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midsummerknife · 1 year
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DON’T GET SAD; GET EVEN
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lvnesart · 24 days
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Worlds messiest divorce + sugar mommy/baby relationship
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Can I request an Lucifer Morningstar x fem reader??
This like came up in my mind recently and I’m going feral over it
So Reader is Adams third wife that he had begged again to god to make him another wife (this is way before the exterminators fight with the devils when reader was created) and with that god made reader to be his wife that is different from both lilith and Eve, when reader was visiting The garden of Eden, she met lucifer who was on his way to do a meeting with the angels about the populations or the updates(idk you can do something like that) and lucifer was strolling through Eden again like going through a flashback when it all happened until he met reader who was sitting down underneath that same tree where he met Eve
Lucifer found reader enchanting and alluring since she was more beautiful then his ex wife, and soon had an urge to seduce reader like he did to adams other ex wives as lucifer held an apple to reader to tempt her with free will, reader was hesitant and tempted but asked lucifer “what did you do to make adams ex wives to leave him for you?” (She wasn’t told how adams ex wives fucked lucifer but she does know about the free will but what happened to Eve since she knew about the whole story about lucifer and lilith) it made lucifer smirk and told reader “would you like to know?”
(I’m sorry but like I’ve been thinking so much about it🤭🤭🤭)
Third times a charm (Lucifer Morningstar x Adam’s wife! Reader)
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Legit love this idea, this a smut for obvi reasons
At this point, Adam just needs to stop because no one wants him also this takes place like 2 year-ish after Lilith left Lucifer
This is not proofread!!!
Also I’m not christen so I don’t know everything about Christianity. So I’m going off of Hazbin hotel and how I interpret the things I do know from the Bible
Reader is female in this
Warnings: smut, P n V sex, oral sex (reader reserving), reader is a virgin (Adam doesn’t get pussy) , dom! Lucifer, outside/public sex, Y/N is suggested to have big thighs, Lucifer comforting reader, Mentions of blood
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No ones POV
After Lilith and Eve both falling for Lucifer’s tricks, Adam begged for a new wife. God obliged gave them one more, he named her Y/N, they had H/C hair and the most beautiful E/C eyes. They were a few form of beauty never seem before, oftenly considered the ‘beautiful one’ of Adams wives by the head angels. You lived with Adam, but due to Adam off doing heavens know what, she spent most of her time in the place it all started…the garden of Eden.
Y/N was told about how Lucifer ‘bewitched’ Lilith and eve to betray God and Adam and the heavens itself, but was never really known why they did, why did they choose Lucifer? It was a question they asked herself quite often.
On one summers day while Adam was off doing what Y/N could only assume to be ‘work’, she was once again in the garden. Y/N couldn’t explain why they like the garden so much but they felt so drawn to it. On this day, Y/N wasn’t the only one in the garden. This was one of the days the Angels were meeting with the king of hell himself, Lucifer.
Lucifer had to attend another meeting due to the population still not going down as much as the Angels hoped. He truly didn’t want to attend such a meeting, but he had to. To avoid the meeting as long as possible he decided to take a walk in the a Garden of Eden, this garden help a special place in Lucifer’s mind, where he met he ex wife Lilith and where evil was created when Eve eating the fruit of wisdom.
Today he chose to visit that very tree, the large tree where everything happened. As the walked through the greenery he way the opening where the tree sat but there was something else, someone else. They’re laid a woman lying in the shade of under the large apple tree wearing a white angelic bread, her beautiful H/L H/C they laid against the bed of grass. Her facial features were gorgeous, things he’s never seen before. She had E/C eyes. Everything about her was enchanting, as he was admiring her the noticed something on her finger, a gold wedding band with a large “A” ingrained on it…she was Adam’s wife.
Lucifer was surprised by the knowledge, when had Adam gotten a new wife? God actually gave him another after what happened to the last two? Lucifer remembering the every tree she lied under. Lucifer idea came to his head, why not keep up the streak of stealing away Adams wife? Lucifer moved swiftly over to the tree taking one of the hanging apples before appearing infront of the woman.
Though Y/N eyes were closed enjoyed the sounds of the garden, they felt an unfamiliar presence around her. She shot her eyes E/C open to see a pale man with blonde hair, we wore a white suit with red detailing along with the snake along his hat,then they notice this hand, he was holding a apple.
Y/N nearly shot up from her previous position, she knew who this was…it was Lucifer. She’s hear stories of the fallen angel, but has never seen his face before but she knew it was him. “Hello my dear.” He said with a smile was he stepped closer to her. She didn’t looked scared more intrigued than anything, which he wasn’t expecting considering the stories told of him by the angels. “Did God not give you a voice dear?” He asked seeming more of a joke. “No,” she said to this, her eyes not leaving his face, “I have one..”
He leaned down get on one knee infront of her, “then why don’t you use it? You could be free…” his clawed hand that held the red apple extend to her, the red apple begging to be taken. She stared at the apple debating it for a moment before her eyes moved back to his, “I have a question for you..” she asked him, she seemed so unmoved by the chance at free will. It caught him a little off guard, “she is truly different..” the thought to himself. “Ask away Dove? What on your mind?” He ask the woman curious what question could be more important then free will.
“What did you do to make Adam’s first to wives to leave him for you?” She asked him, curious
Lucifer smug smile feel into a shocking look, did she not know about what happened? Is Heaven really hiding this from her? Then it hit Lucifer, what a better way to teach then show her. He let the apple drop to the ground as he crawled over to her, moving between her legs, he moves one of his under her chin tilting it to him.
“Would you like to know? I could show you..” he said to her in a low voice.
She looked at him a little shocked, what was this feeling? Y/N had never help this before, she felt hot. “Yes..” she said to him, he smile widen as he lead his face in more. “Are you sure..?” He asked again, in an almost teasing way. Y/N nodded their head, “I am…show me..” and with those words, Lucifer kissed them deep.
It caught Y/N off guard but quickly kissed back, wrapping their arms around this neck pulling him closer Lucifer was quick to move his free arm around your waist and pulled you in. Making her body press against his. The feeling her body pressed again his, Y/N couldn’t help but moan at this foreign feeling growing in her. Lucifer heard her moan, it was like a siren call to him. He took the hand that was on her cheek and moved it down under her dress, brushing his fingers over her clothed pussy.
The feeling of his actions made Y/N jump at the feeling, she’s never felt this, it sent an aching feeling into her cover, it felt as if her body was begging for more. Lucifer pulled away from the kiss, a smile string of saliva connecting them. Her face was flushed, a perfect shade of red. Lucifer pressed against her pussy again feeling a wet pool form, almost like on command she let out another moan, her nail’s scratching the nape of his neck.
Lucifer smiled at her reaction, before moving down. “Let me help you with this…” he said in a low voice full of lust, his voice alone enchanting her. Lucifer spread her legs wider and lifted her dress up, revealing her stomach and clothed pussy. Y/N gasp at the action, a little embarrassed and how relieved she is. Lucifer kissed her stomach as they removed their panties, revealing their soaking wet cunt. Y/N watched him as he kissed down her stomach before pulling away, his eyes moving up to look at hers before back to her pussy.
Lucifer moved her thighs onto his shoulder, knocking off his hat, allowing him full access into to her, before he could react to her lower body being lifted up, Lucifer licked her wet folds. Y/N gasp letting out a moan at the feeling of this long tongue lick her. Lucifer let out a groan, she was he best thing he’s ever tasted, he was quick to move in closer, his mouth pressed against her wet cunt, eating her out like it was his last meal. Y/N couldn’t help but become a moaning mess quickly, the feeling was so foreign but it was the best feeling she’d felt her whole life, she wanted, no, she needed more.
Her hand reaching down and tangled her finger in his blonde hair, pushing his head in. It caught him off guard but he loved seeing her so eager. Lucifer happily fulfilled her wish for move , he slipped his tongue in her as he continued to eat. Y/N felt a pit form inside her, she needed it to go away, he needed to make it go away. “Fuck..please!” Y/N moaned out louder. Lucifer could tell she was close by the feeling of her tightening around his long tongue, he groan at the feeling, feeling his pants tighten up. His groans send a vibration into her.
Y/N clinched her thighs around his head, moaning as the vibration. She felt like she was about to release something that she didn’t even know of. After a few more swift motions of Lucifer, Y/N felt the pit release, she let out a loud moan, she attempted to muffle it out by covering her mouth. Lucifer moaned and slurped up all her juices, it was the perfect taste.
Y/N felt like she was floating, this feeling was so knew but she never wanted it to stop. After he sucked her dry, Lucifer pulled away his chin glistening with her juices. When Lucifer go back onto his knees, he stayed between her now shaking legs, he looked at her flushed face, her eyes clouded with the new pleasure. To him she looked perfectly, he was quick to kiss her deep, yet every passionately. Y/N was quick to kiss back softly playing with his hair. While they kissed, Lucifer was quick to undo this belt. Before he could finish undoing his pants, he pulled away hovering over her.
“Are you ready..?” Lucifer asked softly. Y/N nodded their head eagerly, “Please…I need this..” she said through heavy breaths. Lucifer smiled as he undid his pants pulling them down. His cock springing to life. Y/N gasp softly, mesmerized. Lucifer moved in closer in, when he did Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck. She felt him pressing his tip against her entrance, she shivered at the feeling.
After a moment Lucifer slowly entered her stretching her out. She gasped loudly moaning, she felt the sting of him stretching her out. She felt tears peak the corners of her eyes. Noticing this Lucifer stayed still, moving his face down to place butterfly kisses on her face, moving his hand to her cheek holding her kissing away her tears. “It’s ok dove..” he whispered in her ear and he continued his assault of kisses. “Just tell me when to continue, ok..?” He said softly to her, she nodded her head and held him close as he continued to kiss her face, wishing sweet nothing in Y/N’s ear.
After a few minutes, she whispered to him “you can continue..” she said quietly. Lucifer nodded his head as he continued to push in, she whinned a little but it wasn’t as painful as before. Soon he was all the way in, all 8 inches. He was still for a moment looking into Y/N eyes, waiting for her permission to move, Y/N nodded. With the affirming nod of approval, Lucifer pulled nearly all the way our all the way out and slammed back in, making Y/N throw her head pack and moan loudly. It was a perfect mix of pain and pleasure.
Lucifer couldn’t help but moan himself, Y/N was so tight it was a knee feeling to him. He loved him. As he slowly continued his thrust, Y/N could held but moan into Lucifer’s neck. This feeling was new to Y/N and they didn’t want it to end. “Please!” Y/N moaned out to him between this thrust, “more please..” Lucifer smiled at his words as he sped up with his thrust. “Fuck..” Lucifer moaned out as he held her tight. There body’s pressed against each other, Y/N nails were dug into his back nearly tearing his suit jacket, Y/N could feel the pit reforming in her as a fast past, Lucifer could feel it too.
Lucifer could feel him release building up, and it was only getting closer as he felt her squeeze around him. He could only let out groans as he digs his nails through her dress, piecing her skin, drawing blood. Y/N’s head was thrown back they felt like they were about to release. “Please!!” Y/N’s nearly screamed out to him. Lucifer smiled obeying her orders, speeding up for her and his own release. Her blood began to slowly stain her white dress, after a few more thrust Y/N let out a moan as they came again, coating his cock with them. Her body was shaking as he continued to thrust. Feeling the tight wetness, he came into her, painting her wall white. After he was done he clasped onto her, both panting heavily.
Y/N was a shaking mess, Arms wrapped around him tight, almost as if she let go they’d both disappear. “Are you already little dove..?” He asked soft to her. His cock still buried inside her still. “I feel great..” she said softly, nuzzling into him. “Good..” he said quietly kissing her cheek, “now you know why Adams first two wives left him..” Y/N looked at him her E/C filled with wonder and questions. “What does that mean for me.” Lucifer let out a small laugh. “That means your mine now sweetheart..”
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baatarthefirst · 5 months
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Person A & friends standing up and defending Person B from their ex.
Well, it had been a fun morning amongst friends. Amaya brought her new fiancée to Katolis for a week long visit, Sarai and Harrow had booked a table at their favorite coffee shop. The married couple, the engaged couple, along with Gren, Opeli, and Corvus were laughing loudly, just shy of a disturbing the other patrons when she came into the shop.
"Oh gods, she's back in the country." Sarai groaned, setting down her coffee. This woman was a pain in the ass, and she knew it. There'd been a party, Yara's brother wasn't taking no for an answer so Amaya got him back by seducing her for the night.
There was NO miscommunication, she told the woman straight out that it was a one-nighter, and Yara was thrilled to get the woman her brother couldn't. There were plenty of witnesses to verify, both in the public party and in the orgy Amaya joined her for thereafter, that she'd been very clear about her intentions and made no promises of anything more. But the woman demanded more anyway. She pushed for her attention and stalked Amaya online, begging her to go back to Neolandia and see her, even sometimes going so far to ask Amaya to marry her. It'd been nearly a decade, and just when they thought she'd taken the hint...here she was.
"Why can't she leave you alone?" Janai asked as glared at the woman, they all knew the answer; they'd announced their engagement last week. Yara had many wives, but that didn't mean that she was okay with losing one of 'her women' to anyone else.
"I'd like to say I made an impression, but nobody's that good. She just wants what she can't have." Amaya rolled her eyes as Yara got up to their table. The wealthy woman sneered at the ring on Amaya's finger as if it were made of plastic and not a priceless heirloom from Lux Aurea.
"So I wasn't good enough for you? You're very picky, for a deaf piece of gutter trash." Her taunting nearly had the desired effect. Janai literally breathed steam. Sarai put an arm over the elf's chest, stopping her before she jumped up and got into trouble.
"Good thing about being deaf is I don't have to listen to your bullshit." Gren translated for Amaya.
"Well, read my lips. You and your horned whore are going to regret crossing me."
Sarai almost, almost let her sister and soon-to-be sister-in-law have at this woman. But no. She stopped Janai from rising up again, and Harrow put a hand on Amaya's shoulder.
"Why don't we let the love birds finish their coffee, while we step outside?" She suggested. Harrow put down money down for the tab and followed suit along with Gren, Corvus and Opeli.
All of them seemed friendly enough, smiling as they escorted Yara out of the coffee shop. Sarai never told her sister what happened, but they were never pestered by the Neolandian 'princess' again.
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i-cant-sing · 2 years
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What I love about Rich Godmother Reader whenever I think about her, is that she’s always completely unobtainable. Y!Dad can’t get her no matter how much he wants. Let’s go over how:
-Financial coercion: Godmother is a rich women. She runs several businesses, inherited her parents wealth, and took her third husband’s 8 figures when they divorced. Y!Dad can’t hold financials over her b/c he’s not close to her wealth
-Children: Godmother is childless by choice. She never wants to get pregnant. Tubes tied. Does she love her godkids? Yes. But she’s not willing to give her independence for motherhood. If Y!Dad tried to hold godchildren over her head, she’d probably cut physical contact with them.
-Dead Friend: Y!Dad married Godmother’s dead best friend against her advice. She never trusted him and thought he was a gold digger. If Y!Dad tried to bond over memories of dead friend, she might actually get angrier.
-Kidnap: Could Y!Dad kidnap her. Maybe. But ever since the incident where he tried to put the moves on her in a room together, she has not since been alone with him. She has hired a badass security team to protect her 24/7. They might be obsessed with her cause she’s flawless. And even if he got her, Godmother is a prominent figure in the social scene with rich folk, celebrities, social media, and her charities. People will notice and look for her.
-Seduce: She does not like this man.
So what I love about Rich Godmother reader is that she is not able to be tied down. Yan Simps that can’t get their affection is my shit. Besides Y!Dad has competition due to the fact her security team love her. Cough head security miruko Cough. Not to mention that other famous people love her. Maybe her ex husbands/wives also still want her. Prt1.
In a perfect world, this might be true. But the thing is, nothing is unobtainable. Godmother Reader is rich? Yandere Dad will become richer. Reader has her tubes tied? No problem, Yandere Dad already has enough kids as is and he can always pretend you're fertile as he breeds you. Just play the role for him, hm?
Reader got a bad ass team to protect her? Great, Yandere Dad can have them all killed/manipulated in the blink of an eye because he's richer and smarter and more desperate for you that even divine powers will struggle to get you from his slimy, perverted clutches.
Yandere Dad could've been dirt poor but what you cant beat him in is simping. He's a desperate man, he'll cross all boundaries, he does not care what people will say so long as he can get to even grope you for even 1 second, to him, its all worth it. Him being rich is just him becoming an unstoppable force and a perverted menace.
The only way you can beat him (to an extent) is by preying upon his insecurities. But be careful, because if you make him realise just how unlovable and disgusting he is, he might sink his nails into you and never let go of the one person who is real enough to say that to him. Clearly, you must care about him to make him see his flaws?
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artisticlegshake · 10 months
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THE DANCE AWARDS LAS VEGAS RESULTS 2023
SENIOR BALLET:
1st Dawn – NEXT STEP
2nd Rondo – EXPRESSENZ
2nd Symphony in G – CSPAS
3rd Reliquary – BUNKER
4th Silent Echo – STUDIO FUSION
SENIOR CONTEMPORARY:
1st How To Let Go – DANCEOLOGY
2nd Holding You Through – LARKIN
3rd My Inner Child – CSPAS
4th A Moment of Silence – NEXT STEP
4th Escalera – CSPAS
4th Great Day – EXPRESSENZ
5th Anchor Our Dark – NEXT STEP
SENIOR LYRICAL:
1st Bridge – SOUTH TULSA
2nd Love in the Dark – EXPRESSENZ
3rd Bitter Earth – NEXT STEP
4th Seduces Me – DC2
5th At Last – EXPRESSENZ
SENIOR JAZZ:
1st Please Don’t Stop The Music – CSPAS
2nd VKTM – KIM MASSAY
3rd Crazy In Love – DANCEOLOGY
4th Freak Show – DC2
5th Stiff Jazz – THE ROCK
SENIOR MUSICAL THEATRE:
1st Ex Wives – CSPAS
2nd El Tango de Roxanne – EXPRESSENZ
3rd Room Where It Happens – EXPRESSENZ
4th I Did It My Way – BUNKER
5th Maybe This Time – LARKIN
SENIOR TAP:
1st Soul Sisters – DANCEOLOGY
2nd Goodbye Yellow Bring Road – LARKIN
2nd Keep It Low – NEXT STEP
3rd 5 Drums – THE DYNAMIC
3rd Searching For Light II – THE DYNAMIC
4th Love On The Brain – THE COMPANY SPACE
5th Dirty Diana – ARTISTIC DANCE PROJECT
SENIOR HIPHOP:
1st X-NZ – EXPRESSENZ
2nd Joker – CSPAS
3rd Wanda – PAS DE DEUX HAWAII
4th Clout – THE COMPANY SPACE
4th Tough – THE COMPANY SPACE
5th You Know It – STUDIO FUSION
SENIOR SPECIALITY:
1st On The Count Of Three – LARKIN
2nd Hope Is A Muscle – CSPAS
3rd Do Not Trust Appearances – SOUTH TULSA
4th It Makes Me Ill – BOBBIE’S
5th Four Times One – ROYAL DANCE WORKS
SENIOR BALLROOM:
1st Get Over It – CSPAS
2nd Dangerous – DC2
3rd Summertime – BUNKER
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bloodypeachblog · 3 months
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Adam and Lucifer having the same love interest (again). Also just saying Adam is definitely straight, so gonna use she/her pronouns in this drabble.
Adam would be pissed that Lucifer is trying to take a THIRD love interest from him.
Lucifer on the other hand thinks that he can be a better partner than Adam since...he's not an asshole.
Adam would be super possessive considering Lucifer seduced both his ex-wife and his current? wife. He'd be especially possessive if she was an angel, using the threat of becoming fallen to convince her to be with him.
Lucifer on the other hand wouldn't do anything like that. All he needs is his charm. If she is an angel he would try and figure out some way to be with her since he can't really be in Heaven anymore.
Adam would definitely be the most toxic husband ever. Even more toxic than Val.
I think the wives would only be there for the big dick, but Adam only focuses on his pleasure, not his wife's.
So of course they'd leave Adam for Lucifer. Guy's a pussy eater, for fuck's sake.
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caemthe · 1 year
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random n.sfw stuff
nobunaga had many many many concubines. in chaldea they say they’ve ‘retired’ from their player days and won’t go around causing (more) trouble to the master, but... if the opportunity to seduce a beautiful woman arises, then it can’t be helped. you see, it’s their self-imposed duty to show her a great time. the problem is that they give off the impression that they’re pursuing something serious, but then their lover of the night learns they got 25+ pillow princesses in their dms so you can imagine how that ends.
one of nobunaga’s favorite activities is shibari, an art they’ve gotten really skilled at and creative with. combine this with the previous info and now you know why it’s never a good idea to enter nobunaga’s room without knocking. they could spend hours gazing at (and teasing) their works of art. something they liked to do was tying up a few of their concubines in complex knots and leave them hanging as they admired their work and drank a cup of sake.
teach had 14 marriages during his lifetime and most of them only lasted a single night. the truth is that very few could handle a night with him because surprise surprise, the 2,10m tall buff pirate is intimidatingly big! his ex-wives realized they wouldn’t survive another night with him and wisely decided to leave. he has a high libido and is a hopeless romantic when drunk but 14 failed marriages has made rather cynic about ever finding love. finally, he loves loud partners doesn’t care if everyone else in his ship listens (which is very inconsiderate imo).
patroclus is a ‘soft dom’, the type that would make his partner write down things they like about themself as punishment or make his partner stand before a mirror and make them say things they like about themself before kissing and caressing everything he likes about them. 
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adding onto the soft dom pat: he’ll cuddle, carry and playfully kiss his partner as he takes them to bed and then fuck them like a whore. if his partner is acting bratty, he’ll laugh it off in public, smile and say nothing, letting his partner think they got away with what they wanted. but once they’re alone, he’ll remind them of what happened and if they’ve something to say about it. if his partner refuses then he’ll continue as if everything is okay and once he’s bringing them close to the edge, he’ll ask them if they want to finish. when their partner says yes, he’ll just: ‘sorry, love, only good girls/boys get to cum’ and then stop. :)
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uncertaininnit · 1 year
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SO!! THE OTTERVERSE!!
the otterverse is a tumblr-based rp that began in early september 2022, and originally it was a fight about minecraft youtuber tits. yes, that's right.
y'see, over on lifesteal SMP these guys clownpierce and reddoons? they've got some TITTIES! honkers and reddits and all that fun stuff! and this small section of lifestealblr, well, they had a /j war over those tits. felix @felicityphoenix5, moderator of the blog lifesteal-headcanons, was the greatest casualty of the lifesteal boob war, bc xe had to see all of the posts about it.
felix was (and still is!) tumblr wives with @leonardoturtle, who at the time had the url pacificseaotter. this is important bc of a certain anon on lifesteal-headcanons, who dubbed themselves "divorce anon" and appeared to be trying to seduce leo away from felix, going so far as to "kidnap" felix, trapping her in a "theater" where the rest of the action takes place. this is the moment where the otterverse really began, growing from a joke into a bit.
at this point, the major players are as follows: - c!felix (she/xe), the phoenix, kidnapped by divorce anon (divanon for short) - c!paci (she/they/star/rain/paw) (leo was known as paci at the time, and the character still uses that name), cheating on rains spouse with divorce anon - divorce anon (all anons referred to as they/them until they are given a name, played by @wallace-marte), a mysterious guy with a "sexful aura" (thanks felix for that description) and a taste for chaos, drama, and hamilton quotes
there were other characters, too, of course, although they didn't play as plot-relevant of a role. off the top of my head, there's detective anon (played by @pancake-syrup i believe), c!wisp (played by @wisp-exe) (although he wasn't technically c!wisp at the time- it gets confusing), judge anon (showed up Once), lawyer anon (played by me!), divorce's lawyer anon (had a gay romance with lawyer anon), and there's a few others like paper and harbinger who i don't remember whether they showed up in season 1 or not.
now back to the plot!
with felix tied to a chair in the theater, c!paci and divanon monologue onstage, flirting and quoting hamilton in equal measure. finally, after a tense and homosexual standoff, c!paci takes out a gun (bc hamilton), and shoots the roof of the theater, bringing it down on themself, divanon, and everyone else. c!felix is initially the only survivor (later retconned bc we wanted to bring back old characters later), and although c!paci is irrevocably proclaimed dead, divanon's body was never found.
and that's season 1 of the otterverse!
I definitely feel like i had heard of some of this. The name divorce anon is familiar to me
a sexful aura lmao
A. Just a single bullet from a gun caved in an entire theater?
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realhousewives-fan · 1 year
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Iconic Moments of RH 2022
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It’s that time of year where I look back on the moments that defined Real Housewives from January to December, and this year was another rollercoaster ride.
I originally started with this because of the weak seasons the shows were having, and silly me who didn’t want to acknowledge that it’s the beginning of the end for the franchise decided to counter the criticism with an appreciation post.
What I can say about 2022 is that it has been a strange year. And if I’m going to be honest, it has been a Bravo year of failures, really.
Heather Dubrow couldn’t save RHOC, so now the producers has brought back Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson and even Taylor Armstrong as a friend!
Erika Girardi and Lisa Rinna were successful in derailing the focus from Erika’s legal issues and drunken behaviour by exposing Kathy Hilton.
But the much-anticipated trip to Aspen became a huge fiasco since there were no footage or audio from Kathy’s so-called meltdown.
The newest housewife Diana Jenkins was another fiasco.
And while RHOBH had a dramatic season, it was an incredibly toxic season that wasn’t that much fun to watch.
There is still no sign of a new season of RHONY or the RHONY Legacy show on Peacock, since Bravo can’t come up with a cast that works, so there’s another failure.
Casting for season 13 of RHOA was allegedly a disaster as the producers were left with promoting Marlo Hampton, bringing Shereé Whitfield back (again!), renewing Drew Sidora and bring in the newcomer Sanya Richards-Ross.
Against all odds, the cast actually worked, even if it wasn’t perfect. It made their season somewhat of a mixed bag with some great moments and some disappointing moments.
As for RHOSLC it’s apparent that the show is in serious trouble without Mary Cosby’s quirkiness and soon loses Jen Shah as her sentencing begins in January. 
As Bravo hadn’t hired anyone to replace Mary or Jennie Nguyen, they were left with 5 housewives and 3 friends. I’m just afraid that RHOSLC won’t last very long without the big personalities like Mary and the Shahmazing Jen.
As I said, a year of failure pretty much.
The only shows that were solid and kept me fully entertained throughout the season was RHOM, RHONJ and The Ex-Wives Club!
I know that people might disagree with my list, but it’s my personal list with my favourite moments. Please let me know what your favourite moments of Real Housewives in 2022 was.
1) “Lenny is dating her now!” 
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The unravelling of Lisa Hochstein’s marriage is one of the most fascinating and most real the Real Housewives has been in decades!
The moment when she told the women about the chaos her life has become in one week was epic. From all the crazy details about Lenny Hochstein, to Guerdy Abraira’s screaming in shock and Alexia Echevarria unleashing her wrath.
This was Housewives Gold.
2)  “She was a fucking pharmaceutical rep, you fucking idiot!”
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I just loved this moment with Jennifer Aydin from the season premiere of season 13! 
Margaret Joseph was accusing Jennifer of lying and being fake, but when she talked about Bill Aydin being unfaithful, Jennifer didn’t lie or deflect. 
She corrected her with the truth, and that��s truly a top tier Housewife move and an iconic moment. It’s one of my absolute favourite moments this year.
3) “You need another villain? Here I am.”
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Now, this is not a fun iconic moment, but it was such an eventful party that I couldn’t leave it out of my list. And it’s impossible to chose one of the disastrous moments from the party, so I’ve settled with the entire mess!
In one corner we had Sutton Stracke having a bizarre and chaotic conversation (?) with Diana who was in a particularly bitchy mood that night, and a drunk Kyle Richards who was manhandling Sutton and belittled her miscarriages.
In the other corner we had a wasted Erika who mad an embarrassing ass of herself by trying to seduce Garcelle Beauvais’ oldest son and cursed at her youngest son.
This party was truly chaotic.
4) “No, she’s only five years older than me...”
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Next on my list is the moment from RHUGT2 that I can’t stop thinking about. After Brandi Glanville threatened to fight Dorinda Medley, Phaedra Parks tried to calm her down at the bar.
She told her that she couldn’t fight Dorinda, because she was old enough to be her mother. And Brandi answered “No, she’s only five years older than me…” To which they started to laugh. Even the poor bartender started to laugh uncontrollably behind his face mask.
This moment was comedy gold. But so was RHUGT2. It was so surprisingly chaotic and hilarious. The show was one of the highlights in 2022.
5) “She’s a whore. She has fucked half of New York.”
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This moment was from the second season of RHOSLC, but it aired in 2022. It was the hot mic moment of all hot mic moments, it would seem. And she’s suffering the consequences well into the end of season 3.
Lisa Barlow was unravelling in the most confusing way, at least to me. I didn’t understand why she was so upset with everybody and being so defensive. She made everything about herself and as she felt that Meredith Marks was unwilling to have her back, she flipped out.
She said the most horrific things about her so-called best friend, and I still don’t understand the anger towards Meredith. However, this was one of the most memorable moments in RHOSLC, and as it affects the relationship on the show during season 3, it deserves a spot on my list.
6) “Luckily you’re not on parole anymore.”
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Teresa Giudice was not happy about Margaret at all this season. 
She questioned very understandable rumors about Teresa’s new boyfriend, which Teresa was refusing to listen to, and as the hostility built throughout the season, it exploded during their cast trip to Nashville.
This was the moment the women had teased to the press about as the table flipping 2.0. Was it as iconic as the original table flip? No, I doubt nothing ever will. But it was definitely a memorable moment that stood out this year.
As many of the other shows has suffered throughout the last couple of years, RHONJ is one of the shows that always deliver and always entertains. And the ratings show that.
7) “I’m a four time Olympic gold medalist! Put some respect on my name!”
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Some might disagree with me that my only moment from RHOA this year is the moment with the newbie Sanya, but I don’t care.
I have mentioned time and time again how much I loved this moment. It was the same reaction as I had to Jennifer’s correction of Margaret’s accusation. It was a jaw-dropping moment, however, there wasn’t really as dramatic as RHONJ, which is why it’s lower on my list.
It’s also a cred for the newbie, for dropping memorable one-liners already in her first season. And I applaud that, and I’ve been missing that.
Sanya is a housewife with great potential, and I can’t wait for season 15.
8) “You’re the biggest bully in Hollywood and everyone knows it.”
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People might feel that the fans give Kathy way too much credit for her portrait on RHOBH. And I understand that she might be overrated, however, Bravo made her the most important woman at the reunion as they continued to tease about her in two parts.
Bravo made it all about Kathy. And Kathy didn’t disappoint. She stood her ground against Rinna and Erika. They wanted to divert the attention away from Erika, so they leaked Kathy’s meltdown to the press.
As Kathy has been known for being more whimsical and hunky dory, it was surprising to see her defend herself at the reunion.
9) “I think we all know what happened, we just don’t want to talk about it.”
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Heather Gay’s black eye. Oh God. It’s one of the most insufferable things that has ever happened on RHOSLC, and that show has really seen some things. Heather was everybody’s fan favorite. 
But the way she handled this black eye was infuriating. She early said that she needed a cover story to protect the women from suspicions, but by not telling the truth about it, she put them all under suspicion. And that’s reckless.
It was promised as a shocker in the trailer. As epic drama. But as we saw the season play out, it’s more like we got duped and taken for fools. It absolutely pissed me off.
10) “Peter says he has got beef with you.”
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It was certainly one of the most bizarre arguments on RHOP so far. Mia Thornton attacked Wendy Osefo because of some bullshit Peter Thomas had told her in Miami. Why Mia felt the need to execute this beef on Wendy is everyone’s guess.
And while it wasn’t as shocking as the winery fight in season 5, this scene created a rage among the fans about the way the cast members treated Wendy.
Mia threw a drink and a purse at Wendy, and Gizelle Bryant and Robyn Dixon blamed Wendy for some reason. The fans were enraged, and it became a huge scandal.
These are my favorite moments of 2022. What was your favorite moment in 2022?
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Donnie, ex-boyfriend of Susan's. 
After her divorce, Susan dated a lot due to the fact that she finds her self worth in others. Donnie was the longest of the boyfriends before she met Neil and one of the few that Max didn't absolutely hate.
In the book, Max describes him as "on disability for his back and couldn't bend down. He made us Bisquick pancakes on the weekends and told terrible jokes, and then one day he ran off with a waitress from iHOP."
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Neil Hargrove, Susan & Dottie’s ex-husband, Max’s step-father, Billy’s biological father
Neil spent a good chunk of his youth in the military, and military discipline was a key factor in his personality. He was strict and tidy, a perfectionist and borderline OCD. Max describes him as a man who “drove a tan Ford pickup and his shirts were ironed and his mustache made him look like some kind of army sergeant or park ranger”. He was a clean freak and placed emphasis on family dinners
 As an adult, he worked as a guard at a bank where Susan worked as a teller. He likes to think he’s a charmer and even did an entire song and dance of courting both his wives. With Dottie, he sweet-talked her on campus and treated her like a princess in order to sweep her off her feet. Seducing Susan was easier because of her low self-confidence, but he would bring her flowers and complimented her cooking, and the fact that he had a steady job helped seal the deal for Sue.
His controlling personality started showing shortly after he proposed to Susan. Supposedly, “he bought her a ring and she gave him an extra key to the house. He showed up when he felt like it, bringing flowers or getting rid of throw pillows and pictures he didn’t like, but he didn’t come over after ten and he never spent the night.” Max described him sarcastically as “too much of a gentlemen” and “old-fashioned”
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Afternoon Delights (1980) Directed by: Shaun Castello ... Five husbands, five ex-wives, five anonymous stories during poker night. They are seducing construction workers, having sex with a hygienist and a dentist, seducing guys in a porno theater, being a dominatrix and a would-be porn star. Samantha Fox
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Animal Demon Damien
To @synth-exe​
Topic Points
I broke down the topics as I saw them in your response
*Class System= SMTO2 (SM2TDW) class system, animal demons are of the lesser rank/slaves.
*Promise to Matthew’s Mother not to take other wives after her? I forgot the promise.
Newer concept allowed connection to past game? [PLEASE CLARIFY]
Damien does not use his enthrallment or incubus abilities?
Damien’s father is a purebred brute demon. Brute demons feed off rage energy and probably fear. I do not see Damien as a fighter, but he will fight if necessary. Any other of Damien’s abilities comes from his mother who is a succubus. In Seduce Me Ask lore, Damien’s mother has the mind reading ability that passed down to Damien. Damien’s mind reading is an inherited mutation or curse. Damien has no way to escape his mind reading powers prior to Diana’s spell. Aside from mind reading, I believe Damien is more susceptible to hearing or talking with spirits thanks to his mother’s shadow genes. However, I do not think that Damien hearing Harold was Damien’s ability alone. Harold’s spirit probably hung around because he wanted to make sure the boys and Mika were ok. Harold always knew Mika was struggling at home and the boys were not safe from angels because they were demons. Shadow demons probably feed off others fear, sadness, guilt, or loneliness. So, he could have been feeding off that growing up. Although, as you mention Damien was kept away from like a slave because of his slave birth. I believe this was also a means to keep Damien from gaining too much power. In Michaela Laws’ other Tumblr (thegrandlibraryofyggdrasil) and in Seduce Me Asks, she covers that Damien’s mother is the second strongest mother. In demon hierarchy sex demons are of the highest rank and have the most power. Moreover, teaching a child about how the world works means they could out wit you. So it would be more beneficial for the Demon Lord to keep Damien from educating himself. If Damien educated himself, Damien would probably find a way to get back at the Demon Lord for abusing his mother. If Damien gained social connections using his mind reading, Damien could get others to rebel against the Demon Lord to break free. In essence, Damien has the potential to be a great foe if the Demon Lord gave him the same opportunities as his brothers.
Not same power or authority as his brothers….because illegitimate.
Despite Damien being an illegitimate child, Diana mentions if they get married Damien would be king. Diana does not consider Damien to be king material because she only heard rumors about him being an uneducated slave. If she went after Damien that would mean she would have to teach Damien the basics and most of the decisions would fall onto her. To teach someone something new takes time, time is not something a person who is getting ready for a rebellion has. Moreover, Diana is a purebred succubus. Thus Diana would have more power than any of the halfbreed brothers do. Damien’s mother may not have been of royal blood, but Damien does shared the same blood as the king/The Demon Lord. From my memory, there is a scene in SMTO1 when the pig pawn is upset that the slave mother was demanding things for Damien. Meaning beings in the castle are aware that Damien is a half royal. If Damien’s mother could do this, it shows that Damien does hold some power of his own. This scene could have been written in to show that Damien’s mother knew how to use her mind reading, succubus temptation, or shadow powers against others as leverage. However, the biggest enemy Damien would have to face is his mind reading or the thoughts of others who look down on him. I have no doubt in mind that years of hearing others talk down to him would leave Damien with depression to some degree. As I mentioned perviously, Damien never taught or socialized much because he is a threat to the Demon Lord. Recall, Diana’s deal with the Demon Lord was to get his sons back to the throne. The Demon Lord did not care which one of his sons returned, he just wanted one of his puppets that had his blood back home to maintain his legacy. I will talk more of the Demon Lord’s legacy later. My point here, is that Diana is not looking to argue why the boys are unfit to be king. Diana was talking down on the boys in hopes that Mika would give them up for not being good boyfriend or husband material. Diana from the first moment we meet her, shows how she can manipulate other’s emotions for her benefit.
"Do we kill Diana" SMTO2 (SM2TDW) dilemma.
There was a person on Tumblr who wrote a bit of an essay that SMTO2 (SM2TDW) felt more like an apology letter to Diana. In SMTO1 Diana was written as the bad guy who was simply evil, yet in SMTO2 she is suddenly justified because now we see the reason why she wanted to have marriage as a truce. Diana wanted to prevent war and future bloodshed. We, the player, took away her option and forced her to battle. Diana wronged us in the first game because she did not know that we are not Harold Anderson. She only learned of Harold Anderson’s passing later if we romance her in SMTO1. Diana did not have to ask our permission to take Damien’s powers. She only asked because Damien would hesitate to lose his mind reading if Mika was attached to his abilities. Do we love Damien as a being or do we love him because he is a sexy demon with powers? Do we trust Damien, a demon we claim to love, with another female for a few minutes? If we could not see in SMTO1 how jealous us players are then of course our choice would be to kill Diana. Yet, Diana in SMTO2, saved us from being transported into the Demon Lord’s castle. She did not have to, but she knew Mika was cared for and that Mika’s traveling without her love interest meant danger. Diana ensured we were fed, had shelter, had clothes, and protection when she did not have to. Diana in SMTO2 made peace with us and is no longer a threat. If we never forgave her for SMTO1 and could not acknowledge her actions in SMTO2 then of course the player would choose to kill her. I want to point out how in Seduce Me Asks, Michaela Laws had mentioned that Seduce Me 2 was an apology to Diana. Diana was wronged and the players hated SMTO1’s end for Damien. Players did not like that Damien had to sleep with Diana to get rid of his powers. So players were given this choice so they could reflect on their relationship with Diana, not to debate the impact of this choice on others.
Alternate character design.
I do agree that seeing alternative demon character designs away from the original game would be cool. However, I prefer canon characters to remain familiar. There are a few Tumblr stories where the boys take on Neko forms because cast a spell wrong or by accident. So it is possible to have that happen if you would like. Also, to rewrite Damien’s genes would mean reevaluating his relationship from birth. How would being part animal demon affect his mother, his brothers, in relation to his environment, and his love interests. To make Damien weaker would mean to pair him with a stronger character forcing him to either be heavily dependent on others or force him to become more aggressive like Sam.
Animal demon does not change context of the story.
Here I disagree. Animal demons do not hold the same power of charm as demons do. Animal demons, depending on how animal they are, may be more feral or instinct based than others. Meaning some animal demons may have heat cycles and be discriminated for having heat cycles. Look at Rabbit she was forced to either service others or become a sex slave based on her animal demon genes. If you make Damien was an animal demon this prejudice would be on him as well and may mean he could become more like Erik. On the other hand animal demons could be more aggressive when threatened meaning Damien would either become like Sam or snap because of stress. Damien’s mind reading doubles down on this stress and this stress could have un-alived Damien. Again, I am not sure since I have not replayed the game. But a pig fawn does mention about one of the women’s audacity for requesting things, I think this pig fawn was complaining about Damien’s mother. If Damien’s mother was an animal demon who was raised from low birth, I do not think she would try to stand up to anyone in the castle. Damien’s mother had some form of pride and knew others recognized it to some degree. If Damien was an animal demon, he would be the only brother with unique features. To add unique features further highlights how much of an outcast Damien is compared to his brothers. To make him the only animal demon out of his family would mean Damien would have no one aside from his mother to relate to. If he had problems he could not run to any of his brothers for help or to ask questions. Since at most, the only thing his brothers could do would be to listen or try remedies based on hearsay. As a fellow incubus, Damien has older brothers who has been through the urges and struggles before to guide him. Kind of like how not all trauma survivors experience the exact same thing, but being from similar situations shows others they are not alone.
Canid family.
The downside of writing about a canid animal is the idea of werewolves and omegaverse dynamics. There are some people, like myself, who as soon as they see anything about "dog demons" sees boys love content. Boys Love/yaoi have a term called omega verse where males can get pregnant by other males. Now, I doubt that was your intention for wanting Damien to be a canid demon. I was just mentioning my thought when I saw the phrase. Anyway, the main question would be why not make Damien a werewolf then? The downside of making Damien a werewolf is that Damien’s bloodline would further be diluted. The more diluted and split apart a bloodline is the weaker the offspring are. Werewolves are typically half human, some can be half anything else, just depends on the story. Although, Michaela Laws had stated in a Seduce Me Asks that Sam was the first boy created. Meaning Sam was the only true story and canon ending she had in mind. The other brothers were added later. If Michaela Laws wanted to write more about a dog demon Damien then Seduce Me probably would not have been called Seduce Me. To write about a demon species that is not part of the same set as the rest means exploring and writing for a longer time. Thus, Seduce Me probably would not have come out when it did. Besides Seduce Me stands out because it has sex demons! Most of the tome and reverse harem games have animal demons. I believe Seduce Me The Otome was my first interactions with a reverse harem (female mc), multiple main male sex demon love interests, English voice acted, and English created game.
Enforcing the complexity of Damien.
Each of the brothers can be watered down in basic anime tropes. Damien fits the mysterious boy who hold the trauma. His trauma was being of low birth and mind reading. To pin being an animal demon on top of that is like adding an eyepatch,  white hair, robotic arm, and visible scars to character just to look cool. Damien’s mother killed herself in front of her son because Damien reminded her everyday that the Demon Lord raped her just by simply existing. On top of the visual trauma, Damien could probably hear just how much his mother resented him in that moment from her thoughts. Could you imagine the pain he must of felt that his own mother could not even stand him being alive? Now, you want to add that he is an animal demon so he can only relate to his brothers by aggression/rage. As mentioned, being an half incubus and half brute Damien can relate to his brothers better and they could help give him energy. As a half-animal demon, Damien would feed on other things that his brothers may struggle to get for him because Damien was kept away for a reason.
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**THE DEMON LORD’S LEGACY
The games does cover that there is an active war between The Demon Lord and Lilith Castle. In the game the Demon Lord has gained power because he is a greedy tyrant and destroyed many kingdoms. Lilith Castle is the only faction that the Demon Lord has not been able to conquer. What I am trying to say is that not all slaves started off in the slave class (human, animal demon, etc.). Now the rest of my explanation comes from Seduce Me Ask and Miss Laws’ other Tumblr for Seduce Me (thegrandlibraryofyggdrasil) lore. In the Abyssal Plains women hold the power to rule because of Lilith and not men. However, The Demon Lord gained influence because his first wife wanted him to be her equal. Once the Demon Lord gained power, he craved it and destroyed anyone who got in his way. Meaning kingdoms ruled by queens and societies built around these kingdoms fell. Hence, to write Damien’s mother into a slave class (human, animal demon, etc.) ignores the effect of the Demon Lord’s greed. His greed destroyed demon culture, forcing beings of the Abyssal Plains to become more feral than before.
In Seduce Me Asks, people have questioned about Damien’s mother multiple times. Damien’s mother is known to be the second strongest mom out of the 5 mothers. Sex demons hold the highest rank in demon hierarchy thanks to Lilith. Secondly, the Demon Lord wants anything of power to be his or have it taken down. Damien’s mother was probably sold to the Demon Lord as a mind reader. But, she refused to help the Demon Lord so he became obsessed with breaking her. He would later call this obsession love and this would be the only form of love the boys would hear rumors about or witness (Damien’s mind reading). In essence, the Demon Lord shows he does not care for anyone besides himself. Ever decision he makes only benefits himself and no one else. He never cares to keep his word if the agreement does not make him more powerful. Even Diana acknowledges this and offers to marry the Demon Lord’s sons instead of the Demon Lord himself. The Demon Lord knows Diana is young and probably not as powerful as he or his wives. Thus Diana would not be accepted as a concubine, but she could still marry into the family to ensure the safety of her kingdom. She just had to find the brothers and find out why they did not return to the Abyssal Plains for so long (time difference between Demon and Human Realm). In the Seduce Me Asks, we know that some demons have access to spy and learn from humans. The Demon Lord probably spent years or months waiting for Diana to return, despite it only being a few days human time. As such the Demon Lord, attacked Lilith Castle at its weakest time and during a moment that Diana would notice. The Demon Lord knows how to make a statement, make others angry, and attack at an opportune moment. Give Diana, the Demon Lord, Damien, and Michaela Laws some credit for backstory points.
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I came to add more from my Cinderella/ forced spouse with the demon bros:
When the brothers heard their father was marrying again they had low expectations. Every time their father re-marries, the women are either after his money or try to seduce them. So when his new wife moved in with mc, they thought this wasn't so bad.
Because of their only experience with women were his fathers ex-wives, they tried to get the upper hand by bullying mc and make sure they're never alone. They even try to bring other people over so they can get jealous and hopefully come tot them. But it never works.
Imagine the sickening joy they feel once they found out both parents were dead, and since Lucifer is the eldest he inherited everything and that included mc. For them, turning mc into their maid is spouse training, of course they also help them but they love it when they wear that maid outfit.
When they noticed how weird mc was acting those days, they let Mammon sneak into their room to find out, and imagine their anger once they find the aceeptance letter.
They refuse to let their future partner to get away from them
AFAB fem
You don’t get to just leave. After everything they did? Keep you safe after your parents died, gave you chores and tasks to distract you and keep you from falling into grief, showed you hints of love when they thought you needed it most. You didn’t want it, but they know what’s best.
The letter is on the table when you walk in to eat dinner. Lucifer’s eyes stay on you the entire time as you freeze. Asmo watches you with loving interest and on the edge of his seat. Levi pouts and pokes at his food. Satan looks frightening, and the twins are just…staring at you.
“Do you care to tell us what this is?” Lucifer gestures to the letter. A college acceptance letter, after all this time. You hadn’t gone after graduation, intent on helping your mom and you keep the house together and money stable. But now that you’re here you can afford to leave. You want to leave.
“It’s…it’s nothing.” You reach for it but mammon snatches it up from the table. He’s holding it above his head making you jump for it. “C’mon sis, you can do better than that! Jump a little higher.” You were too busy trying to retrieve it to notice his eyes on your chest as it bounces. The others stare at your stomach, your thighs, your ass.
Your fingers grasp it just barely and mammon pulls. You hear it rip and see it almost in slow motion. You stare down in disbelief at the half in your hand. Mammon makes a noise of dismissal and takes it from you. “It’s whatever, it’s not like you were going anyway.”
He tosses the ruined letter on the table, where Levi, Beel, and Belphie had been messing around. Someone’s hand knocks a glass and a deep plum washes over the once white parchment. Your eyes must betray your feelings, because they all look at you now. “Wh-what do you mean I’m not going?”
Asmo stands and coos at you before wrapping his arms around you from behind. “It’s alright sweetie. You’ve adjusting so well to being our sister, we couldn’t take that from you. You’d be unhappy without us, it’s best that you stay here.”
Lucifer glares at him as he plants a kiss to your cheek before squishing his cheek into yours. “But…mom said-“ Belphie groans and you look at him as if he’d just stabbed you. “Nothing she said matters anymore, the house was left to us. It’s not like you have a job or money, so you can’t leave. That means we’re in charge.”
Satan sighs almost sympathetically. “We can’t have our wife leaving us now, when we’re all so broken. We need the softness you bring to the house now more than ever.” They’re all trying to mess with your head, and even if it doesn’t work they won’t stop.
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Fairy tales (The dark versions)
This is my research on the original dark version of classic fairy tales. 
Everyone was told the classic fairy tales of Cinderella, Rapunzel, Red riding hood and more when they were kids. At times, they were a bit dark sometimes they weren’t completely dark. But the versions we were told as kids wasn’t the proper version, here are those versions:   
Aladdin- Uses his genies to grant power and success, which makes him feel worthy of the sultan’s daughter but she is betrothed to another. Aladdin then kidnaps her on her wedding day and the prince is tortured by Aladdin’s genie. The prince decides not to marry the princess and she marries Aladdin, who builds the sultan’s palace up. An evil sorcerer steals the lamp and teleports the palace with the princess inside far away. Aladdin tries to kill himself before remembering he had a tiny genie in his ring, which he uses to find his palace then commands the princess to seduce and kill the sorcerer.  
Sleeping beauty- the princes rapes her during her sleep and she gives birth whilst asleep, only for her children to wake her up. 
Pinocchio- When he runs away, the police believe the carpenter abuses him and Geppetto is arrested. When Pinocchio gets home, he gets angry and chucks a hammer than kills the cricket. He is later hung from a tree and suffocates.  
The little mermaid- walking is pure agony and she has to marry the prince otherwise she will turn into sea foam. The prince falls in love with another  woman, which causes her to have to kill him to gain her tail back. All the other mermaids trade their hair for a dagger to help the little mermaid. But she doesn’t and turns into sea foam. 
The frog prince- instead of a kiss, the princess cuts his head off to turn him back into a human. 
Cinderella- the first ugly sister cuts her toes off and the second sister cuts off her heel to fit into the slipper. As punishment, their eyes are plucked out by birds. 
Snow white and the seven dwarfs- the evil queen has to put on red hot metal shoes and dance till she died at Snow White’s wedding. 
Mulan- after returning from the war: her father is dead, her mother remarried and the khan wants her to be his concubine. She ends up killing herself. 
Red riding hood- the wolf cuts the grandmother into chunks and puts it into a pie that red eats. The wolf then gets red to strip naked, burn her clothes and get into the bed with the wolf before being eaten. 
Hansel and Gretel- the witch is married to the devil and the children slit their throats.  
Rumpelstiltskin- After losing, he rips himself in half! 
The pied piper- When he wasn’t paid, he used his flute to take all the children from the town. Some stories say he took them to a cave and let them all go when he was paid, another version talks about the piper making the kids drown themselves. 
Beauty and the beast- it ends with the beast dying and Belle grieving
Goldilocks and the three bears- they eat her 
Bluebeard- his wife finds a room full of his ex-wives’ bodies on hooks.
Rapunzel- After the prince is blinded, he never finds Rapunzel. 
These are more like legends than fairy tales but are still pretty dark. 
Botan Dōrō- A widowed samurai meets and falls in love with a woman named Otsuyu. When someone spies on them, they discover Osuyu is actually a skeleton. Despite all the warnings, the samurai follows her into a grave in a temple. The next day, he is found dead intertwined in the skeleton’s arms. 
The headless horseman- A Hessian Artilleryman was decapitated by an American cannonball. He was quickly buried by his comrades and legend has it, he rides in the night in search of his lost head. 
Jasy Jatere: God of the Siesta- A child that wanders the street in search of children who would rather play than nap. Some variations depict him as a small man who takes the children prisoner, pluck out their eyes so they can not find their way home. 
La Llorona- Was once a beautiful woman named Maria, whose husband left her (some say for a younger woman) which caused her to drown her own children in rage. Feeling remorse she drowned herself, hoping to reverse her sin instead she is cursed to walk across riverbanks and drown more children. Hearing her cries means your next to meet this terrible fate. 
Terracotta army- in 1974, a group of seven farmers unearthed a series of 8,000 Terracotta soldiers along side a tomb. The farmers soon met their fate, three out of the seven were painfully killed and all their homes and land were destroyed. Some believed this was due to a curse given by whatever was in that tomb. 
Deer woman- a native american creature that is associated with love and fertility. The spirit is know to seduce men and either leave them to die or waste away longing. 
Hukai’po- A hawaiian legend of ghosts that reenact old battles, people are risked to be injured if they get in the way but if they show proper respect then they will be spared.
These tales could be helpful for my FMP as I could take inspiration from them and see how I could interrupt them in my game. This has been done similarly but shown them in a modern setting, as I want to keep them in a fantasy setting. 
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(shakes ClanGen ocs) These babies can fit so much trauma AND the urge to obsess over battle cats.
It's reminding me so much of the days I used to write obsessively about one woman who caused a divorce by being hot, seduced the wife, murdered her new wife's brother, divorced her, proceeded to Clan hop, married another woman, then married her ex-wife's ex-husband too. She also murdered her kitty fiancée and had her sassy girlfriend killed before all of this.
Somehow, I'm getting that level of drama outta ClanGen. How we're here is not a question, but something we just all accept now and we bond over our goofy murder cats.
Oh, and that reminds me- THE ABANDONED WIVES AND FATHERLESS KIDS CCAN COME JOIN ME IN MY FATHERLESS ABODE. C'MON IN FOLKS!
ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN SOMEHOW MAKE LORE OUT OF THEM EVEN IF YOU HAVE LIKE A BASIC LAYOUT ITS SO FUN
and oh my god i remember in like 6th grade we had like babys first creative writing and i wrote what was essentially a gorey warriors fanfiction because that was like. peak writing to me. I think maybe like a queen had kits and like the father got murked or something something was cooking in my 6th grade mind
ABSOLUTELY!!! i love these goofy asks so much im having a blast
AND YEAAAAAHHHH FATHERLESS ABODE GANG!!!!!
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