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demonadelem · 2 years

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Nothing to post cuz still working on next comic, have the first draft of the designs I settled on, it's inaccurate since the golden buttons on the panda bearpaws and the golden hat trim is not there and Kristin is supposed to be taller by half a head half a head and her legs/feet are thicker, raptorial/graspers like a eagle in contrast to Phil's that are mainly adapted to perching.

design rant up ahead:

ANYWAYSSSS When I first started out designing them I wanted to go with something greek/roman like, is where phil's toga thing came from, I wanted to depict someone who is always ready to fight, arm guards and gloves for archery, light leather armor that would be out of place for a domestic setting. Youngza out of all the designs has the least amount colours, the leg wraps, toga, hat are the same white; armguards, belt, quiver are the same brown; hat, hood, pants are the same green; his gloves and feathers are the same color all pretty neutral colours good for hiding in trees. The only thing that isn't practical is the weeb hat.

I've shown Kristin's design post marriage, the dress is all well im good for a domestic setting but impractical for the things she does in the flashback, so this caused me to do something incredibly rare, I gave her pants, millennial mom jeans. Which clashed with my first design trying to give her a greek goddess look while trying to stay practical, in the end i dropped it entirely.

She ended up with a very modern clothing style (jeans with a backless top) makes her look out of place which fits with her character, familiar casual clothing gives a sense of comfort at the same time, just like her hat, it hides something sinister underneath. I think alot of what her face looks like under the veil because once you see it, you will understand something very clearly.

#origins origins

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thealmightytrashdump · 3 years

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I have a knack for ruining things that other ppl enjoy.... also Philza Minecraft headcanons...

Don't worry, I'm already ashamed but I spent TOO LONG just working on these two. Trying my hardest ;-; I should record the drawing process because I struggled HARD. Screaming because no way is this Phil but at the same.. It's kinda like my headcanon kindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I wanted to put the wings tattoo idea out and get it drawn. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

--REGULAR PHILZA HEADCANONS--

-So Mr. Philza Minecraft is a free spirit, roaming all over the world and building random shit he wants. Right?

-Phil is super old, almost like immortal (still can die, but mostly just ageless), He has monument builds from waaaayy back that are just like ancient aliens must of built this.... nope just Phil...

-Phil considers himself early 30s, late 20s but I mean to everyone else, he's an old man (lol)

-He's really been immersed in the different cultures of the world. Has a several tattoos from some of the cultures, Including his wings which took several days to be done. Very painful but very cool. wilbur and Tommy like it. Technoblade says it's cringe, but he secretly thinks it's cool too. (please just let me have this ;-;)

-Philza's wings tattoo is like his real wings/He can manifest real wings from his tats.

it looks cool okay?

-Had a few wives but no like bio children, he's outlived several wives already, imagine outliving your children too (or worse, putting his children through that immortal hot mess too).

-doesn't consider any of the boys his sons with the exception of Wilbur because I mean Dadza got attached real quick to his first son.

--DADZA HEADCANONS WITH THE BABES--

-Philza comes across a little baby Wilbur Soot on his many wanderings. Just a random baby, you know, in the woods, crying its little head off.

-Tries to leave it with the local village, and spends the night in the village. Hears rumors of a warring ppl attacking villages and also that babe Wil's mum is one of the local brothel ladies,( hence why Phil lies to little baby wilbur that his mom was a Samsung fridge.)

-Village gets raided as they commonly do. Philza ends up with babe Wilbur and a burning village (there's always that choice for the protagonist, protect the babe or the village; never both)

-Philza builds a home to raise said little baby. Gets super attach, Dadza style. Philza names the little baby Wilbur (cause Will... Phil...) Soot (literally reminder of the burning village and said babe with soot covered face)

A little while later as Wilbur is a kid (like 7ish), in another village gathering supplies for a long planned trip, Phil finds yet another baby ,this time Tommy, learns his parents have been killed and the villagers basically passed Tommy off onto Phil. Staying in the village for a while, raising the boys with the local housewives for a while because Tommy is sickly and needs to stay put for a while. Dadza of two then brings the boys home.

-Phil just calls him Tommy, because everyone in the village called him Tommy.

-WIlbur is 10ish, Tommy is like 2-3ish, Phil isn't sure tbh, he just guesses the age. Phil finds a very starving, very feral boy who calls himself Technoblade. Dadza finds this boy interesting because he spent time trading with a people/race who looks like boars and pigs (he got attacked until he found out they like gold), and this boy looks almost similar.

Technoblade has been abandoned by his bio parents (whoever they are) because of his animalistic traits. Philza learns from the local villagers that one day a toddler with pig like traits appeared at the orphanage and he's been a little devil ever since. Dadza spends time with Technoblade learning all he can about him, telling him he can be his dad if Techno wants. Techno refuses saying he's already got parents, orphans just killed them from him, and he swears revenge.

-Dadza just takes him in anyway and brings him home to his other sons. While Dadza does Dadza things, most likely tending to Tommy, He hears a fight break out and Wilbur and Techno screaming.

-He rushes in only to find Techno beating up (biting, kicking, punching) Wilbur in a feral rage, screaming his key phrase "Blood for the Blood god!!" Philza learns an important lesson trying to raise a boy with piglin traits: If techno feels threatened, he goes into an animalistic blood lust rage and tries to kill anything in range. In this case, Wilbur was bullying Technoblade because will was older and that's just what kids do. Techno retaliated.

-dadza brings techno aside to tell him it's not okay to try and kill other ppl. "Murder is Cringe" but also tells techno he is going to train with Phil to control the "blood urges." Will joins in but isn't as good, and therefore just goes find his own hobby. Tommy trains on the regular too.

-Arguments regularly break out over the parental debate but techno chills out rapidly.

-dadza learns techno likes gold too and brings him a crown. Techno runs around with a red blanket as a cape until Phil brings a real one when techno is teen.

-When Techno hits puberty, He asks wilbur and later on Philza about pain in his face. Dadza is helpless when techno's tusks begin to grow and pierce through his cheeks and force his jaw into a painful and awkward position. His tusks begins to curl into his face. Tommy tries to bully but is quickly shushed but wilbur.

-Philza has to bring technoblade to the pig people for help. The pig people just break his tusks and teach Phil that he must do this and that it's a rite of passage for the men in the villages. If he doesn't, his tusks will continue to grow and eventually grow back into his head, for a slow slow death. Ouch.

-Techno's blood urges increase and the training is intensifies. very angsty boi who cries into Dadza's arms.

-philza continues to bring home orphans. tubbo is maybe 8 while Tommy is 7 and they grow up as besties. Tubbo's parents are unknown but possibly dead, he doesn't talk about them. Philza finds him living in a box by the side of the road.

-Ranboo is the last so far and been taken in roughly around minor age.

#The complete life of Philza Minecraft #Long long headcanons #Philza is OLD #Still looks like a model #Has those silver fox fine lines on his face #I wanted to draw him as a model #Sue me #I'm going to jail #I'm sorry ;-;#I wanted to draw tattoos #I don't want to draw that guy from bleach #but I mean its literally him that's Phils skin #I should probably design some clothes #so Phil isn't a weeb #definitely a week tho #DSMP #Canonally Phil #Honestly this works for the origins SMP too

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a-plethora-of-peters · 3 years

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I asked my youngest sibling, @galacticnbinspace , to name people in the Dream SMP as well as in Hermitcraft (not including Pearl and Gem)

Here are the results...

Feel free to reblog with your favorites!

(I have a personal fondness for Wilbur being called Plain Ass and Keralis being called Your Face When You See Your Friend MURDER)

So you guys don't have to struggle with my bad handwriting and get some bonus commentary, here's a list of everyone's new names in order, going down each column, left to right under the cut

DSMP

Dream - Dream (OFC) [The first of the DSMP people my sibling will recognize on this page]

George - Wilbur Soot 2.0 [Xey were very adamant that George looks more interesting than actual Wilbur does lol]

Sapnap - Dan [Fae had no further comments besides that he looks like a Dan]

Callahan - Pancake Cookie [.... Voi isn't wrong, he does look a little like Pancake Cookie from Cookie Run Ovenbreak]

Sam - King Gavin Free [They remembered that Gavin from Achievement Hunter uses a Creeper Skin so they associated Sam with Gavin during his King Gavin Let's Play]

Alyssa - Scene girl that I went to school with [Valid, have a nice day]

Ponk - Wrestler? [I can see where xey were getting those vibes, apparently Ponk's mask made xem think of a Luchadore mask]

Bad - BadBoyHalo [Another of the DSMP members that fae recognized!]

Tommy - Tommy [Two in a row!]

Fundy - JoJo Fox (Xey know he is Fundy but lol) [Voi knows that his name is Fundy and that he is trans fox lad, but they thought that calling him a JoJo Fox was too funny to pass up lol]

Punz & Purpled - Twins? [They know what's up! They know what's up!]

Wilbur - Plain Ass [Xey looked me dead in the eyes as xey said this btw. No emotion. Just deadpan seriousness. Nothing but Plain Ass Motherfucker.]

Schlatt - Schlatt [Fae has watched the How Bad Can I Be animatic a lot so fae can recognize him pretty easily]

Skeppy - Knock-Off Charlie [Voi was a bit miffed that Charlie's skin doesn't actually make him look like a slime person]

Eret - Knock-Off Techno [Ouch. Brutal. I'm sorry Queen. But they have a point...]

Jack and Niki - More Scene Kids [Valid, have a nice day!]

Mexican Dream - Mexican Dream (They thought Italian Dream at first until I pointed out that that was the wrong flag and corrected xemself once I informed xem that he's supposed to be the Mexican flag)

Karl - Art Student [... No comment...]

HBomb - Wannabe Pirate [It's the headband and the coat]

Techno - Techno [BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!]

Antfrost - Naked Furry [Fae died laughing when I told faem that this was the DSMP person that I asked if their name was a viable Warriors Cat name... For the record, fae told me yes, Antfrost is a viable Warriors Cat name.]

Phil - Philza [There were many jokes made about him being a weeb lol]

Connor - Sanic [Because he is not Sonic truly, he is knock-off Sonic]

Puffy - Another Art Student [Fair enough...]

Vik - Discount Steve [When your mom says that you have Steve at home /j]

Ranboo - Ranboo [We joke that voi is a Ranboo kinnie since voi is taller than most of the people in our family and voi loves Hawaiian shirts and the like]

Foolish - Foolish [I think they memorized his skin from all the times I shoved fanart in their face screaming about how people make amazing designs from that blob lol]

Hannah - Thot (Affectionate) [She has those thigh highs which means she's a thot but she's adorable so affectionately a thot]

Charlie - Charlie [After the Skeppy fake-out xey were disappointed in his plain design but said it was still better than Wilbur]

Lazar - Ginger Brave [okay at least he looks like an actual Cookie Run character right?]

Quackity - :) [Voi says that Quackity and Dream should change emoji smilies so that Dream is :] and Quackity is :) because of how their smiles on their skins look]

Tubbo - Tubbo [only guessed him by process of elimination RIP]

Hermitcraft

Bdubs - Terrifying Anime Steve [The big eyes scared them!]

Beef - A Man™ (Xey were annoyed that his skin is so plain and that there were a bunch of other fairly plain skins amongst the Hermits too)

Cleo - Modern Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas) [Cleo does look like Sally ngl!!]

Cub - Appropriating for Science [fae was all squinty at Cub wearing a Pharoh outfit but gave me that response so I guess that's a win???]

Doc - Another one of you fucks!? [the context for this is that out of three groups of YouTubers that do Minecraft videos, I always seem to get attached to the ones with Creeper skins first so this was voi calling me out on my Creeper obsession lol]

Etho - Kakashi (Weeb 2.0) [Philza is obviously Weeb 1.0 lol]

False - Steampunk Scene Kid [Yeah she's got the vibes...]

Grian - Another Plain Man™ [they threw up their arms and was all "OFC! He did!" when I told them that Wilbur got inspired by Grian's skin when making his own]

Hypno - Solid Snake [Can't really argue that my dudes]

Impulse - Why are there so many Plain Men™?? [Yeah Impulse is kinda plain compared to a bunch of the others ngl]

Iskall - Duke Nukem [Honestly I have no words. Xey are correct.]

Jevin - Slime Boy :) [What it says on the tin my dudes]

Joe - Scene Phase Steve [I wanna apologize for voi but voi isn't wrong at all lol]

Keralis - Your face when you see your friend MURDER [I mean... Again... Not wrong...]

Mumbo - Geoff Ramsey??? [I used to draw FAHC Geoff in a suit with a curly moustache so they thought that was what Mumbo's skin is lol]

Ren - Vampire Steve [Not far off the mark if you like to subscribe to Werewolf Ren headcanon]

Scar - Clown Steve [........ No comment......]

Stress - Pastel Girl :) [appropriately menacing imo]

Tango - Edgelord™ [GOD HE REALLY IS THO!! THE DARK CLOTHES AND THE RED EYES? EDGY AF!!!]

TFC - If I see one more Plain Man™, I swear to God-! [Yeah it's kinda plain but that's our Minecraft Grandpa! We go easy on him!]

Wels - A nice Lad! [Knights are always welcome in our household!]

xB - GODDAMMIT [Arguably the plainest of the Plain Men™ after Grian, xB kinda had this coming tbh]

Xisuma - Doom Bee [Initially Master Bee until I pointed out that this was a Doom Guy skin not a Master Chief Skin. We agreed that Doom Bee has a better ring to it lol]

Zedaph - Superhero? [Xey joked about him being Wonder Woman until I told xem that his name is Wormman and xey were all "Ahhhh that explains the pink and the W..."]

#dream smp #dsmp #dsmp fandom #hermitblr #hermitcraft #me stuff

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baka-monarch · 3 years

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Absolutely love the new moth Tommy AU already (even if there isn't anything for it yet-)

Everyone is about to be shocked when a small moth hybrid suddenly breaks out of the cocoon. Wilbur thought it was a leaf. A fucking leaf. So seeing a small creature climb out of it, a small moth boy, he's more than a bit shocked. And Tommy wouldn't have been expecting to see a human as soon as he got out. And he can't fly yet, so he can't exactly get away. So the question would be how well exactly does this first meeting go? Who knows? Could go anywhere

(since I already answered what Wil and Tommy's first reactions to each other were- screaming- I'll answer what happens after that-)

Tommy is stuck in Wilbur's room as he eats what's left over from his cocoon (to get his streangth up) while Wilbur is figuring out how to build a bed for a moth- to which Tommy has many criticisms, he has to stay here for the night since he can't fly, he at least wants to be comfortable

First a nest was built- which was turned down because "I'm not a fucking bird"

Next a dolls bed- "I can't lay on my wings bitch"

He tried a hammock but... Tommy couldn't figure out how to get into it

And eventually both of them just gave up and delved into brotherly banter as they tried to annoy each other to death for the rest of the day (or at least until Phil called them for dinner)

Mcyt g/t list:

@nomynameisanon @trashpumped @lorie-the-little-ghost @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime @wilbur-simp @trouble-off-grid @the-misfits-system @lilsyxx

#ask #bitty i love you #mcyt g/t #mcytg/t #not a leaf au #tiny!tommy #moth!tommy #g/t wilbur

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baka-monarch · 3 years

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(pet au) angst time lmaooo (I'm so sorry)

when tommy finally notices the three humans standing there looking right at him, he mistakes their surprise as disgust and anger, they just heard him yell and swear, being loud, unlike the obedient pet he's supposed to be, and he's suddenly back to his pet shop mindset.

the thing is, when he was back at the shop with Tubbo, he would always try to protect Tubbo, shielding him away or trying to take his punishments for him etc, so instead of asking the humans not to hurt him, he's asking them not to hurt Tubbo and now the humans now have to reassure him and figure out who this "Tubbo" person is.

maybe they also hear him tell "Tubbo" that everything will be okay, not to worry, that they're "going to leave this place together", but obviously whoever he thinks he's talking to isn't there, and the humans get even more concerned the more they watch him, but they can't reach him in the moment because if they get too close he starts screaming and hyperventilating worse than he already was.

(aaAAAAAA)

Yes-

At first Tommy is muttering to himself about helping Tubbo, stuck in his own mind, reliving thousands of memories from when he would protect his friend

The humans are all confused by his sudden mumbling and blank look- he almost seems to see through them- but when they approach Tommy falls back and starts to hyperventilate and sometimes scream

Phil tells his boys to distract the tiny as he approached quietly from behind to be closer- he talks Tommy through some grounding exercises, slowly pulling the boy out of his disassociative state, but Tommy is so exaughsted afterward he passes out right there- Phil is quick to catch him in their hand

Mcyt g/t tag list:

@nomynameisanon @trashpumped @loriepoptale @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime @wilbur-simp @trouble-off-grid @the-misfits-system

#ask #pet au #mcyt g/t #mcytg/t #wilbur soot #sbi #sleepy boys inc #philza minecraft #technoblade #tommyinnit #tiny!tommy

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baka-monarch · 3 years

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Modern pet au (since it seems like Tumblr is eating my asks, this is prt 1) Technoblade is a Pit Bull, Philza and Wilbur are cats. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo get adopted and their probably either hamsters or gerbils (guinea pigs are too big). Wilbur didn't hesitate in trying to eat them but stopped when Tommy pulled out a whisker and Ranboo bit him. Tubbo is constantly exploring the house so they assumed that he was eaten. Philza isn't going to eat the kids but he does groom them.-👻

This sounds like actual animal and not hybrid so I'mma treat it as such-

They obviously need an owner if their pets, and I'm tempted to just say Dsmp Dream is a human that keeps adopting pets that are everyone on the smp-

Philza was a street cat that found an abandoned kitten on the streets while he was living on the street with a pit bull pup- so he raises the kitten and pit bull together until a human finds them and puts them into a shelter

They are eventually adopted

While living with their human at some point the human comes home with three Dwarf Mice- one that has a yellow creamy fur color, one with a brown fur color, and one with a black and white fur pattern- and names them Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo

Phil is quick to follow his human's lead and accept the mice as part of the house. Treating them like his own kids, grooming them, sleeping with them, and protecting them (yes, he does do the pick up with mouth thing but is very gentle-)

Techno might growl at them, but it's mainly to keep them away as he's scared of hurting them because they're so small (which is ironic since he flops on top of everyone else without hesitation as if he's a lap dog-) but other wise he'll let them ride on his back and doesn't stop them from climbing on whenever he's trying to sleep

Wilbur is the one the mice really have to worry about. Wilbur has taken it upon himself to constantly be hunting down Tommy- it is hilarious to watch because it's almost like a real life Tom and Jerry- it isn't until Tommy starts fighting back do things start to get far (pulling out the cat's whiskers in their sleep, shitting in their food bowl, jumping onto Wilbur's back while they're running around-) at first everyone is worried until Wilbur does catch Tommy and just starts grooming the mouse- actually considering then more like an annoying brother then food

And yeah I don't have alot for this apart from Dteam trying to help Dream take care of all these chaotic pets and utemetly failing-

Mcyt g/t tag list:

#ask #pet au #cat!wilbur #cat!philza #pitbull!techno #i love pitbulls-#mouse!tommy #mouse!tubbo #mouse!ranboo #👻 anon

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baka-monarch · 3 years

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I DECLARE THIS PLACE HAS BECOME TOO FLUFFY. MORE BORROWER BITS IS REQUIRED.

Well it isn't too angsty but-

What if Techno and Phil were old friends like they are in canon. In fact, what if...

Somehow, due to some sort of technical flaw, Techno SURVIVED becoming a Borrower Crisp, and was packaged in with the bag of uhm...friends. Then what if Phil, say, was to try his very first bag of Borrower Crisps (being an absolute boomer he just never saw a reason to try borrowers) and was disgusted when he saw they'd left a full on alive borrower child in there. He took care of the little guy for a bit, nursed him back to health and was EVENTUALLY convinced by Techno let him go, telling him he's welcome in Phil's house any time. Techno met Ranboo at some point during this period of being let go and brought him back to Phil's house, where they eventually decided to stay (maybe Phil had gotten over his clinginess and overprotective Dadza instincts. Maybe not. Purposefully keeping things vauge for more chances at juicy details-).

Ueuenakaodub-

I think Phil would be over his clinginess since Techno would probably go back and visit him at times (like during winter or when he has a shortage of supplies-) so Phil would be used to seeing the borrower come and go-

But at meeting Ranboo he gets a little protectivive, but Techno is there to keep him in check

Mcyt g/t tag list:

#ask #borrower bits au #mcyt g/t #mcytg/t #philza minecraft #technoblade #ranboo #tiny!techno #borrower!techno #tiny!ranboo #borrower!ranboo

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