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lewiathans · 2 months
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They need to put him on the cover of Vogue!
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ereminist · 11 months
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Armin: Yeah, I'm super into murder mysteries and true crime!
Eren, flirting: You know, I've been suspected for a few murders myself 😏
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hangeslefteye · 1 year
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TWEETS THAT GİVES ME ZEKE JEAGER VİBES
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shikiii-skadi · 1 year
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Attack on Titan Love language Season 4ver.
part 1 (eren jäger, mikasa ackermann, armin arlert, levi ackermann, christa lenz)
includes: eren jäger, reiner braun. pieck finger, porco galliard, colt grice
warnings: mentioning of insecurity
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Eren Jäger:
How they love you: Physical Touch
Over the years, he has become expressionless. After all he has seen and done, he feels most comfortable when you touch each other, since he is no longer able to express his love for you with words.
How they want to be loved: Words of Affirmation
Even if he would not admit it but there are times when he doubts himself or the things, he believes in. At these times he wants to hear nothing but your soothing words filled with so much love for him. He himself can't understand why you still want to be by his side.
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Reiner Braun:
How they love you: Acts of Service
Reiner thinks he doesn't deserve you. He thinks it's more tolerable to be by your side if he is of use to you. If you need something, you don't even have to say something. He is already on his way to get it for you. Reiner is doing the little things as well. Always checking if you have enough water with you while training or if you seat in a meeting is close enough to the front so you can hear and see everything.
How they want to be loved: Words of Affirmation
As said before, Reiner is really insecure. He thinks he doesn't deserve you and that you deserve someone better than a broken man like him, with whom you will never have the life you dreamed of, because of his position as a warrior and Ymir's curse. But if you, someone so wonderful and important to him, tells him how much you love and appreciate him, he feels a bit better about himself.
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Pieck Finger:
How they love you: Physical Touch
Pieck likes to touch you. She likes the feeling of your soft skin and how warm it feels. There is nothing is better than to cuddle with you after a long and stressful day. Pieck also likes to give small gestures of affection, for example fixing the collar of your jacket, while slightly brushing against your neck with her fingertips.
How they want to be loved: Quality Time
Pieck knows that you two can't spend your entire lives together, as much as she wishes it. That's why she wants to spend as much time as she possibly can together with you. You don't have to do anything special every time you have a free day. It's enough for her to just cook together or sort out old clothes. The only thing that's important is that you do it together.
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Porco Galliard:
How they love you: Quality Time
Whenever you are together, you have his undivided attention. He will always set aside time just for you. Even if it sometimes doesn't look like it, but Porco always listens to you very closely and remembers what you told him weeks later. You have his full attention even if you are on the other side of the room or something like that.
How they want to be loved: Physical Touch
Porco always tries to maintain his tough guy image, even if it's just the two of you. That's why he often can't bring himself to admit that he really likes it when you two cuddle. Therefore, he is more than happy when you make the first move.
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Colt Grice:
How they love you: Acts of Service
Colt will do anything for you to make your life a little easier. No matter what it is, Colt is immediately at your side ready to help. Even when it comes to easy things, he always asks you if you need his help.
How they want to be loved: Receiving Gifts
Colt can't think of anything nicer than the thought of you spending your free time figuring out what the perfect gift for him would be. All the time and effort you put into this just to make him happy warms his heart. He also doesn't care what it is or if it's valuable. Because the fact that you gave it to him makes it valuable enough.
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yazzivision · 1 year
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How AOT boys would help untangle the knots in your hair
Eren Yeager
acts like he knows how to do everything in the world
"don't worry babe I gotcha," he's the expert
starts okay but then he gets frustrated very fast and starts to tug on your hair
you tell him he's rough and he tells you to shut up because he knows what he's doing
ends up messing your hair even more and you get up from his lap with more knots than before
you cruse him out and he tells you your hair is the problem not him "you don't brush it often how is that my fault???"
makes it up to you by kissing and pinching your cheeks
tugs on your hair one more time because he just loves messing with you like that
Armin Arlert
a gentle sweet boy
you know your head is in good hands when he puts down his pen to untangle your knots
works from the bottom to the top
tugs your hair very softly and mumbles little "sorry"s every now and then
has very soft hands
takes him about 15 mins to be done with your hair
you almost fall asleep because armin is just too gentle and sweet with your head
asks if you're okay every few seconds "is this okay?" "does it feel uncomfortable?" just the sweetest
you end up napping on his lap and he braids your front hairline into cute little braids while you're sleeping
Jean Kirstein
you regret asking him
"you look like Lewis from meet the Robinsons" was the first thing he said to you
is even worse than Eren
starts brushing your hair straight away causing you to let out a series of "ouch"s
half of your hair is already in the brush when he's done
collects your fallen hair from the brush and makes a heart shape with it and hands it to you as an apology gift
you're in tears because your head hurts and you feel like you've gone bald alone from what he's done
"oh nooo don't cry hey at least your hair isn't tangled anymore"
he hugs you and rubs your back but you can feel his chest rising and falling from laughter
he's right because even though you have two hairs on your head right now they're not tangled
Levi Ackerman
you're curious to know how would those slender fingers of his would feel against your scalp
you ask him and he doesn't refuse
starts dividing your hair into even sections
this man knows what he's doing
really gentle with your hair, you can barely feel his fingers except the few occasional tugs to detangle some of the tight knots
compliments your hair, "your scalp is really clean too," never thought you'd be happy if someone praised your scalp but here we are
ends up putting your hair in one big braid because that way "it won't get tangled anymore, plus braids keep the hair healthy and clean."
you almost fell asleep but then he tells you to get up bec his legs are starting to hurt from you
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floralewrites · 1 year
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Hello. Could you do headcanons of Levi's wife being shorter than him? Thanks!
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🌹 If you are shorter than Levi, then you are truly a tiny thing. You could practically fit in the captain’s pocket.
🌹 In spite of how tooth achingly adorable everyone seemed to find you, Levi treats you pretty normally. It’s not that he doesn’t find his own wife adorable, believe me he does, and he demonstrates his affection towards you in private more times than one can count.
🌹 It’s just that, he very much understands how insulting it is to be underestimated just due to your physical appearance so Levi is the last person to judge you.
🌹 He treats you pretty normally. Doesn’t do that thing most taller partners would do where they infantilise you and talk down to you without meaning to. He hates it himself so he will treat and talk to you normally. Really won’t “baby” you because of your size. You are an adult, and you should be treated as such.
🌹 He smirks knowingly, directing pity at any fool who underestimates you because of your height. You’re small but it doesn’t mean you can’t hold your own. When you put them in their place either through physical combat or with your sharp wit, he will give you a proud yet brief smile.
🌹 Being not so tall himself, he panics a bit when he can’t find you in a massive crowd though, can and will search for you from roof tops if it gives him the advantage to spot you. Always holds your hand in a crowd.
🌹 You’re both expert climbers in your shared home. Anything in cabinets and shelves has made you both excel at counter climbing. You both cook together which is actually very cute.
🌹 This is a very balanced relationship. None teases the other about their height because you’re pretty much both in the same boat. As snarky as Levi can be, he’d look super hypocritical if he teased you for that so he doesn’t.
🌹 However… if taller people tease one of you? Watch out.
🌹 The other is coming in quick time with a comeback. You both sort of tag team on the taller individual, making them wish they hadn’t started teasing you in the first place.
🌹 Hange being the one that gets the brunt of this most of the time.
🌹 “Erwin, come get your two elves, they’re bullying me!”
🌹”Elves??? Erwin come get your titan.” You’d retort.
🌹”Don’t think I’ve ever seen a titan with glasses that shitty and thick either.” He’d add.
🌹 “HEY I’ll accept being compared to a titan but making fun of my prescription? That’s just mean Levi!”
🌹 You both switch between spoons when sleeping together. Sometimes you’re the small spoon, sometimes it’s Levi, and you’re both okay with it.
🌹 So yes, mostly this is a very even relationship. He respects you and you him, there isn’t any unfair power imbalance or anything of the like.
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icysinner · 10 months
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mr. kirstein
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ID: more teacher!aot headcanons since these seem to be popular.
warnings: none, just cute
nya note: i love writing abt characters being teachers it rlly fulfills my heart i love that u guys like these. also might do these for sasha & mikasa too!
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teacher!jean is definitely an art teacher.
but he’s an art teacher in a cool way
like, an art teacher that doesn’t give any hard limits because he really cares about creativity
100% cares more about the kids’ expression than what’s on the paper itself
has one of the coolest rooms ever
art rooms are usually the bigger classrooms so i feel like he has a “chill zone” as he calls it
kids probably have lunch in his room cause theres so much space
probably has a great relationship with a lot of kids, even those who don’t take art
“mr. kirstein, do you have a class third period?” “yes, but you can sit in the back if you want to.”
serious but he doesn’t over do it
classroom is so calming half the time the kids are sleeping
was convinced by an “outside source” (you) to get humidifiers and diffusers for the room to get rid of the strength of the paint smell
“can we eat in here?” “you’re not supposed to — but yes.”
“we’re doing paper mache — and before you start throwing tomatoes at me..”
finds himself laughing at the kids’ conversations when he overhears them
“we’re in eleventh grade and you don’t even have your permit. be fucking for real.” *cue laugh from jean*
supportive af
is at the football and basketball games u best believe it
the kids only know small details about you just off of what he says
they keep asking him when he’s gonna propose to you
which he gives in return, “do y’all have engagement ring money?” (he has the engagement ring money, btw)
rarely misses a day cause having a substitute in an art class is just a breeding ground for doing nothing all day
when he does miss work, he always just gives the kids a coloring page and its never graded cause he knows they probably won’t do it
he’s one of those teachers that kids visit when they graduate cause he’s so good at his job <33333
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madewithspice · 10 months
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I don't know if you accept requests like thus, but could I ask for hange hcs or aot hcs as a regular students? I would like to know their routine and hobbies!
Hello how are youu?
Yes of course, our ask box is open, all requests are welcome. I’m just going to assume these are uni students you are asking for :)
Note: I am British so the uni content is based off what I know takes place in England.
AOT Characters As Students
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eren yeager - that student who either sleeps in the back of the class or doesn’t attend at all yet surprisingly he gets decent marks. He is very nonchalant about everything related to studying. His revision method is procrastinate then cram it all in the night before the exam. I can see him studying something like marketing as a major. This man will never stay on campus longer than he needs to. The second the lecture is done he just disappears.
mikasa ackerman - she is the quiet student who gets along with everyone and generally gets good marks. Will tutor others and shares notes to the people who are not in. Will sign you in to the lecture when you ditch the lecture. Somehow she manages to juggle uni and two part time jobs AND still have time to hang out. I can see her studying physiotherapy.
armin arlert - we all know this boy is a little nerd. He lives in the library and self studies other majors whilst studying his own of criminology. He takes his studies very seriously and is a well known top student. Is there every lecture right at the front with his two iPads, not to show off but because he actually uses both at the same time. Out of everyone Armin has the most extracurricular activities, he tutors and works part time, he also volunteers during the holidays.
jean kirstein - he is a mix of Eren and Armin. Sometimes he’s the slob at the back of the class and sometimes he’s the nerd at the front. His whole year just fluctuates up and down. But overall he gets good marks and that’s enough for him. He definitely thinks highly of himself because he studies law but he has Connie and Sasha to bring him back down to Earth. He is on the football team and the baseball team. He’s known as the guy who slide tackled into the goal post and Connie will never let him live it down.
sasha braus - that student who eats in the back of the class and brings the most outrageous meals to try and eat sneakily. She has a whole vlog where she has mukbangs during her lectures. Somehow never gets caught and is always praised for being a good student by the clueless professor. Despite all the snacking, she is a decent student and does try her best to complete assignments and contributes to the workshops. She may act dense but she is quite capable of both working and studying well. Definitely no extras for her, she needs her rest.
connie springer - he is the class clown hands down and all the joking around shows on his results. Sometimes he can’t even scrape a pass but at the end of the year, by some miracle, he passes and celebrates like he was given student of the year. Plays for the basketball team despite his height issues. Let’s face it, he’s there for the parties not the studying so imagine the shock when he found our civil engineering was not as easy as he thought.
erwin smith - the student who always always asks a shit ton of questions and confuses everyone who thought they understood. Takes his role as top student to heart and will compete against everyone. He will flip out if he doesn’t get the highest marks. Submits his assignments in the next day because he’s a fucking swot like that. He tutors but most of his students are scared of him and he revels in that. Is a control freak and knows it. His rich businessman’s son vibes fits well with his accounting and finance major.
hange zoe - that student who barges into the lecture room late and with majority of the items of their room. Smart af but the cooky-ness and general weird behaviour overshadows it. Hange is that student who will be extra and bring in a typewriter or find the craziest topics to do their assignments on. Loves the idea of studying what was and how it came to be so picked anthropology to major in. Has their hands in every extra club ever. Always, always runs everywhere, I don’t think hange knows what walking even is!
levi ackerman - the grumpy lone wolf student who HATES group work or any human interaction yet somehow is the most popular guy in uni. Even the first years can’t help but swoon at the sight of him. The fact he studies history just makes him even more attractive to everyone so he purposely goes out of his way to be unapproachable. He has his close friend, and I mean just one friend, and the rest are just extras in his life. Never joins in with anything fun or exciting and definitely no sports club but taekwondo does tickle his fancy.
- Kiki.
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urfavbasicbitch · 1 year
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I could take both (not in a fight)
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romantichomicide95 · 1 year
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What do you think the AOT guys who call their S/O like what are there go to pet names?
Hey anon sorry this took so long!
Levi-
Levi doesn’t use any pet names at all. I think he would probably affectionately call you brat or shithead or something. But as much as people want to HC him as saying them his canon personality doesn’t strike me as one to use those types of things. He shows his affection with acts of service not words. I think at first it would annoy him if you called him pet names because he’d think it was silly, but over time if you ever stopped he’d think something was wrong and internalize it.
Erwin -
I also actually don’t see Erwin as being overly affectionate. I think he would use a name like dear. He strikes me as a little old fashioned in that way. So dear or hon. When you were alone he would probably use my love a lot.
Reiner-
Babe. Definitely uses babe a lot. Like I don’t think he’d ever call you by your first name once you started dating. He would just be like babe is your new name and you just have to deal with it. When he was really needing your attention I can see him saying baby in a whiney way.
Jean-
Jean uses literally every pet name under the sun. Babe, baby, sweetheart, my love, honey etc. But he’d just say your name around the guys, when you called him pet names in front of the boys his cheeks would go red, but secretly he loved it.
Eren-
Eren I think would probably just say babe. He might use other names in private but the most your going to get from him is babe in any type of public setting. I really think Erens the type of guy to act differently to his s/o in public vs private.
Armin -
Armin would say very affectionate type pet names. My love, sweetheart, princess and things like that. He’s the only one of the guys I think would ever say anything like princess. For some weird reason I see s/o of his calling him my king and he’d go bright red every time but it would be his favorite thing.
Connie-
I never do Connie because I don’t feel like I know him well but for this I definitely think he’d come up with some goofy ass name for you and it would be kind of an inside joke but also like “your thing” and you’d really love it.
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lewiathans · 1 year
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haha thanks mom … pain
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ly0nstea · 11 months
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My headcanons about Floch's family because the anime never gives us anything:
Flochs dad died in the military when he was very young, he wasn't in the servey corps so it was a very shocking thing
Floch has an older brother and a younger sister, and when he pictures Eldia and Eldian's it's their faces he thinks of. His brother is Eldia's strength and it's pride, and his sister are the innocent Eldians that he wants to protect, when he died it was them he was thinking of, not Eren.
Floch's brother is in the Garrison and his sister is a medic for the military, they both survived the rumbling
Floch really looks up to his brother
Floch's family were told by the government that he died fighting valiantly, and he was given a very large and mournful funeral considering his role in establishing the Jaegerist Regime, he has an empty grave next to Eren's, with a very large headstone with engravings on it
Floch's sister named her first son after him.
Floch planned to settle down and have a family after the rumbling, he was going to name his first son Eren Erwin Forster
Floch didn't have any romantic partners at the time of his death because he wanted to give all his energy to Eldia until it was secure, leading to him being very lonely in the last months before the Rumbling
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hangeslefteye · 1 year
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TWEETS THAT GİVES ME PORCO GALLİARD VİBES
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shikiii-skadi · 1 year
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Hey, how are you?? could i request a hc's from AOT characters (with Levi please) react to their s/o calling them handsome/pretty?
i'm fine. thanks for asking :) sorry for the long wait. i kinda lost my motivation to write and then i had to go to the hospital for over two months, where there was no internet except for a common room, which was always occupied. T-T but now that i am back home, i will try to answer all of my requests before the end of the year.
includes: levi ackermann, mikasa ackermann, christa lenz, berthold hoover, jean kirschstein warnings: none, pure fluff :)
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Levi Ackermann:
Levi.exe stopped working
Levi would stare at you with his usual expression. It would take him a while to fully process what you just told him. But even after, you wouldn't be able to see how flustered he is.
He won't say anything to you in reply because he is just awkward and confused about this. Honestly, this whole situation is going to be extremally awkward if you don't proceed with a different topic. Levi would definitely be thankful for it.
Probably no one ever has told him that he is handsome.
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Mikasa Ackermann:
She is not used to be called pretty. Most people would rather call her strong. So, she is rather flustered by your statement especially if you are blunt about it.
Mikasa would blush instantly. Her eyes are fixated on the ground as she mutters a small thank you.
At night, when she found her composure again, and it's just the two of you, she would tell you in the smallest detail every little thing she finds so breathtaking and endearing about you.
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Christa Lenz:
She knows how to carry herself. Christa will smile sweetly at you and tells you that you are very pretty/handsome yourself.
She probably gets a lot of compliments but because it comes from you, she will cherish it.
Christa now made it her mission to tell you how beautiful you are at least once a day.
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Berthold Hoover:
Berthold is going to be super awkward. He would just start to laugh nervously, as his hands get sweatier with every passing second.
At first, he would think, you aren't talking to him until he sees your confused expression. After all, it's not often that someone would call him handsome.
After he had calmed down a bit, he would tell you shyly that he thinks you are a lot more pretty/handsome.
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Jean Kirschstein:
Tries to act cocky about it but is way too flustered for his own good. He stumbles over his own words as he also tries to give you a compliment. In the end, he probably said something weird like: "I like that you have eyes."
And he will forever be teased by the others for it.
I think that he got called handsome a few times before but that doesn't mean he knows how to handle this situation. And it makes it even worse for him that you, the person he has a crush on, told him that.
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scumbagjaeger · 1 year
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Rating: 18+! mdni
Me waking up at 5am with the most depraved thoughts about Jean, Connie and Sasha in a college AU that I will be turning into a full fic, here’s the rundown
Starts with Jean/Sasha with a dash of Jean/Connie/Sasha, and then ends with just Connie/Sasha, they’re endgame sorry not sorry (I love Springles) (it’s just because my friends tell me I’m just like Sasha and I am a fiend for Constance Springer)
First of all, you already know that they were all friends in high school, none of that awkward first meeting in History 101 thing
They can’t even remember how they met but Connie and Jean were those middle school bros with the snapbacks and jailbroken phones
Jean was asked to show Sasha around when she moved from the countryside in their freshman year of high school
Okay so now in college basically they all have the plan to just get laid as much as possible
Jk but they just want to party and be part of the crazy college scheme that they used to spend HOURS talking about in high school
“Guys… would you ever smoke weed?” —Jean at one point
Sorry this is still background but like I always imagine them growing up Midwest? I wanna say Chicago but deep down I’m thinking they grew up in like St Paul and they were all fairly sheltered oop
They go to college in Chicago for the big city life and they all apply together and they cry when they all get accepted
So yeah they’re trying to be adults now they rule!!!1!!! It’s so cheesy but they are 18 and suddenly they are like wow this adult thing is pretty nice 😎
Connie is kind of the rizzler?? No shock there but he is actually bringing so many women back to his and Jean’s dorm
The forms I had in college would be two bedrooms (with two beds each) and then a shared bathroom/fridge space?? So Connie and Jean are roommates and Marco is their suite mate in the other bedroom
Jean ends up having to stay with their suite-mate Marco because Marco’s roommate ended up dropping out after a day
Connie inadvertently cock blocks his friends but other while they’d pull as well??
Sorry Jean plays the sweet-romance game because he thinks he’s going to fall in love at a college party the first week 💀 and Connie swoops in making these ladies die laughing
He’s also just super affectionate with Sasha too like she’ll be rizzing up some guy and he’ll swing an arm around her waist “Sash we gotta host parties when we get our house together!!!”
He just means next year, the three of them plan on getting a townhouse together, but it’s enough to scare away the guy Sasha was talking to :(
At one point they have a mini intervention where they’re like “bro how do you do it????” And Connie’s like “what can I say, a rizzler’s gotta rizz 😎🥵”
I don’t think there would be much sexual interest or jealousy between any of them because they’re besties
Maybe in high school they had that drama about liking each other but they’re 18 now?? High school was so last year they are ADULTS remember
But idk maybe Sasha makes a comment about Connie cockblocking her, just an innocent joke, and he lowkey gets offended? “Damn my bad, I’ll let you cook next time ig”
So at the next party, Sasha meets Niccolo and of course they hit it off and Connie’s like okay why is this bothering me who gives a fuck, he ends up bringing a girl back to his dorm anyway so who cares LOL not that guy
Oh I forgot to say this but when Jean brings someone home Connie goes to Sasha’s and they literally share her tiny ass twin bed, usually drunk and watching some movie on her laptop, Ymir is normally in Historia’s room anyway so it works (but Ymir and Connie are homies too so she dgaf)
Anyway after her and Niccolo hook up, Sasha is super bummed?? The three of them are hanging out on campus and she’s like “yeah idk I thought we had something but our conversations just kind of fizzled out :(“
And Connie laughs? He’s like “lmao wait you talk to these people after you hook up with them??”
He explains that the whole point is that you go into it not expecting to ever see them again, that’s how he can be so bold with his flirting/jokes. It’s a HOOK UP not a MARRIAGE
And Jean kind of defends Sasha because he is also a big romantic and is constantly getting his hopes up? Poor guy
So one thing leads to another and (completely sober) Jean and Sasha decide they’re going to hook up???
It’s so awkward when they talk about it lol. Sasha’s like “man wtf how does Connie just not develop feeling for the girls he’s sleeping with” and Jean’s like “right that’s insane we should like, hook up and see” (totally joking) and Sasha’s like “omg yeah good one”
For half of their conversation, Jean can’t tell if she’s just going along with the joke
But it does make sense to them?? Like they will go to the party with Connie who will inevitably bring someone back to their dorm, and Jean and Sasha can pretend like they’ve just met and that they’re hooking up, then in the morning they go back to being friends
Unrelated but they’ve all definitely talked about their kinks before and Sasha hits Jean with the “S-step bro” and he whimpers
Also unrelated but Connie thought that the “Step bro, I’m stuck” things were the funniest shit in the world but that’s when they discovered Jean is bisexual, Jean included lol
Anyway the sex is good?? They are already so comfortable with each other, Jean makes sure Sasha is comfortable and that things feel good, she lowkey helps him with how to eat a girl out properly lol
Also Sasha has insane bedroom eyes and she doesn’t even know it? Her sex faces are unreal. Jean’s fucking her missionary style and he’s like “—this good?” And she lets out a breathy “Yeah, fuck, like that—” and he is like “bro don’t look at me like that or I’ll cum”
Afterwards Jean asks if they can cuddle and she’s like “wtf no? We’re supposed to not make thing a thing, we’re just friends again” and Jean is like “but we’d cuddle when we’re friends. We literally cuddled last week” and she’s like “damn you’re right okay c’mere”
The next morning Sasha’s like “omg! We did that! And I don’t want to do it again” and Jean’s like “wait WHAT” like he’s worried she had a bad experience and she’s like “No no no like I WOULD do it again but I don’t want to like date you!!” And he’s like “oh, good!!! Me too!!” And they high five
Jean goes to his dorm and Connie’s not there but Marco is and he’s like “Marco, I slept with Sasha and we don’t want to do it again 😎” and he’s like “what the fuck?”
Jean and Marco are also on the extremely slowburn train to romance-ville but until then they’re just homies, each other’s confidants
Marco tells Jean “I don’t know how you could hook up with anyone at all? Don’t you want the intimacy and love that comes with being with one person?” Because Marco doesn’t join in on their schemes, he also came from a sheltered childhood but he’s just so honest and sweet and we love our sweet boy
Of course Jean wants that too! He’s just a dumb idiot who thinks with his dick too much(‘: but someday he will learn and Marco will be there for him
Anyway idk about anyone else’s college experience but we had like four different card game variants of like “drink if you have the most unopened emails” or “drink if you are the last person to put your finger on your nose”
So of course they play that one time in Sasha’s room with their friends
“Drink if you’ve slept with someone else in this room” and everyone’s laughing, of course Eren and Mikasa drink, and Ymir and Historia drink, but then Jean takes a sip and it’s like SILENT
And Connie’s like “HEADASS get outta here, your fantasies don’t count” and Jean is looking at Sasha like bro help me
So then she takes a drink
And everyone is like hooting and hollering, but now Connie is silent
Jean’s laughing and telling them “yeah it was just a one time thing lol we’re just friends”
He’s lowkey hurt that they didn’t tell him?? He thinks it happened in like high school or something
They notice he’s upset and they end up confronting him after he avoids them bc we know Connie can’t deal with his emotions xoxo
“I just can’t believe you guys had sex without me??” He means without TELLING me but he’s upset yk. And Sasha’s like “well fine do you want to have sex with us?”
And it’s silent for like four minutes. Also they’re eating lunch in like Burger King so Jean’s mouth is full of a whopper burger as Sasha says this and he just freezes, and then slowly continues to eat
I feel like Connie is straight/has a strong preference towards women, but the idea of fucking a woman with another guy he’s totally down for yk, he’s definitely comfortable with himself and open to experimenting but something about Jean fucking THEIR friend Sasha fires him up??
He’s still the most experienced out of the three of them, never in a threesome but has watched enough of them lol, he even did extra research to prepare omg
He strokes himself off underneath Sasha, who’s being fucked by Jean
And Connie’s an ass? Talking to them like a little shit. “So this is how you did it without me last time, huh? I missed out on all this fun?”
I’ll save the big details for the fic so you have to read it sorry xoxo, but let’s say Jean ends up fucking Sasha’s mouth while Connie switches and begins fucking her? Like your classic Eiffel Tower shit
They definitely high five while fucking Sasha lol but she’s also loving it we know she’s a freak
I bet Connie would feel this weird possession about fucking Sasha? Like he sees how wet she got from cumming with Jean’s cock inside her and he’s like well we gotta out do this, I gotta show her how good I’m gonna make her feel
No warning just immediately rams himself into her, her gasp barely audible around Jean’s cock
And this is when he starts to like “hm I could get used to this”, just an idle thought he brushes off as he slaps her ass, grabbing the fat of it afterwards to thrust deeper into her
I bet they talked about it before, but Connie definitely is all “You gonna let me cum inside you, huh, Sash? Gonna be a good girl and let me fill you up?”
Jean’s already came in her mouth and he’s holding her, petting her hair and playing with her tits as she cries out, nodding and turning back to look at him
I bet Sasha’s fucked out expression is what sends him over the edge
They end up all passed out next to each other with Sasha in the middle, they’re too sweaty and gross to be comfortable but they promise to help wash the sheets and clean up/get breakfast in the morning
But somehow Connie and Sasha both wake up in the middle of the night (she elbows him accidentally), and before they go back to sleep he’s just kind of like, wait wait
And he slips a hand in her underwear just to feel the mess of his cum leaking into her underwear
Omg he’d slip a finger inside her, trying to push it into her again (fuck I love Connie too much someone needs to put me in horny jail)
She’d just kind of whine quietly, half asleep but wrapping her arm around him and shuffling closer, carefully spreading her legs further
He’d finger her for a little bit but her whines and noises start to get too loud, they’re too lazy to move to the bathroom or something so they put a pin in it
Connie does tilt Sasha’s jaw towards him and kisses her though? It’s like the first time he’s ever kissed a girl after sex so it’s kind of startling to him, it just seems too romantic and he can’t possibly feeling this towards his best pal Sasha??
But Sasha’s kissed guys after sex so she’s like whatever lol gnight dude
Things are fine between the three of them because Connie just compartmentalizes his emotions and Jean and Sasha have already fucked
But now when they talk about going to parties, Connie doesn’t really want to hook up with random girls anymore? And he gets pissy when Sasha mentions bringing a guy back to her place
But also Sasha picks up on that and she doesn’t even seem to care about the guys she’s hooking up with?? Jean can see it SO CLEARLY she’s using these other guys to distract herself from Connie
One day Jean shows up at Sasha’s door and is like “so when did you start liking Connie?”
Ends with Sasha crying to Jean about how she doesn’t know? He had a thing for her in their sophomore year of high school? They were each others first kisses? She even had a thing for him once in their senior year, but this is DIFFERENT she knows it’s going to ruin their friendship
Literally Ymir and Historia are there because they were just giving her shit for this too but now they’re comforting her
Jean just had the EXACT SAME conversation with Connie, even with the same tears, and Eren and Mikasa there to comfort him LMAO
But Jean doesn’t say anything about that, he just says she should talk to him about it (just like he told Connie to do) and she’s like lol NO
A couple days later though Connie says the most OUTTA pocket thing?? Something about a girlfriend??
In my mind it’s always Mina just because but idk we’ll see
Connie in an attempt to evade the confrontation of talking to Sasha about his feelings has decided that burying them deep inside himself is the way to go
And Sasha literally texts Jean and is like SEE?!???? He doesn’t like me it’s fine this is fine 🥲
And Jean is like THESE TWO DUMBASSES WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
Cue him and Marco having to play matchmaker, maybe even fall in love themselves while they’re at it 😗
Idk how it’s gonna end ngl but if you stuck around this long you should tell me your thoughts via reply or ask
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floralewrites · 1 year
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Hi. How do you think Levi'd act if his wife gave him the silent treatment after an argument (he lashed out on her or they both had a misunderstanding or they both yelled at each other) and later the same day found her crying silently in their room and tried to hide her tears? Headcanons please.
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🌹 He absolutely hates it when you give him the silent treatment.
🌹 He keeps up a rather unaffected facade but deep down guilt eats away at him.
🌹He respects your boundaries, so he opts to give you some space in worry of upsetting you if he says anything further.
🌹He recounts your little spat a million times in his head wondering where things went wrong and if he could have said anything differently. If he hadn’t snapped, you wouldn’t be so far from his reach now. You wouldn’t be ignoring his presence.
🌹He’s really not the best with words, at least words that reveal his vulnerability. He wants to so badly apologise and tell you how much you mean to him, how you keeping your distance is affecting him. He just doesn’t know what to say.
🌹Impromptu hallway run ins are really awkward for the both of you. Both of you wanting to say something to the other, but not allowing yourselves to in fear of upsetting the other further.
🌹So he decides to grab your attention the way he knows best. A language which he does speak. Action. He will do acts of service here and there to demonstrate that even if you aren’t talking to him, even if you choose to ignore him like a mere fly on the wall, you still have him. He’s still here. He still has your back no matter what.
🌹He will cover you with a blanket when you’re asleep. He will prepare breakfast for you in the mornings. He will clean your room and organise your belongings. Take on your extra paperwork when you’re asleep so you wake up and its done. Patch up your wounds. Wash your hair and body when you’re too battered and tired to even move. He loves you and he shows you he does in all these subtle ways.
🌹“You don’t have to talk to me, just don’t avoid me.” Is all he says.
🌹And with that your heart swells and tears well up in your eyes. You can’t keep this up any longer.
🌹“I’m sorry!” “I apologise.” You both say in unison.
🌹The look he gives you is one of longing, sadness and relief. God he missed your voice. He just grabs you and pulls you in a hug.
🌹“Levi, Im sorry for the way I’ve acted I should’ve-“
🌹“Tch, i don’t even care about that, brat.” His embrace tightens. “I’m just glad you’re speaking to me again.”
🌹Your eyes widen as you return the hug.
🌹“I’m not the best with words y/n, and i can’t promise this will change, but i will do whatever possible to work on-“
🌹Your turn to hush him now. You pull him into a kiss and hug him impossibly tight.
🌹Whatever it was that transpired between you two was a non issue for now, you had a lot of missed quality time to make up for.
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