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icantdothistodaybruh · 3 months

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yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from

I think I might be insane or something

#it's all sebaciel of course #god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania #the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch #and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo #and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY #“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal #also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him?#and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him?#is it fellas??#and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)”#and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|”#I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first #"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY #I can't I literally can't I'm miserable #sebaciel #was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god

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radiantaerynsvn · 9 months

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this came to me in a vision

#i'm so sorry idk what i'm doing except for that my third rewatch in a row is just me fully abandoning trying to be even remotely normal #about this show #i live and breathe farscape atp it should concern me #currently on a human reaction again which. obviously only increases the brain rot #can't even pretend to be remotely normal about it on twitter #so things like this start happening #farscape #aeryn sun #my very dumb attempts at being funny #also its literally 4am and this is me procrastinating #i'm also aware that this is my second night in a row posting memes but it be like that sometimes

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mcybree · 3 months

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Today i am in a wee bit of pain. If i watched skizzs 3l pov today and made weird bad takes about him on tumblr dot com would yall forgive me

#i havent watched skizzs 3l perspective because letting me blorboify skizz is a bad idea like in general #but #girls can only think about skizz telling bigb that he’ll only kill people who deserve it for so long before they need to—#bite him and tear him apart violently for information #he said thaf and then killed JIMMY. and CLEO. WHAT HAPPENED BROOOO #like thats so. teehee. toohoo #where did things go wrong for you pal #he’s a case study to me. He’s a commentary on society somehow. trust me (DONT)#this applies to ll!skizz too by the way but that’s a whole other thing i fucking love you team best #(thinks about skizz) what does community even mean to us dawg. Like as humans #bree barks so fucking loud #im nervous about my skizz muts man I love my skizz muts. Please ignore me using your blorbo for my nefarious purposes #i just have thoughts. quite a few. tired of not sharing them and pretending im normal about skizz i need to start biting

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yellowymellon · 3 months

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Aha pretending to be a human nameless for a full year just so they blow up the express n a random planet for no reason other than to mess with akivili is hilarious HDJSKSLAK we stan

Remember that the possibility of aeons being playable is extremely low, but never zero! :D

#your daily dose of lore #aight bro you cant ve chaotic chaotic that alignement doesnt exist #me when i cope #some aeons just dont want to have anything with mortals like nanook or IX #so they wont be playable ig #but maybe fuli or xipe or yaoshi!#PLAYABLE YAOSHI WHEN #(that's luocha)#(lie)#also i cant imagine ANY aeon pretending to be human #once they become an aeon they lose all sociability and become nerds #so u telling me aha was well behaved as a human?? they just acted normal???#one day youll hear that hanabi was aha all along lol #LMAO IMAGINE SAMPO #hsr #star rail #honkai star rail

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keeps-ache · 27 days

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the kinda gal to stick around

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #tw scopophobia #tw blood #(minor minor kbsh)#//i'm having Funnnnnnnnn hfvbsh :DD #my brother liked the Shiny so i guess i succeeded there ehe :>>#//really like this character !! they itch a very particular part of my brain so !! :D #made a bonus human-stick cuz. well. of Course hfh :>>#//they started as just some weird guy in a story i was running for my siblings and they've become an inter-dimensional antagonist for #them to deal with bc all player characters are int.di so i gotta balance it somehow hfsh :>>#but also just playing around with them as a normal weird lil pal. what will they do ooo [is pretending they walk like a doll]#//also if you're ever in doubt. use a lil yellow hfvbs 👍👍#i've made my peace with yellow now and i've come into possession of the piece wisdom that is You Need Yellow More Than You Think #/also.. nearly-completely-monochrome palettes 👍👍👍 !!#love them a lot hbfsh :D #//anyway shipping off... toodles !!

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theplantbish · 3 months

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Sometimes the memory of making Jere laugh at a m&g just hits me out of the blue and I break down instantly

#käärijä #sometimes i forget it even happened because it didnt feel real?????#a big part of me cringes so hard thinking back to it but honestly? for once I don't really need to #i successfully pretended to be a normal functioning human being in front of the man himself #and i made him laugh??? during our 15 second interaction????#I'll be on my death bed still thinking about that moment #its been.... 6 months and I'm still not over it h e l p

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ivan-fyodorovich-k · 3 months

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I would really like it if the hive mind could move away from the idea that the exception disproves the rule every time

there's such a thing as statistical distribution, the species is made up of unique individuals that nevertheless aggregate into identifiable trends, you can have something be true of most or virtually all people and nevertheless find exceptions. This runs the gamut from effective medical treatments, to the kinds of media people like, to gender roles and expressions, all kinds of things

This Procrustean effort to force everyone to conform to the standard and/or the delusion that the standard is just an axiomatic lie that can be tossed out on a whim are both ridiculous, you can have rules of thumb and broad heuristics that allow for all kinds of exceptions without being falsehoods

#I don't know why it's so hard to hold simultaneously that 1. boys and girls might have identifiable aggregate characteristics #and 2. there can be dramatic variation and exception #and also #the idea that a person is 'differently abled'#no man #I'm sorry #I'm not going to pretend there's no such thing as 'normal'#otherwise what is even illness #oh this person's kidneys work differently #you mean they've shut down?#my brain just works differently #my love if you're incapable of interacting with human beings that's a problem that's not just a harmless variation #some people have two arms and some people have one or none #yes maybe #but it's not unreasonable to expect to find the pair #it's not like it's a 33/33/33 split among one two and no arms #usually if a person doesn't have two arms something happened #I digress #AND I FAIL TO SEE how acknowledging that being able to walk is normal and healthy is incompatible with disability accommodations #put that ramp on the building #I just resent the pressure to lie #or to pretend I don't see what I see

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risetherivermoon · 5 months

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i think itd be silly if hermie, while upset at norm, turns his head completely backwards (being a non-human fuck) like normal does w/ the teeny head

#i feel that we forget that hermie is literally not human at all- both jodie and scam have literally no human dna so #day six since hermie's death im coping by pretending hes still alive #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #hermie the unworthy #normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #normal oak swallows garcia #herman unworthy #oakworthy #dungeons & daddies #me rambling #🍁

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carxby · 3 months

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#art #drawing #digital art #draw #fanart #anime #Makoto #makoto edamura #laurent x edamura #edamura #grepre #great pretender #he has depression #chainsmoker #pov your friends trick you into human trafficking and you are so cool and normal abt it #ep 8 #i’m having thoughts

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itsbrucey · 2 months

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Also idk what au I'm even crafting at this point but they own where the Dads are monsters. And Henry is a Harpy. I have a Harpy hierarchy/species guide I was making for my own use/OCS that helps categorize harpies based on like.....their heritage??

It's 3 tiers and it's Matriarch Harpies, Mother's Blood Harpies, and Mother's Tears Harpies. They're all based on certain depictions of harpies in media/myths, with Matriarch being the least human and Tears being the most human.

My OC Vali is a Matriarch harpy, and they're based on ancient green myths/"classic" harpies which tend to just be large bird months with a human's face and head. Mother's Blood Harpies are more human but still pretty large and birdlike, having human torsos and heads but still majorly Bird. Mother's Tears Harpies are like the modern day Harpy, with wings for arms and feathers/bird feet, but human torsos, legs, and heads, and they tend to be the smallest/most human sized.

Maybe I'll make a diagram someday but it's IRRELEVANT bc it's just A CONCEPT I MADE FOR OC NONSENSE. the point is I'm using is for Henry as a Harpy and I think he'd be a Blood or Tears Harpy because it mimicks his elf heritage. I think he'd be a Tears Harpy while Bearry would be Blood Harpy for the sake of it?

#rambling. do forgive me.#Brucey clutching her harpy and slime species to her chesy tightly. visibly shaking. please let me talk about oc stuff please please please #trying to pretend im normal about monsters. im not.#Also its a Matriarch/woman based hierarchy bc for my OC stuff. harpies are primarily female/ have matriarchal cultures #There are still male harpies though. less male martriarch harpies but more Blood and Tears because of harpies having kids with humanoids #ANYWAY. THIS IS ALL TO SAY!!!!!! Henry would have a mostly human body but he's still pretty feathery. bird guy hes a bird #and i was debating to base him on an bird is particular......i was think a Heron tbh bc hes so Heron coded to me #other possible birds. Wood Grouse. Pheasant. Ruffed Grouse. or just straight up A Chicken. MOURNING DOVE HENRY? ANYONE?#bruceys au stuff

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sherlock-is-ace · 10 days

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#oh wow...#i just had an oh shit fuck moment #wow #i usually complain about the one therapist i had in my entire life and how she wouldn't just listen to what i was saying #if it didn't fit her textbook definition of whatever she was thinking at the time #and how i talked to her about my anxiety and how that made me feel and she would only focus on how i acted #so the example i gave her was the one time i went into a shop to buy something by myself #because my mom didn't want to go in for me and arguing with my mom in front of the shop in public and then inevitably have to #go in myself either way was way worse to me #because of the embarrassement of arguing in public. the fact that my mom was gonna spend the entire walk home telling me how i have to #''just suck it up and learn and just overcome my anxiety because i don't have a problem'' or whatever #and then having to go into the shop where the lady had been watching me from inside the entire time how i clearly didn't want to go in #and possibly be even more awkward with teary eyes because of the anxiety and awkwardness i already bring to the table any day...#all of those things that were going inside my head were trumped by the fact that i did go in and did buy what i needed #although my heart was coming out of my chest the entire time... all that didn't matter to my therapist because in her words:#''if you had anxiety. you simply wouldn't have gone in''#which is ridiculous #but anyways... i just had an epiphany... that was masking wasn't it?#forcing myself to do something that brings me major discomfort to make my mother and the shop lady not judge me?#pretend i'm a normal human being just doing normal things instead of someone who's about to have a heart attack buying embroidery thread?#panicking the entire time because i wasn't prepeared and hadn't scripted the entire transaction in my head?#yet still going in and putting on my ''normal person'' mask to try to seem like i wasn't just dying seconds ago (and still was)?#isn't that literally what masking is?!#and the ''autism specialist'' ass therapist was like ''if you did it then you don't have a problem''#when i'm literally telling her how much of a problem it actually WAS?!#you know what's the best part about all this #that when i told my mom after i left that therapist that she didn't listen to me because [insert everything above]#my mom's response was ''well sometimes therapist will say things that you don't want to hear but you have to accept them''....#same woman who's always saying how much she hates therapists because they ''will say whatever and pretend they know shit''#ok so it's only The Truth when I tell you it isn't...

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oldfashionedloverfrog · 2 months

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Btw look at that neat bracelet I made (there was no e so motherfucker it will be)

#will wood #bracelet #love me normally #please please please #and I rather be #normal #yes #so normal #I suggest #that we keep this #informal #cuz #a normal human being #wouldn’t need #to pretend #to be normal #oh screw it

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incorrectcfvg · 8 months

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#the reveal that shiranui was actually just larping kazumi in this scene was next's own ibuki getting caught putting cards in the locker #hes actually pretty good at pretending to be human. unfortunately his first reference material was kazumi onimaru #me when i wanna learn what normal people basketball is so i watch kuroko no basuke and nothing else #chrono shindou #stealth dragon shiranui #kazumi onimaru #cfvg #vanguard g #cardfight!! vanguard g

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spotaus · 1 month

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*It seems you managed to stumble across a unique trio...

Decided to do a silly lil doodle of my favorite Dopple-trio! :D on the surface I feel like this'd be a daily occurrence. Kale is the most normal of the 3 of them, but I wanted to draw her and Paps having a cute lil conversation. (More ideas below the cut!!!)

Pretender regularly interacts with humans (his disguise slowly recovers, and he continues to mostly abstain from his old habits) and usually appears as "human" as long as he's out. Sometimes in public I feel like ppl would be willing to talk to him, and he's always quick to make it clear that to get to his family people would have to get past him. (Also I think in their neighborhood/town everyone gets increasingly confused because he regularly goes, "Yeah, that's my Kid" some days abd other days he's like, "That's my little sibling" and it's just that he's her guardian and the terms are kinda interchangeable because it's easier to use them than explain the whole situation lol)

Pretender also has no sense of fashion. He's always so close to a neat outfit then takes the wrong turn before he exits his closet lol.

Paps stays in skeleton form (at least for the first few years) even tho it's dangerous, because his human disguise is awful and makes K uncomfortable. Instead he trains genuinely with Undyne and Tender to properly figure out a human shape over about 4 years. Eventually he does have a human disguise, but he's contented in his monster form too.

K I can't say a lot for (beloved @oodlesndoodles is who designed/owns her!) But I'm pretty certain that she'd probably still wear her one monster-style outfit sometimes if only to show her solidarity with her family, or just to mess with people on the streets 🙏

Also:

I love the idea that someone talking to them would take in this info and be like ???????

Last Notes: Human!Pretender is one of my favorite blorbos ever to doodle! His hair texture is probably the most satisfying thing ever! Paps keeps miraculously looking good for this AU??? I've never been able to draw Papyrus before??? Idk what changed, but I love him! And KALE! K my beloved I have struggled so hard to doodle her well and usually fail but I think I did it!!! I love her sm...

#utmv #oc #utmv sans #utmv art #utmv oc #my art #utmv au #doppletale #dopple!paps #dopple!kindness #dopple!sans #pretender sans #kale estrella #kale #I honestly to the gods believe that none of these 3 can manage a normal conversation for over 4 minutes max #Chikity Tender can hold a conversation well but unsettles people w/ his eye-contact and grin #Paps is just notoriously over-excitable and refers to everyone he meets as Human [Insert Name] unless it's Kale (she's K/Kale to him)#and K I think could be normal for a while but tends to retreat if things get even a bit out of her comfort-zone and because she's so “kind”#she doesn't know how to end a conversation and had to suffer thru it or signal the brothers to save her from Interaction lol #hi guys can u tell I love them???#also I was listening to 5 hours worth of Unsolved Mysteries and trueHorror Stories while drawing this cute lil thing #it had the uhhh opposite affect. i meant to draw Toriel lore when ahe lures kids to Home... I got distracted #spot q

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em0-opossum · 10 months

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sick of people acting like being alone/lonely = being single. ofc you're allowed to feel like that, I'm aro and could not care less that I don't have a partner so I have no idea what it feels like to have that experience, but god just once I'd like to find poetry and art made by people who know how it feels to have no friends and feel lonely no matter how many people are around you and know that you don't belong no matter where you are

#I'm lucky enough to have two good friends right now who i love very much #but that doesn't mean that they understand how i feel or how i have felt #and knowing you're alone in that overbearing loneliness just alienates you more and further perpetuates the feeling #i still miss out on so many opportunities to be friends with people i genuinely want to be friends with so bad because i can't talk to them #i still get so paranoid sometimes and stop replying to anyone because I'm convinced they hate me and there's something wrong with me #sometimes to the point where i avoid teachers who i need to talk to because i am sure that everything i say will be wrong #even someone being nice can feel awful because i think that they just feel bad or are pretending and actually trying to make fun of me #i know nobody actually knows who i am or how i feel because i hide everything to fit in with people and what they need/want #i have never felt like i belong anywhere and trying to explain that to people is so hard #there are times i love being alone but knowing that I've missed out on every regular human experience is so isolating #i just want to be normal and have friends i love and hang out with and talk to and not feel like every word i say could be the end of me #and when i try to find anybody who relates all i get is “oh im alone again :(( being single is awful”#i really do empathize with those people but it is nothing like my experience of loneliness #(tags are just for finding people who relate)#social anxiety #avpd #avoidant personality disorder #actuallyavpd #loneliness #chronic loneliness

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crehador · 2 months

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screaming crying i'm still going through the story with cn voice pack so i can enjoy the writing but as soon as i saw enigma i was like oh his jp dub voice actor is going to fuck severely, so i looked it up and HE IS UMECHAN 😭😭😭

#crab plays #reverse 1999 #NEED TO RELISTEN TO THIS CHAPTER WITH JP VOICE PACK SOON #ENIGMA PLAYABLE WHEN #uwaghhh i was like oh you know i like nakamura yuichi (6 cv) but in a fairly normal way #THEN THEY COME OUT SWINGING WITH THE UMECHAN NPC #he does look like he would be playable eventually... i suppose we'll see......#i need to stop looking on cn sites though bc i was poking around for like 15 seconds and saw spoilers lmaooo #i pretend i do not see it 😑#also. man. i need to update my r1999 jp dub voice actors list. i have been slacking majorly lol #oh but credit where credit's due cn enigma has a very handsome voice also #i'm actually enjoying the cn voice pack a lot overall #(cn regulus is super cute and i'm liking her more and more but still miss nozomin horribly lol)#(everyone else was like great right from the start tbh)#eta: ok enigma is human so i guess lmao will remain unplayable. alas

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