Inspired by my Golden girls Owl house post yesterday
Sofia: you know Dorothy you joining the plant coven was one of the biggest disappointments you ever caused me second only to you marrying Stan
Blanche: illusion magic was an easy pick for me no need to buy makeup that way
Rose: I always enjoyed healing people it was that or beast keeping to help on the farm my father was a beast keeper and my mother was part of the healing coven in fact until the day I was adopted I was raised by the healing coven
Dorthy: that's nice Rose I only joined the plant coven because I didn't want to spend the rest of my life on the run like ma did also I really wanted to be a teacher and teach magic to a new generation and plants were my natural choice because that was always the type of magic I was best with
@toxicanonymity , Hear me out🙏🏾🥴 I know you're in you're Joelkemon feels 🤣 but what about Nico from the video short 'House Comes With A Bird'? How's this for a new one shot idea request:
*In my Sofia Petrillo voice*
Picture it, LA, 2023; the reader is a realtor in a very sexually frustrating marriage with an itch her husband just can't seem to scratch.🥴 She's dying to be man handled ROUGHLY and no matter how hard her husband tries, he just isn't doing it for her😏. She is showing the house to a mysterious but extremely wealthy and sexy Argentinian who she soon finds out is very handsy, perverted and makes good use of her in that empty house🫣
Idk, idk I've been thinking about Nico the last few days and I have to get him out of my system to make room for Joelkemon Universe🫣🥴
Jane Fonda? Confira outras fitas de exercício que você não conhecia
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Jane Fonda, a eterna Barbarella, dominou o mercado home vídeo com suas inúmeras fitas de exercício e cementou a cultura fitness em nossas vidas. Mas não era só ela quem liderava workouts pra gente fazer em casa não: como estou tentando me exercitar mais em casa, separei aqui alguns workouts bem undergrounds, mas que valem a pena conferir.
Positive Moves, de Angela Lansbury
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A recém falecida ícone do teatro e da televisão também fez uma fita de exercícios, mas de baixo impacto, para que pessoas de todos os corpos tivessem condições de realizar os sets. Fãs destacam seu realismo e visão avant garde.
Young at Heart, de Estelle Getty
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Não basta ser nossa amiga mais ácida, a Sofia Petrillo das Golden Girls também mostrou porque manteve-se longe de dores nas costas por tanto tempo: esse set é de baixíssimo impacto e talvez soe devagar pra quem já tem algum (qualquer um mesmo, tá?) ritmo para exercícios, mas promete bastante coisa boa pra galera da terceira idade.
Horror Workout, de Linnea Quigley
É fã de horror? Está sedentário e precisa se preparar urgentemente para o apocalipse zumbi? Não se preocupe: Linnea Quigley e um time especializado de zumbis estão disponíveis para fazer o tanquinho aparecer neste workout extremamente icônico e inusitado.
Agora não tem mais desculpinha pra não fazer como a ONJ e get physical!