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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank#he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated#but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING#drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern#po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog#ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both#also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited#anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a#long post#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#also!!! to all who celebrate#ramadan kareem/eid mubarak#<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good
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man spends day off his sport watching another sport
#thanks @suiheisen for the goods 🙏#he’s never beating the toddler allegations:#needs naps#temper tantrums on bench#sitting with his lil leggies up at a ball game with his childhood friend#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#pittsburgh pirates
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I was in downtown Toronto the other day and found this park with benches painted in the Trans flag so...
Here's the original image if anyone else wishes to draw their OC or favourite character on the Trans bench🏳️⚧️
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#grunke ford#trans rights#The trans bench of Toronto#gravity falls fandom#drawing challenge#draw your ocs#This whole place was so cool honestly#Downtown Toronto#Toronto#Trans#I mean lets be real Ford would sit on the Trans bench
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Benches
In most of the bench scenes, these two are on the far apart, sitting at the edges of the bench.
That’s why I adore this scene:
Crowley is almost to the edge, but Aziraphale’s invading Crowley’s personal space for once. Sooooo sweet ❤️
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#i love these two sitting on benches#actually i just love these two#my almost 30 year relationship with A + C continues#omg why is aziraphale so damn adorable#why do i care so much about fictional characters
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video game protagonist doing a daily task one step at a time even though it's ugly and hard and youre struggling but you make me believe that i can help myself. you are so dear to me
#they went outside to sit on a bench#disco elysium#harry du bois#omori#omori sunny#milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk#milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk#my art
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frustrated (02.08.24)
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#hockeyedit#hockey#nhl#sry lombo got the mike wazowski#I love watching dudes just sit on the bench boards and do kickies#normally I don't do text on gifs#but sometimes I feel like it#hockey stuff#my gifs
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No, but you don't understand, Technus is so fucking funny, and without even trying. Like, imagine telling somebody about his whole deal, it'd be a trainwreck lmao.
"So there's this ghost who can control all kinds of technology."
"Okay."
"He looks like an off brand cosplay of Nikola Tesla and can and will villain monologue you to death."
"Yeah, okay, continue."
"One of his plans of world domination was fully dependant on making his favourite enemies-to-lovers ship canon."
"I'm sorry, what."
The most outrageous thing, tho! The thing that drives me up the wall!! Is that his convoluted plans work like clockwork!!! If Sam wasn't an MVP that she is, then Technus' plan to take over the internet by playing a fucking videogame would have been successful. Combining Technus' technology and Skulker's mastery with weapons was a real pro gamer move, and they did almost beat Danny's ass in under 5 minutes. His plan to distract both Danny and Valerie by matchmaking them was stupid as fuck and yet it fucking worked!! How the fuck did it work.
His downfalls are literally 1) his arrogance, and 2) simple dumb bad luck. The reason why he and Skulker failed was because they both were pretentious fucks and were too prideful to cooperate with each other properly despite literally sharing a body. And if Danny and Valerie were a little less afraid of the other getting hurt, he'd have succeeded there, like, for real-real.
His failings more often than not are really just unlucky coincidencies. What a loser lmao.
#he kinda reminds me of nosy grannies that sit on a bench near you home and loudly judge all your life choices#literally hears a rumor and asks 'is somebody gonna get involved in this' and doesn't wait for an answer#ALSO THE IMPLICATIONS OF HIM BEING AN EXPERT IN ROMANCE LIKE??? WHY#do. do ghosts go to him for relationship advice. does he offer couples therapy#imagine going for romantic advice and hearing 'i know a guy who can help you in your troubles ;)'#and the guy in question is nikolai fucking technus#(he'd still offer a better advice than skulker or god forbid spectra so there's that i suppose)#technus#danny phantom
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she's so annoying😍😚💕😍💖💗🥰💞💓
#shes a nonstop singer which means shes also a nonstop chatter sorry i dont make the rules#txchainsawgame#tcm the game#texas chainsaw massacre the game#johnny slaughter#sissy slaughter#i didnt wanna draw a bench or whatever so they are sitting on an abstract shape in a liminal space just dont question it💀
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⚠️ cw: smut (⚤)
Jay tying you up with those little ribbon thingies he wears around his wrists sometimes.
Or better yet...
You tying Jay to your four poster bed with his own ribbons after forcing him to take off his muzzle and vigilante gear, strip down to only his red jock and thigh holsters, so you can grind against his dripping cock while he whines pitifully through his ball gag. A helpless damsel in distress at your mercy.
#what's this? a non ak jay post?!#also#are those things ribbons?#i dunno they look like ribbons#like he's a magical girl mid transformation#i can't stop thinking about the preview image#where he's sitting sullenly alone on a park bench#feeding pigeons while wearing his little red ribbons#smutty sands#jason todd#female reader#bottom jason todd#jason todd smut#red hood smut#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#jason todd x you#red hood x you#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine
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yeah sea i think we all know that........
#I NO LONGER HAVE WORDS#one of these days i need to make a compilation of sea sitting on jimmy's lap#he can be in a room with 17 chairs 13 stools 9 benches 5 couches 3 beds and a floor covered in pillows#but if jimmy is in there too sea's gonna point at him and be like 'it's free sitting place <3'#I HATE THEM BUT I LOVE THEM BUT I HATE THEM BUT I LOVE THEM#jimmy jitaraphol#sea tawinan#jimmysea#m: txt
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collab #2 with @xenole
i was given a chibi yakumo and i.. i...... turned it into thiS
#I AM SO SORRY I DREW YAKUMO AGAIN ADFSJEIADKS LOOK OK so xenole gives me the tiny crying yakumo.#says DO WHATEVER YOU WANT and THUS i get to thinking#my immediate thought was#i'm going to make oli breast boobily while comforting him#bc i was determined to draw xenole's fave this time. i swore it to myself. i WILL stop being so self indulgent#but the chibi on chibi comforting scene didn't sit right with me. it was too straightforward. not something i would draw normally#it was hhhh as u say.... not on brand.? it did not inspire me. idea benched....#so days pass and i'm still pondering ideas on what to do to the sad spaghetti.#configurations of clan members danced in my head. some defending yaku. some comforting. some bullying#the ideas usually involved at least oli or kuya bc once again. xenole bias#then while i'm in the shower i got frustrated with my lack of ideas and thought#i'll jujst eat.him. just. chew on him. i'm tired of him#AND THE IMAGE OF KUYA EATING YAKUMO FOR BREAKFAST POPPED INTO MY MIND#originally it was going to be kuya eating yakuflakes and oli giving him serious side eye but then the brain went#WHAT IF IT'S YAKUMO WATCHING KUYA EAT YAKUMO. THAT IS FUNNY. IT MUMST HAPPEEN#BUT I REFUSED at first. i was angry at myself. this is not a competition to see how you can STILL sHOVE YAKUMO into a drawing.#plus the composition would shrink xenole's chibi down! i would take over so much space by comparison! THE DISRESPECT! TO THE COLLAB PROCESS#but once i get fixated on smth...well. i ended up doing the idea and just praying xenole wouldnt eviscerate me for it#i'm sorry my liege. my grip on the reins was weak. the goofy clown horses went stampeding#so idk now it's the two of em having a peaceful breakfast in kuya's cabin but only kuya is at peace and yakumo's this close to a breakdown#i feel like there should be something in the space between them. a speech bubble or something . something mean is being said#kuya#yakumo#yakuya
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am i just blorbo brainpilled to hell or does zote technically haunt the narrative if you leave him to die because of the glaring 'neglect' achievement you earn and how the pale beings did the same things to ghost and the vessels and therefore ghost can never be the same once it consciously decides to do that
#what the fuck. i guess i cant really see them the same after that since it is framed to be quite callous#what other characters haunt the narrative. pk obviously#in a literal sense since his visage is everywhere and you can't even sit on a bench without paying him geo. he also traumatized ghost#who else..... im trying to see it from a thematic point of view. plot wise almost everyone from the past is haunting the story.#including the citizens#i also cant remember anything about this game my brain only likes the two loser bugs who aren't super plot relevant. post CANCELLED
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#guardian#镇魂 guardian#沈巍#even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderfully#even in English translation Priest’s descriptive writing is wonderful#zhu yilong#朱一龙#朱一龍#주일룡#my gifs#I got the English translation of the novel & man I love it#please stand by for the queue#if you’ve ever get the chance to see zhu yilong irl (like at an event or film festival) he matches this description too#he has a subtle beauty that cameras don’t do justice to#if anyone asks the drama ends with them sitting on a bench laughing the end nobody died
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soap and ghost work out together and the second they enter the gym, ghost knows his sergeant’s in a mood. he’s got a comment for everything; poking at ghost’s form and his entire routine, shamelessly checking him out in the mirrors and practically ignoring his own work out until he gets to the weight bench.
soap plops himself on ghost’s hips with a paper-thin excuse of playing his spotter and chats shit about how much he’s lifting for his entire set. “that the best you got?”, “thought you were here for a workout, lt.”, “careful, lookin’ a lil’ shaky there, sir,” until ghost finally sets the bar back on the rack and orders him to switch places.
soap settles under the bar, ghost sitting heavy and imposing on his hips as he looks down at him. he doesn’t look taunting or irritated, he’s blanker than ever and soap just smirks back and lifts the bar.
and fuck is it heavy, more than he ever lifts, but soap’s always put his money where his mouth is and he refuses to put it back up until he gets at least ten reps in. he’s pushing to hide the shake in his arms as the set crawls by, huffing out harsh breaths with every rep, face steadily turning red.
ghost doesn’t say a word, doesn’t even blink as he gets to seven, to eight, to nine-
until the final rep where he crosses his arms over the bar and holds it down.
soap’s eyes widen as he rushes to adjust to the new weight, hands almost slipping as he scrambles to find the new balance point. “christ, lt., what the fuck?” he grunts, the shake in his arms growing worse by the second.
“finish the set, sergeant,” ghost orders, expectant apathy in his voice as he leans heavier on the bar.
he locks his elbows as they attempt to buckle but he can’t move it any higher. “’m fuckin’ tryin’,” he grits out.
he just shakes his head. “i don’t want you to try,” he dismisses. “i want you to lift it.”
sweat pours down soap’s face, panting as he fights against the weight. “ghost-”
ghost stands, pushing down harder as he towers over the bar to get into soap’s face. “lift the fucking bar, sergeant,” he growls.
soap screams as he shoves against ghost’s weight with everything he has until the bar finally slips over the edges of the rack, the entire bench rocking with the force of it settling into place.
his arms flop uselessly back down, hanging either side of the bench completely numb as he pants, too breathless to think as his head spins and his cock throbs.
ghost just pats his reddened cheek as he slings his leg off him and heads over to the exercise bikes; not even sparing a glance at him as he throws out, “‘atta boy, johnny.”
#soaps silent for the rest of their work out#i call this piece if youre gonna be stupid you better be tough#this was inspired by some art i saw on twitter of them working out together and soap sitting on ghost as he bench presses and i just had to#the visual of ghost leaning on the bar completely in control while soaps just fucking dying after being a brat? 🥵#theyre not even together at this point#soaps just a menace and ghost finds him amusing enough to let him go until he decides to shut him down#very much a ‘know that i let you yap and i can make you stop any time i want’ situation#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghost cod#ghost mw2#soap cod#soap mw2#cod mwii#cod mw2#call of duty#we’re a team. ghost team#save post
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Bench-Finder
Ever since I adopted Flynn, he’s had a habit of “finding” & showing me benches he comes across. He will excitedly run to the bench & then hang around, watching keenly as I approach, making sure I notice what he’s showing me. Flynn seems quite disappointed if I ignore his find - he’ll hang back by the seat for a time & give me the same expression he might if I refused a request to play.
Over the years, Flynn has even taken to physically herding me towards certain favourite benches - like this one! If I seem like I am going to pass the bench without stopping, Flynn will drift into my path, then stop dead, standing right in front of my feet, body angled strategically so that, in order for me to step around Flynn, I also have to step towards the bench. He is... surprisingly good at pushing you in the way he wants you to go. He’ll do this to one or two of our close friends too.
While generally focused on benches, Flynn also has a remarkable memory for any random place I’ve stopped for a rest... If I once sat on a fallen tree trunk, or a stump, or a wall, or rock, then when we pass that way again - even many weeks later & even if it’s well off the path - Flynn will start trying to usher me that way again. “Here’s your seat, Madam!”
This insistence I regularly stop & sit makes me laugh because Flynn is definitely not doing it because he wants a rest... & I know he also finds me stopping for a break on walks terribly boring. I know this, because generally within a few seconds of me complying & sitting down (& getting observed by the dog!), Flynn decides, “Right. Job done. The human is rested, time to move” & starts hopping about, doing his “Get up, get up, get up!” dance. If that doesn’t work, he’ll try to get me onto my feet & down the path, using his ball as a lure, but that’s another story.
I’d assume Flynn insists I sit (briefly!) because *sometimes* he gets a treat when we stop at a bench but he gets treats regularly while we walk - & I play with him throughout too... So when & why did The Human Must Sit On The Bench become a rule, in Flynn’s collie mind?
He’s a weird little dog.
A weird & manipulative little dog. I think I’ve been trained & I’m not certain what for!!
#life with border collies is never dull!#you train them... they train you#I've been taught to sit on benches#why?#I didn't use benches regularly before Flynn came to me#now I do#Flynn#border collie#dog#bench#woods#spring
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