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Icarus: I hung out with a coworker and somehow she found out. Complete freak out.
Syx: Typical. How’d you resolve it?
Icarus: I hugged her…
Syx: You what?
Icarus: I don’t know what to do. Every time I think we’re on the same page, we’re not. You know she thinks you and I are-
Syx: I’m gonna stop you right there because if she can’t trust that I am the least interested in men, then she’s painfully insecure.
Syx: Icarus, what do you want from this?
Icarus: This is embarrassing, but I don’t even know anymore. It was all good fun.
Syx: Ok so your definition of fun is terrible. Fun, in that regard, is one night stands, fun is getting hammered. What fun isn’t, is having a messy situationship.
Icarus: Huh, maybe I’m the problem…
Syx: WHAT. No! No, you’re just horrible at making healthy decisions. Maybe you need a hobby or a project.
Icarus: That honestly doesn’t sound too bad…
Syx: Listen, I’ll be here when you do decide to break up with her but in the meantime, really think about what you want to do.
Icarus: I appreciate it.
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this is all i have @rebouks cat headphones 😂
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i think betty really missed the kids when they went back to school for the fall. sure i never visit - i just live in the same house as you, np
she made hot chocolate when maisie and emery got back from classes and after school activities. look how cute they are
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Riley INSISTED I show y'all his outfit, accompanying labels and all. We love 1 (one) hot cheese-haired man on this blog. Do you think he'll find ~the one~ during his first night out on the town?
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building in the sims really does make you understand how you get nonsensical floorplans in real life.
because you end up in situations where youre like oh my god this is the perfect floorpla-... okay is it weird if the door to balcony in the bathroom? or when you find a perfect configuration of rooms but oops where do i put the doors? how bad is it if you have to go through the bathroom to get to the bedroom?
big squares are the worst to floorplan because where do you start? where do i put stairs? where does a kitchen make sense? why did i put windows there?
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LEAH, a story in four parts.
Part 1: Hopped up on sugar, Leah smashed the doll house.
Part 2: She immediately started [fake] crying because won't someone think of the poor dolls! (Meanwhile, Shira's about to make some popcorn because this is gonna get good.)
Part 3: After being scolded for her naughtiness, Leah--with [fake] tears in her eyes--asked Mama to pretty please fix the doll house.
Part 4: Once the dolls were safe and sound, Leah got mad that Mama was mean for scolding her for smashing the doll house.
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selene loves her job, and her work companion EDI🤖
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this sim was supposed to get a fun little mid-century storyline of him becoming like a chess grandmaster but he cheated on his wife with some dude and then when i let those two get together he cheated on his new boyfriend (who got so sad he died but the grim reaper spared him) with his ex-wife and for those crimes he is currently condemned to an eternity of being used to test if my builds are accessible.
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Previously / Legacy Tag
Reila and Emely were finishing getting ready for their night out when the doorbell rang.
Reila: Were we expecting company tonight?
Emely: I don't think so?
Reila headed downstairs wondering who could be visiting without calling ahead. She looked through the peephole but saw nothing. Confused, she opened the door. What she saw had her yelling for Emely to come quick.
On their front porch was a sleeping baby boy in basket with an envelope attached.
Emely, nearly out of breath from running: What the--
Reila, still in shock, opened up the envelope. A crinkled up piece of paper fell out.
Reila: I...I don't understand. Who would just leave a baby here, to us?
Emely: I have no idea. But we should call the police. Maybe he's been kidnapped or something.
Reila bent down and picked up the sleeping infant, who slowly opened his eyes and stared up at her with nothing but trust in his tiny gaze.
Reila: Yeah, we need to call the police. But babe? I don't think he was left here as a mistake. I think whoever his mother is, she wanted us to have him.
Emely, quiet: Are we even ready to raise a baby? Let's...talk to the police first.
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the fact that the landgraab's named their kid CASH is such a landgraab thing to do lol
the jokes write themselves tbh
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Winter: Did he text back yet?
Aubergine: Not since the last one. He probably got held up at work.
Winter: Uggggh, he always gets held up at work! We're not gonna have enough time to go shopping before dinner.
Aubergine: The reservation is in three hours?
Winter: Auby we're going to a mall. Three hours is barely enough time. Plus, I look cute and need to show it off.
Aubergine: ..... I'll text him again.
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Girlboss Hailey Normal appreciation post
Hailey: why do I have to do school projects anyways I ran away to another COUNTRY obviously I'm pretty f-ing advanced
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morning chat over breakfast before mya goes to work at the hospital and yuna starts a new painting
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