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#she is a handful
fluffy-subby · 7 months
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Random fact of the day: A group of porcupines is called a prickle😄
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marlene mckinnon
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sinfulsunflower · 3 months
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May or may not have more of these pics… buttttt 😜 just wanted to give you a handful to start 🤭 pun intended
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darkrebelkat · 3 months
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girlxso · 2 years
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Anyone like sweet potato’s 🍠 Wanna taste mine? 👅 💦 #Foodie #Yum
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lostrnkets · 2 years
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closed starter for @excelxior​​ ft. lily based on lost in translation bullet
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The sigh left her lips - dreading the conversation that the other went ahead and brought to her attention. She knew it was coming, the inevitable talk of where their future was headed but Lily wasn’t that type of person. Even thinking about the word committment made her skin crawl as it never worked well for her in the past and she didn’t want to ruin what was going on between them already. “So, you want me to be your girlfriend? That is what is going on?”
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souls-gone · 2 years
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❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
“ Ah, I avoid undergarments also, they stifle my nether regions. Was that too much information? “ She mused, a toothy grin upon her face.
“ Limgrave is an unruly place, accompanied by many a storm and breeze alike. I suppose you most likely know that I avoid underwear already... “ Once again, another sly statement. She found it awfully simple to slip such comments into conversations naturally. It often secured her a night betwixt another’s legs, though it did also result in a sharp slap to the face. “ The proof is in witnessing the empirical. Unless, of course, you have chafed to the point of it being unsightly. “
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thesinglesock · 4 months
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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.
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xshinina · 1 year
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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abracadaze · 1 year
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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malinaa · 4 months
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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fluffy-subby · 2 months
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Random fact of the day: The word "friends" is said in every episode of Friends.
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biasfuck · 4 months
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"I live in a constant dichotomy between wanting you to love me and wanting you to treat me like a warm hole that you cum in."
How the fuck am I meant to respond to that??
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8dayrain · 4 months
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first day of school
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narwhalsarefalling · 1 year
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my mother taught me to crochet when i was young. she was left handed, so she taught me how in the bathroom mirror so her hands would be in the right position.
she learned to crochet from her grandmother, who was right handed. her grandma was the one that originally used the bathroom mirror to teach her granddaughter properly.
i find something poetic about that. here in this bathroom mirror, through generations, we adapt to our young who have a different way of learning and interacting with the world
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xignis · 11 months
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ok
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