Five Random Leveled Spells
Remember me talking about a few homebrew spells I had still lying around? Here are five of them, specifically the ones I'm most happy with because they aren't awkward!There's at least one spell for each of the official spellcasting classes, for various spell levels (1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th)!I hope you enjoy them!
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May 2022 Banned Spells List
Greater Erectile Dysfunction
Prostate Blast
Conjure Feral Gnome
Gamer Gate
Create and Destroy Pee
Speak With Bread
Enphlegminate
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Love magic
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
You can create a personal prayer expressing gratitude for love, such as
✨✨May my heart be open to giving and receiving love.
Grant me the wisdom to appreciate the joy and beauty that love brings.
Help me express gratitude through kindness and deepen the bonds that connect me to those I love. So mote it be ✨✨
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Are you new to D&D? Think caster classes are complicated and hard to learn? Do you want to understand how each caster class works in one easy analogy? Then this is for you!
Let's think of casting spells as cooking. When cooking (casting spells) you need to:
1. Have a way to learn the recipe. (Known Spells)
2. Prepare the recipe. (Prepared Spells)
3. Eat the recipe. (Spell Slots)
The way each caster class does spells is different, but they can be categorized into 3 separate groups:
Prepared Casters, Spontaneous Casters, and Wizards.
With this in mind, we can categorize them by how each class learns their recipes (known spells) as well as how they get ready to make them (prepared spells).
Prepared Casters: These casters have access to any recipe they could ever need. Think of it like having access to Google, or Pinterest (known spells). If they want a recipe, they just spend their morning finding what they want, grocery shopping and getting it ready (prepared spells). They can make any food you give them a recipe for.
Spontaneous Casters: These casters don't have internet. They do, however, have a few recipe books (known spells). They have few really good recipes that they like, and have basically memorized these recipes. They always have the ingredients to make their favourite things (prepared spells).
Wizards: A grouping of their own, they are somewhat a combination of the two. Wizards do not use Google or Pinterest, they're better than that. Any recipe they like, they compile into a recipe blog (known spells). Their recipe blog is pretty full, any time they find a new recipe that they like they can add it to their blog, though adding new recipes can sometimes be costly (they need materials to copy down the recipe). That said, like prepared casters, they do their grocery shopping in the morning, when they'd decide what recipes they're going to make that day (prepared spells).
The next section is spell slots. If you make the food, you have to eat it too, right? Spell slots are basically how much a given caster can eat.
All full casters (Druids, Bards, Clerics, Wizards, Sorcerers) have the capacity to eat a decent amount of food.
Half casters (Paladins, Rangers), can only eat a portion of the food that they make.
Warlocks are weird, the food they make is always top notch, but they can't eat very much of it (they cast their spells at the highest level they can and don't have many spell slots). That said, their metabolism is beefy as hell and after a few hours of rest they can eat again.
I'll probably add a section to this later to explain regaining spell slots. If anyone has any additions they wanna make, please go for it!
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A Thought:
As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.
However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.
The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.
Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*
Other sorcerers:
AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET
IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON
I'D FEEL PISSED TOO
like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????
merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler
you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that
goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.
and then, and then
you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"
merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???
it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.
"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+
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