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kaygee-doodles · 1 year
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...i feel like error deserves some chocolate after everything the asks seem to put him through-
You don't know the half of it. I have deleted some things, my nongenderspecific dude.
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armulyn · 7 months
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My favorite thing about writing about Oskar and Peet from the Wingfeather Saga is that Oskar has absolutely no idea what Peet is talking about 90% of the time. It just sounds like nonsense. An example from my WIP:
“In the words of Barnaby Hoodwink, ‘Where’d you come from?!’” Oskar shouts, heart galloping wildly in his chest. Despite only being around him for an hour a month (if he’s lucky), Peet has somehow managed to give him far more near-heart attacks than any other personage in Oskar’s acquaintance, bar none.
“The street!” Peet exclaims, as if it’s obvious, then proceeds to point straight upwards into the boughs of the tree.
From Oskar's point of view, this is nonsense. Of course it's nonsense! What else could it be?
From Peet's point of view, he's pointing out his street--- his bridges among the trees that allow him to move freely through the forest.
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v10l3nt-gl1tch3s · 5 months
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I have felt so extra for the past 3 days lmao
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tiredfoxtf · 1 year
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There's a two options the media could go about antagonists after defeating the first one. It's either creating a new one, and each time they are getting even more ridiculous or they bring the old one back and it's gets even more ridiculous.
It's either "Oh no what freak it is this time" or "Oh no, not them again".
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lover-of-skellies · 2 years
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@ anon, thank you for the suggestion because sometimes this woman makes me want to get a baseball bat to get her to sleep SOMEHOW -J
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dash-n-step · 1 year
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You know, with a thumbnail like that and a title like that, you'd think this would be a video of Nick All-Star, but because this channel is this channel, you genuinely can't be certain
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tinogiehd · 1 year
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I love hannah so much but the soundboards r so funny
sometimes you can laugh at girls beingn made fun of
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immarainbowpatooie · 2 years
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Me: hey Tumblr what have you got for me
Tumblr: spider DILF
Me: that's cool, anything else?
Tumblr: spider DILF
Me:
Me: h-
Tumblr: have you tried the spider dilf yet?
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honeybeekao · 2 years
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scrolling through ao3 is going AWWW WHAT A CUTE CONCEPT then grimacing 2 milliseconds later with nausea at the next fic's tags
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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xno-chill-memesx · 9 months
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redsray · 1 month
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i think one of my favourite parts about the "Jason has an army of kids in Crime Alley that will do anything to protect their protector" HC is that they absolutely would inherit all of his 'little shit' traits. they'd throw the other Bats off course on purpose. Dick, trying to find Jay: Have you seen Hood, by any chance? Kid: Sure I did. 'e's gone to the ice-cream store down in th'Narrows. He buys us ice-cream, sometimes. Dick: okay, thanks kid! (backflips away) Dick: Dick: there's no ice-cream store near the Narrows. Tim, just walking by Crime Alley: The kids, throwing rocks at him while Jason watches in amusement:
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astriiformes · 1 year
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On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.
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jerseymuppet · 2 months
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getting up on my soapbox for a moment. i find it laughable that nearly every time someone says they don’t like rap they cite hamilton and k-pop as the only rap they can tolerate. because everything else is just so violent and full of blatant consumerism. first off. so is k-pop. secondly. idk how to tell you the founding fathers were some of the most violent people around (coming from a black american descentant of slaves who is most likely related to thomas jefferson. shouldn’t have to explain the relevance here). thirdly. hamilton and k-pop both reference and interpolate rap. so idk what to tell you babes. you do like rap. you just don’t like black people. say it with your full chest next time.
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clown-owo · 10 months
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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koalagirl · 9 months
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The only disadvantage about having roommates is that you are not alone even if you do not feel lonely
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