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i’m so bored :/

What part of the body do you want to touch the most

The IRA has requested that I start eating french fries

Just a often reminder that Twerklolababy is the standard model i think of when i say fine ass woman. You can call me a simp all you want, but i do know this, the women yall think are better? STANK. They don't wash their ass, they can't cook, they can't take care of their kids and love them, they can't even maintain their shape AFTER they have kids! But she did, she's not with her baby daddy anymore and she's moving on and doing her. As she should...And she's so quiet!!! I love her they way she is, and IF i was her man, i wouldnt care about her twerking online, cause she'd be blessing me with her wet kitty every night. Twerklolababy IS the Standard baddie!

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I want to meet a clever, interesting, and handsome man who will love me and I will be happy with him. I like kind, responsive, clever, and tender men. He will listen to me and I want him to support me in any situation. I want to go with him hand by hand all my life.

I can twerk on your🍆 if you’d like

Maverick, trying to flirt: My dick is like life... Life is hard.

Iceman, blankly: Life is also short.

Maverick: Listen here, you annoyingly sexy son of a bitch-

Iceman, trying to contain his upset: You should know that my mother is an incredibly kind, respected, and well loved woman.

Maverick: I meant your father?

Iceman: ...

Iceman: Continue.