Illithid commissions for @monaluxstrashblog

A lovely group of squids <3

My friend @cayliana OC Seth in my dnd campaign. With his little awakened mushroom Bimii.

Perry, the Prince of Mischief

My Elder Scrolls OC I originally made for the Morrowind game as a teen, brought to life once more. Nashi, i had missed her. But now aged up from a young woman to a well traveled and aged veteran.

A homebrew Monstrosity my sister and I designed. She did the line art for the main drawing and I colored it and drew the tokens.

The Chittle was the creation of a wizard that wanted to make the perfect farm animal, something that would produce both milk and eggs. They failed on two accounts. One, the Chittle only produces eggs, and second, they didn’t anticipate the danger of creating something the size of a cow with the personality of a chicken. Chittle are highly aggressive and territorial, omnivores, and do not fear man nor god. They do however make great herd animals for Giants.

Brown Leghorn Mountain Chittle

Large Monstrosity, Unaligned                    Armor Class: 13 (Natural Armor) Hit Points: 51 (6d10 + 18) Speed: 40 ft.

STR 16 (+3) DEX 12 (+1) CON 17 (+3) INT 3 (-4) WIS 12 (+1) CHA 7 (-2)

Skills: Perception +3 Senses: passive Perception 13          Languages: —          Challenge: CR 2

Charge. If the chittle moves at least 20 ft. straight toward a target and then hits it with a gore attack on the same turn and that target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC 13 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. If the target is prone, the chittle can make one talon attack against it as a bonus action.                            

Sure-Footed. The chittle has advantage on Strength and Dexterity saving throws made against effects that would knock it prone. 

Actions

Gore. Melee Weapon Attack: +5, Reach 5 ft., one target               Hit: 10 (2d6 + 3) piercing damage

Talons. Melee Weapon Attack: +5, Reach 5 ft., one target                Hit: 12 (2d8 + 3) slashing damage                                                                              

So in relation to a project (a ridiculously long fanfic) my sister and I have been working on for the last couple months, I made floor plans for all the kids houses based off screenshots of the show, presented here with as much accuracy as I could manage while making the inside fit the outside and my best guesses for the rooms not shown. 

Jim’s was the easiest of the three I’ve done as we saw nearly every room at least once. Though it suffered from the same issue as everything in this show, that the outside dimensions of the buildings are not at all the same as the inside dimensions. I made adjustments as necessary. Overall, I’m pretty happy with it.

For a project (a ridiculously long fanfic) my sister and I have been working on for the last couple months, I made floor plans for all the kids houses based off screenshots of the show, presented here with as much accuracy as I could manage while making the inside fit the outside and my best guesses for the rooms not shown.

The final house I planned out was Claire’s. This was by far the hardest since it’s three stories and we barely see the second floor and mostly only the living room and kitchen on the ground floor. Also the inside and outside dimensions of this house where so very off and add in all the strange shapes in this building and it was hair pullingly frustrating to design. But I am pretty happy with the end result. All the rooms I made up I believe fit with the Nunez aesthetic and income as well as make sense for the things we do and don’t see. The hardest part was just lining up the windows and doors we see into something that made sense and for the not seen rooms that every house would still need. Again I question where the furnace goes for houses without basements. Which I looked it up and most Californian homes don’t have basements? So… yeah, best guess, but I think it works. Also, I’m assuming in a remodel they just bricked over the first floor fireplace??? Cuz we never see one in the office at it absolutely would have to line up with the office.

***also the position of the characters on the second floor totally isn’t a spoiler for the fic >_> nope, not at all

For a project (a ridiculously long fanfic) my sister and I have been working on for the last couple months, I made floor plans for all the kids houses based off screenshots of the show, presented here with as much accuracy as I could manage while making the inside fit the outside and my best guesses for the rooms not shown.

Toby’s house proved very difficult, especially as its very clear that most of the inside hadn’t been designed until 3Below. So a lot of the inside was kinda sketch and left many questions like: how is the garage and kitchen attached? Where is the bathroom? Why is the backyard so very small? What the heck is that tiny door for under the stairs? And also questions that are more me not understanding California such as does every house need a furnace? And do they all have basements? I went with no on the basement since I feel like Arrrgh would have stayed there if it’d been an option and ????? on the furnace. All that is to say that only the kitchen, living room, and Toby’s room are canon and the rest is my invention.

Also wtf is up with Toby’s appearing and disappearing flat screen TV?

Writer Problems

The struggle is real. 

So my sister and I have been writing a fic together, its like... 100k at this point and we are still going strong, but gosh, the dilemma between posting as we go vs waiting to give it a full edit. The worst part is that (because we are perfectionists that care about plot) we keep going back and fixing shit, editing scenes, adding new scenes, finding more typos or bad grammar... 

But I also just was to pterodactyl screech to the world about the fic and have people react to it. I keep trying to gush to friends and family, but I have to start with “do you know what trollhunters is?” and the “so its a time travel fic...” but gosh, do I just need to just shove this half finished baby out into the world, but its not ready. T-T and we’re only half-ish way through the planned plot. 

The even worse struggle than wanting to show off your fic idea... just wanting to read the darn thing cuz the whole reason you’re writing it was just cuz you wanted a time travel fix it fic done right! And gosh dang it, you have to write it yourself sometimes.

Gemsona commission for sapphire (AL) and snakeskin agate (Seth) for @cayliana

A commission for @cayliana of Veda in our Fallen AU. A very lovely moth/bat mix.

Acrylic on canvas, a gift for a friend who likes violent snowmen

hell yes. black coffee best coffee. fistbump.

Heck yeah! I love me just a good medium roast, hot or cold brew.

Go me! After a million years one year, I finally updated this.