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menace-behaviour · 2 years

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momochanners · 2 months

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#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #dwarf tav #bg3 mc dagmar #cw menstruation #oh god my saltburn shitpost mutated

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demigods-posts · 3 months

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can't wait to see percy's reaction upon learning that the twelve major gods have been staying on the 600th floor of the empire state building. like imagine the rage of this twelve-year-old kid when he learns his dad, who allegedly abandonded him and his mom shortly after he was born, was actually just down the fucking street this whole time.

#yeah i'd be pissed #i'd start a revolt against the gods #pjo shitposting #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #probably pjo tv spoilers too depending on how things go

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sillylittlegaymer · 18 days

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#shitposting #yaoi #yuri #!!!#EDIT 2: OH MY GOD 4000 LIKES?????? THANKS #last edit; oh my gof #thansk vros ❤️

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jadedchainsaw · 25 days

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Based on another convo I had with @itisscar lmao

Another addition

#roronoa zoro #op zoro #one piece zoro #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #op sanji #one piece #one piece fanart #cover them up meme #shitpost #god this is stupid #fanart

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mutualcombat · 19 days

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SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

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r0ttkins · 8 months

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another old man to the collection of odd Usopp friend circle

now - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

#one piece #doodle #god usopp #usopp #shitpost #yasopp #chaser yasopp #dracule mihawk #one piece live action #OPLA #opla spoilers #usopp mihawk besties #usopp's bestie club au

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undemolitioned-lovers · 4 months

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if you get your dick stuck in a saw trap call that another cock in the murder machine

#phantom says things #fun fact i thought of this when i was half asleep and barely conscious last night. and not in the best way mentally #and debating conversion to christianity so i could pray to god that i would wake up in the summer of 2005 with tickets to warped tour. anyw #please don't flop #shitpost #mcr #saw 2004 #my chemical romance #shitposting #my chemical shitpost #my chem #saw #saw franchise #teenagers mcr

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zivikel · 25 days

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat · 6 months

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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

#the farmer is a god #they cannot be stopped #stardew valley #shitpost #stardew #sdv #stardew pierre #pierre

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raggedy-spaceman · 2 years

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Neil Gaiman when you tag him:

Neil Gaiman when you write the most unhinged shitpost while drunk at 4am:

#neil gaiman #the sandman #good omens #american gods #coraline #etc etc #sorry but i noticed he rarely interacts with @ but he pops up for the most random stuff #this is just a shitpost #sorry again #mine

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siphersaysstuff · 6 months

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dumbest

motherfucker

on the goddamn planet

#no really I legit consider him the stupidest dipshit on planet Earth #due to sheer wasted potential #any one of you out there with the $$ he grew up with would have made better use of it #instead his ambition is being a d-tier shitposter and god i suppose #a fundamentally incurious lackwit lacking even a surface-level understanding of anything he vaguely “engages” with #the kids at his school really should have pushed him down the stairs just a little harder #one less nazi fuck in the world

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years

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last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

#mutuals I'd cheese you <3 #shitpost #listen it's a shitpost but it was an actual dream #two minutes of cheesing was free. if you wanted to cheese someone longer you had to pay #but my god did people make the most of their two free minutes #there was shredded cheese all over the posts on my dash #it was both real and digital cheese at the same time I don't know how to explain it #it was entirely contained within the screen. but was somehow real actual shredded cheddar cheese #i don't dream often but when I do...

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the-l0st-lore · 21 days

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