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forgwater · 2 years

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Welcome to Floyd's Nightmare: Revenge of the Shrimp

summary: mc is an actual shrimp and the only one that thinks it's weird is Floyd

the first post

Enjoy~

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Ever since the new prefect has made their presence known, things... became a little weird for Floyd.

At first it was all fun and games, playing with Shrimpy was entertaining and the two kinda became friends... or something like that.

But everyone kept treating the prefect like a human! I mean, it's not wrong to treat a creature that speaks to you like that...

Because apparently everyone else doesn't need to use Animal Languages to communicate with the prefect. No one but Floyd!

The prefect isn't human! They're a freaking SHRIMP!

So WHY does everyone act like this is NORMAL?!

"They're a transfer student, don't be rude."

Oh, so now they're acting like decent human beings, huh.

Telling him not to bully the prefect and all that... Can't they see he's not bullying them! He's just trying to find out what is going on!

Just why was everyone so mean to him?! He's never done anything wrong in his entire life!

Hey! The battery and assault charges don't count! They're inside jokes okay?!

Not even the "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" jokes he once loved can make his mood better.

What a nightmare!

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The Mostro Lounge is as busy as it usually is. The student body is engaging in the consumerist mindset Azul is banking on. Just usual boring stuff...

But all of a sudden the doors are slammed open!

And lo and behold who has appeared:

"SHRIMPY?!" Floyd can't believe his eyes. The last time the prefect came here someone tried to put them into a cocktail.

Yet here they stand looking like they're on a mission... from what he could tell... the prefect's a bit too small to properly make out the details.

Azul takes front stage and clears his throat as he gestures towards the new arrival:

"Everyone, this is your new co-worker, the Ramshackle prefect." the capitalist octopus declares.

"... What the fuck..." is all Floyd manages to say, disbelief clear in his voice.

"Floyd... I don't know why you don't want to work together with the prefect. But there's no need to be rude." Jade's voice sounds from behind the bar.

"They're a shrimp and they don't have magic!" the other twin protests.

"You really like that nickname, hmmm?" a chuckle escapes his brother's lips.

"Ugh-"

"They'll do just fine. So stop complaining, there are customers to serve." Azul joins the two, shrimp prefect in tow.

This is just horrible! Now Floyd's day is completely ruined!

Why is it necessary for the prefect to be here?! They can manage just fine without them! He's here, isn't he?! Floyd's reliable too, right?! Wait... don't answer that.

So what does the prefect have that Floyd doesn't? Shrimp vision? Okay fine, he'll admit, that's kinda cool...

With a heavy sigh Floyd decides that he'll continue to work... but he's gonna be complaining and annoying everyone while doing so.

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The day drags slowly and as it comes to an end the prefect lands on his shoulder.

"What do you-" but the eel is interrupted.

"I know you're onto me, Leech." the shrimp whispers in his ear.

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What.

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!

"... So you admit something is going on, Shrimpy." Floyd narrows his eyes at the crustacean. "What the hell is going on, then? You might as well tell me." he tries to tempt them into a confession.

"Revenge." they say.

"Is this about that time I threatened to boil you?" the eel asks "C'mon... That was only one time!-"

"It is worse than that! You have brought great dishonor upon my kind!" the prefect announces.

"My kind toils in the kitchens of many a renowned restaurants... and all you can do is joke about the food?!" there is barely contained rage inside the prefects tiny body as they shake with anger.

"...Is it about the shrimp fried rice...?" Floyd looks into the beady orbs of the shrimp. "It's about the shrimp fried rice, isn't it?" he tries to talk again but is rudely interrupted.

"And as The Shrimpiest One Of All, I shall avenge my brethren!" the prefect shakes one of their tiny legs in the air, before they-

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And then Floyd awakens on one of the Mostro Lounge's couches. He looks around and sees the prefect. They're human.

THANK THE SEVEN!

Wait, did one of the shrimps in his shrimp fried rice go bad? Oh well, it was only a dream, so it doesn't matter anymore.

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... But unbeknownst to Floyd, there is a tiny army of shrimp silently watching him from the hellish confines of the Mostro Lounge Aquarium.

"You may have gotten away this time... but I will get you sooner or later. So sleep with one eye open, Floyd Leech." one of them vows.

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amxrany · 2 years

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I know damn well the bitch that keeps saying "shrimp mc ain't gonna work out cuz it doesn't represent anyone" to others is literally the fandom4lesbians account.

Miss girl, if you're gonna do shit like that, can you at least change the wording and not copy paste it like it's obvious it's you 😭.

And the whole point of the shrimp mc agenda is to act as a self insert character, INCLUSIVE TO EVERYONE so that it can appeal to many other audiences.

If you keep forcing your "Fem MC for twst anime" agenda by telling people they're misogynistic for having a different preference is just stupid. It's like calling someone a bigot for having a different opinion 🤦‍♀️.

Maam, it's understandable to want a female mc, however she is very unlikely to happen and you're not helping the situation whatsoever.

So please do us a favor, stop throwing a tantrum in the tags, you are just embarrassing yourself at this rate.

Anyways, are any of you interested in listening to our lord and savior shrimp mc 👀?

#rany talks about twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #twst eng #discourse #last part is satire btw #sorry if this came out as mean im just tired of seeing them in the tags #like girl i feel bad for the lesbians and trans people in this fandom they do not want to be associated to the likes of you

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soysaucevictim · 5 years

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Well-p. Forgot to post again.

Yesterday:

Been up since about 7:40 AM. Sleep deprived, but I needed to be up early today.

Went to the facility. Did some socializing, mostly venting a bit to get more ready for my appointments. Went to my therapy appointment, was given homework on finding better coping contingencies that doesn’t require my computer or phone cooperating with me. Reminded me of a similar assignment one of my previous therapists gave me and I see that it’s worth revisiting and updating.

Took a nap, did the DD, some more socializing, before my psychiatrist appointment. Which was fairly productive, expanding on my thoughts in regards to working on my sleep hygiene. But maybe moving when I take one of my meds will help.

Got home, ordered and some Take ‘n Bake pizza and baked that for the fam, and did some dishes. After that, finishing up my exercise... with a pretty gnarly headache, but here’s what was on the agenda.

First, today’s DD. 20 shrimp squats without EC, Did this while I was out at the facility, today. I think I can lower the knee 2/3-3/4 of the way down, with support. Not quite at the level where it kisses the floor. :P

Second, Day 10 of the EvC. 420 climbers done in 7 sets of 60, partly due to sleep-dep exhaustion. But done.

Third, Day 10 of IRONBORN. Back & biceps. I think the only exercise that was particularly unfun were the renegade rows - but my head throbbing doesn’t help. But the rest was about as enjoyable as I can make it.

... completely forgot to get around to meditating.

Today:

I woke up at like 3PM today. Wow. Been mostly doing the usual BS.

First, today’s DD. 20 raised leg crunches with EC. This is an enjoyable and challenging crunch variation. I'd say it's a personal favorite, even!

Second, Day 11 of the EvC. 60 climbers. Breezy.

Third, Day 11 of IRONBORN. Leg day. Worked with 2x5# per arm/dumbbell, this time. Not a huge fan of lunges, but I’ll deal. Everything else was fun, though! Those single deadlifts in particular required a lot of focus to maintain my balance. I’m happy that I managed to not lose my balance, there (well, only had one false start but I just needed to reorient myself from there). I also like calf raises a bunch.

(After a lot of YouTube and more idle gaming...)

Last, Day 20 of the MC. 10′ meditation. Did this one seated in silence again. Chose to count my breaths once more. I felt a bit restless, but I’m happy I did get around to it.

#adventures with fitness #positive

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forgwater · 2 years

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...guys (gn)

so, we all know about the (plushie) shrimp mc agenda, which I absolutely adore

and I've got a similar idea

mc is an actual shrimp and no one comments on it, besides Floyd

Floyd keeps calling mc shrimpy and everyone just assumes it's because of the nickname thing

but it's not

and Floyd's like "wth there's an actual shrimp here lmao"

and everyone else is like "wdym 'shrimp'?"

so, the question is: does mc look human to the other students or are they gaslighting Floyd? is mc some kind of powerful magician that got turned into a shrimp, either of their own accord or unwillingly, or is mc just some random shrimp?

anyway, anyone up for a crackfic?

Welcome to Floyd's Nightmare: Revenge of the Shrimp (sounds like a pretty good title)

fell free to tell me your opinions and ideas :D

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the shrimp mc crackfic is up everybody!!!!

come get y'all personal attack on Floyd Leech!

right HERE!

I hope it meets everyone's expectations!

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