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adharastarlight · 2 years
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Remus: if you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
James 'Simping Over Regulus' Potter: I don't know
Peter 'Aroace King' Pettigrew: me neither
Sirius 'Falling In Love With My Best Friend' Black: Remus
Remus: what???
Sirius: ...I don't know
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robynlilyblack · 2 years
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Forever and after
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James Potter x fem! reader
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Summary: Y/n overhears James' confessing he wants kids one day to Sirius and Remus and freaks out a little
Warnings: swearing, mentions of eating, periods and sex, fears of pregnacy, pain and giving birth, James being the best boyfriend, established relationship, hurt/comfort, quick proofread
A/n: 1.5k words, in all honesty I have the same fears as the reader here, thank you for the request, I hope you like it x
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You were a bundle of comfort, the height of cosiness with your fluffy blanket around your shoulders, covers up to your waist, book in hand with a little bowl of goodies in an arm’s reach. James was in the living room with Sirius and Remus, playing some muggle game Marlene let them borrow…although it was more like stole along with her console in order to beat her high scores
“Fuck you, you utter wanker! Why’d ya do that? I had it!” you giggle at Sirius’ exclamation, even harder as he says he’ll be filing for divorce when you assume Remus takes the control and must beat score 
Your hand dipped into the bowl, feeling around for a few seconds before you lower your book and find yourself pouting at the empty bowl. Slipping in your bookmark you wait a moment, deciding if more snacks was worth the coldness of leaving your snug little fort…and when your stomach squeaks you have your answer
Flicking off the cover and blanket you grabbed the bowl and slipped on some big fluffy socks to protect your feet from the icy cold tiles of your kitchen. Walking through you tried to stay quiet, not wanting to disturb James’ games or risk ruining one of their runs
“Guys keep it down will ya” you hear James say as you reach the kitchen “My girls either reading or trying to sleep” your heart flutters, smiling like an idiot as you grab some more snacks
“Simp” Sirius teases
“Fuck off you’re one too Mr Puppy” your boyfriend counters and you stifle a giggle
“He’s right” Remus chips in, the controllers stick still flicking away
“Who’s right?” they both wonder
“Both” he says casually before you hear the control drop and Remus grumble a ‘hey’
“You guys want to try the other game before you leave?” James says standing up and clicking open the disc box
“Yeah sounds good”
“Will y/n mind us staying? I feel bad that's she’s just in your room alone” Remus says and you smile, remember just how sweet James’ friends were
“No she’ll be okay with it. I’m pretty sure she’s having the time of her life, she looked so cute and cosy when I brought her snacks earlier, completely in love with that book of hers” he says a little dreamy and you shamelessly delay your journey back to your bedroom
“And your completely in love with her” you can almost feel Sirius’ eyebrows wiggling
“I am” your heart bursts “She’s the one, I just know it” and just before you felt like your heart couldn’t explode anymore he adds “Imma marry her and…I might even have a ring in mind” he says last but tentatively
“Siriusly?” Remus asks
“He is and I am” you wished you could shake your head at the pun but you could only hold your squeal and hug the bowl to your chest
It was at that moment you also decided to leave, not wishing to know his full proposal plans so you can still be surprised when you heard a question that made you stop just before closing the bedroom door
“So, can we predict little Prongs and Y/n’s running around in the near future?” 
The length of time felt endless as you waited for his answer, but when it came you wished it hadn’t
“I hope so”
You gently closed the door, sliding down it and placing the bowl to the side, closing your eyes as you tried your best not to cry but fail miserably. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to be a mum, you liked the idea of having kids but it was the idea of being pregnant and giving birth terrified you. The toll it would take on the body, the changes that took place, both temporary and permanent, the pain that came with it and lasted long after
You just didn’t think you could bear it, and now you were scared James would leave you, which was, really, a ridiculous notion, but your rational brain had long left the building now
After wiping the tears best you could, you climbed back into bed and shut off the lamp. You weren’t able to fall sleep but you managed to hold back the tears despite the sinking feeling in your gut. Short time later you heard Remus and Sirius leave, quickly followed by James coming into the bedroom, actions becoming much quieter when he realised you were ‘asleep’
He potters about, getting ready for bed and changing into pyjamas before you feel the dip in the bed and the covers lifting.
A warm arm wraps around your waist “Are you asleep?” he whispers, checking
When you don’t say anything, his arm just pulls you a little closer, head coming over to kiss your cheek when he must feel it. The stickiness from your tears and he gently turn your face towards him, thumb running over your cheek
“Love” he tries, kissing your forehead once more so you scrunch your nose and eyes and pretend to wake up “Hi” he gifts you a smile and another kiss but to the nose this time
“Hi” your voice a little hoarse and his eyebrows crunch 
“Sad part in your book?” he asks so concerned and innocently you can’t help but begin crying again “Aww baby” he pulls you into his arms, letting you cry into his chest
“I’m so sorry Jamie” your murmur between the sniffles
His hand comes up to cup the back of your head “Want me to beat the authors arse? Even if their dead I’ll find their ghost you’ll be surprised how many of them are wizards” he assures but instead of a giggle he’s greeted with more crying and you holding him tighter
Now he knew something was wrong
“Y/n” he gently coaxes your head back so he can see your face, wincing at your shining cheeks and eyes “What happened?” he asks softly
“I…” you close your eyes, feeling two tears to fall down, one trailing the bridge of your nose 
“Take your time” he brings your hand up and kisses your palm “We have all night” and when you open your eyes he’s smiling
“I overheard you talking earlier” you confess and his smile falters, what you can only describe as fear and disappointment entering his eyes 
“What did you hear?” he wonders, to which your heart breaks as he tries his best to smile
“That you wanted to marry me and have your…kids” you say and his eyes close, grip a little tighter
“I know we’re young” he starts “I can wait as long as you want whenever you’re…ready” then his face looks pained “...that's if you want to of course” his fingers play with yours, clearly terrified of rejection and it destroys you
“I want to” you say without thinking, you did want to marry him, and to an extent maybe even raise kids if you could ever get past it but as he said you were young, you didn’t know if you even wanted them.
His eyes go back to you, a breath releasing as his shoulders relax “You do?” he cups your face, lights lighting fiercely when you nod in his oh so light grasp “Thank merlin” he pulls you in, cheek squished against his own “Sorry” he lets you go when you whine a little at being held to intensely
“No, I am” you’re sniffling again now and he looks so confused “Jamie it was the second part that freaked me out” you admit timidly
“Having kids?” you nod, looking almost ashamed “That's okay” he says shocking you
“It is? You aren’t mad?” 
“Never” he says firmly, shaking his head “Love I’d be honoured if you wanted to have kids with me but you don’t want them that's okay too. I just want you. Forever preferably but realistically as long as you can put up with me” he says simply and you melt into his arms
Your leg comes around him, hugging him so much he falls onto his back, chuckling a little bit as you cling onto him like some kind of kola 
“Hi” he smiles down at you when you move to rest your chin on his chest
“Hi” you smile back 
“Can I ask one thing?” his thumb flicks over your cheek
You nod
“Is there a specific reason or do you not fancy them?” he asks softly, that smile still on his face
“It’s not that I don’t want them” his eyebrow raises “I’m more put off by the making of it” you confess earning a quizzical look
“Love I think you’ll find you enjoy that part quite a lot” he can’t help himself, not when you bury your face into his chest and he can feel the heat radiating off those pretty cheeks
“Jamie” you whine into his chest
“What?” he plays dumb, mostly so he can cheer you up a bit “Thought you liked being all fill-” you cut him off, hand slapping over his mouth before retreating 
“Sorry” you apologise in case your hurt him and he can’t help but peck your lips while chuckling
“You’re so cute ya know” he pecks them again, revealing in your bashful look before saying “Jokes aside. Are you saying it’s pregnant that’s scaring you?”
“And birth” you add
“Course” face softening as he nods “I can’t imagine how scary it would be for you, I mean I get worried when you’re cramps are bad, I’d probably drive you nuts if you actually were pregnant” that makes you giggle causing him to smile so brightly before he presses a lingering kiss to your forehead “You know we can always adopt if you want? Or there’s surrogacy if we want one that looks like us…well you I’d want them to look just like…” he suggests and you get a little overwhelmed just not in the way he mistakes it for “Aww love I’m sorry it was just a suggestion you don’t…” he backtracks seeing the tears
“No” you gently cut him off, wiping the tears before you explain “Its not that, they’re happy tears”
He sighs in relief “Thank merlin I never want to be the reason you cry” he holds your closer “Please know though if you decide that isn’t not just pregnancy and you don’t want them at all you won’t lose me, I meant when I said forever”
“Thank you” you smile, heart thankful you found someone so loving, tomorrow you would expand on your fears and he would listen never pushing, but for now all you said is “I love you Jamie” before resting your cheek on his chest
“Love you more” he kisses the top of your head
“Forever?”
“And after”
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cressthebest · 1 month
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Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt2.
chapter 4:
1. ….. they are going to stay in. a. MANSION???? HOLY SHIT. SHUT UP.
2. no relationships? and no sex? regulus has no idea what he just forbade. like?? babes, everyone is pairing off, you included.
3. remus’s journaling about books habit instead of writing in the margins. it’s so him <333333
4. james taking off his shirt and regulus trying very hard not to look at james’ chest 😳
5. james nearly collapsing beneath regulus’ touch is SIMP BEHAVIOR
6. date????? it’s a date??? tomorrow? with reg?
7. CHAPTER NOTES SAY SIRIUS COMES NEXT CHAPTER. AND HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING! HES MY GENDER ENVY, AND WOLFSTAR *IS* A NECESSITY.
chapter 5:
1. the chapter summary only says: [Enter: Sirius Black]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2. wait. is wolfstar going to end up being starcrossed lovers of detective x thief. wait. wait. wait. hold up jsut a minute.
3. THE BLACKS WERE A FAMILY OF THIEVES. HOLY SHIT. AND SIRIUS ESCAPED??? I’m literally so intrigued.
4. remus and sirius love at first sight, lovers in every universe, fated to a tragic end. my dears, i hope it works out for you this time.
5. GOD DAMN. MAKING OUT IN AN ART MUSEUM?? wolfstar apparently needs to make up for lost time in this universe. god damn.
6. peter being treated as valuable and important and a good character <3333
chapter 6:
1. regulus is well aware this is a date with james, whether either outright specified it or not. james having a special outfit for reg is so james 😭😭😭. and regulus well aware that james is trying to flirt with him and likes it.. AHH
2. their favorite holidays reflecting the other person!!! i’m sobbing!! james liking winter and regulus liking summer, jsut proves how their attraction to each other started <33333
3. side note, regulus is a capricorn and i have been blessed with this knowledge. because i am a capricorn too. i think regulus is a january capricorn like me. he gives that vibe.
4. OH THIS SCENE. the scene with THE art heist baby painting, the one with the boat! OH!
james will steal it for him 😭😭😭
what a fucking idiot, i love him
james is willing to follow regulus anywhere oh my god. hold up. i think i need a moment. hold up.
this is the exact moment reg fell head over heels in love. he already liked james, but this moment sealed his fate.
5. regulus and james both want it to be a date but they literally can’t. why are they making this painful for themselves. just call it a date. THE PINING
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hihimissamericanbi · 3 months
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wolfstar, make your fuck boy jealous at the club CLEARLY!!
❤️❤️❤️😈
hello cutie with a booty (making wild assumptions over here but i do think you said once you are a small shirt big pants girlie which i interpret to mean cute butt but ALL BUTTS ARE CUTE ANY WAY MOVING ON)
This got out of hand, so i put it all under the cut
oh these stupid idiots. so many ways to go with these fools. I'm going to play against type and say SIRIUS is the one being a stubborn jackass fuckboi (i mean they both are) but sirius, babe, you get your head stuck up your ass a littttle too far and think Moony is such a simp for you, you are the best he's ever gonna get, you're sirius motherfucking black. Your insecure attachment style (thanks walburga) means you take Remus' devotion for granted, assume he will always be there to pick up your pieces and fuck you to sleep when you're sad and lonely.
Well.
Remus is tired of being strung along by Sirius Black, and he knows they love each other and need to just be together already, but he CANT GET THROUGH that thick stubborn head of Black's, so that weekend at the club, Remus simply says "yes" when someone hits on him.
That's it.
Sirius has NO IDEA how many offers Remus turns down on the regular, because yes he is sad and pathetic and wet and utterly devoted to Sirius and whatever Sirius will give him, but he is also tall and sweet and has big hands and Sirius is not the only person in existence to notice that. Well, maybe it's time to put the fear of Godric in Sirius and show him that Remus is not all his. Other people want him. Other people *tempt* him.
But watching some fucking other person with their hands all over moony and moony PUTTING HIS HANDS ON THEM back....
watching them kiss Moony's neck while moony looks directly at sirius, who is jaw-dropped and fuming by the bar.
holding that eye contact as Remus grips the rando's ass and grinds against them harder, feels them up, everywhere.
puts his tongue in their mouth
his hands up their shirt
leads them off the dance floor and to a shadowy corner, where Sirius watches Remus pin them against a wall, hike a thigh up with one of his gigantic hands and wrap it around his waist. shove his leg in between theirs, grind up, slide a hand down the front of their pants...
Without so much as a glance back at Sirius.
The resulting sex is rabid at first with Sirius trying to ride Remus into the ground but Remus is like no. that's not how this is going to go. You've treated me like shit and by gods padfoot i love you but you need to learn some goddamn human decency. get the fuck on your back. spread your legs. shut your filthy fucking mouth until i tell you you can open it.
Good. now open up, take this cock. All the way down, good boy.
Now. Show me how sorry you are.
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aithusarosekiller · 2 years
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I am always interested in anything you wnat to say
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Nice nice
It is an decently long list but you brought this onto yourself
1) Sickfic au set in hogwarts where James is ill and they all restrict him to the Slytherin downs and put an impossible amount of energy into making him feel better. He ends up surrounded by food, covered in blankets and being read books all day. By the evening, everyone in the castle thinks he’s missing bc nobody can find him (Barty hid the map lmao) but it’s okay bc James has three boys curled up on top of him. Luckily for them, it wasn’t contagious.
2) Muggle au with Barty being a good dad and James melting on the spot at the sight of it. Regulus and Evan watch James simp and find it absolutely adorable.
3) James being terrified at the thought of asking the three of them if he can have another bf, them all being rly supportive and excited to meet James’ little crush and then finding out it’s Peter sexy-mf Pettigrew and hyping him tf up about it because Pete is a hell of a catch
4) Reggie is a singer, James, Barty, and Evan all go to see him live and fall in love on the spot. They later end up meeting him a few months later, at a hotel, where the bookings got messed up so they have to share a room. They spend the night with reg, getting to know each other. The rooms are fixed up the next morning and they don’t see each other again. Reg’s next song comes out a year later, which has some odd similarities to the conversations they had and their appearances. In an interview, he dedicates the song to ‘the idiots in room 347’.
5) James is terrified at the thought of having three soulmates, until he meets them. They help him overcome his fear and they all love each other more than life itself.
6) Evan and Regulus are princes from rival kingdoms, ordered to come to a decision about the future of the relationship between their kingdoms. James and Barty are their respective favourite knights, who are with them every waking second. Evan and James are already in love, as are Reg and Barty. But it changes when they all meet each other. It’s forbidden, complicated, and messy but it’s cute anyway.
7) James is an Angel, the other three are demons, and there’s nothing demons do better than tempting.
8) Sirius introduces James to his brother and his brother’s boyfriends, James can’t forget about them no matter how hard he tries.
9) Childhood friendship group to lovers but they’re all fucking idiots and don’t get together until they’re all 30 because they didn’t notice the songs for two and a half decades.
10) Barty and James are both 37 years old and started dating after their respective divorces, but, despite still technically being young, they’re nowhere near as lively as they used to be. Evan and Regulus are baristas in their early 20s and won’t give up until they get the attention of the two sad men who come in every Thursday.
11) They all meet at a trans support group.
12) James goes to meet the new neighbours. He goes in for a cup of tea and leaves with the sneaking suspicion that they are vampires, along with a deep fascination for them. They agree to meet the next week as they enjoy each other’s company. They meet every week for a few months and James becomes more obsessed every time. He finds out the truth, gets bitten, and they live their best immortal polyam husbands lives.
13) literally any band au
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childotkw · 2 years
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1. I love them all.
2. Consuming Shadows(38!); you belong to me (i belong to you) (15!) The Lone Wolf Dies (But The Pack Survives) (2!)
3. Difficult... Adrian Evans? I think I'd like to marry him.
4. Adrian/Tom. But I'm also intrigued by Regulus/Tom.
11. all your secrets (all my lies). I'm dying-.
I just want to say thank u for continuing to delight me and so many others with your work! 💌💌💌
Ask list 1. My favorite fic of yours 2. My favorite chapter in my favourite fic of yours 3. The best character you've written for 4. The best ship you've written for 11. Something I wish / hope you write
Aww thank you - that's really sweet! I'm glad you've liked all of them! I'd absolutely love to marry Hadrian too, so you're definitely not alone there 😉
For the CS chapter, I was thinking as I looked it up "it's either the high!Hadrian one or the one Hadrian's marked in" - and I grinned the second I saw. That's a good one!
I'm interested that chapter 15 is your favourite for ybtm though! Was it the confrontation between Harry and Simon? The Hogsmeade attack? Riddle simping over Harry's moves? Or something else 😂 My favourite is 16 but that's just because everyone lost their minds with the time travel reveal.
And chapter 2 of TLWD is my current favourite as well! I feel bad for Regulus but at the same time I like making him suffer, ya know? His scene with Walburga was so interesting to write!
The relationship between Hadrian and Riddle has been so fun to write as well. I was reading one of the earlier chapters last week and had a moment of like "wow these two idiots have come such a long way!" The ~growth~ is delicious hahaha
Regulus/Tom is lowkey an obsession of mine as well now. I love my future plans for them in TLWD - and knowing me there will be some spicy tension between them in ays(aml) as well. I just can't help myself 😂 I'll also definitely be writing ays(aml) as well, don't you worry darling.
I had this idea for an interaction between Regulus, Sirius and James the other day, so have a treat:
"What are you planning?" James demanded, his patience finally snapping. Sirius cast him a look, caution winding through his shoulders - though who he would defend if this devolved further was still a question.
Regulus met James' stare but seemed to peer right through him. "Usually?" he asked snidely. "Murder and mayhem. Right now, though?"
His upper lip lifted, the beginnings of a sneer unfurling. "Right now I'm planning how to get you slapped with disciplinary action for being an irritant."
Regulus smiled meanly, but there was something distant about it. Sirius frowned, and actually looked at his brother for what felt like the first time in months.
He was pale, an almost sickly sheen to his skin at odds with the soft flush on the arches of his cheeks. His eyes were glazed and his breathing was controlled in a purposefully unobtrusive manner, as if he were counting each inhalation, reminding himself why it was important. His hands were rock-steady - but the tips of his fingers twitched ever so lightly.
Regulus looked ill.
Sirius' gut squirmed. Their parents had been sick, hadn't they?
Thank you for sharing, my dear. This was a delight to read! And thank you for reading my stuff and being so supportive 💕💕
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I like the idea that Remus and Regulus had always gotten along. They just understood each other. They vibed. They were chill, and Remus was the only Marauder who was normal about Jegulus.
Then the Prank rolls around and suddenly there are no 'Marauders' anymore. James pulls a dumb bitch move and, in the most out of character thing he's ever done, chooses Sirius. Oh sure, he's LIVID with Sirius, but he chooses Padfoot anyways.
Peter, despite being a simp for James, sides with Remus, because he sides with the person who can protect him, and he was introduced to the Marauders by Remus beating the everloving shit out of a bully who was picking on Peter and he is now slightly scared of the werewolf.
So Remus and Peter are alone, and even the TEACHERS are beginning to feud over the whole situation. Minnie and Pomfrey love Remus like their own child, and Sprout is 110% willing to join that group, even though she has no idea what's going on, and don't even get me started on Newt Scamander (CoMC Teacher at the time)
Around this time, the Slytherin group was starting to get tired of Snape being an asshole and an idiot, so he kinda got booted, because god knows Reggie knows Remus is a werewolf and he does NOT tolerate people trying out out his friends, be that saying that Lucius is gay as the sky is blue (It's pretty obvious but still) or saying that Barty is intersex, he won't put up with it.
Keep in mind, at this time, Remus is absolutely DROWNING in guilt and self loathing. Like, for Peter, every day is a 24 hour attempt to talk him down from the roof.
So instead of siding with Snape, Regulus replaces him with Remus. At first, everyone is kinda iffy on this, the Marauders don't exactly get along with them, but they kinda grow to 'tolerate' it. (Read: They like it and they love him)
Like, all these pureblooded reluctant Death Eaters, and a gay werewolf. It makes no sense, but it happened. Flash forwards to the beginning of year seven, Euphemia Potter takes James and Sirius to Platform 9 3/4. Remus hasn't spoken to either of them for months, to the point where they were slightly concerned.
Sirius feels bad, James feels bad, Remus wants to not exist anymore in a violent way, and Peter just wants everyone to get along. Euphemia is confused as to why Remus is just towering over against a wall instead of coming to say hi to the other Marauders, weren't they super close? Of course, she has no idea what happened, because James won't tell her The Secret.
Effie: Why is Remus standing alone?
James: It's a long story.
Effie: You and Sirius should go say hello, at least!
James: I don't wish to die today, mum.
Effie: He's your friend, and he clearly needs to talk to someone. Go check on him.
James: Mum, I promise, he does not want us to talk to him.
Effie: Then I will. *Walks away*
So Effie talks to Remus and gets more of the story. Not all, but more. She now understands the basic plot. Sirius fucked up bad, Snape also fucked up bad, James made a bad choice but it isn't his fault, Snape and Remus got hurt. Badly.
And it is at this point, when Sirius and James (Who now is targeting Lucius because Snape has blackmail) are both looking at Remus, that Regulus appears. He arrives alone, as per usual, and the first thing he does is rush over to Remus. Sirius goes completely slackjawed and has the goddamn audacity to be offended that Remus moved on so fast, despite the fact that he did not and is actually barely coping enough to talk or even just eat on a semi-regular basis.
Quickly, Remus and Regulus are joined by Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier and Lucius.
And the only thing Sirius and James hear over the chaos of the station as the group passes them is "So Lucy..." Trailing off as they walk away. And Remus said it. Remus is close enough to these people to call Lucius 'I hate everyone and everything other than my hair' Malfoy by Lucy.
I don't know, I just like the idea of the Slytherins adopting Remus after The Prank.
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dracossweetprincess · 3 years
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drunk slow dancing | s.b
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preview: drunk slow dancing with sirius at midnight
warnings: established relationship (married), post!hogwarts, mentions of alcohol and being drunk, sirius being soft and giggly, overall fluff
you giggled as you stumbled into your bedroom, both drunk and in love after a night out with your friends. you both took off your shoes, leaving them next to the clothing rack on the floor. you lied on the bed, arms behind your head and closed your eyes, too tired to get into pijamas, waiting for sirius to join you.
you slowly groaned and opened your eyes as you started to hear soft romantic music in the background, being so abruptly interrupted from your rest as sirius pulled you up by the waist in one swift motion. “will you give me the honours, pretty lady?” he asked smirking, extending his hand over for you to take. you couldn’t help but notice the wedding ring he had on, making you smile to yourself.
“but of course.” you replied in a jokingly posh way, letting him spin you around. he’d turned the antique vinyl you had in your room for decoration on, playing one of the songs he used to play for you back at hogwarts when he was in a band with the marauders. you slow danced softly around the room, your hips swinging side to side as you pressed endless kisses against each other’s lips.
“i love you.”
“i love you.”
“i love you.”
was what he whispered between each kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck tightly, you replied “i love you more.” he shook his head, making your noises bump against each other. “ow.” he murmured and pouted. “nuh-uh i love you more and that is not open for discussion.” knowing you’d lose, you decided not to fight back and just shut him up with another kiss.
“you’re stunning, babe. my perfect pretty girl.” you rested your head on his chest, slow dancing towards the kitchen where you sat on the counter, sirius grabbing some chocolate chip ice cream from the freezer and settling himself between your legs to feed you. “i can feed myself, idiot.”
“shut it, let me feed my wife.”
a/n: if you enjoyed this fic, please reblog (if you’d like <3) it helps so much, ty and ily <33
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nah-she-didnt · 3 years
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Betrayal
Not another one shot about how James is simp nation!!!! 
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James was on cloud nine. 
He felt taller than usual, strutting beside Lily as they finished their first round together as Head Boy and Girl. It was Lily’s turn to set the schedule, and to his surprise she had paired them together not once but twice this week. 
When he had asked why she paired them together twice she played it off as a strategic decision. “I want to set an example. I want all those Death-Eaters-in-training to know that we’re not taking any of their shit this year.” He’d nodded solemnly, trying to keep his face straight. He couldn’t help but hope that she just wanted to spend time with him. 
“Alright, let’s check the dungeons one more time, then I think we’re good for the night,” Lily said with conviction. James agreed. He wasn’t about to argue with her, spending time together under any circumstances, even in the depressing dungeons, was his best case scenario. 
“You’re quiet tonight,” Lily said, narrowing her eyes at him, “unusually quiet. Most days I can’t get you to shut up for five minutes.” 
James laughed. “Ah, Evans,” he placed a hand against his heart as if wounded, “you disappoint me! I’m really a very mature, principled man. You’ll realize that if you keep putting us together for rounds.” 
“Hmm” she hummed, “you’re right. Only a mature, principled man could have come up with the brilliant plan to sneak garroting gas to the entire Slytherin quidditch team last week.” 
James’ mouth fell open. “How did you know it was me?”
Lily grinned in his direction. “You just told me, idiot,” but she said the word with more affection than she had in the past. It made his heart skip a beat. 
“Well, you can’t blame me, can you? Talk about Death-Eaters-in-training.” 
Lily was silent for a moment. “No, I suppose I can’t blame you.” 
James stopped in his tracks. “Excuse me?” he said in a sing song voice, dramatically lifting his hand to cup his ear as if to enhance his hearing, “do my ears deceive me? Did you just condone rule breaking, Ms. Head Girl?” 
“Oh, pipe down,” Lily laughed, “like you said, they deserved it. And to tell you the truth you’ve impressed me tonight. You were on time, completely took the reins with those fourth years who were out of bed by the Astronomy Tower, and I didn’t have to say a word when we caught Benjy and Amelia snogging in that broom cupboard.” 
James felt his chest puff out in pride. “Blimey, I think that’s the biggest compliment you’ve ever given me.” 
Lily kept her gaze straight ahead as they approached the stairs. “Don’t push your luck, Potter. The shift’s not over.” Still, he couldn’t help but feel as if he were walking on air as they descended into the damp dungeons. 
They patrolled the first dungeon corridor for a few minutes, and when they felt satisfied that the coast was clear they moved toward the Slytherin common room. A disgusting scent filled their nostrils as they approached the dormitory. As they turned the corner James heard whispered voices and felt his heart sink. 
“Hand me that bucket, will you, Pete?”
“Get it yourself! It’s closer to you anyway.” 
“Quit being a brat, this is a team effort!”
“Oh no it’s not, I’m not putting my name on such a juvenile prank.” 
“Come on, Moony! This is brilliant! I saw it on a muggle tellyfission show once.” 
“Yes, but-” 
“Excuse me,” said Lily loudly. All three boys jumped and whirled around. Peter held a bucket full of what smelled like stink sap. Sirius had his wand raised and pointed towards the top of the door frame. Remus raised his hands in front of him as if to say he had nothing to do with the scene before them. 
“Really? You really had to choose tonight, when James and I were on duty, to prank the Slytherins?” 
Sirius recovered quickly, stowing his wand inside his robes. “Ah, Evans,” he said jovially, “you don’t seriously think we’d prank our dear friends in Slytherin, do you? Why, I just couldn’t live with myself if you thought I was the type to do such a thing.” 
“Then why is Pete holding a bucket of stink sap?”
“Because we were were cleaning up a spill!” Remus interjected, pushing Sirius out of the way, “some careless student must have dropped it right in front of the common room, and we decided to clean it for them.” 
Lily crossed her arms, but said nothing. Finally she stepped back and looked expectantly at James. “Well?” 
James stared at her. “Well what?”
Lily gestured to the guilty party. “You’ve been on a disciplinary roll tonight. Don’t let me get in your way. You’re Head Boy, they are rule breakers, do your worst.”
James laughed uneasily. “No, you aren’t serious-” 
“Dead serious! Come on, let’s see what you’ve got.” Lily looked stern, but a smile crept at the corners of her mouth. It was incredibly attractive. 
Sirius stepped forward, moving to throw an arm around James’ shoulders. “Silly Evans, James is one of us. He would never-” 
“Ten points from Gryffindor!” James blurted out before he could stop himself. 
Peter gasped. Remus let out a loud chuckle, then slapped a hand to his mouth to hide his glee. 
Sirius gaped at him. “Traitor!” 
“Is that all?” Lily smirked, “They could have covered some poor first year in stink sap by mistake, and all they get is 30 points off Gryffindor?” 
James rounded on his friends again. “And a night of detention!” 
“I called you brother!” Sirius shrieked, clutching at his heart at this betrayal. Remus’ shoulders shook with laughter in the background. 
“Excellent job. You really are more mature than I thought.” Lily, satisfied, gave the boys one last smug look. “Well gentlemen, I hope you’ll think twice about rule breaking now that there’s a new sheriff in town. I think that’ll do for tonight’s rounds, eh Potter? Ta boys!” And with that, she turned on her heel and marched back up the corridor. 
James felt dazed as he watched her walk away. She had said he did an excellent job. That he was more mature than she thought. That she had a deep burning passion for him - no, that had been his imagination. Beaming, James turned to share his victory with his friends. 
Instead, Sirius smacked him across the head. “Git! You sold us out!” 
James raised his hands in surrender. “Oh come on! She would have given you detention anyway! Think of this as a favor, you guys just made me look great in front of her.” 
“Oh, yes,” said Peter sarcastically, “that really takes away the sting of your treachery.” 
James rounded on Remus. “Moony! You’re a prefect! You know I had no choice, right?” 
Remus considered him for a moment, still trying to hide the smile that betrayed his utter delight with the situation. 
“Well... all I can say, mate, is that Lily has got you completely wrapped around her wand.” And he burst into laughter. 
The smile slid from James’ face. No. It couldn’t be...
Sirius started to laugh too. “Blimey, I didn’t think I’d ever see it. James Potter, a narc.” 
“I am NOT a narc!” James yelled, lunging at Sirius, who gracefully stepped out of his reach, “I knew exactly what I was doing.” 
“I’m sure you did, but you’re one hundred percent whipped, my friend.” 
Peter laughed now too, and soon all three boys were doubled over, howling in laughter at their friend’s predicament. James could only stand in silently, arms crossed defiantly across his chest, and wait for his friends to regain control over themselves. 
Finally, when their laughter subsided into badly-supressed giggles, James spoke. “Alright, say I am ‘whipped,’ what do you say lads? Do you think I have a shot with her?” 
His friends stared at him for a moment, shared a bemused look, then pushed past James towards the stairs out of the dungeons. 
“Oi! Wait up! Do I have a shot or not?”  
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luveline · 2 years
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hi!! it’s me again! coming back with another long commentary for your part 2
once again, the touches!! mixing friendly touches with new more-than-friendly ones!! loving it!! i truly live for domestic demonstrations of love and these are always my favorite details in fics <3
sirius being caught off guard and smiling like an idiot at the reader calling him baby had me all 😭🥺💝💐🥰😩
james being FURIOUS at sirius and saying “i told you about my first erection” had me laughing so loud i was afraid i’d wake up the whole house. and “seriously, I’m getting insecure at this point. you only like the quiet types, or what? i can be whatever you want, baby.” had me literally choking. i love your rendition of james and sirius’ friendship!!
sirius looking at engagement rings and imagining him one day looking for one to give her and feeling the urge to avoid the thought???? shut up shut up shut UP
“how dreadful that so much love would have to be kept for tonight, or even tomorrow” i can’t form a single coherent thought. just know that this line made me feel things.
sirius setting up a picnic. sirius saying he’s mad about her. sirius buying a matching charm and saying “my piece of you”!!!!! you’re cruel. that was so low. i’ll never recover from that.
that was lovely, dear. i love how your writing captures a nostalgia for something that’s still unrolling – and i notice that in all of your marauders fics, but specially on this one and mos. this commentary turned into me pointing out my favorite lines and scenes instead of rambling as i always do, forgive me, it’s very late and my brain is mushy. but i hope you know that i’m always your biggest fan and your writing never fails to indulge, spoil and delight me. much much love, yours - 💌 lu
thank you darling lu I love hearing your thoughts so much!
honestly writing James was and always is so so so fun, he's funny and cheeky and a simp for his girlfriend (and his boyfriend <3)
I'm sorry this took so so long for me to answer I know I already asked you to forgive me but it kept getting away from me
domestic demonstrations of love are what I'm obsessed with. I feel very much that most of my writing is about hands because that is where love comes from! love is stored in the hands and I need to always be describing what they're doing cos I think they really show someone's fondness
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woah dami ah hHAHAHAHA char lang ily gotchu bb SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG OMFG
HOW THE TWO OF YOU MET
sirius met you through james, who was then trying to get lily because ofc you were one of her friends. james was all “put a good word for me, yeah?” but sirius didn’t really see this side so he thought that you and james were a thing HAHDHWHAHA especially because you and james made pun jokes together but in reality you two were just brotp.
i also would like to assign you as pureblood so yea sirius had doubts about you because by the time you met. he was at his redemption arc <333 then at some point while you were waiting for james at the common room, you were left alone with sirius and you two just…talked and he really enjoyed it and yall just became closer and closer and closer.
sirius was then worried because he might’ve had a little something for you and he was like fucckkkk im sinning against james so whenever he had the chance, he’d go up to james like “you still like lily, right? you’re making major progress with her, right?” and james just narrows his eyes like…duh
he kept doing this until james had to ask what was up with him so sirius confessed about liking you and james just couldn’t hold it in because after all those times he’d been coming up to him, sirius was trying to get james’ ‘blessing’ on asking you out hHAHAHAHAHAA
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HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
— you two 100% played with each other’s hair when you became official.
— sirius always looks at you with heart eyes whenever you talk omfg
— PLS THE WAY THE TWO OF YOU WOULD MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER IS JUST UNMATCHED. basically you were both getting along well with each other. he thought you were interesting and he’s a big simp for interesting people.
— whenever the topic of your conversations shifted to something more emotional you two would end it laughing while making jokes and it was just so comfortable for the two of you yk
— the rest of the marauders is supportive of your relationship and when james finally got with lily, everyone went out (not just you four on a double date but also EVERYONE in the friend group).
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adharastarlight · 4 months
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Reg, scowling at James over his textbook because he's been staring at him for almost an hour and it's honestly very distracting and he's struggling to not blush: what do you want Potter?
James: a chance
Reg raises an eyebrow but doesn't reply
James: a chance to get to know you properly
Reg: you won't like what you find
James: maybe, or maybe I'll love what i find. Give me a chance. Just one chance, Regulus, please?
Reg: ...just one.
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mostlikelyshutup · 3 years
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thoughts while watching the first harry potter:
listen i started this list a little late im ngl but notable thoughts so far are me thinking of dumbledore as a gay idiot and still loving hagrid
do you think hes speaking in parseltongue in the zoo when hes speaking to the snake
forgot boats existed
these idiots do scream a lot dont they
i forgot how light hearted this universe really is in the first couple movies
yer a wizard harry, okay hagrid maybe slide him into it a little better
we get it tuney you have fucking trauma, doesnt mean you should abuse a child
hasnt everyone had their name down since they were born, hagrid? theres a list
i like that his umbrella is pink
are you paying for those damages hargid? stop taking the door off the hinges
though, if the dursleys are, keep breaking shit
speaking about dragons on the the fucking tube, its a miracle harry didnt get in trouble with the ministry sooner
what is hagrid's usual? does anyone know???
fucking Quirrell, cant wait for your epic love story with the dark lord
maybe we should tell the 12 year old how the fuck everyone knows his name, just maybe
they do a great job of getting the wonder down pat
how much money and licensing do you think it took for them to get all these owls on set
ahh yes, antisemitism the bank
how many vaults are in gringotts?? also if harry's vault is the potters vault, a literal like sacred 28 family, one of the original families, and its number 600 something, how many were there before the potters?? did the potters get a vault recently? or is this james and lily's vault?? how rich were james and lily if so??
look at ollivander, crazy tinker uncle, love him
this might be the socialist in me but why do people have to pay for wands if everyone needs one??
why is the dark lords twin wand just sitting around on the shelf, ollie me boy??
do you think thats Harry's true wand or do you think thats because of the horcux thing?? do you harry had to get another wand after he died?? did he? i dont remember the last movie
is ollie me boys actor wearing contacts or are his eyes just like that??
thats a very weird way of showing Halloween 81, very misleading
hagrid said ill predict voldys rise in the first movie so we can have some plot development
hagrid is late to everything isnt he? i can feel it in my bones
i swear ive seen these movies, and ive even read the first book, i just dont remember shit
youd think theyd have someone in the know stationed close to the entrance for the platform, for any muggleborns
ginnys actress really had no fucking lines in this movie did she, just had to stand there
oh wait she said good luck
amazing work ginny
ooh a warm filter
can muggles see the express? like just running from london to scotland
wicked!
you didnt have to show the woman the sad sandwich ron
i think the trolly replenishes magically, i think thats how thats how that works, i want to believe that
god i cant tell if i would love or hate hermione, shes pretentious but so was i at that age
god dont fucking point your wand right in someones face mione
how does mione know who harry is?? why does she care?
look at the tiny first years, might just go and pinch theyre cheeks
MINNIEEEE i love you minnie
looking stunning minnie, the green brings out the sternness in your brow
you go minnie, give your speech, thats my head of house
shut up draco, youre not bond
you pretentious fuckwit, your hair is brassy anyways
if this is a class of kids born in the middle of a war, how big are the usual class sizes wtf
THE FUCKING CLAP
fucking propaganda ron, you slytherin hater
what order are these names going in, did they just randomized the list
oooh we get quiet for the boy who lived, jesus let him keep living
the fact that for the rest of these people its just silent is so fucking funny to me, Harry's just fucking whispering to himself
get their attention minnie
me dads a muggle, mums a witch, bit of a shock for him when he found out
NICK, love to see you buddy
i have no emotional attachment to peeves but i feel i should mention him here
the stairs still piss me off, why the fuck would you make moving stair cases
who sets out gloves for the next day? am i the weird one who doesnt??
Minnie, you are the love of my life
shut up snape you dramatic bloodpurist incel
i know theyre setting him up to be mistaken as the villain but jesus christ hes still an asshole
your robes Neville, you forgot your robes
its weird how they have to learn all these latin charms yet only have to say up to get their brooms to work
why wont you go after him, hes obviously not exactly in control, Hooch
does Hooch only teach first years? she is quite literally the equivalent of a history teacher who coaches football
what the fuck is Quirells classroom
they dont make the house teams because no first years can try out, Ron
MINNIE PLAYED QUIDDITCH?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS
why didnt you speak up earlier Mione wtf
bc the fire wont give you away, harry, better hide
FLUFFY, WHOS A GOOD BOY
they have much worse things locked up in the school, Ron
Oliver wood is a bloody liar because i still dont fuckign understand quidditch, also theres like 500 rules, wtf
thats a shitty explanation of how the game works, Oliver
BLOW IT UP SEAMUS
SHES TWO FEET BEHIND YOU RON YOU IDIOT
carrot cake? on halloween?
dont shrug as if you didnt literally bully her ron
thought youd oughta know, bit of an understatement Quirell
no duh the trolls left the dungeon ron
lying: the best start to any friendship
we're at a net zero points for gryffindor for the year at the moment
the amount of interaction these kids have with professors is so weird to me, is this what small class size do to kids?? its weird
not comforting Oliver
Okay i understand Oliver simps now, I get it okay
are there no backups or subs for quidditch? feels like there should be, like of all the games
set him on fire mione, i know hes not the villain of the movie but god he sucks
fancy flying from harry fucking potter
okay but also i feel like there are some things we should not trust hagrid with, like hes not that great at keeping secrets
why is harry excited about christmas if he thinks hes not getting presents? i knw there are other aspects but like thats the only reasont o get up early
i always remember this scene at night for some reason??
not just an invisibility cloak, THE invisibility cloak ron
btw who gives it to harry? is it remus? is it dumbledore? is it like an inheritance thing? whats up with that?
there are jumpscares in harry potter
he very much can hide, filch
stop being a narc mrs norris
does harry even know what his parents look like at this point? how does he know who the fuck is in the mirror of erised?? he doesnt have that stupid scrapbook yet does he
oh they nod, sure lets clear up that plot hole
they shouldve put sirius and remus in the mirror in that scene, shown his whole family, wouldve been a nice setup
how does rupert grint already look so tired as a twelve year old
big speech to give to a twelve year old Dumbledore, when you wont even tell him what you see
Emma really does just slam that book on Daniels hand, thats mustve fucking sucked
the fact that ive watched two movies that had Nicholas Flamel in two very different roles this year is very strange to me
well thats probably on account of it being a fucking dragon egg hagrid, now isnt it?
was hagrid a hufflepuff? i think he was, maybe a ravenclaw
yes four, you blonde idiot
that shot is really nice, it sets them apart
what happened to filch to make him such a miserable man?
ooh mention of werewolves, awooo werewolves of london
yeah just dip your whole hand in hagrid, dont be scared of the strange liquid, take a nice little bath
i loev that dog, i want that dog, i want to hug that dog
god just the look of that forest is so bloody cool
wait so is that quirell walking fucking backwards?
maybe ask who the fuck youre talking to before asking other questions??? wtf harry
why are yout talking to the centaur like hes your old friend harry, youve literally never met him before
snape doesnt want the stone at all Harry
god hagrid you sweet stupid man
snape is completely valid for that, if a twelve year old ever looked at me like that i would punch them
Do you think people ever loose invisibility cloaks? like theyre invisible do you think they ever just never get found again
i hate the look of the dog spit, that is so gross
they really left everything in except for the fucking potions didnt they, damn
harry potter walked so queens gambit could run
hermione, posted up
rons stupid in the later movies because he got a concussion as a twelve year old
god harry really posted up to beat up snape in fucking khakis
"I knew you were a danger to me!" Hes twelve, Quirell
let me wait for this weird dude to unravel his head scarf instead of running away
the magic in this movie is real fucking conditional isnt it
just some casual necromancy for the stone? you sure about that voldy, you two faced bitch?
let me choke out this twelve year old real quick
oh yeah why is he able to just avengers endgame Quirell? is there an answer to that? like was that ever found out
do you think voldy passing by him while he hold the stone actually killed him but since he holds the stone hes functionally unkillable and then some magic gets put into him and thats why he can return to life later when he actually goes to the whole afterlife place?
ohhh we're vouching on the blood magic for the endgaming of Quirell
do you think dumbledore came across the vomit flavored bean before or after his sister died?
Mione's got a headband! Looking snazzy!
how did Hufflepuff only get 352 points? Gryffindor literally lost 150 points this year and they only beat them by 50, wtf, is it because they kept getting caught with weed
I wont even speak on the fucking outrage that is this point awarding, its already been spoken on. However, Neville shouldve gotten more points
What if someone just stood up and started challenging Dumbledores math, that would be so funny
some of these extras are really attractive
but james potter is somehow so fucking ugly why did they do that to my mans
hagrid deserves the last shot of this film, i love him, he deserves everything, that stupid sweet man
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ao3feed-snape · 3 years
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of corrosive hearts and arctic desires
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3DeYj9N
by teazu0
(WIP)
Words: 6930, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Gellert Grindelwald, Luna Lovegood, Viktor Krum, Peter Pettigrew, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley, Hermione Granger, Regulus Black, Kreacher (Harry Potter), Walburga Black, Portrait Phineas Nigellus Black, Portrait Salazar Slytherin, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Aberforth Dumbledore, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Theodore Nott, Horace Slughorn, Severus Snape, Filius Flitwick, Buckbeak (Harry Potter), Minerva McGonagall, Blaise Zabini, Death (Harry Potter), Ministry of Magic Employees (Harry Potter), Dolores Umbridge, Rubeus Hagrid
Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Voldemort, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini, Regulus Black/Cedric Diggory, Hermione Granger/Viktor Krum, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Regulus Black & Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy
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lunalovegood377 · 3 years
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Marauders as tiktokers:
James (@prongz.seeker)
He and all the other marauders have matching bios, his says “I solemnly...”
Spends hours learning all the trending dances
Has the most followers out of all of them. (13-15k)
“Sirius, I can’t let down my fans! I need to post something!”
Will randomly hum TikTok sounds
Every once and a while he’ll post a video of him showing off on his broom
Begs Mcgonagall to be in a TikTok with him (gets detention)
Posts NONSTOP about lily once they are dating cuz he’s a simp
Pfp is him on his broom
Sirius (@PunkRockGay)
He and all the other marauders have matching bios, his says “...swear I’m...”
T H I R S T T R A P S (Remus has them all saved to his camera roll)
Cute videos of him and Remus
Occasional prank videos
Has 10k but gets way more likes than James
Super inconsistent posting
Has a bunch of drafts of Remus but “I can’t post them or the girls will fall for him and he’s MINE”
“I’m.. literally just reading a book in my PJs after the moon..?”
“Ya, SEXILY!”
Gets a ton of clout off of doing stupid and dangerous things
Pfp is him and Remus being cute
Remus (@moonys.chocolate.factory)
He and all the other marauders have matching bios, his says “...up to...”
Only has like 15 posts
3k followers
Talks about books he’s read or posts videos of Sirius being a needy bitch
Never officially came out on the platform so people who only know him online can’t tell if Sirius is his boyfriend or annoying little brother
“Sorry I haven’t posted anything lately I was in a ✨depressive episode✨”
Once accidentally posted a video of himself when he was blackout drunk but it went viral so even if he took it down everyone already saw it
Peter (@heyItsPete)
He and all the other marauders have matching bios, his says “...no good”
7k follwers
Mainly posts videos of his friends being idiots
Posts ALL. THE. TIME. because his friends are literally dumbasses 24/7
Goes through an asmr faze
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ao3feed-jily · 3 years
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We Belong Together (A Wolfstar Fanfiction)
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by rlupinslove
Sirius was a good student, even while pulling all kinds of pranks with his best friend and often getting into trouble. But after growing up, things changed. He was in college now against his will, doing what his family wanted him to. Sirius was doing well in most classes, but a particular one didn't seem to work for him and he needed help. The only classmate he knew that could was Remus Lupin, the one his 'friends' used to bully all the time. Struggling with their own sexuality during the 50s made it all worse for both Remus and Sirius, but the fact that Sirius was falling for his new tutor so quickly made him scared and confused. Remus was being so kind to him even though Sirius had thought he hated him, and it only made him long for more affection from this new friend.
Words: 1622, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle, Peter Pettigrew, Lucius Malfoy, Other Characters
Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
Additional Tags: wolfstar alternative universe, Muggle AU, 50s, sirius is a sweet idiot, marauders alternative universe, sirius is lowkey a simp, remus pretends he's not falling for him when he actually had already fallen, this is my first wolfstar fanfiction so please be gentle
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