« 'cause i read somewhere that hair disintegrates or something so i was thinking that maybe if they did, there would be no way to know unless you were there to see them yourself, and since you're old as all hell i thought you might've. but gee, never mind. soooooorry i asked. »

“in other words, you don't know the difference between 1 thousand years and 252 to 66 million years, is that it, brat? whatever they're teaching you at this school does nothing for your shit academics; your mother would be disappointed.”