#skrungle bungle
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To everyone outside of Asia and Nebraska , you are not safe
#sam and max#freelance police#freelance husbands#doodle#sketch#shitpost#they goin to the beach#lagomorph#rabbit#bunny#skrungle bungle#dog#my art#they’re fruity#you are not safe from the man#hc: both sam and max are trans🙂
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hey don’t cry. ten billion different alternate timelines within our reach, okay?
#THEY LOOK INSANE I KNOW THAT'S THE POINT#every time I am given an H.G. Wells character I inject them with SOMETHING. idk what it is but it's definitely there.#my fave little skrungle bungle dungle grungle grah.#I love steampunk extremists. shout out to jd steampunk extremists for real!! gotta be one of my favorite genders .#my art#juliette's draft#gothic lit au#the time machine#the time traveller
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I'm just trying to figure out the skrungle of my bungle rn
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skrungle bungle
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I keep drawing Dohn’s eyes like this accidentally (I might also on other characters, haven’t noticed/remember) but every time I do I just can’t bring myself to fix it. He looks so silly. Extremely bungle skrungle. You, young lad, are going straight to lineart no questions asked
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the hell is a riddle bird
OH MY GOD.
Riddlebird is the ship name of two characters from the batman franchise, Edward Nygma (aka the riddler) and Oswald Cobblepot/Kapelput (aka the penguin)
THEY ARE MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION AND THEY ARE MY SKRUNGLE BUNGLES AND I LOVE. THEM. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
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Pathetic beast, skrungled and bungled and wet. Poor little beastie, I feel such sympathy
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get real
THE BOYYYYY THE SKRUNGLE BUNGLE WUNGLE BABY BOY I LOVE HE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
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mr maxilla crunkled his skurnle and bobgled the burgle. skrungle the bungle which tunkled the jungle which fucked up everything in bundle. bonged the dongley nd juped the jungliy you never knew if he bunked the dunkaloo or if he was going to be bunking the bass. kinkkinkled kkock kkckkledkikked. bonging his chocks, his boogers, his teeth, his balls, his nose. bang bang bang bang bang on my door, my window, my bed. kink kinkkinkkinkkicked on the floor, against my wall. kink kinkkookkkookkookck. bang bang bangbangon’s bass.
He rolled over, pulling his blanket closer around him as his alarm clock went off at 4.30am on a Saturday morning. he never knew if everybody was gonna yurglay the splirgay or even quala the bujalialayo, i never seen a gojakoo like that before but holy fucking shit that gojakoo really gojaka jaka kooed. klik cak clap jop jap dap my maxilla did the urgleydoo before he bungleboo. lept down stairs woooeedejoo loppity hoppity koookoookooo. lipity lopity down down doen jippity koopity bow day bow! wow he really did trip on his fucjibg face ehat a losrr!!!!!jungle be goglekonever did do this bunglabode. on the first story woopitu jee goo! he was a robot all covered in sticky ass goo. hoopiya, jipokay, kungley doo, that person beside him really did skrunkle, he do! he doo doooooooohhhhhh!! wooedoo jee da loo, there was blood. he didnt see a skrunkle, he saw fucking blood. what the fuck. the blood was everywhere in the robots jaw oh god oh god oh fuck whatbthe hell why is the robot eating his employees . who would have done that? who would have done that and WHY was it him and why was it so much blood. where was his boss.
he threw his pillow across the room, screaming, “WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUUUCK IS HAPPENING,” he shiuted!!!!
the robot replied “maxilla wake up. wake up. you are stuck. this is text which repeated a bunch of fucking weird ass made up words. none of this happened.” it took minna a minute to comprehend the message before he realized what the fuck is he saying and how can he know all these dumbass fucking things. then he bloukined the jurgle and fucked all the gergalagurgle.
then he bloukined all the danggle, all the dangjigle, he bloukined them all and when the robot said something like, “what the fuck are you doing?” he screamed again “HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELPPEEEE,”
then he bloukined his whole life.
he was still there when the light came on. he felt more than heard a thud as the robot hit the ground, he thought he saw a blur pass through the room. nothing here happened. jurgrle la burgle, loopedy ka koo, i wouldnt read this, neither would you. but you did snywaysnabanaiai HELOEBSkjekkrllHPHEKEHLEkHJELoejkekkkekkekJEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEEKKKKKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKE
when he finally opened his eyes he saw himself staring back into them and his own reflection staring back. when he realized what had occurred, he bolted upright in bed with a cry.
he looked around frantically and his breath caught in his throat.
where was the robot?
was he still there?
if yes…
how could he just let that happen?
he looked towards the kitchen. there, on the counter, were two bowls of cereal each filled with milk and some sliced banana and pineapple pieces.
he breathed deeply trying to calm himself down. what the fuck just happened. what the fuck did you just read. THAT WAS THE BURGLE!! RNJOY THE BURGLE, CHERISH BURGLE, AND MOST OF ALL… BURJLE THE BURGLE. WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO READ.
maxilla sat there for what felt like hours and eventually decided to sit up, his head spinning from the events of the previous night and a strange, but familiar feeling crept onto his chest when he looked at the bowl of cereal and his hands started to shake uncontrollably.
this has got to be a sick joke. he thought to himself. he picked up his phone and clicked it on, there were about 20 unread notifications.
he checked his inbox, the last message was from the burgle man.
he quickly unlocked his phone and started typing, he deleted most of the messages before sending the one word text. “burgle”…
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and yet another one came…
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another message.
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it's been an hour.
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he couldn't stand it any longer, he sent the one word text once again.
“What the FUCK was that!? I woke up to find my phone vibrating at 4 am and I found a freaking dead dude gettin eatin~~~~!!!”
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“This isn't fucking funny”…
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“This is not happening”…
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the burgle man was coming after him. how could this happen.
he kept getting emails of the burgle man. why. why. why. why. why. WHY?
why??
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Why???
in the next morning…
it was quiet. there was no noise anywhere in the house. no birds singing, no buzzing bugs, no rustling leaves and nothing else.
not even the breeze blowing through the tree outside.
everything seemed completely still.
except his ears.
they kept ringing and ringing like crazy, they hurt his ears so bad, every time he tried to stop them it became harder and harder to stop himself from screaming out until they popped out from their sockets.
“I”
m gonna need some help”
“fuck yeah”
“yeah!”
he screamed.
he screamed and screamed and screamed till he ran out of breath.
he cried.
he cried for hours.
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the burgle man did.
-the burgle man 🔨📻🏵🔨📻🏵🔨📻🏵
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if u don’t think george was objectively the most talented beatle you’re delusional. and he was the only one writing lyrics about shit other than like mr. skrungle bungle goes to the market and “love”
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wunder bungle george of the gungle skrungle
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Mmmm yummy fab laundry detergent 😋😋
#sam and max#dumb shit#original comic#my art#bunny#he then proceeded to clean his chompers with dish soap and those metal sponge things#freelance husbands#loved my hand drawings in this tbh#sam#max#rabbit#lagomorph#doodle#skrungle bungle#sketch#octobers comics#i so bad want to taste detergent <33#its like night time rn and my posture is dying#like i got gamer hunch now💀#shitpost
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im gonna look like a traffic cone im pumped!
anyway how are you skrungle bungle berry? thoughts on ranboos dog? i think it resembles him somehow
WOOOO LET'S GO
i am v good ^_^ i think ranboo's dog looks exactly how i expected it to look. very small and scrimblo
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listen. listen.
not to me though.
skrungle. the bungle has been skrungled.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALMOST 50 FOLLOWERS I FORGOT TO POST THIS AWHILE AGO OOPS
Sorry I am not active on this account that much I got hyperfixated on som else, ill try to post more art :))
But seriously tysm for like 47 followers it means the world to the weird little meat suit that I am
-kris🎈
#sam and max#bunny#lagomorph#doodle#sketch#rabbit#my art#tumblr milestone#art#but like tysm omg thats so many followers :00#skrungle bungle
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AAAAA SRY BUT LIKE HONEYROASTEDNUTCASE IS SUCH A HUGE INSPIRATION FOR ME AND LIKE IF MY ART LOOKS LOOKS LIKE THEIRS ITS BC I JUST REALLY LOVE THEIR ART STYLE OKAY TY
-kris🎈
#skrungle bungle#im like gonna be posting alot bc its holidays so yeah#their art is just so *squish*#ive been sitting in the same position dor like 3 hours oops
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