, just looking at Ashton.
“Right.” He straightens his back, as if knocking himself out of stupor, “If you need anything, I’ll be over there.” He points to the kitchen. “So... yea.”
“Wait! Who should I ask for? If I need something.”
“Calum. I’m Calum.” And he turns around and doesn’t quite sprint back to the kitchen.
“You two are sickening.”
“Oh, fuck off.”
“You got his name though. I envy you that.”
“Chill. Eat your pizza.” Ashton grabs a third piece.
“God, you’re annoying when you’re hungry. And when you’re not. You’re actually just always annoying.”
“Wow, thanks. Remind me to never ask you to be my wingman ever.”
“I have a feeling you won’t need a wingman after today.”
“What’s that meant to mean?”
“That was redundant.”
“And that was irrelevant. Are you going to really going to kill me? Is that why I won’t need a wingman? Because, it’s just a game. You’re not actually supposed to fuck, marry, and kill the people you say you will in the game.”
“Shut up. I was just trying to say I think you and Calum,” Luke does a little dance with his eyebrows that just makes Ashton uncomfortable, “might be thE START OF SOMETHING NEW!” Ashton puts his head in his hands because why, of all people, is this idiot his best friend? “No, but seriously,” Luke pokes him, “I think he likes you.” Luke says, finishing his third piece of pizza.
“Yea?”
“Yea.”
“What if he’s straight.”
“I think he’s about as straight as a shape with a 2πr perimeter.”
“Did you just fucking say that.” Luke shrugs at Ashton’s appalled expression. “I hate you.”
“The feeling is mutual.” Luke finishes his fourth slice.
“Dessert?” Calum asks, coming over to their table. Luke glances at Ashton. No response. If he plans on asking this boy out anytime soon, he needs to work on his voice box functionality when their waiter comes around.
“I think the check will do. Should we bring it back there, or...?” Luke asks as Calum hands him the check.
“I’ll come grab it.”
“Thanks, Calum.” Luke smiles. “You know,” he says turning to Ashton, “if you ever intend to make a move, you need to actually speak. As of current, I’m pretty sure he thinks I like him, which couldn’t be farther from the truth.”
“Hell no, Luke. Get your hands off my man!”
“Okay, a) calm down, b) people are staring, so c) calm down more. D) I don’t like him, e) he isn’t your man,” Luke puts his pointer finger up at Ashton’s indignant expression, “f) yet, and g) my hands aren’t anywhere near him.”
“Jesus this isn’t kindergarten, you and your alphabet need to chill. Also, he will be my man, and your hands better never be anywhere near him.”
“Thank you all for coming to eat with us!” Calum beams as Luke hands back the check and two twenties.
“You owe me twenty bucks Ashton. And I believe you owe this gentleman a thank you.” Luke stands up to leave. “I’ll be in the car, if you ever manage to open your mouth.”
“Fuc-”
“Ashton Fletcher! Language! Please do not use expletives in public, there could be children about!” Ashton just glares as Luke exits the restaurant.
“Ashton, I am so sorry,” Calum wrings his hands together, “I’ll be right back, I just have to take of something real quick. Please wait?” Calum asks, a worried expression plaguing his chiseled features.
“Of course.” A smile graces Ashton’s lips, and it’s bright in the way that reminds Calum of the sun, but soft in the way that reminds him of it setting on the ocean.
Calum rushes back to the kitchen, and less than a minute later, he and the busboy are walking back out at Olympic speed. The busboy continues towards the exit and Calum makes his way back to Ashton.
“Sorry, I kind of...” Calum trails off when his gaze switches from the door to Ashton.
“No, yea. Of course.” Ashton breaks himself out of the trance he seems to fall into every time Calum is around.
“Fletcher, huh?”
“Do we have to talk about that? I’d really rather not.”
“Aw, c’mon! It’s cute.” Calum pauses as if he’s about to say something else, but he isn’t quite sure he should. “You’re cute.”
“I-” Ashton almost says he isn’t, but Luke’s been telling him he needs to learn to accept compliments, “Thank you.” The silence hangs in the air for a minute. “So, what’s your middle name.”
“Oh, wouldn’t you like to know.”
“I would. Very much.”
“Maybe I’ll tell you later.”
“Oh? How much later?”
“A couple days, maybe. Over french bread and cheese that tastes expensive, but I got for free from my sister who works at a cheese shop.”
“Maybe at an overlook where we can watch the sunset. It’s a bit of a hike but,” Ashton looks Calum up and down, “I don’t think that’ll be a problem for you.” (And if Ashton is disproportionately proud of himself for not fainting, no one needs to know.)
“How’s Friday sound?” Calum grins.
“How’s I’ll pick you up at 7 sound?” Ashton grins back.
“Perfect.” Calum hands Ashton his phone and Ashton inputs his number.
“Text me.” Ashton turns around to leave, and congratulate himself on what may have been the most successful flirting of his life.
“Oi!” Ashton looks over his shoulder at Calum. “Thanks for the tip.”
“Luke paid?”
Calum lets his eyes drift down to Ashton’s butt, “Yea, but your tip was better.” He winks cheekily, and Ashton thinks he could get used to this.
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5 minutes ago
Michael bursts through the doors to the parking lot. “Where, where, where!” He mutters, tugging at the short hair sticking out from his baseball cap. He spots broad shoulders and blond hair a couple of rows over. “Luke!”
Luke spins around, not knowing quite what to look for. “Busboy?” Luke looks confused, concerned, maybe a tinge hopeful, but Michael’s probably imagining that.
Michael maneuvers around the shoddy parking jobs towards Luke. “Hey. Hi.” He smiles, a tad shyer than before.
“Um, hi. Is everything okay?” Luke’s face pales for a second. “Ashton- Ashton isn’t hurt is he, because I-”
“No, he’s alright.” Michael puts his hand on Luke’s shoulder to calm him down, “I just wanted to- to talk to you.” Luke smiles, just a little.
“Yea? About what?”
“I know you’re a tea guy, but, I know this hole-in-the-wall coffee shop where they sometimes have music. I’ve heard it’s a pretty good place for first dates.”
“Were you going to ask someone out?” Luke asks. Michael honestly isn’t sure whether he’s kidding, or if he honestly doesn’t know Michael is trying to ask him out. “Tinder date?”
“No, Luke, I-”
“Not a Tinder date? Who then?”
“Luke, please.” Luke lifts an eyebrow (A single eyebrow! How does he do that? Michael’s eyebrows do not work independent of each other.) “You, Luke. Would you like to go to this kind of lame coffee shop I know, where the lighting is low but the music is good, and the people are quiet. Would you go on a date with me?”
“I might, maybe. Probably. Normally. But I can’t.” And Michael’s face falls, and Luke might cry, but goddammit, he’s going to stay strong, because this is only fair.
“I understand. I didn’t mean to bother you. I really need to be getting back anyway, um-”
“I can’t, because my mum always told me not to go places with strange men you don’t know. And a certain busboy I find awful cute never told me his name.”
“You dick. I was about to go cry into my dish towel, you know.”
“Oh you were not, you are so over-dramatic.”
“I was! It’s not every day a really cute guy comes into your workplace and tries to flirt with you but is too nervous, but in being nervous only gets cuter! I was very upset!”
“You think I’m cute?”
“I thought that was very obvious. Was it not? Let me clarify: I think you are probably both the cutest and the hottest guy I have ever seen, simultaneously. And I look in the mirror every morning.”
Luke hums, biting his lip to keep from splitting his cheeks, “That’s pretty hard to compete with.”
“Lunch then? On Saturday? I’ll pick you up?”
“You haven’t given me your number, told me where we’re going, given me a specific time, or told me your fucking name.”
“I’m sorry! You’re just- really distracting, you know that? I can’t get my mind off of you long enough to remember how to hold a conversation.”
Luke looks at his beat up Converse. “Thank you. You’re pretty cute yourself.”
“It’s Michael,” He can’t keep the grin off his face, “Before I forget. Michael Clifford.” Luke looks up, and his smile must be a thousand watts, in Michael’s estimation. Luke hands the busboy - Michael - his phone. “I’ll text you my address.”
“Yea. You do that, Luke. I’ll come pick you up. We’ll go on a date. I’ll go on a date with you. ‘Cos you said yes. Sounds like a plan.”
“Shh.” Luke puts his finger to Michael’s lips. “We can talk on Saturday. Now, get back to work.”
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5. no one blushes this much??
6. i came up with the word sidedicks on the spot who’s proud of me
7. ‘disproportionately’ is a really long word
8. i use so many variations of the word smile js
9. the ending is kinda shoddy im sorry
10. should i have put a ‘read more’ in? probably. did i? nope.
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BYE THIS IS SO LATE SORRY LIZ
ok i was tagged by @lizcries in like september or some shit to do this challenge and i oNLY REALIZED IT NOW BC I WAS STALKING HER PAGE SORRY
Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better. i dont have any frends on here except her so im not gonna tag any1 lol
Nickname: meg, egg
Star sign: Gemini (BUT IM NOT TWO FACED BC IM A TWIN DONT YELL AT ME)
Height: im like 5′3 or 5′4 idk
Time right now: 5:43 PM
Favorite music artist: as basic as it sounds, brendon urie bc he has the voice of a GOD
Song stuck in your head: that hallelujah song from shrek
Last movie watched: I WATCHED INSIDE OUT TODAY BECAUSE I WAS OUT SICK FROM SCHOOL AND I WAS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY
Last tv show watched: “A Haunting” which is just one of those cheap ghost story series smh
What do you wear to bed: Sweatpants and a tshirt
When did you create your blog: im not sure i think it was during the summer of 2016
What kind of stuff do you post: it really depends on what i’m into, but as of now its 19 days, killing stalking, yoi, and most of all, memes
Do you have any other blogs: nope
Do you get asks daily: nope
Why did you choose your URL: i have this little glass elephant that my mom gave me for valentines day so i was lookin at it and i realized that rhinos are kinda the same as elephants, and then i combined it w/ olaf
Gender: Girl
Hogwarts house: i’m not into harry potter but in like 3rd grade my school had this thing called PARP (long h*ckign story) and the theme that year was harry potter,,, the team i was chosen for was syltherin so i guess thats what i am
Favorite color(s): YELLOW AND RED GOD BLESS
Average Amount of sleep: 6-7 hours
Lucky number(s): 69 and 420
Favorite Characters: YURI KATSUDON, GUAN SHAN, THE COP FROM KILLING STALKING, and that snobby mouse from Sing bc i, too, am an asshole bitch
How many blankets do u sleep with: one quilt and a blanket
Dream job: an artist, but lets be real, i wanna own a fuckin DOG SHELTER
How many people u follow: I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW BUT IM ONLY FOLLOWING 3 FUCKIGN PEOPLE WHATS UP WITH THAT
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