“What’s the matter?” says Roy. “Why were you banging your head on the counter?”
“Because I can’t believe I’m sitting here listening to you make such ridiculous blanket statements," says Joël. “If Anita heard you say that she’d taser your neanderthal sexist arse from here to Barnacle Bay. Jesus. Anyway, I can think of plenty of women who can have sex with men and not get emotionally involved. All the ones who work at The Pony, for starters. Duh. “
“It doesn’t count if it’s their job, duh,” says Roy. “They’re trained professionals. They’re like cops and paramedics. They’ve learnt to separate their emotions from their jobs. It’s a special skill. Ask Neets. But for non-professionals, it’s next to impossible. Women are genetically programmed to fall for the men they have sex with. Men, on the other hand, are genetically programmed to be able to have sex with multiple partners without getting emotionally involved. It’s a scientific fact, dude!”
“It's also a scientific fact that you're a complete fuckwit. Or are you just pretending to believe that crap to justify your sleazebag behaviour?”
“I’m not a sleazebag,” says Roy, looking wounded. “I’m just a healthy red-blooded male.”
"Dude. You're a sleazebag."
"Shut up."
"You shut up, you stupid jerkface."
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The O'Neil residence 🎄
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PARTNERS IN CRIME - poses for Sims 3
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I could be a good mother.
The faucet squeaked close. Priscilla returned to the living room, and watched her daughter play in her playpen for a moment. She reached down, smiling, “Claire, are you having fun?”
“Dada dada dada dadadaaaaa!” Clara babbled. Kissing the top of her daughter’s head, Priscilla said, “Daddy went to the grocery store to pick up some stuff. He’ll be back, don’t worry.”
She went ahead and placed her down on the stroller. “Let’s get you some fresh air.”
Priscilla walked down the block, her daughter in her stroller. Annalise giggled. The air was crisp. Felt clean.
They returned home. Priscilla gently placed her daughter on the walker.
And as soon as Annabeth moved to practice walking, Tony had arrived. “Hello ladies,” he greeted. Priscilla smiled at him, going straight to his open arms, accepting his warm embrace. He kissed her.
“Hello to you too,” Priscilla finally said after pulling away from the kiss. Tony chuckled, and left another kiss on her forehead, before approaching their daughter. Priscilla went to the kitchen.
“Hello little lass,” he said, picking her up from the walker.
“Hey, I’ve just put her there,” Priscilla smiled.
“Oh you, let me get some huggy wuggy from my little lass,” Tony pouted teasingly.
Her shoulders shook as she giggled. “Okay. What do you want for dinner?”
“Something hot.”
“Soup? Okay.”
Priscilla turned her back and went to prepare their dinner. She washed her hands. The faucet squeaked close. Priscilla glanced to her back, and Tony and Daphne were gone. “Walking her outside?” she asked aloud, returning to her cooking.
She blinked. The faucet squeaked close.
“Tony?” She called.
There’s no sight of them in the living room either. Suddenly, her heart sank. Her stomach twisted in an ugly manner. She felt nervous. Scared. Something’s amiss.
“Tony!” she called again, voice louder, this time with firmness, akin to a mother scolding a child. When she heard no answer, she ran upstairs.
Their bedroom was empty.
Their baby isn’t in the crib either.
She blinked.
The faucet squeaked close.
“What – What’s happening? Tony, darling, where are you? Diana?” her voice and lips trembled, hands shaking. She got out of the kitchen – wait – why was she in the kitchen again? She was in the bedroom earlier…which she’s trying to get to, but she blinked.
The faucet squeaked close.
Priscilla let out a sob, tears welling up, “Tony!”
She ran out of the kitchen. This time, she ran to the front porch. The stroller was there in the entryway.
The car was parked outside.
Everything is silent. No cars passing by. No crickets. The world seemed…empty. No distant sounds from the town…empty. She’s all alone.
“No, no, no, no,” Priscilla breathed heavily. Her knees shook.
Her sobs were big – sobs a child let out when crying. “No no, no! Tony. Tony! Where are you? Where’s the baby – where’s – ”
She paused.
“No. No…!” Priscilla ran to the sidewalk. “What’s – what’s her name?”
Her mouth opened, attempting to call for Tony and…who? Who is he with? She blinked.
The faucet squeaked close. She was crying. This time, she went straight outside the house. She ran, and ran, and ran.
She babbled, “Who is she? What’s her name? Tony, where are you? My baby. She’s my baby. Where is she?”
“Bring me my baby back! Bring me back – ”
As she covered her face, as she closed her eyes…
The faucet squeaked close.
Priscilla let out an inaudible gasp. She blinked her golden eyes open. Her surroundings were blurry. Her cheeks felt wet. Was she crying? Why?
She sat up.
Her tears kept rolling down her cheeks. Where is she?
Oh. This is the reality. This is her awake. This is her in Bridgeport. This is her, sitting on her bed – and her husband’s bed. He was sleeping soundly. No crib in front of her. Only a fireplace.
She made her way to the bathroom, her footsteps silent, muted by her power.
It wasn’t real. A dream.
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"Take good care of Sweeney because I am going on a cruise !"
"Of course, you know she enjoys being here."
🐎Horse Boarding Service mod here at MTS
#BC2024FloTheory
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I Love You, It's Ruining My Life
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benjamin and logan in another life 🥹🫶🏼
also, tumblr need to add the music feauture that instagram has 🗣️
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9:06PM. March 10th, 2017.
(2/2)
transcript:
P: Look, look, hear me out. You are literally the best thing to have ever happened to me. I’ve never met a person as beautiful, caring, kind, sexy, genuine, and as fucking funny as you are, Nilla.
I know we haven’t been together long enough for other people to understand, but you’re my everything and I need you in my life forever, okay?
I love you more than anything in this world. Will you, Nilla Taylor Maldonado, make me the happiest man in the entire universe and marry me?
N: I, I… Pepper, I’m pregnant.
P: You’re… *ragged, shaky breath* Oh…
N: I’m-I'm so sorry. I was so scared to tell you. I'm sorry.
*sniffling, rapid, panicked breathing*
P: That, uh… That doesn’t change the question.
N: Really?
N: ...Damn, *sniff* this is really gorgeous, Pepper.
P: Baby, answer the question before I have a stroke over here.
N: Oh my god, I’m sorry. Yes, duh!
P: Yeah?
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P: You like it, right?
N: Oh my god, I love it.
P: I’m glad you like it. I was shitting my pants trying to pick one that you’d like.
N: You did a great job. I love you, Pepper.
P: I love you. ...And the baby, too, I guess. I’ll have to get to know them.
N: Mhm, you gotta make sure they’re cool like us first.
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P: Come on, then. Let’s celebrate. Dessert for three, I’m paying!
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Baby Johnson's Arrival...Pt. 2
(previous)
"Just to let you know, I'm still mad at you. One month...He's been here one month and I'm just seeing him?? You better not be over here only because your Simstagram post is going viral." *smirking*
"It's been a little hectic, okay." *smiling* "Plus, Mike didn't think it was a good idea for him to go out unless it was a doctor's visit. He's old so..."
"Mmhmm...and controlling..."
*sighs* "Being a little pushy is not controlling. He never said I couldn't date, he's just threatened by Sean. We're over, so there's nothing to worry about. Other than that moment, he's been great."
"People like him lure you in with a false sense of security. Everything seems fine, even perfect, until you do something they don't like. Remember what happened to my mother when she was with him?"
"I do, but when I told him I knew, he explained that he really regretted reacting like that. He said he was already upset about a business deal, and her Viagra comment just sent him over the edge. He also said that it was his first and last time he ever laid hands on a woman."
"And you believe that? Look, I know you didn't come here for a lecture, but hearing you say his name and 'great' in the same sentence is triggering. You didn't see her face. That wasn't a one time hit, it was multiple blows of rage. I'm legit concerned for you. I mean, what's gonna happen when he finds out you named his son after Sean?"
"I just liked the name, that's all."
"Bullshit! He was supposed to be Sean Sylas Smith Jr. You practically went on about it all the time."
*sighs* "You're right, and in hindsight that was a stupid decision. Giving birth was supposed to be the happiest time of my life but instead it was the loneliest. I just wanted a reminder of what we would've had. I'm also sure the change in hormones didn't help."
"Humph...Most definitely. Well listen, my place is always available if you need it."
"I thought you and Kash were thinking about moving in together?"
"Girl please, he can wait." *chuckles* "Besides, he's not moving here and I can hold off on selling this place."
"Well, thank you. I'm sure everything will be fine though." As Sylas starts fussing. "Oh look your nephew's hungry. After I feed him, he's all yours. I need a nap." *nervously laughs, as she's relieved to change the subject*
Meanwhile.....
Sean is choosing the wrong time to be messy....
To Be Continued......
Next
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Saffron and Anya take their coffee mugs to the upstairs balcony outside Anita and Joël’s bedroom, the winter sun blinking clear and sharp and casting cold crisp shadows over the city skyscrapers.
“What an an amazing view,” says Anya.
“It can’t be as amazing as the view from Roy’s penthouse,” scoffs Saffron.
“Well, it’s pretty damn close,” says Anya. She sips her coffee and closes her eyes. “Oh, that’s so good. Another three or four coffees and I might actually be able to function.”
“What did you do last night?” says Saffron.
“I went to a friend's party,” says Anya. “And drank way too much punch.”
“Did Roy go too?”
“He stayed home. He had to pick the kids up early this morning. Besides, he thinks it’s inappropriate for him to go to parties filled with people my age. He thinks he’s going to be judged for being older or something.”
“Not like Roy to care about what other people think of him,” says Saffron.”He probably just didn’t want to go and that was his excuse.”
“Hmmm,” says Anya.
“He probably just doesn’t like your friends,” shrugs Saffron. “Do they like him?”
“Enough about me and Roy, I want to talk about you,” says Anya. “What’s the goss with your married man?”
“No goss,” says Saffron. “I just sort of caught feelings for a guy in my year and…told the married guy that it was over.”
“Oh my God! Saffron, you told me that the greatest thing about being with the married guy was that he couldn’t hurt you because it was just sex and you didn’t have any feelings for him! And now you’re saying you actually have feelings for someone? That’s huge!”
“I’m still not one hundred percent sure I’m not making a huge mistake,” says Saffron. ”It's scary as fuck. But I think he’s worth the risk. And…I’m meeting his parents tonight. They've invited me over for dinner."
“Oh my God,” says Anya.
“Right?” says Saffron.
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The Squad
@yorithesims
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The woodlands in winter.
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Rapunzel
Starting December 3rd.
A bit later than the 1st because the story just doesn't have 24 chapters.
It's slightly more explicit than this blog's Christmas Specials usually are.
Storytelling: @danjaley
Sims by: @happy-lemon , @puffkins2000 , @windermeresimblr , @danjaley
And a lot of references to Jan van Eyck.
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