#she grew up getting chomped by vampires but she's doing pretty okay mentally as long as she compartmentalizes everything | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

belovedblabber · 1 year

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I keep staying up way too late and now I’m thinking about Seril my little curse of strahd gunslinger and how I need to talk about her more on here because I want to talk about her so bad

#dnd #curse of strahd #she's my baby and my darling and she's trying her best but she's very tired and everyone is stressing her out all the time #she's 4'11 and 90 pounds and very anemic #she has a negative strength score #women want her #she's from barovia but she got out for some years and was a pirate for awhile and then she was a solo adventurer #and she's seen so much weird shit #she grew up getting chomped by vampires but she's doing pretty okay mentally as long as she compartmentalizes everything #a combination of weapons feats and subclass have made her a mechanical nightmare for the dm and she can hypothetically attack 5 times #in an opening round of combat #she's shorter than everyone but the gnome but she scared two of her much taller party members until they got to know her better #she's been assigned mom at 25 #her best friend is a tiny he/they gay kobold who taught her how to make guns on a pirate ship #she is the only party member who has not gotten at least one ominous secret zone chat with the dm because everyone else keeps fucking around #and thus finding out #she cannot read #she knits and crochets and enjoys cross stitching and flowers #she looks like an edgelord and seems intimidating because she's often very flat affect but she is in fact very sweet #and full of love #and wants to talk to people and get to know them and make friends #she's a nightmare to any npc who doesn't want to have a nice little chat #her introduction to van richten was shooting him twice because he was trying to steak the friend she had JUST gotten cool with hours before #she's a lesbian and she has canonically fucked more than anybody else in the party #she is kissing ireena #she had to make her guns special because she's so small #she has big tall energy but she's shorter than the 14 year old the party adopted #she just got some magic and she has no idea how or why #she is so full of love all 4 foot 11 inches of her anemic gay little frame is full of love #she eats raw potatoes like apples

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