May or may not have more of these pics… buttttt 😜 just wanted to give you a handful to start 🤭 pun intended
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Anyone like sweet potato’s 🍠 Wanna taste mine? 👅 💦 #Foodie #Yum
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closed starter for @excelxior ft. lily based on lost in translation bullet
The sigh left her lips - dreading the conversation that the other went ahead and brought to her attention. She knew it was coming, the inevitable talk of where their future was headed but Lily wasn’t that type of person. Even thinking about the word committment made her skin crawl as it never worked well for her in the past and she didn’t want to ruin what was going on between them already. “So, you want me to be your girlfriend? That is what is going on?”
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❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
“ Ah, I avoid undergarments also, they stifle my nether regions. Was that too much information? “ She mused, a toothy grin upon her face.
“ Limgrave is an unruly place, accompanied by many a storm and breeze alike. I suppose you most likely know that I avoid underwear already... “ Once again, another sly statement. She found it awfully simple to slip such comments into conversations naturally. It often secured her a night betwixt another’s legs, though it did also result in a sharp slap to the face. “ The proof is in witnessing the empirical. Unless, of course, you have chafed to the point of it being unsightly. “
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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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"I live in a constant dichotomy between wanting you to love me and wanting you to treat me like a warm hole that you cum in."
How the fuck am I meant to respond to that??
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my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.
she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.
i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world
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