sometimes the man who is renovating your house for a tv show who is also your idol turns out to be your arch nemesis deadset on stealing your swag ass hat. and you just have to live with that

hey!!!!! idk what kinda vibe she’s got but she sure Got One

Tea-shroow, 2014

Mixed unconventional media: redberries infusion blots and nib pen on 80g paper

old mushroom draw study have a good one*

Stimboard for @shroow ‘s long son

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Since I said anything, that is very on topic.

Also, fun question.

1. I want to be able to interact with the physical world. Both to pull off some poltergeist shit and also to still be able to pet all the animals.

2. I don't want to be restrained to one area/house

3. I want children to be able to see and interact with me, but only if they're under three and their last names start with J-W, or their First names end in A or Z. Never both.

4. The way I want to be able to "speak" to anyone else is by morse via drippy tap. When I'm talking to a specific person, they can hear the tap loudly and clearly no matter where they are. Yes, that's annoying. Yes that's the point.

5. You know that one post about getting revenge on a guy's bully by leaving pineapples around everyday somewhere? I want to do that, but to whoever created my homework softwares.

6. I don't want people to feel chilly when I pass through them, I want them to feel uncomfortably hot.

7. I want to possess people, but only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Friday the 14th, and February the 29th

@shroow

IM A FUCKIGN ELEPANT SHROOW

Let's do some shroow

he’s bisexual. he’s poly. he loves his wife more than anything. he can’t drive. he’s goth. he has a sick ass hat. he has leprosy on his dick specifically. his best friend is his neighbour. he tried to kiss him one time. he hates the british. he is british. he’s 300 years old. he has personal beef with freud. he kills people with his wife as foreplay. he got abducted by animal control once. he was the first pornstar. he fucked his own ghost. he raised a weird bald kid born out of his dead friend. he loves hgtv. he has adhd. his mortal enemy just really fucking wants his hat. he ran away across the country and started a new life because he owed a guy $100. he’s a renowned musician. he locked someone in a box and mailed him across the ocean. and he owns my entire heart

sometimes a family can be a man, his wife, a strange doll made as an exact replica of the wife possessed by the ghost of her former self, their himbo roommate they occasionally have sex with, his wedding planner/bodyguard/best friend/babysitter/closest companion of 13 years, a child that crawled out of the chest cavity of their fourth roommate after he died with the face of the old roommate, two taxidermied black bears, a school principal, their next door neighbor they’ve caused irreparable brain damage to on multiple occasions, a raccoon, and sal vulcano

i am SO fucking hyped for a season where guillermo is the indifferent one and nandor is the lovesick one. where he’s doing everything he can to get guillermo to fall in love with him except saying it outright. where guillermo just brushes him off because he’s already perfectly content with where he is in life, and nandor still refuses to admit that he’s in love with guillermo but he’s distantly aware of it. now IMAGINE what will happen when nandor, who was upset that guillermo wasn’t jealous of his wives, finds out about freddie

i’m so obsessed with this pic from anoop desai’s ig. it looks feral

nothing in the world will ever be as funny as simon the devious introducing his crew every single time he appears

i just remembered how hot the baron is i have to sit down

wwdits s3 ep10

guillermo has never had a boyfriend before. he became a familiar when he was 18, probably just barely out of high school, he spent the next 13 years of his life constantly serving the vampires, and most of that time he was completely overworked and every waking second was devoted to nandor and the house. he finally, finally got some semblance of freedom to live for himself. he has never had a boyfriend before. he was happy with freddie. and nandor took that away from him. he not only tainted guillermo’s memory of his only boyfriend, he permanently changed freddie as a person and directly caused the end of their relationship. what i’m saying here is i think guillermo should kill nandor

literally in love with guillermo fraud era