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meowmeowuchiha · 2 years
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OKAY PSA TIME
Goldfish CANNOT live in bowls.
They are meant to grow 1ft to 1.5ft long, and live AT LEAST 20 years. Look at this contrast photo between a baby goldfish and an adult
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Now, goldfish need, preferably, a MINIMUM of a 29 gallon tank, with 40+ being ideal, especially for multiple. These guys could also out shit an elephant, so you need to be very vigilant about water changes and have a good filtration system (water changes should NEVER be more than 30% of the water, unless dire circumstances. Even THEN, you NEVER want to drain 100% of the water)
"But don't they grow to the size of their tank?"
NO
Their OUTSIDE growth is stunted to an extreme degree, but their INSIDES keep growing until THEIR ORGANS RUPTURE. IT IS A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FOR THESE GUYS.
The myth that they can be kept in bowls can be traced back to ancient China. An emperor wanted to show off his very opulent goldfish to his party guests, but he couldn't exactly bring them all out to his pond and just point out the fish to everyone. So, they were scooped up into bowls and displayed that way before they were dumped back in their pond.
NEVER put a goldfish in a bowl. They very literally cannot survive.
"But what CAN live in a bowl?"
Plants. That's it. Maybe a couple tiny snails that hitched a ride on the plants. Not even betta fish. Sure, they can SURVIVE, but the quality of life will be abysmal and they will STILL die far before they would have otherwise had they been given proper care.
2.5 gallons is the MINIMUM suggested size for the average betta, with 5+ gallons being ideal. For example, here's my setup. It's 3 gallons.
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All the plants are live, and don't be intimidated by them. Most don't actually require any extra care! They also help keep the water parameters a bit more stable since they feed on nitrates.
Oh, yeah, remember that nitrogen cycle thing you learned about in high school that you never thought you'd use for literally anything? THE ENTIRE AQUARIUM HOBBY RUNS ON IT. Even a rudimentary understanding is good enough, you don't have to know the nitty gritty.
Please please PLEASE do your research before purchasing ANY living thing.
If anyone has specific questions, feel free to dm me!!!
I work at a pet store, and I thoroughly enjoy teaching anyone that's willing to learn!!!
EDIT: PLEASE reblog this, I want as many people to see this as possible
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pixiesndberries · 8 months
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𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄 141 — 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄
CONTENTS : calling them while being drunk at 3:00 am.
CHARACTERS : captain price, soap, ghost, and gaz.
WARNING : none just on crack lmaoaoa 😭
AUTHOR'S NOTE : i need to think about this million times, and it took me million times to have a motivation also (i do nsfw..for the one who wanted to request *wink* *wink*) 😇
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JOHN PRICE :
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— lad is sleeping peacefully after a long rest after a tough mission, his nokia went ringing like hell and literally thought the fire alarm went BRAHHH. Old man was flabbergasted and looks like having an heart attack at 3:00 am.
DAD MODE 100 % he would actually think about it for a moment whether he would pick you up or not because he's unsure what things about to happen. Would be worried for a moment since your friends took over in the phone to help you make him pick you up.
WOULD 100 % NAG AT YOU IN THE CAR. I SAID WHAT I SAID 🗣️‼️ and it made the whole ride like this.
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"price i think i will puke the cheerios i ate." you laugh with little hiccups while he was driving stressed while wearing his pajamas on. "hey hey, dont ya' fookin' open that damn window!" he says pulling you away while driving with one hand literally jamming in the whole rode as tokyo drift plays in the car radio.
SOAP :
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— i feel like he's either the one calling you or he is with you 😭 ok but like let's stick with this scenario with him. He was having a nice sleep of course, and ik he snores like this IM SORRY LMAO and his phone started ringing like hell and he went crazy thinking it was the fire alarm.
he would pretend to act like he hates you for not inviting him to drink with you as he was getting ready to leave to pick you up; he's trying to stay in contact with you because first of all you are heavily drunk and just very very late so it's not THAT safe for you so he tried his best to keep in contact with you until he arrives.
He almost crash the car tbh and he almost hit a deer 😇.
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"really not invitin' me? i feel offended." he chuckles teasing your drunk ass, "it's not like that!" you whine nudging him thinking he's actually mad at you. "do you hate me?" you asked looking at him like you were about to cry or something, "yes." "fuck you." "nope you're drunk." (the whole ride is just on crack tbh)
GHOST :
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— MY MAN IS TRYING TO HAVE A REST ONCE FOR HIS LIFE 😭 (please let this man have a vacay) yet you were there, just as he feels like he's sleeping (ik damn that felt good for him) when suddenly HIS PHONE STARTED TO RING. Bro was ready to pull the trigger, but he took a deep breath; at first he never wanted to answer the phone but when he saw those messages that was typed by your friends saying that you need a ride home because you are heavily drunk. Okay for a moment he think about it he was like, if i pick this motherfucker up is there a benefit? okay what if something happens to them then it's my fault?
WHEN HE PICKED YOU UP HE HAS HIS BALACLAVA ON AND YOU WERE SO DRUNK THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING KIDNAPPED 😭‼️ and you were like asking for help and shit and he's just there continues to drive wishing he just made a better decision to burn his phone down. seriously.
after like a whole ass minute you finally shut up and just watch him drive silently 😞 and of course he was like "finally."
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you were watching him drive silently when the car suddenly passed by your favourite fast food chain making you quickly go feral like hell, "I WANT A BITE PLEASE." you say as you keep pulling his shirt trying to make him stop driving, "no." he says as he just continues to drive tiredly, MAN WAS SO DONE. "please mr kidnapper 😭" "lord help me."
GAZ :
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— like soap he was sleeping peacefully and snores like mimimimimi 😇💕 when you called and says that you needed a ride home because you were drunk (you tried insisting that you are not THAT drunk 😭) bro was worried so he was like okay sure so he didn't hesitate but to pick you up even though he still felt sleepy. He really cares for you so he really don't mind.
when he picked you up he helped you going inside the car, putting the car seat on a comfortable position; YOU ARE TREATED LIKE A ROYAL 🗣️‼️ You were mumbling and talking about some topics he doesn't know but continues to listen because he knows you are heavily drunk and you barely know what's happening.
HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY YOUR PARENTS WOULD TRUST FR ‼️
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"-and and this guy came up on me and like hey shawty you need some good dicking there? And i was like fuck you dude!" you continue to babble even though it looks like you were already getting pulled by your sleep making Gaz laugh, "hey that's actually creepy thank god you went away from him." he says calmly as he continues to drive, "yeah yeah- and- and-"
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satorisoup · 1 month
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ICK .ᐟ pt. 1 pt. 2
ft. bokuto, osamu, kuroo, atsumu, and akaashi.
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✉︎ incoming note from the writer .ᐟ
don’t take any of these seriously!! im slandering my own favs in this so dont worry, we suffer together teehee >:3
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ᰔ BOKUTO
this is my blorbo, and it pains me to say it but i just know this man has the worst body odor EVER on match days. it’s genuinely so bad. when he’s on the court with his beefy self sweating up a storm… YIKES i can smell him from here. don’t get me wrong he’s very hygienic and usually smells like a good cologne! but that deodorant is doing nothing when he’s playing volleyball. don’t go sniffing him after a game because you just might burn your nose hairs off.
ᰔ OSAMU
prefers when girls “don’t wear makeup”. yes, he thinks you always look adorable but he doesn’t hesitate to say he likes you better without it. says he likes a “natural girl”, but when you take your makeup off he’s automatically asking if you’re okay because “you look tired.”. PLEASE someone tell this man to hush up when it comes his dumb “preferences” because it just makes him look douchey.
ᰔ KUROO
he’s unfortunately a smart ass. do not try to get into arguments about ANYTHING with him because he’s automatically pulling up google to prove you wrong. and even when its HIM that’s wrong, he continues to try and make himself sound right. it could be about something so minuscule and he already has a wikipedia page open. “no that’s actually not true look-“ KUROO I LOVE YOU BUT SHUT UP! im just trying to talk about a damn bird i saw.
ᰔ ATSUMU
he’s really, really bad at giving gratuity to restaurant staff. he’s super nice to them, but he thinks a $5 tip should work fine on your 100$ check with multiple modifications to your order. he’s so used to his brother giving him free food at onigiri miya that he’s lost all sense of good percentages when it comes to the tip. at this point, cover the tip yourself and let him pay for the rest because he just doesn’t get it.
ᰔ AKAASHI
GRAMMAR POLICE. oh my god. please read over your text 10 times before you send it because he WILL find something wrong with it. even if it’s very obviously a typo, he’s correcting it before he even responds to your message. buy him a shirt that says “you’re*” on it because its his catchphrase at this point. want his help studying? think again. you’re basically going to be redoing everything you had done. you should really just let HIM do it.
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jkslipppiercing · 6 months
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Jailbird teaser | jjk
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♤ summary: He's a jailbird. You're an officer. A forbidden love story. But is he really who he claims to be?
♤ pairing: prisoner!jk x reader, officer!reader, morally black!jk.
♤ genre: prisoner x officer, forbidden romance, slowburn, strangers to lovers.
♤ WC: 400 words. (teaser)
a/n: so so so excited about this! a bit different from Bumblebee, but i hope you'll like it! dont hesitate to share your thoughts with me about it :)
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"A woman?!"
Exasperated.
"Whats a girl with those curves doing here?"
Suggestive.
"Is she that much of a dumb bitch to come here, dressed like that?"
Rude.
At least one hundred pairs of eyes stare at you through bars.
You were told this was a small place in need of some help.
Oh boy, is it the furthest thing possible.
This has to be the biggest place you've ever been in.
"Y/L/N Y/N?" You jump at the voice that suddenly appears behind you.
You turn around too abruptly, losing your footing and almost stumbling into the arms of the man before you.
He rolls his eyes at your clumsiness, doing barely any effort to stabalize you. He holds a flimsy grip over your forearm, a mere attempt of keeping you from kissing the floor.
His hand leaves to join his side as he waits for you to quite literally get it together.
"Sorry about that." Your cheeks pink, flushed with embarrassment. The whole situation calls for awkwardness. The hushed voices tuned down to low murmurs, now turning curious at the interaction unfolding under their watch.
You grow even more conscious when the man strangely stays quiet, only pinning you down with a hard stare.
It's then you notice the lines of tension decorating his face, brackets of irritation framing his mouth. Deep purplish eye-bags grow heavier once he looks down at you, making you feel humiliated.
He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks.
"This is not a playground. Nor is it a play house, miss." His harsh tone sends a pang to your chest.
That's strange. You havent felt those in so long, that it feels foreign. You've grown so used to the feeling before, that you almost miss it.
You push those thoughts aside, a frown pulling your eyebrows together as you grow confused.
Before you can respond, he beats you to it.
"If you're not willing to co-operate and take this seriously, leave."
Your mouth hangs open in shock.
That was straightforward, but it was also incredibly rude.
Who does this asshole think he is?!
"I think you know your way out," Your mouth opens yet again, just to close immediately after he brushes past you- rather roughly- bumping into your shoulder and causing you to stumble.
You're speechless.
"You have thirty minutes to get your bearings together and meet me in my office." He looks back and your eyes lock- not in a passionate way, more like in an I-can't-wait-to-make-your-life-a-living-hell-way.
"I have shit to do. Don't be late."
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birdiewriteslit · 1 month
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wildest dreams au
luke hughes x abigail abernathy
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note: this took me a week bc i have to go to school sorry y’all
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tagged _quinnhughes, lhughes06, jackhughes
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abyabynathy the boys are back in town
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_quinnhughes DAMN STRAIGHT🗣️🗣️
jackhughes @/_quinnhughes 🙄🙄
abyabynathy @/jackhughes looks like someone’s mad about the loss
jackhughes @/abyabynathy don’t accuse me
rudeth skipping the bruins game??
abyabynathy @/rudeth this is the only exception
user1 @/rudeth why is he commenting
user2 @/rudeth are yall back together or something
trevorzegras when will you come to my game
abyabynathy @/trevorzegras @/dixiedamelio come get your man
user3 @/abyabynathy HER WHAT.
ekat19 miss my girl
abyabynathy @/ekat19 shameless days>>
madelyncline LOVE YOU DEAREST
❤️ by author
jamie.drysdale collab when🤔
abyabynathy @/jamie.drysdale hmmm
user1 @/jamie.drysdale @/trevorzegras well well well
January 6, 2024
messages 9:40 pm
jack: so what is going on with you and luke
jack: you guys were being weird earlier
abigail: jack we’re in the same room just talk to me
jack: luke’s in the other room i am being safe
abigail: whatever
jack: so why has he been ignoring you all night and why does quinn know and i don’t
abigail: how do you know that quinn knows🤨
jack: bc he told me not to ask
abigail: yet here we are
jack: i dont like the vibes i need to fix them this is weird
jack: you never fight
abigail: fine he’s mad bc i made peace with rudy and i was with him the other day
jack: is that it
jack: your breakup was toxic but if you’re good with him now idk why luke would be mad about it
Abigail bit her lip, glancing at Jack from across the couch. “There is something else,” she said quietly.
Jack looked up from his phone and set it down beside him. “What is it?”
“You can’t say anything to anyone because Luke and I haven’t talked about it yet.” Abigail scooted closer to Jack and held up her pinky.
Jack intertwined his pinky with hers and motioned with his other hand that his lips were zipped. “I won’t tell a soul.”
“Okay,” Abigail said cautiously. “Luke and I kissed on New Year’s.”
Jack’s eyes blew wide. “What?” he practically shouted. Abigail slapped her hands over his mouth.
“Shut the fuck up!” she reprimanded through gritted teeth.
Jack made wild gestures with his hands and pushed hers away from his face. “That’s not what I thought you were going to say. You can’t just do that!”
Abigail shrugged. “Well, sorry to be blunt but I’m not sure how else you wanted me to say it.”
“I cannot fucking believe this,” Jack whispered. Abigail felt obligated to say something, but Jack brought his finger up to shush her. “You told Quinn and not me?”
Abigail rolled her eyes. “No, idiot. He just knows Luke’s mad about Rudy. He doesn’t know about the kiss thing.”
Jack grinned. “So I’m special.”
“You are not special,” Abigail said, exasperated. “I just don’t know what to do about this. He hasn’t said anything about it.”
“Abby, he’s probably waiting for you to say something,” Jack rationalized. “You know how he is.”
“Maybe. Should I talk to him about it?” Abigail asked.
Jack looked hesitant. “Can I ask you something?”
“What?”
“Do you love him?”
Abigail’s eyes widened and she felt her heartbeat quicken in her chest. “Jack, what?”
“I’m serious, Abby,” he said, his face stern.
“Jesus, I don’t know. I don’t even know where to go from here,” she admitted, running a nervous hand through her hair.
“You better figure it out because this is a big thing and I don’t want either of you getting hurt,” he said seriously.
“I know.” Abigail nodded solemnly.
“Do you want to be with him or not?” Jack asked finally.
Abigail thought for a moment. She always stopped herself from thinking about Luke like this. It felt forbidden to want him the way that she knew she did.
That night, when they kissed, it felt like she was on fire. She had never felt like that with any of her exes, not even Rudy. She always felt different when she was around Luke. He wasn’t her brother like Jack and Quinn were. He never was, even when they were kids. She knew the answer to Jack’s first question.
“I do,” she confessed softly.
“Then you know what to.”
“Yeah.”
Jack stood from the couch. “Goodnight, Abby.”
“Goodnight, Jack.”
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second, never first
part eight | part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven
chris x fem!reader
summary - you grew up hating one guy all of high school but suddenly become close friends, but as time goes on feelings develop, only its one sided.
warnings - swearing, use of y/n, BOYS (no smut… for now lol)
word count - 1500+
NOT PROOFREAD
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this morning of school was tense. all day i was waiting to hear from anna to cuss me out, ask for a ride home or act like nothing happened and be petty. none of the above happened. she literally didnt go to school.
chris and i hung out at lunch and were just waiting for anna to start texting one of us aggressively but she didnt.
the silent treatment was killing me. why couldnt she just talk to me about what she was feeling. she had it all wrong and if she wasnt talking to me or chris she would just live thinking that we were hooking up being her back. it doesnt help the situation at all that shes ignoring us because we couldnt fully explain ourselves. but with anna, i dont even think clarification would change her mind.
chris and i were about to leave school when i got a text from anna:
monday 3:14pm
anna: i need you to come over, its urgent
as soon as i read the message i booked it to chris’ car showing him the message. “chris what the fuck am i supposed to do.” i exclaim shoving my phone in his face. he grabs it from my hand and reads it, “go.” is all he says.
“go?”
“yes go right now, this is literally our only chance of saving this whole situation.” he says.
“chris i am scared what are you not understanding.” i snap.
“me and you both have watched anna single handedly take girls down for messing with her relationships even if they didnt matter. you have watched her fight girls in the hallway just for looking at her wrong, now you have a chance to fix this and your ‘too scared’.” he explains
i pause thinking about what to do. part of me thinks hes right but the other part is saying that im about to get bitch slapped into oblivion. the people she cares about most betrayed her, atleast in her eyes.
“i dont even know what to say.” i mumble. “maybe explain the fucking situation.” he says in a duh tone. “got it.” i say before running into my car, backing out of my spot and waving off chris.
after driving to annas house ,which time felt like it was speeding past me, i got out of the car and let out a sigh i didnt know i had been holding in. walking up to the front door i run over every detail of what im about to say, finally reaching the top of her porch stairs i knock on the door. the door flys open and anna has the sweetest smile on her face.
im guessing she doesnt know that chris told me about what she said since she started talking to me like normal.
“what did i miss at school any hot gos?” she says walking towards her fridge and grabbing a sparkling water. “uhhh no?” i hesitate for a second confused. “oh lame.” she frowns.
“well i have some.” she says.
“about who?” i question even though i have a feeling i know where she is going with this.
“one of our best friends.” she is talking almost as if she is animated. most likely to freak me out, its working.
“ouu interesting.” i reply.
“yeah! so, one of our closest friends is hooking up with chris behind my back, she actually thinks i wont do something about it.” she states in the same animated tone.
“anna you can drop it i know your talking about me.” i say my face blank.
her face drops “oh so you admit it.”
“no i actually came here to knock some sense in to you.”
she hums in response raising her eyebrows. “what the fuck game do you think your playing at anna. i mean seriously, drop this little creepy act your not intimidating anyone. if you knew everything you wouldnt be acting like a bitch right now.” i snap.
“ouu look who grew a pair, im not going to sit here and listen to your fake ass apologies so you can leave and perhaps let the door hit you on the way out.” she says with a smug smile on her face. “anna if you would get out of your own head you could stop yourself from losing two friends who care about you.”
“friends?” she scoffs, “what great friends i have. did you enjoy your movie night or did chris’ dick feel too good down your throat? i dont need you anymore you see, all you do is complain and complain. you wanna act innocent? get out of my house and i wont tell anyone your as fake as you really are.” she scolds.
“you dont mean that.” my heart shatters as my best friend basically tells me im nothing to her anymore. “oh y/n i mean every word.” she waves at me and turns around.
“unbelievable.” i scoff as i walk out.
if there was anything i knew about anna was that she could lie right through her perfect teeth. if she says shes not going to tell people that she thinks me and chris are hooking up, she quiet literally means the opposite. so if she wants to play that game i will too.
im done getting pushed around by her.
i immediately dial chris’ phone number.
ring ring ring
chris answers the phone.
“hey kid, did everything go smoothly as planned?” he asks.
“no, anna is actually the most horrible human being on the planet i cannot fucking believe i wasted years of my life on that bitch.”
“woah woah calm down. explain to me what happened.” he tries to mediate.
“ill be over in 5.” i say before hanging up and getting into my car.
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i sped over to chris’ house so angry i swear i passed about 3 stop signs.
“anna is actually unreal i never should have agreed to this little deal of yours to set you up with her.” i storm in to chris’ room. he shoots up at my entrance “ok y/n you actually need to chill the fuck out.” he breathes.
“no chris in not going to ‘chill the fuck out’” i mock, “you know what the fuck she said to me?” i say. “what?” he says.
“she said she doesnt need me anymore.” i quote anna. chris’ face drops. i walk over to his bed dropping my school bag on his floor. “how exactly did all of this blow up in your face this bad?” he questions. “well i walked in acting clueless and she kept talking to me like everything was fine and i was extremely confused right?” i explain. “mhm” chris hums waiting for the rest of the story.
“so she started saying one of her closest friends betrayed her and thought they got away with no consequences, so then i just confronted the situation and she took that as me confessing to everything. so i started to explain myself and then she started saying how we are fake people and that if i didnt leave her house she would tell everyone was a snake and fucking you behind her back.” i continue.
“but you left so your fine right?”
“chris do you even know who anna is? like seriously.” i say and he shrugs his shoulders.
“by tomorrow pretty much everyone will be talking about how we got together behind annas back.” i state.
“im so done being pushed around by her. she always called me a buzzkill when i didnt feed into her constant boy troubles. and you know what carson told me, he said that anna has been scaring guys away from me for years. she never saw me as a friend. she only ever saw me as competition. years of friendship for nothing.”
“if she is going to tell everyone that were snakes then let them believe it.” he blurts out.
i make a confused face at him “chris wha-“ he cuts me off “people are going to believe anna no matter what right?” i shrug in response, “so why dont we entertain the idea for them.” he explains
“chris have you actually lost it?” i say. “nope. kid i dont know about you but anna seems like she wasnt the bestie we thought she was.” he says emphasizing ‘bestie’.
“no?” i respond.
“so then lets get back at her, make everyone think were dating.”
“yeah chris i got that but what do we get out of it?”
“you get back at your horrible bitchy best friend and i get a fake hot girlfriend.”
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thanks for reading xx
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a/n: YALLL IM SO EXCITED TO SEE REACTIONS TO THIS. i have the whole story planned out in my head and we are finally getting into the real plot of this story. hope you guys enjoyed.🩷🩷🩷
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tempting-andromeda · 1 month
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I need eagle flies anything. Pls n thx
Eagle flies hc
Absolutely destroys wings
Like the cartilage and all
Sauce on his face and he’s still eating
You could hand him food and he’d eat it with no hesitation but then ask what it was
Puts himself in food comas a lot
I think he could take a nap anywhere
Back seat, bench, floor, kitchen table, bathtub.
If he starts singing along to a song in the car he expects you to sing with him
Paytah sings duets with him
It’s never on key
One time he got called ma’am by a random woman and he still hasn’t lived it down
It haunts him
Says cringy things and once he gets home he sends you a message like “you can ghost me for that. I’d understand.”
It happens a lot
Either takes Halloween too seriously or just throws something together
Wants to get more tattoos
Paytah gets pictures of his smoking outside in the cold fits and he looks so stupid
He has a beanie, 2 coats, 2 pairs of pants.
He looks like a homeless man on the streets of New York
Tucks his sweatpants into his socks
If his pants dont have pockets he just sticks his hands in the waistband
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loaffofbred · 9 months
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Q!Foolish: Traitor or Ignorant Puppet?
This will be talking about q!foolish and q!characters only from now on, so keep that in mind :)
To clarify as well, I'll be assuming cc!Foolish would be an unreliable narrator throughout this, he's fully capable of lying to us doozers, so I think he's definitely hiding something such as his true intentions on being a candidate. Because of that, take everything I say with a grain of salt, all of this is just a theory B) nothing more, nothing less
First before diving into it, how is Foolish even suspicious here? Why is he considered suspicious to begin with? What makes him so capable of possibly being a traitor or a puppet? Well, here's a few of my personal reasons;
- Foolish has by far has supported the federation, and has been consistent on this despite him joining the Theory Bros, and has been hesitant on actively participating in going against the federation.
- Foolish has been excused for having illegal things, while Etoiles have it the same with the armor, Foolish has USED both the illegal sword and the gun in events or in general. Foolish has been favored by the Federation throughout his experiences, including his family, like Vegetta.
- Foolish's personality; He's the type of person to be friends with others, yet fully okay with betraying or using them in the end, as long as he gets what he wants. A lot of Foolish's motivations are selfish, while he's fully capable of empathizing with others, if he can make sure that his hands dont get dirty while betraying or going against his friends, then, he wouldn't mind doing it. One change to this is that Foolish now has a family, instead of it being highly selfish for himself, he will make sure his family gets far more benefits than others.
- Foolish's privilege; during the debates he's mentioned how
(paraphrasing) 'It's so easy, no one's listening to me. I can say what I want.'
because of this, no one truly takes him seriously. No one takes him seriously enough to think he would betray them, moreover, they may think its a possibility but simply deny Foolish to be one with bad intentions, and believe despite everything, he would be doing it not out of animosity but simple selfishness or good. He has the privilege that can make him FULLY capable of being a traitor/puppet to the story, one that can be in the spotlight, but simply not serious enough to be considered significant.
- Foolish's behavior throughout the beginning of the elections; something that really interests me is how he is one of the first persons who have fully shown his intentions to other possible candidates. Has said his plans, has been transparent about it, and has been okay with being assassinated as much as possible. Yet at times in private out of other people's eyes, he has taken some time to think on his actions despite it technically not mattering since he's not trying to win. One example is what happened today, he whispered to chat and himself while on mute before the debate;
(paraphrasing) 'I gotta make sure I say a few bad things, and maybe relate to the people'
Another is this! When people started going against his KELP title, he also told himself;
(paraphrasing) 'Okay! This is good, we've spread out the message, people would associate KELP with me now'
It's very interesting, since on the outside with everyone's perspective, Foolish is sad that people associate his KELP title as a corporation, yet by himself he felt confident with his tactic. As if he's somewhat taking the role seriously? I don't know, like I said, this can ALL be Foolish simply being Foolish, but I rather not underestimate the fella, he can lie pretty good if he wanted to.
- Foolish and Quackity/ElQuackity's interactions before and during the debate; Quackity has had 3 instances with Foolish that are suspicious for me.
1. The Disappearance Message - This is way back then. Foolish followed Quackity when Quackity was trying to have a deal with Cucurucho, when finding out about Foolish following him, he told him how if he disappeared, tell someone. In the end, Foolish joked how what if he did disappear. This can be all pure coincidence and circumstantial since Foolish was the nearest.
2. The Wedding Message - During Roier and Cellbit's wedding, Quackity whispered to Foolish to get Leo out of the wedding venue to Favela, disguising it as if hes simply trying to find something, but it was really only to protect Leo and the eggs as he explodes the venue, while not outwardly suspicious, this is not going to be the last time Foolish is sent a mysterious or vague message by Quackity.
3. The Cake Message - During the debates, from what I know (and correct me if im wrong) ElQuackity only told Foolish and Gegg maybe? about his possible proposal to Wilbur. Throughout the debate, ElQuackity whispered to Foolish if he can help him with him popping out of a cake, only to retract it to say he won't be going, and that he's sad. He only whispered this to Foolish.
ALL of these instances seems so coincidental, yet all share the same pattern, it is always Foolish that gets the message, not anyone else. It's so weird how all seem to end with Quackity's plan happening and FAILING ! He did get a deal but disappeared, he did explode the wedding but killed no one, and he did explode the 'wilbur party', YET HE KILLED NO ONE. (Idk if he's trying to fail or just simply failing lmao)
Now it's time to start with the real question now that we have some more evidence of his suspicious behavior, is Foolish a traitor, or an ignorant puppet?
While both can be possibly not it, let me elaborate for a min. All of this will be simply possible instances based on the things/behavior of Foolish ! This wont have a concrete answer or anything, but I will definitely gear more to one of them.
Foolish as a traitor.
Foolish has said several times that hes not a traitor but rather playing up to be one. He had said to SOFIA that if anyone asks if he was involved, she must say yes, but after say it was a simple prank. Foolish has the trust of many other people, and has evidently earned it from others. When Foolish pulled the prank on Cellbit about the Grandma's room and the book left there, he simply stated it was a prank, and both Roier and Cellbit completely trusted his words. Has done other suspicious things like putting down black signs as a prank, or has mentioned how easy it is to be a traitor in the first place. Furthermore, he has all the motivations to be a traitor and has favored the Federation throughout his campaign as a candidate. It can all be technically a ruse where he's saying its a prank, but it actually isn't, like ive said before, hes a good liar when he wants to be. His behavior throughout the campaigning and before and during his acceptance as a candidate has been suspicious, as said above. The 3 interactions of Q and F may possibly be all planned, but for me personally, it is highly unlikely.
Foolish as an ignorant puppet.
Foolish has said before that he wouldn't mind being kidnapped nor even be controlled by the Federation. His insistent praise for the Fed and desperation for the cloud makes him a good candidate to be a puppet. One who is simply too silly to be taken seriously, yet fully has the capability and motives to go against others for the sake of their own gain. Foolish is capable of being power hungry, something that the Fed can fully use to their advantage. The Fed has slowly given things to Foolish to make sure that he maintains on their side, and hasn't done anything explicitly wrong to him enough for him to simply go against them. Furthermore, Leo has mentioned that she was friends with Cucurucho, and has met up with him a few times before. This is further reinforced during the whole debate event, in my opinion, instead of Foolish fully knowing about the explosives in the party, he was somewhat convinced not to go because of Quackity's message. Its as if Quackity simply made sure that Foolish wasn't there because he may possibly be a plan B for the Federation. Keep in mind, Quackity only told Foolish, one who is vocally supporting the Federation, about him not going to the party, as if he was trying to get an alibi from him.
To conclude this before this gets too long, there's definitely something suspicious with Quackity's treatment of Foolish and his messages. While its not truly confirmed, I still have my suspicions on Quackity and Foolish's true plan for their presidency. They know how to hide their intentions, remember, both are most likely unreliable narrators throughout this story.
Remember, this is just a theory, a QSMP theory, thanks for reading B)
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SOOOO totally happy 2 b here!!! im soooo happy 2 meet u all
do u want 2 b happy?
do u want 2 b beautiful??
do u want 2 b mine???
((RULES AND OOC UNDER THE READMORE))
((another blog by me, bunny, the person who came out of nowhere swinging SEMI-LUKEWARM
CAUTION, TRIGGERS AHEAD, NOT ALL WILL BE TAGGED
honey will randomly blip out of existence with my motivation and energy levels! This does NOT mean that she wouldn't be communicating with your OCs during this time. I know it sucks to pilot an npc but please don't just assume honey is ignoring your oc, i seriously do not have the spoons to be as actively extroverted as her. i am an introvert.
theres going to be So much eyestrain on this blog, like to the point that almost every post would have an eyestrain tag, so please keep that in mind!
gifs are tagged "gif" queue tag is "supes cute" food stuff is "yummy stuff" nails are "perfectly painted" art tag is "artsy shit" selfie tag is "super cute selfie" makeup is "looks that kill" clothes are under "wardrobe"
my name is bunny, im 25+, i am not a social person and do not have the energy to talk to a lot of people at once, so either have patience or don't bother
i have several other blogs im not active on, but im most frequently on jujulebee
do not send me IMs in character, i will accept them as ooc if you don't have my discord, otherwise dont
do not leave Replies on my posts, i have stated this multiple times, i don't notice them in the deluge of activity notifications i receive, if you want to have a conversation on a post i have made reblog the post
youre free to ask for my discord but i dont guarantee that ill talk to you regularly, i am not a talkative person
im not Extremely picky with who i follow and will block freely and without hesitation. im here to curate my ideal experience, not save the feelings of a stranger. 
while i understand that ic=/=ooc if your character is transphobic or racist in any way please dont interact, actually
honey wouldn’t want to talk to you anyway
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please do not godmod to try and fix honeys issues, i dont want that, genuinely
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honey b azrael was born august 6th, 1998
she’s bi-racial korean, born in texas
she is 4'8" (her boots typically put her at 5’), approx 240 lbs
honey was embraced on january 23rd of 2021
honey's a well-known streamer/virtual idol with a truly Cultish following with a majority of her followers worshipping her akin to a god. she is obssessed with the idea of making people beautiful, with no real concept of what that Beauty is, as she believes beauty is in the eye of the one presenting that beauty, as such she would not change someone without their explicit permission. she loves to be worshipped and idolized, but denying her that adoration does nothing to dissuade her bright personality, there is nothing you can say to convince her she is not worthy of it.
honey is a 6th generation tzimisce, her adoptive sire is delilah and true sire was killed to prevent any complications
⚠️WIP⚠️Strength: 3/5 Dexterity: 2/5 Stamina: 3/5 Charisma: 4/5 Manipulation: 2/5 Composure: 3/5 Intelligence: 2/5 Wits: 2/5 Resolve: 1/5⚠️
honey is a party girl and there will be mentions of drug/alcohol use and i will tag them as “drug mention” or “alcohol mention” if mentioned
nsfw content will be tagged as “nsfw //” or “nsfw language”
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honey is pansexual and disinterested in a romantic relationship but sexually available
honey is doing GREAT and you should trust her
honeys best friend circle consists of dolls, sam, jules, her owl butler hubert, and diana who lives inside of her
she loves making friends and talking to people, though, so feel free to shoot her a message! she WILL talk to you
if your character is rude or just generally mean for no real reason (there are funny exceptions to this rule) honey will not want to speak with you and will probably unfollow you
ooc follows are fine, if i dont interact with your character much ill probably end up unfollowing, though
will add more if i can think of anything
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Beautiful | Stephen Strange x male reader
genre: fluff (a little bit of hurt? but i dont think it counts)
requested: no
summary: Stephen Strange, although known for having an overinflated ego, had an insecurity that nobody was shy about pointing out. Then, he's introduced to a man who never pried, and he couldn't help but fall.
a/n: this is my longest fic so far, and im a little proud of the length! in all honesty, this fic is just two different ideas mushed into one, so if it doesn't flow quite well, that would be why. also, all of my dr strange fics so far have ended in confession?? very strange... pun not intended.
word count: 3.2k
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In all the time Stephen had known you, he’d never shown you his hands. From the moment Wong introduced you as his friend and every interaction since, he’d wear some form of gloves. Although he knew they were nothing to be ashamed of, he despised the scars, the bumps, the rods, and how evident the unsteadiness in his hands were without coverings. Every time he saw the unsightly things, he’d clench them into fists, and want to punch the nearest wall when even that felt weak. His mind convinced him that, if his reaction to his own hands was this bad, how much worse would it be for others? So he hid them around as many people as possible, and those who knew never brought it up. 
Unfortunately, those who didn’t know were a different story. Sometimes they’d ask about his gloves, especially when it was a person he’d see often. The lady at the store, the barista at the cafe he frequented, non-magical librarians, and the rest. They’d all asked him about his gloves at least once at some point. Why he wore them, that they’d never seen him without them, that he must be hot wearing them in this weather, etcetera. 
But not you. You’d never asked, never brought it up, never even so much as looked at them weirdly besides the first time you met when you’d observed them for a second longer than usual. Stephen hadn’t realized how much he was bothered by how others thought of his hands until you offered him a safe space to simply exist without consciously thinking about them, and it allowed him to feel comforted around you. He began to crave your company whenever he was being questioned about his gloves, and even just in general when he was alone. He wanted to fill every free moment he had with memories of you. 
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“I want to tell him.” The sound of Stephen’s voice broke the silence in the library, causing Wong to look up from the book he was looking at in confusion. 
“Tell who what?” Wong took in the sight of Stephen leaning on a desk with his face resting on his hand and decided to close the book, sensing a longer conversation coming. Stephen broke his dazed gaze and looked up at the librarian, eyes conveying the message of “seriously?” clearly. 
“You know who. I want to tell him about my hands!” The sorcerer stood up straight and brought both gloved hands up into clear view to emphasize his point. He then turned and started to pace around. Wong was unsure how to react. He was aware of Stephen’s developing feelings for his friend, but this was an unexpected turn of events. Although he’d shown an interest in possibly developing a romantic relationship with someone, his hands hadn’t been mentioned in any way, shape, or form.
“That's rather sudden. What brought this on?" Stephen’s pacing stopped and his body visibly tensed instead. Wong could feel the hesitance to speak undulating off of him in waves, and thought the conversation was over for a moment, until the man turned around with a look of determination in his eyes. 
“He… I feel safe around him, Wong,” the man spoke as though it physically pained him to get the words out, but pressed on. “I want him to know. More. About me. I want to share parts of myself with him.” He took in a breath and started pacing again. “Is that weird? I feel like that’s weird.”
“Who would’ve thought, Doctor Stephen Strange talking about his feelings.” Wong let out an amused chuckle until it was shut down by a glare. 
“Sorry.”
Wong cleared his throat before speaking again. 
“I don’t think it’s weird, I think you’re just…” 
“Just what?”
“Lovesick?” At that, Stephen let out an incredulous scoff and rolled his eyes so hard they nearly fell out of their sockets. 
“I don’t get lovesick, Wong. I’m an adult, not some childish teenager who isn’t in control of his feelings. I-”
“Am lovesick.”
“Am not!” The man turned with a little more force than necessary, shakiness in his hands noticeable even while wearing his gloves and from afar. A few moments passed, and he took a deep breath to steady himself while Wong stood strong, chin up and proud. 
“Sorry.”
“You know I’m right.” 
“Yeah, I do. Dammit.” The man sighed and buried his face into his hands, only to pull them away and stare at them when the tremors got worse. Now Wong was shocked. A bit of agitation and aggressiveness wasn’t entirely out of character for the man, but admitting being wrong was a once in a lifetime occurrence.
“Do you think I should do it?” He looked up from his hands, making eye contact with the librarian. The raw vulnerability in his eyes shocked Wong even further, if that were possible. 
“I can’t decide for you, Stephen. But I can say that, if you do choose to tell him, you have nothing to be afraid of.”
The two shared a quick look of understanding and Wong went back to flipping through his book while Stephen steeled his resolve and portaled away. 
~~~
Even after his talk with Wong, Stephen spent a week mulling over how he would go about telling you about his past, even considering abandoning the idea altogether at times. Nevertheless, he managed to come up with a plan and ask you to come over to the Sanctum. 
You arrived in the evening when the sun was a couple minutes away from beginning to set, and Stephen was a bundle of nerves trying its best to look like a functioning human being. The two of you spent a handful of minutes chatting and getting over the initial nervousness of being together alone, and ended up sitting on a couch somewhere in the endless building. 
“So, why’d you call me over here?” You inquired during a halt in conversation, taking a sip of the tea Stephen made. 
“Can’t I ask a friend over? To socialize and talk?” Even to him, the attempt at steering the conversation away from the main point was pathetic. He winced when you raised an eyebrow at him. 
“Right, because you’re just so sociable.” You placed the teacup on the coffee table in front of you and turned your body to face the other man on the couch. He did the same, but chose to look at his gloved hands that sat on his lap instead. 
“Is everything okay?”
“Yeah—yeah, everything’s fine. I just—” He let a sigh slip from his lips and looked up from his hands, choosing to look at your face instead. After a moment of silence and thinking, he spoke. 
“Why haven’t you asked about my hands?” 
Well that wasn’t what he meant to say. 
Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion, and you started to grow a bit worried since he hadn’t ever brought up the topic of his hands around you. 
“Well, it’s not really my business, is it? Sure, I was curious, but if I needed to know, you’d tell me in your own time.” You chose to answer his question honestly and it seemed to be the right choice as the sorcerer seemed a bit more relaxed. 
“Right. Speaking of telling you, that’s actually why I asked you here today.” He took in a breath and let it out slowly.” I think you know I used to be a neurosurgeon, but the reason I looked for Kamar-Taj was… Ah, it might be better to just show you, actually.” You watched as he began tugging off his gloves, the action hesitant at first. Then you saw the “fuck it” moment in his expression, and his gloves were off in a blink. You thought your expression was fairly neutral, but Stephen was able to see the shock in your eyes and heard the sharp intake of breath through your nose. 
“You can touch them, if you want,” he commented when he noticed your hands hovering in front of you, as though they wanted to touch but weren’t sure if they were allowed. You looked up at his face, gaining confirmation that he meant the words through the sincerity in his eyes. You also caught a trace of nervousness, and your heart softened. This meant a lot to him. You knew Stephen wasn’t the type to open up easily, and this moment was one of extreme vulnerability. The fact that he trusted you enough to share it with you could’ve brought tears to your eyes. 
Focusing back on his hands, you tentatively reached out and scooped one up in each hand, allowing your thumbs to trace over some of the scars and rods inside of his fingers. Your hands shook as well, but they were as still as statues in comparison to the trembling of his. 
“I got into a car accident. Well, more like I drove myself off a cliff because of my overinflated ego.” He chuckled, but there was little humor in his voice. “A lot of the scars are from surgeries, to get them to stop shaking. Safe to say they didn’t work. The only thing they did was make my hands look hideous.” At that, you looked back up at his face in shock. 
“You think they’re hideous?” His expression shifted to one of confusion.
“Yes? Do you not see them? They’re mangled and—and broken, they’re more metal than skin and bones, they’re—”
“Beautiful.” 
You didn’t think it was possible for someone to look that astonished. 
“At least, that’s what I think.” When it became clear that he wasn’t going to speak anytime soon, you continued. “I mean, like you said, you used to be a surgeon, right? That couldn’t have been easy, so it’s pretty crazy that they were capable of surgery. Even now, they’re doing incredible sorcery and saving lives—because you want to save them, not as a side effect of greed this time.” Although it may have sounded mean, you knew Stephen used to be driven by money and ego, and you knew he was thinking that as a rebuttal, so you had to get it out of the way. “But besides what they can do, I think they’re great just because they’re yours, and I think you’re pretty great, Stephen. Your scars tell a big part of your story and what made you who you are now, even if it wasn’t the prettiest process.” 
That was when the waterworks began. It was only a few tears slowly rolling down his cheeks, but they held the weight of a waterfall of emotion. When he realized, he sniffed and quickly pulled his hands away to wipe the tears away with them, looking away. 
“God, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to start crying, I just…” He trailed off and looked back at you who looked at him with such understanding, patience, and openness that a few more tears slipped out. 
“I think I really needed that.”
When you embraced him in the most comforting hug he’s ever experienced, he knew. 
He knew that he was utterly and irrevocably in love with you. 
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“The queerbaiting was terrible! They could’ve made the most iconic gay couple in all of film history, but they threw it away for a poory forced together last minute hetero couple.” 
You were currently dragging Stephen along with you to take a walk because you insisted that “the weather’s so nice today, we should enjoy it!” and he couldn’t ever say no to you, and you ended up ranting about a TV show and why you hated it. Stephen didn’t really understand as he didn’t watch new films often, but was too busy staring at you to care. Anyone could see the pure love and admiration in his eyes as he drank in your figure under the warm light of the sunset, wishing that he could hold your hand or lean in and kiss you more than anything. As the sun went down and the streetlights turned on, the two of you settled into a comfortable silence. Silence that was soon interrupted by the sounds of rain hitting the pavement around you. 
“Ah, shit. I didn’t think it was gonna rain,” you shivered and crossed your arms over your chest in an attempt to maintain some warmth. Immediately, Stephen pulled the cloak in the form of a scarf from his neck, allowed it to transform back into a cloak, and slipped it over your shoulders in a single smooth movement. He held on to the lapels and adjusted it, making your bodies face each other. The action made you look up at him with a smile and a raised eyebrow that made it impossible for the sorcerer to look away. 
“Oh, don’t look at me like that.”
“Like what?”
“Like that! I just don’t want you to get sick.”
“So you do care about me!” At that he rolled his eyes and couldn’t help the soft smile that formed on his face. 
“Yes, I do.” Suddenly, the surrounding air became charged and it felt silent even with the deafening hammering of the rain around you. 
“I care about you a lot, actually.” His words came out so quietly you wouldn’t have been able to hear them had you not been so close. When did you get so close? You decided it didn’t matter because, as he slid his hands down to your back, the contact between your bodies became all that mattered. 
“I know this might seem a little sudden, but I have something I need to tell you.” Stephen swallowed the lump in his throat and took a shaky breath in an attempt to steel his nerves before speaking again. You slid one of your hands up to his bicep, starting to rub little shapes in what you hoped was a soothing action. 
“I already told you that I care about you, but I don’t think you understood exactly what I meant by that.” He swallowed again and took a baby step closer to you, chests now nearly touching. “I meant that I care about you more than platonically. More than as a friend, and definitely more than a friend of a friend.” 
Before continuing his speech, he made a hesitant and shaky move to bring one of his hands up to cup your face. It shook even as he rested it on your face, and even more as he tried brushing his thumb over your cheekbone. He pressed his lips together in what seemed like a look of defeat, and you brought your hand up to hold his. At this point, both of you were soaked in rain water, but the heat of the moment felt like more than enough to keep the cold at bay. 
“I understand if you don’t feel the same way, but I… I think I…” He started to look away, eyes shut tight, and his hands dropped to his sides. “Dammit, why can’t I just-”
“Stephen.”
He still didn’t look back at you, so you did what he had moments ago and brought the hand on his arm up to his face, softly angling it to look at you again. 
“Stephen.” 
This time he didn’t look away, although he seemed a bit embarrassed. 
“You know you can tell me anything, right?” 
“I do, but it’s a little hard to just confess that I’m in love with you out of nowhere, isn’t it?”
He froze, like the words escaped a tight jail cell made specifically for them. Meanwhile, a grin formed on your face, like the words had entered a special place in your heart made specifically for them. 
“You’re in love with me?” You stepped just a bit closer, chests now touching, and you let your hand caress the side of his face. He seemed to unfreeze with every movement. 
“Yeah, I am.” He was finally responsive, bringing his hands to the middle of your back. 
“Good, because I’m in love with you too.” 
“Is that so?” 
You hummed in response. 
“In that case, I have another confession to make.” 
“Shoot.” 
“I’d very much like to kiss you right now.” He leaned in close enough for the tips of your noses to graze each other, but with enough room for you to pull away if you wanted to. Your grin widened. 
“What a coincidence, I’d like that too.” 
“Oh, shut up.” And with that, he finally leaned in to close the gap between your lips. 
Your hand slid to the back of his neck, slightly pulling him in closer if that were even possible, and he did the same by tugging you in by the waist. The rain continued to pour, and you eventually had to pull away with a laugh because of how messy the kiss was getting due to the rain. When you did, you were met with the breathtaking sight of Stephen, hair glued to his forehead from the rain, and smiling more vibrantly than you had ever seen. The streetlight only served to make him seem more angelic. 
Little did you know, he felt the same. Your affection and love freely flowing through your eyes into your expression and body language, all directed at him, was overwhelmingly positive. He felt it in his heart that this moment would be cherished for the rest of his life. 
Your laughter settled, and after a handful of seconds of simply staring at each other, you shivered. The fire in your veins wasn’t enough to keep the cold at bay after all. 
“We should head back,” Stephen reached into his pocket for his sling ring and created a portal to the sanctum. Specifically, his bedroom. 
“Oh, Stephen. You’re awfully forward today, aren’t you?” You teased as you stepped into the portal, cringing a bit when the rain water dripped off of you and formed a small puddle on the ground. 
“That’s not—god, you’ll be the death of me.” He followed you in, heading straight for the bathroom connected to his bedroom and pulling out a couple towels. It was then he realized the issue.
“I should’ve portaled you home, huh?” He looked up from the towels in his hands to you who leaned on the doorway of the bathroom, the cloak of levitation floating behind you in the bedroom. 
“You get it now?” You laughed softly as you stepped into the bathroom, reaching for one of the towels in the sorcerer’s hands. “It’s alright, we can just take turns with the shower.” Before he could suggest otherwise, you leaned in close enough to feel his warm breath on your cheeks. “Or, we could shower together?” The last thing you saw before a towel was thrown into your face was a wonderful blush growing on Stephen’s face. 
In the end, he agreed to your initial solution because he didn’t want the night to end quite yet. You showered first and he lent you some clothes to change into. Your time together stretched into ungodly hours of the night and was spent cooking and eating dinner, talking, and a little bit of kissing. When it was time for you to leave, Stephen created a portal to the front of your apartment door, watched you go inside (even though it was literally only a few feet away), and spent another hour or so in bed replaying the events of the day and enjoying the warmth bubbling under his skin. It was safe to say you were in no better condition. 
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if it’s okay can i request nightcord with a reader who’s peppy yet serious and caring and they want to join the group because they’re friends with kanade and what is their reactions?
Hello hallo hello !! Im literally gonna cry I had written this the second i saw the ask and right before i was going to post it i left the app since my parents had texted me and now its ALL GONE :(((, so this has been rewritten, i hope you enjoy !!
Type: Multiple Headcannons
Warnings: None
❥ NIGHTCORD at 25 + Reader: New Member?
headcannons start utc !!
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KANADE YOISAKI
You had known Kanade for a while now, actually
You two had met at the music store, when Kanade was looking for a new CD to get inspiration from, she picked one that was made by your favorite group, and you started a conversation from there!!
You learned about what had been going on with her, and how she can get so immersed in music she forgets to take care of herself sometimes
This causes you to always text Kanade and remind her to do certain things for herself
Once you find out about 25-ji, it takes you a few days, but you decide to ask her if you could possibly join
She hesitates and stiffens up slightly once she reads the message
She compared the sekai, the vocaloids, and Mafuyu, to lively, sometimes serious, caring, well.. you
She first thought it might be a recipe for disaster, but she decides to ask the others first that very night before she makes her own decision
Lets find out how they react to you 🤔
❝ Ah- well, it might be a bit difficult, but I'll make sure to mention you to the others. ❞
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MAFUYU ASAHINA
I mean, she didn't think that much of you, just kinda saw you as someone Kanade mentioned
When she first met you, she found you a bit annoying..
But as time went on, she suprisingly didnt mind your presence, you were just sort of something brighter than everyone else, and admired (she obviously doesnt know that) the way you can easily switch and become serious when needed
Mafuyu appreciates how you do your best to take care of Kanade and make sure she takes showers, eats, etc.
She doesnt trust you too much yet, so until Kanade decides to show you the Empty Sekai, you'll have to bear with her and her good girl persona
She doesnt mind you becoming a member at all.
❝ Welcome to 25-ji, Y/N. Its great to have you here. ❞
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ENA SHINONOME
When Kanade tells the group about you, she doesnt see a reason for you being there
Whats your role 🤨❓ Kanade already is the songwriter, Mafuyu lyricist, She illustrator, Mizuki the video editor, so..... 🤔
As she hangs out with you more and understands your character, she finds comfort in you
Youre lively, youre serious, youre caring, and most importantly, you willingly act as her reference
Drawing around you calms her down alot more, and she loves talking with you even though sometimes you can get a little too happy for her liking
She would love for you to be in the group !!
❝ Thats amazing to hear !! Welcome to 25-ji Y/N !! Dont let Mafuyu scare you away, okay? ❞
You have no idea what she means by that.
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MIZUKI AKIYAMA
Mizuki is the only one that thought it wouldn't hurt to have another member! That doesnt mean they don't need to meet you first, though.
Once you two finally met, they almost immediately took a liking to you!
You didnt eye them weird when they teased you, you two could goof off together, and you could take them and other things seriously immediately. Mizuki sees you as (from what they call) a 'focus point'
When they need a break from the group or the world in general, you're one of the first people they go to.
Similar to Ena, they also find comfort in you
Youre such a great person to be around, it was a yes from them before you even spoke.
❝ Yaha! I'm glad to hear you're one of us now! We're gonna have a good time together, Y/N. ❞
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gojoroui · 5 months
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RULES ₊˚⊹
please make sure to read through this carefully before accessing my masterlist or following me, my thanks if you don’t just scroll to the bottom !
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OO1 . . . BEFORE YOU FOLLOW
my blog is purely sfw ! although there might be hinted some suggestive - nothing too serious though !
not spoiler free. i tend to use kaomojis and type in all lowercase — unless im feeling happy — i might type in uppercase.
you’ll rarely see me using curse words, but i may use it in some contexts — but its rare so don’t worry !
inconsistent posting schedule and updates are random.
truth be told, im a very indecisive person who changes their layout and theme about each week … and also, expect a few polls once in a while— since i can’t make decisions for myself …
although this is a multi-fandom blog, i may / mostly focus on jujutsu kaisen from time to time.
if you’d like to break the mutual, i’d really like it if u just directly message me, since i’d like to know !! but hardblock would alright too.
blank blogs / p*rn blogs and such + spam likes will be blocked !!
my requests are always open !
i suggest you put your age on your blog. so i know how to act appropriately w you ヽ(・∀・)ノ i also suggest putting a pfp, since those w none — i block
im also fine w nsfw blogs interacting, except p*rn or anything similar.
please don’t be rude or impatient whatsoever, im a senior student in high school who has a job and write whenever i have time.
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OO2 . . . INTERACTIONS
first things first, my inbox is always open for interactions, necessary and q&a questions, or casual conversations !! im a v chill person and love to talk w moots, anons, and just overall chatting !! :D
feel free to use pet names !! i don’t mind as long as their not weird … moots are free to use them, although please keep them appropriate
im v approachable, so feel free to come talk w me ! ≧0≦
tumblr is kinda blech! and sometimes doesn’t send me the notifs, so i hope you could be patient with me when sending in an ask or tagging !!
basic dni criteria . please don’t trauma dump.
please respect everyone’s boundaries on this blog.
i do not accept unnecessary, hateful, or unwanted comments or behavior. this is a safe place. i do not tolerate any negativity
if u ever feel uncomfortable w me, dont hesitate to leave or unfollow !! i totally understand that i may be weird :)
idm any age interacting, but my preference is at least +14 / 26- or just don’t be weird.
im also fine w nsfw blogs interacting, except p*rn or anything similar — however, please don’t send me anything related to nsfw content.
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OO3 . . . WRITING
this blog is multifandom ; i write for honkai star rail, blue lock, genshin impact, and jujutsu kaisen.
i only write for fun; so my writing might not be as good !!
i only write for gender neutral and female reader, but it may lean towards female.
i mostly write for male characters, but some female characters are fine. no children !
i do not write for the following content: nsfw, yandere, character x character, self harm, cheating, abuse, heavy angst, or any other sensitive content.
ideas / suggestions are always welcomed !
my writing formats come in drabbles and headcannons, specify when requesting ( or ill decide )
i have the right to decline your request . if u don’t see ur request in the next following week, then its’s probably bc it doesn’t fit my rules or i can’t make something up — other than that, i have nothing against you !
im srry if my works end up cringe or ooc; but i promise i put all my heart into writing it! ( i haven’t read blue lock, so please dont take it seriously
pretty please use credit if u find inspo in my works !!
please and thank you can be necessary
don’t be mean or rude when requesting please.
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here’s my masterlist, enjoy !!
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femzai · 7 months
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“ you looked at me the same, but i can’t reciprocate. ”
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┊: introduction ┆∿
hffhgg hallo!! the names jaz!! _(:3 」∠)_
i have multiple other names as well but jaz is the most commonly used!! :) i have a current interest in bsd & i need a hobby so i’ll be sharing my little thoughts and small fics whenever i get bored..!!! im a bit nervous cuz tumblr scares me sometimes but i’m here 2 do my very best and share my little thoughts!
i have a stupid obsession with femzai.. like seriously!! she’s everything to me!!! but she can coexist with canon dazai or like whatever hcs anyone may have of the fucker so idm if u don’t agree!! (just don’t be mean about it genuinely.)
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┊: byi/byf + dni ┆∿
do not bring stupid shit into this blog.. i will not hesitate to block or whatever >_>
i would GREATLY appreciate if minors do not interact whenever i post nsfw..!!!! though it is internet and i cant control everyone but this is seriously preferred.
dont be a freak. at ALL. like the basic dni criteria is very much present here, proshippers or those freaky odazai shippers need 2 be locked up ASAP so STAY AWAY.
be normal or at least cordial in comments is all im askin idm if you go “wow i hate gay people/j” or whatever as long as it’s easily recognizable as a joke :3
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i write whenever!! im a lethargic/lazy typa person lowkey but ill do my best if i ever get req :3
private messages, asks, comments, reblogs or likes are ALL WELCOMED!!! idc at all (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
“ fragrant air, and then I see your face.. ”
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ihhfhonao3 · 7 months
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Some hate I’ve gathered over the past two (2) days because I think they’d make funny copypastas. Tw for rabid ableism and transphobia because that’s just what people do on here I guess lmao
Having gender dysphoria is being delusional; you are deluded about your own body to the point where you seek to change it to conform to misogynistic stereotypes. Calling someone delusional who is, in fact, delusional, is not, in fact, ableism. Being delusional is undesirable. Being mentally ill is undesirable. Saying otherwise is ableist. Everything you listed is indicative of being delusional, besides the disabled bit. None of what you listed has anything to do with being disabled. Using the term "neurodiverse" to identify yourself is as fucking stupid as using "biodiverse" to identify a plant. The human population is neurodiverse, our planet is biodiverse. "Neurodiverse" is a term neither coined, nor used, nor sanctioned by neuroscientists. "Queer" is a slur against LGB (HOMOSEXUAL) people. It is not an identity. Being a delusional misogynistic, science-denier like all trans and "non-binary" people are, has nothing to do with being LGB. Additionally, there is no oppression that trans people face for being trans. Being a furry is disgusting, as well as delusional, and, again, has nothing to do with being LGB. No furry is oppressed; people find them disgusting bc they simply, by definition, are. I don't even really know what the fuck "otherkin" means and I don't want to. No one cares about this niche bullshit, and no one is oppressed due to their attempt to be it. Other people thinking you're stupid, misogynistic, homophobic, insane, obnoxious, and revolting isn't, in and of itself, a form of oppression. Sometimes, others think you're stupid, misogynistic, homophobic, insane, obnoxious, and revolting bc that's precisely what you are. I'm here to tell you that anyone who uses the "identities" you listed (besides being disabled), and/or believes in the ideologies connected to them; that person is stupid, misogynistic, homophobic, insane, obnoxious, and revolting. Grow the fuck up. Stop talking about LGB people, and stop including us in your larping puppyplay creepy bs. Your ahistoric delusional porn-sick behavior has nothing to do with us, and it never has.
@ihhfhonao3 tried to "call me out" by reposting my page to their blog, calling me a bigot etc. yet when I responded to their post with logic and explained that as a gay man I do not accept an ideology created by pe do John Money, they deleted my comments and responded with infantile and massochistic messages. This is so typical of the left, their hypocrisy, and their love of censorship.
I do not intend to harm any individual, however I will not hesitate to call bullshit on an ideology that is absolutely harming people. Its harming children and young people, its harming women, its harming LGB people. I have been "radicalized" by my first hand experience of narcissistic trans individuals, and my observation of the interesting correlation between governments, and corporations promotion of the "progressive" pride flag and all things trans. I absolutely believe there is a nefarious agenda.
Have there been "gender non confirming" people forever!? Absolutely. But they havent used drugs and surgery to ruin their bodies. It was only ever a very small number of people that were so non conforming as to be "cross dressing." Someone told me the other day in all seriousness that they didnt think men should wear shorts. Peoples ideas about conformity and gender are all over the map. You can wear whatever the f you want to now... just dont tell children that they need to become sterile to "be their true selves."
Yes gender separate from sex is a construct. Its a normative set of traits. However these things are not at all concrete. To conflate ones biology with the clothes one likes to wear is NORMATIVE CAPITULATION! So why are the supposed rebels perpetuating NORMATIVE STEREOTYPES!?
Its ludicrous and is evidence that these people are actually weak minded victims of a massive psychological operation fomented many decades ago. These same people will say thats just a "conspiracy theory" and yet believe that "THE PATRIARCHY MUST BE SMASHED," yet want to give children's bodies and minds over to Pharma Corp and Rockefeller medicine!?
It is a psy op.
There are autogynaphilics, and there are gay men with internalized homophobia. These are mental states of confusion. They are not lifestyles to be celebrated or something to take pride in.
These people are not part of the LGB. They are hostile to everything that LGB is. Drag queens and transvestites are not transexual. You are not born in the wrong body. You are not too "butch" to be a woman, or to "femme" to be a man. Gender separate from sex is just a concept, a lens, a made up thing like unicorns. We can talk about them, but it doesnt make them real.
This is a nuanced conversation that must occur before its all out war and were literally murdering each other in the street. Thats what the puppet masters want. They want chaos. They want us hating each other. I dont hate people, but I do hate lies. And I will stand up to lies and liars till my very last breath.
Not all people who identify as “queer” are mentally ill, but you definitely are, OP. Seek help, please, as wanting to be dehumanized and suffering from violent mood swings are very serious signs of deep disturbance. Also I don’t believe you have the “spoons” to make a phone call, let alone rip out someone’s entrails.
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your moots as skz members!
This was so difficult Istg but so FUN!!! I quoted a few people, so if you want me to remove the quotes please let me know!!! I made sure it's nothing personal you told me and only shows off your vibe. Thank you for the game, anon!!
Chan - @j-0ne25 - my parent LISTEN. Tan is a Stayblr NATIVE. When we first became moots I got so excited, because "omg a stayblr giant is my MOOT now". Tan isn't a moot I have chatted with all that much, but the few times we have I got clear chris vibes. They clearly care a ton for other people, trying to help when they can. She has a lot of experience in writing and it shows. All in all it's just Leader vibes. I would gladly follow you through the world!
Lino - @yrhome - my bestie Okay I know this is a surprise. And from the way she texts, you would not think that elle is lino. One day we were talking about haunting people as ghosts (i don't even remember how that started) and elle did not HESITATE to say this: "I'LL HAUNT HYUNJIN FIRST JUST BECAUSE THAT MF WOULD GET SCARED SO EASY" Do you need any more proof????? This bitch is lino. Aint no way ANY other member would say this. Like leave poor hyunne alone mans is AFRAID for his life. I just know if elle realistically were to ever have hyunjin visit her, she would buy an airfryer just to scare him. She is a fucking menace.
Changbin - @strayingawayy - my husband Welcome to the SHO SHO SHO. Lol I'm so funny fr fr Nah but sho is so changbin coded. Like out of all the members, changbin is the most likely to be married to multiple people (felix and hyunjin). And sho, han and I are married. Sho is my husband. My wife. My bestie waifu bro. (lets be honest han would hate us). Nah but the messages scream changbin, as does changbin himself. If sho and I were in a room together we would be L O U D LOUD. If changbin was there, too, it would be over. Chan would hate us. He really would. IDK how else to explain it other than loud. And I don't mean vocally. I mean that too, probs. But just the vibe.
Hyunjin - @boydepartment - my sister Jay is 100% Hyunjin. She not only has his energy level, but also his drama. If Hyunne and JJ ever met, I fear for the world (and whoever is in the same room when they do) because they would probably just spill coffee everywhere. Hyunjin would GAG at what she does with her frozen fruits, but he'd then try it in silence the next day - realizing it's lowkey intelligent. But it's not only the drama, but the sensitivity. My sister is someone who can read the room well, and even if she doesn't particularly like someone, she still shows empathy for them. Also ARTISTS! Jinnie would be OBSESSED with Jays artstyle, honestly.
Han - @stealanity - my me I hope you feel honored that you get MY han spot smh Jokes aside. Matty is so Han. Like okay, I don't even know how to explain it, so I'll just show you guys some quotes. "AJFISJEJE IM SORRY" "YES DONT WORRY i screamed a lot" "HEY OMG???" Like look at these. These are so real. Like same honestly. Actually the more I re-read our dms I'm convinced that Han would be afraid of us lowkey LMAOOOOOO Nah but seriously. Matty can be just as energetic as han. Screaming at me in caps, getting just as excited about things. But she has a way of turning it "professh"? fast. Without matty i wouldn't have gone to music bank. Like ????? I owe her my life basically???
Felix - @gimmeurtmi - my sunshine The second I found out she were a spidey stan, the excitement she showed was IMMENSE. I could feel it through the screen! she is such a lovely person. Lilly is incredibly kind. Whenever we text I feel so warm and comfortable. I just KNOW she has a sunshine smile like felix does. All I want from Lilly is a hug. Like gimme. I know it would be the best of all hugs. Lilly knows the memes. Lilly makes the memes. Lilly would totally have recorded that tiktok. You know the one. The one where felix put his whole felussy into it. Like I know she would have recorded it. She probably would have held the camera for felix. I just see it.
Seungmin - @lino-jagiyaa - my comfort Rin may not believe this themselves, but she has a calmness that I haven't seen anywhere. When we first messaged she matched the vibe immediately, without it feeling forced. They were understanding, relatable but still real and themselves. The way she messages is truly gen-z, but not too much? It's like the way we all know that Seungmin knows how to use his phone like a pro, but he will act all adult about it, like he just LEARNED it and didn't have it all his life. Like bro. But anyways. If Seungmin and Rin were to sit in a room together, it would be the most polite room ever. There would be a couple of conversations, but then both would ask someone else a question and just listen to them, content.
Jeongin - @bbyquokka - my discord emote supplier Okay I know this one is unexpected. Nemu is very internet. Like the way she texts shouts "hey ive known this all my life". Now I know this could go for most of the members, BUT the vibe I get is incredibly innie. She is sweet, kind, calm, but I know she gets excited about things that she cares about. Also her emote game is almost as good as mine so I fear for my status as discord emote queen.
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seongminiz · 4 months
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hihi my little love! i just saw ur post and i just wna say that im always always always here for u, sunshine!!!!! please dont hesitate to message me if ur feelin anxious! and you dont have to apologize for not replying to asks yet!!! im sure everyone understands n if they dont thats ok bc 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚
no but seriously please prioritize yourself and ur mental health, lovebug!!!! we all care about you so much and u mean the world to me!!! stay safe <3 mwah
gabi ilysm :(( ur literally the sweetest to me i dont deserve u my love </3
same goes for u remember u can always dm me if u need to !! 🫶🏻
(also not the 𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 lmaooo 😭😭😭)
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