this makes me absolutely insane you don’t understand
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my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.
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My favourite thing about Derek's complicated jeep feelings is that Stiles isn't even dead, he just moved away.
Derek my sweet emotionally constipated bean pick up a phone instead of memorializing the jeep like all your memories of nearly dying in it are precious reminders of your dead wife or something.
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‘This ship is canon’ ‘This origin is canon’ ‘these specific set of player choices are canon’ ‘this- LISTEN TO ME There is no canon state for Baldur’s Gate once your Tav gets their grubby little hands in there!!!!!
You can do whatever you want forever!!!!!!
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regardless of your answer, you know now!!! this is your sign to listen to the shockingly good english cast album starring jeremy jordan from supergirl as light yagami, featuring a series of incredibly homoerotic rock-musical lawlight duets
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society moved on nothing new (feat. phoebe bridgers) (from the vault) way too fast. not me tho
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funniest misunderstanding of a character has got to be how many people in the st fandom think of nancy as like. genuinely that high school's It Girl. she's It Girl in my heart <3 but like... IN the show? middling popularity at best i hate to say.
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coming back from my retirement to just pipe on here and remind y'all that a lot of witchblr is generic and rooted in consumerist culture.
example: you do not need mass-produced correspondences tables that some other witch (no matter how reputable) put together. look at the damn thing. you already have your own associations with colours, shapes, etc. just write down you think the rock is pretty and it's for when you need an outside look bc it's sky blue (which reminds you of when you look up at the sky and feel like an ant).
another example: no one can tell you how to work with your deities. look up some academic sources, read some ancient literature, sure. but also just do it. stop sitting around waiting for someone tell you it's okay to give this deity chocolate - it's your craft for fuck's sake.
i'm not saying everything on tumblr is bullshit, but most of it is people taking what works for them and then using that to write a guidebook. you are the witch. you are at the centre of your craft. it's your ancestors, your gods, your tools, and your life.
decide what you want for yourself.
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