In HBP during Snape's Worst Memory it's implied that James (and the rest of the Mauraders) have a habit of hexing Snape, as in its at least a semi regular event.

I wonder if Snape holds resentment towards McGonagall (and the other professors at the time) for not doing more. I wonder if that resentment impacts Snape's relations with them. Is Snape the odd one out in the staff room as he was in the student rooms? I mean, he's by far the youngest (especially when he started out), and he has the dark mark on his arm alienating him.

Do we ever see him hang out with any other profs? Dumbledore raising/grooming Snape to die for the greater good does not count

Who do you hate more, Peter or Snape

Hate is a strong word 😅 I think Peter is less forgivable because he had multiple chances of doing what was right and more than once he choose to betray his friends; even in the end, he died for his lingering guilt, not by a brave act. I have many critics about Snape's redemption arc, but he did everything he could to atone his guilt, which is one step above.

I swear y’all should have told me how good it feels to put a snater in their place, lowkey addicted rn. Very tiring tho it’s like talking to a brick wall.

Especially when THEY come into YOUR post and comment shit pulled out of their ass LMAOO

Fun Fact: Snaters are actually more obsessed with Snape than us Snovers, isn’t that interesting?

...it's amazing how many stati? statuses I can think of posting here on the topic of Snape or Newt Scamander while I am busy cleaning or otherwise working, mostly when at other people's home (I clean for a living). It's like my imagination kicks in whenever I touch the rag or the broom and have to count hours for my wage and all my Snape thoughts and Newt musings floqt to the surface and evolve rapidly into meta and headcanons and feelings needing to be shared...and I just can't write them down because that'd be wasting/stealing work time...a waste indeed, because once I finish work and arrive home, all of it evaporates into the wizarding ether and...well...another chance of entertaining my followers is gone. Magic indeed...

the headmasters impart wisdom

Sirius: "Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."

11 year old Severus: "You motherfucking, shit-stained, cunt-mouthed little prick. Your chin looks like a ballsack and your droopy eye looks like the hood of a clit."

11 year old Sirius (crying): "I'm rubber, you're glue--"

Imagine an eleven year old Harry Potter, fresh from the greenhouses and his first Herbology class, secretly covered in snakes under his robes. They’re just so nice, it can’t hurt to carry them around and keep them warm. They know their way around the school better than him, anyways.

Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.

“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”

Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.

“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”

Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.

“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”

“They’re my friends, professor.”

Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.

“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”

“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”

“You speak to snakes?”

“Always have, yeah.”

Snape realizes he is in no way paid enough to deal with this.

Why do white girls like black men so much

There's so many reasons...

Here's one:

androgynous summer snape but make them sleepy!!!

i was just making a fuss about this to my best friend recently, but i will never understand WHY terfy mcterferson made the context of snape's love for lily romantic

the whole damn book series is about the bonds, power and love in friendship (HELLO harry, ron and hermione), so not only is it a missed opportunity, it just doesn't make sense for it to be romance-based.

if you asked me to die for the child of a former love interest, i would be more likely to punt the kid into the sun. now, if you asked me to die for my best friend's child? i'll do it right now. test me.

Alan Rickman, David Thewlis, Gary Oldman and all those are iconic in their roles in Harry Potter, but I’ll always be a bit sad about that casting, because having that ‘Marauders era’ cast be age appropriate would’ve just been so much better for the story.

Sirius wasn’t this old man who spent 12 years in Azkaban, no he got locked up at 21. He spent almost third of his life in a cell. He wasn’t this wise father figure to Harry, he was a reckless thirty-something who never really got the chance to mature past 21.

Remus was an exhausted, bone deep tired man carrying both physical and mental scars from the suffering he went through. Because he’s a werewolf, because of the war, because he lost all of his friends. And he’s only 33 when first introduced.

And Snape. Snape wasn’t an old bitter man who just hated everyone and enjoyed being antagonistic. He was 31 in Harry’s first year. He began to work for Voldemort as a teen, and as a double agent at 20. He’s a thirty-something bitter man, who never got to really live or make real connections. From Harry’s perspective he’s scary and intimidating, but really he’s just kinda…sad and pathetic. And then especially that scene where Snape is begging Dumbledore to help save Lily, and promising anything in return. (Because apparently Dumbledore needs something in return…for saving people.) He’s twenty. Barely out of his teens. Rickman was good in that scene, but having someone who actually looks twenty, would better show how scared, young, guilty and just desperate he was. That might not put Dumbledore in such a good light, though.

And then, the characters I think would’ve been the most important to cast age appropriately. And most people probably already agree and know who I’m talking about. James and Lily. They were 21 when they died. When Harry sees them in the mirror of Erised, they’re 10 years older than him. That’s the age difference Ron has with Bill. In that scene I might understand somewhat them being in their thirties, because that’s what Harry wants. He wants his life with his parents, he wants to have been raised by them. Though, I don’t know if the mirror could know what they might’ve looked like in their thirties, since they didn’t live that long. But then, in the cemetery when Voldemort’s wand spits the last spells cast, we see Lily and James as they were. 21. They’re telling their son to hold on just a moment longer. And they are 7 years older than him. In Deathly Hallows, Harry sees Voldemort kill them. They’re not this happy couple who’s got to love each other for a long time, only to have that happiness torn from them, no they started at Hogwarts ten years ago. They’re 21, and they’ve barely tasted that happiness. At the end of the book Harry talks to his parents. They comfort him and promise to stay with him, as he goes to die. Harry’s seventeen. James and Lily are four years older than him.

It wouldn’t have felt as nice. Harry being comforted by someone who looks almost his age. But it wasn’t nice. It was pretty tragic. Casting people who look 21, would’ve really made it land on the audience. It was a tragedy. They were barely adults.

imagine severus begging u to sit on his face omggggg 🥵🤭

Hohohohohohohooooo boyyyyy

“YN, please, let me worship you,”

But you go to lay down to do it in the position you normally do it in and he just >:(

“No, YN… sit on my face… let me worship your cunt like the goddess you are,”

“But… what if I squish you? Or suffocate you?”

And his lips just curl into the most delicious smirk as he moves to lay down, beginning to tug you on top of him. “Then I will die a very happy man, my love,”

Send smutty thoughts about fictional men x

now that my sketchbook's finished and i got a new one i can just go ham on the drawings inside of it ^_^ heres some rough little snapes

a little headcanon of what I think is in Sevs bag!!!

Heavily inspired by:@lovesevrus on tiktok

snape celebration 2023 week 3 - “the spy”

occlumency, before meeting the dark lord.

James Potter saving Snape from the Prank is like: