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a-dauntless-daffodil · 12 hours
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inspired by @alastcrs's chaggie comic, a sequel of sorts XD
Vaggie: "Sweetie, tell me you didn't give Sir Pentious dating advice."
Charlie: "No? I didn't?"
Vaggie: "Then babe what did you do?"
Charlie: "I just showed you off a little~"
Vaggie: (groaning) "The picture thing? The, have you seen my girlfriend joke? Again?"
Charlie: "Yep! Why?"
Vaggie: "We have to go save Pentious from Cherri Bomb."
Charlie: "Why would we need to- oh no. Oh, noooo-"
Vaggie: "Oh fucking yes."
-elsewhere and in danger-
Sir Pentious: (at random sinner) "Have you sssseen Miss Cherri Bomb~? Ssshe-"
Cherri Bomb: "DUDE WHATE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"
Sir Pentious: "-ah, I am, apprecsssiating you-?"
Cherri Bomb: "BY HELPING THE BOUNTRY HUNTERS FIND ME???"
Sir Pentious: "What- no! No I only, I wassss merely-"
Cherri Bomb: "THAT'S MY WANTED POSTER, DICK HEAD!"
Sir Pentious: "Well. Ah. Yesss."
Cherri Bomb: "GIVE IT HERE SO I CAN BURN IT"
Sir Pentious: (clutching wanted poster to chest) "Pleassse Cherri, noooo! It issssss, the only quality photo of you that I possessss-!"
Cherri Bomb: "Then just ASK me for another one like a normal person! Or stalk me like a normal creep! ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T END WITH WITH ME STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON SOME OVERLORD'S FUCKING WALL!!! Like, fuck- do you KNOW how much important shit I've blown up???"
Sir Pentious: "Oh yessss! You are very accomplissshed!" (beaming) "The weaponsss casssche last from year was essspecssially beautiful! All thossse, ssssecondary explosionssss...~"
Cherri Bomb: "YOU'RE gonna be a secondary explosion if you don't hand that poster over Right Now."
Sir Pentious: "Erm, before I do ssso... might I humbly requessst a replasscement photo of-"
Cherri Bomb: "No." (lights fuse) "Let go or go sky high with it."
Sir Pentious: "AH-!"
Charlie: (running) "Pen!" (skids to stop and grabs vaggie) "Holy shit that's a bomb- PEN JUST LET IT GO!!!"
Vaggie: "Pentious drop and take cover! It's not worth it!"
Sir Pentious: "But- sssshe ISSS worth-"
Cherri Bomb: "Bye bitch." (tosses bomb) (Runs)
Sir Pentious: "Ah, ssh-"
KABLOOMY
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "......"
Vaggie: "...we're gonna add self-worth sessions and healthy relationship boundary workshops to the hotel activities list, yeah?"
Charlie: "Oh yes. Definitely."
(splat) (splatter) (Splotch)
Charlie: "After, um, after Pen's collected himself a bit."
Vaggie: "Yeah... Maybe hold back on the 'i love my girlfriend' jokes around him too?"
Charlie: "....I'll." (pained grimace) "Try."
Vaggie: "All I ask, babe." (smooches her cheek) "C'mon. Let's gather up our snake man and head home."
Charlie: (sighs) "It would've worked if he'd just had a better picture-"
Vaggie: "Charlie."
Charlie: "They're cute together! He's all over her- it's adorable!"
Vaggie: "He's all over the street right now."
Charlie: "She used one of her better bombs on him this time." (picks up an arm and part of pentious's tail) "That has to mean something, right??"
Vaggie: "More work for us."
Charlie: "Hmm~ I bet you they kiss before the next extermination~"
Vaggie: "Sweetie." (grabs other arm and the torso) "If they kiss before one of them DIES I'll count it as your win."
Charlie: "No other time limit?"
Vaggie: "None."
Charlie: "And the prize if I win...?"
Vaggie: "Extra kisses. And I'll join your Cherri x Pentious group chat."
Charlie: "DEAL!"
Vaggie & Charlie: (shake pentious's hands over it)
-one kiss and death later-
>user (SpearOfSappho) has joined group BOMBSIRWAY FOREVR!!!
SpearOfSappho: hey
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ;-;
SpearOfSappho: charlie im so sorry
SpearOfSappho: would the extra kisses help?
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ! THEY KISSED AND NO ONE EVEN TOOK ANY PICS OF IT!!!!
SpearOfSappho: oh
cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ANGEL x DEMON EMEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOW BURN STAR CROSSED ROMANCE 100k LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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shadedanomaly · 5 days
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months
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There is a Fandom based on the internal organs of a human and I got into a heated debate with a shipper because they mischaracterized the brain in a fan art.
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fanfictiondramione · 11 months
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From the Grave I've grow Through the pouring rain before you I would pay the cross To be in your arms The fire I would walk through For all the pain I caused you Oh, I would pay the cross To be in your arms
(From the grave by James Arthur)
(Art by @marycagnin)
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spiritmoodboards · 17 days
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Shipboard for Jessie and Delia/Hanamusa (Pokemon) For @anendoandfriendo :) Hope you like the look!! ^^
We're closed for now~ Thank you!
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outlanderskin · 26 days
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“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.” ― Mahatma Gandhi
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i want to point out that when Angel offered his hand and Husk took it, this expression crossed his face.
he never expected Husk to take his hand
Husk was ready to accept him once he was Anthony, not Angel
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seashoreships · 4 months
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Hi okay the tawog fixation is creeping back up on me sorry Stickmin followers I’ll post more on that later…. (°_°”)
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sugarbear2001 · 6 months
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I love how Franky and Robin wear speedos on the battle field in Film Z; they are so married to me. We love a couple dedicated to serving cunt together.
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1thelordd · 7 months
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Just feeding my obsession.
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Reference that I used:
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bersqunk · 2 months
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💚Clay & Viva💛
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If I had to choose one I think my favorite would be Viva 😊 she is happy and energetic troll with in need of healing 💛
While I can just vibe with clay ( I also enjoy budgeting my finances too) 😆📊📋💚
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icespur · 1 month
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Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #102
*playing twister* Futaba: Right hand red. Akechi: *ends up on top of Akiren* Akechi: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Futaba: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Love Amy with any of these 4 hedgies!
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fanfictiondramione · 5 months
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Never meant to leave you there, a crown of roses in your hair Along with everything you ever feared And every step I see our face, and even though I'm miles away Just close your eyes, and you can feel me here And feel me here
Don't give up even when I'm gone Don't give up
(From the Grave by James Arthur)
Art credits to Paulina Klime
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spiritmoodboards · 4 months
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Shipboard for Clint and Natasha (MCU) For @phoenixofthestars c: Hope you like the look!
Send an ask, we're open~!
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outlanderskin · 4 months
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Sam is seen with a random woman: they are lovers.
Sam is seen with any man: they are lovers.
Sam is seen with the Pope: They are lovers.
Sam is seen with Camila Parker: they are lovers.
Sam is seen with an alien: they are lovers.
Sam is seen with Caitríona: oh what a beautiful friendship.
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