One of the sexiest moments in television is in Mindhunter, when Ed Kemper grabs Johnathon Groff by the throat and describes how difficult it is to fuck a corpse in the neck and maybe this is something I should discuss with my shrink.

the toy box killer transcripts make me come every time.

im so excited for slasher summer!!

Crazy to me that people will group teratophiles together with slasherfuckers and hybristophiles. I want to date monsters not monsters.

Maybe this is me realizing the effects of childbirth but with how much the fish mafia just loves breeding I wonder how they'll react to their darling being insecure with their new stretch marks. Even better! What if this was SK!Jade orz orz I think they wouldn't care but I'd like to believe Floyd doesn't wake up everyday and just boisterously dotes on them to fuck with you 😭

Floyd absolutely dotes on them!!! He thinks your stretch marks are so cute! You look even more soft and squeezable! He will remind you of how cute you are every single day, all with a bright, genuine smile! You’re perfect as you are. He loves you no matter what. <3

Azul likes to kiss each stretch mark. He knows very well how certain features can cause for self-consciousness, but he thinks you are absolutely beautiful. He treasures every mark on your body. What you might think is ugly or an insecurity is what Azul calls perfection. He adores every inch of you.

Sk!Jade will trace each mark with his finger, mapping out every path against your skin, all while telling you that for each mark you have you are ten times beautiful. As always, he’s dangerously charming. He’ll make you trace them with him, sometimes even holding your hand and guiding it along the marks while he assures you that you’re the prettiest in his world. And you know this is true because anyone else who may have been pretty in his eyes have wound up in his next meal and so they’re no longer part of any world.

Louis hears about what happened to Nicki and is appalled that Armand has never threatened to remove his hands and throw him in a little cell to be fed scraps and cooed threats to

sean invites laszlo for what he thinks will be one last night before sean finally reveals the fact that he's a serial killer and puts down his dear neighbor and friend

after a few failed attempts and one successful stab in the gut leads him to find out laszlo is a vampire sean has a mental breakdown

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blood drives me crazy.. in a good way. but i guess that’s terrible..

i always go hard into mentioning zoro/nami in my fanfiction (now four times, i think) because they're my favourite individual dynamic in one piece. (also, my first ship. if you dont think the arlong park scene between them is erotic you are fucking Wrong)

Each year I get obsessed with a different nonexistent men and somehow each is worse than the previous one

starter call ―﹙ fandomless crime oc muses. ﹚ / please specify the muse !!

arden waverly.  ╱  hacker. fc ; kristen stewart

bianca reyes.  ╱  jewelry designer & mob boss’ daughter. fc ; lucy alves

erin clarke.  ╱  con artist & wanted criminal. fc ; crystal reed

hannah parker.  ╱  dog day care workers & serial killer. fc ; aubrey plaza

june soto.  ╱  drug dealer. fc ; mia goth

sylvia becerra.  ╱  svu detective. fc ; jessica alba

teresa mancini.  ╱  mob wife. fc ; simona tabasco

tinsley palmer.  ╱  thief. fc ; ella purnell

I FINALLY got the In The Dark books I preordered in spring!

So uh yeah potentially incoming liveblogging for that

human au: nandor is a serial killer who kidnaps and plans to kill guillermo

little does he know guillermo is also a serial killer

after a bunch of fights (physical and verbal) and manipulation attempts on both sides they realize they might need and like each other more than they'd like to admit

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every so often i have to really wonder about the people who watch me talk about how badly i want someone to let me hurt them and fantasize about murdering imaginary characters i like and somehow assumes i'm a sub primarily and wants to be killed and chased and not, like, do the killing and chasing