GINA TORRES as CLEOPATRA in XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001) Season 3, Episode 8, 'The King of Assassins'

EPISODE 5: Let’s get out Asya!!! - Dane

Ok sooooo somehow I survived FOUR tribals? Yall know I never speak to anyone in game and just rely on comp wins usually so this is WILD. Actually having to speak to people is fucking lonnnnggggg and they get so aggy when ya don’t reply instantly? But anyway I somehow survived my first tribe, defo helped that I made up with Chloe and already knew dan/Asya/trace. I’m SO SAD that trace is gone but the ladies weren’t having it and I’m not sticking my neck out trying to look like a fool rn to save someone.

*Lachie walks away and then slowly tiptoes back into frame*

Also I was in an alliance with Chloe/raffy/Asya and John that we made when Chloe and I decided to rally the votes to get Nic out. And that rlly helped me not be 3rd/4th boot so I guess bejng nice to chloe pays off!! I’m pretty sure dan thinks he’s the one that did the dirty work for nic to go but Chloe and I got those votes going way before he thought about soooo MWAH

What is this hot mess I’m living in WHAT! I’m glad that the royals out number the rebels but I really like John, it would be nice to have a side deal with him or something!  I was ready for some excitement to happen in this game to mix it up a bit but STILL

Okay SO we just got a tribe swap and lowkey it’s best case scenario! The rebels got completely swap fucked and one is even exiled at the moment. On my tribe I have Linus and Glo from Royals and Dan and Asya from the Rebels! I’m reallly close with Linus and I’m decently close with Glo Glo so I trust them to hopefully not flip on me! Also I love the 2 rebels we got on our tribe JUST because I know I’m going to have to split up Dan/Amanda/Asya at some point and now that 2/3 of them are I can just use the excuse of “we’re just trying to stay Royal strong! We had no other choice!” Right now we have a reward challenge going on and highkey I’m not even going to try for it. I think even giving Dan and Asya the chance to find an idol is not what I need in my life. I want a clean voteout. However there is a chance that they already have an idol from their old tribe so in the case we go to tribal then I’d have to play it smart. I have an old friendship with Dan but I think it’d be easier to vote him out. Asya sucks at challenges so if we go to tribal then I’ll just play up “challenge strong!! Let’s get out Asya!!!” to Dan. And then me, Linus, and Glo will vote out Dan. This is all best case scenario since I don’t even know if I can trust Glo Glo that much so I have to be on the lookout for her.

I'M A WINNER BABY YEEHAW. I'm the first Rebel this season to actually win something. Are you surprised? because I sure am!!

*Chloe’s expression drops suddenly*

If these bastards dare to think that I will play jeopardy for them, then they have another thing coming. If we lose this challenge I am not having it be on my ass!!! 

*The challenge commences and Chloe’s tribe loses*

I'm gonna go scroll through tinder and get some validation from random men for the fact that I'm back at tribal again.

So we swapped!!! And I got Amanda, Seamus, Anabel with me still and got to meet a new person, Chloe! I feel great first of all because tribe lines could come into a factor and if they do I'm good for a vote. And even better because my final two miss Amanda is with me. Also I love Seamus. I know a lot of people said they're close with him but I think he's funny and I wanna work with him a lot in this game. Amanda and I are called the psychos!!!! LMAO oh we're sweet but a PSYCHO. Also Seamus and I did so bad in jeopardy LMFAO but I had so much fun. But I hate that we lost because Chloe has had the WORST cards dealt to her. Seamus basically was saying goodbye chloe in my pms as we were losing the challenge. asdfgh I really like Chloe too I would rather vote out like over half the cast before her but like... I'm a little sheep I wanna follow someone for this vote.

This is going to be a long one because I haven't confessed since Trace was voted out. Going back to Trace's tribal council, he couldn't have convinced me to vote Chloe or Dan out. Everyone besides Trace was part of my alliance, so I am glad we got split up because that means that we don't have to kill each other. However, I will miss Trace because he is a great guy, and he was good at the challenges which would be sorely missed if he was going to end up on a tribe with me. This swap is not cute. On no tribe do Rebels have majority. Meanwhile, I'm over here in exile acting like Boo Boo the Fool. I guarantee that any tribe that goes to tribal will send a Rebel home. It sucks. We're just going to get picked off one by one by these stupid Royals and there is nothing we can do about it. We have no idol, and therefore no hope. Luckily, I did get to search the reward grid, but I doubt I'd be able to find anything there either. Even with the help of John and Chloe, I couldn't find the Manahune idol so what makes me think I'll find this one? I'm just frustrated that there's nothing I can do to help my allies and my game. It's all going to shambles at this point. The one thing I can do is try to make merge. Hopefully, by then, the Royals will turn on each other. Chloe is going to die. She's alone on a tribe with 4 Royals. I doubt they would flip on themselves this early in the game. I mean, they SHOULD be going after Anabel since she literally won last season, but I heavily doubt that's going to happen. It's not this community's style. I just hope that someone isn't talking or socializing making them an outcast. I want THAT person to go. Plus, if I end up on a tribe with Chloe, we could make something work, but if Chloe goes then I'll be the one Rebel against 4 Royals. I'm sick of it. I'm dreading going into this new tribe with merge so far away. Survivor Gods, please bless me tonight.

we're really coming to chloes tribe to vote her tf out huh. apparently she wants to make a threesome with seamus/ana and vote one of me or AMANDA out. so we could be in danger if there's an idol. even if it's fake it's finally a good reason to vote off chloe for sure