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#so I'm gonna get a steward for the Falkreath house. go get some more housecarls to take care of my daughters
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#tag talk
#skyrim oc
#OH I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA FOR MY SHITHOLE SKYRIM CHARACTER
#so I'm gonna get a steward for the Falkreath house. go get some more housecarls to take care of my daughters
#AND THEN I'M GONNA MAKE HIM AM ABSENTEE FATHER.
#he's gonna be like “I have to leave my family while I join the dark brotherhood to make skyrim a better place through murder and war
#and the juicy thing is that the dark brotherhood sanctuary is literally in south Falkreath. like ten minutes away from home
#so he's gonna lurk in the woods sometimes being a pathetic sad noodle wishing he could see his girls again
#when literally he could if he weren't such an egotistical idealist.
#I like the idea of turning invisible and leaving money on the doorstep at night as a way of trying to make up for being gone
#you know that thing where people feel bad for not having a relationship with you so they just give you money and gifts instead? yeah.
#AND THEN HIS DARK BROTHERHOOD FOUND FAMILY IS GONNA DIE TOO. he's gonna be so fucking shattered
#but his pride won't let him come crawling back to his family now that they've spent two years without him. so he'll just be so alone
#maybe that's when I go back and join the thieves guild. because there's a new npc that changes your face with magic
#he'll be so distraught that he'll join any group that'll have him that he hasn't burned bridges with yet.
#this is going to be so fun omgggg
#I usually just pick all the silent options for dark brotherhood dialogue but this guy is a fucking suck up simp.
#he picks all the most agreeable options like he's networking at the office. he would probably be way too into Patric Bateman irl ngl
#he wouldn't do nfts but he would definitely do crypto and get maybe fucked by some stupid futures trading that went bad
#exactly the kind of man who would get picked up for Squid Game tbh
#no idea if he'll every get up the courage to become the dragonborn.
#I think maybe he'll just keep going on hopes that a dragon fucking kills him
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