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#seb and his grid kids
f1incorrects · 8 months
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Seb: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron's Olympics.
Charles:
Lance:
Mick:
Charles: ...Who won gold?
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f1-incorrect-s · 5 months
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driving to the camping part 4/?
car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando
Valtteri: *Opens Spotify and turns on I Feel Good (James Brown) and plays it on the loudest volume*
Daniel: VAL, WHAT THE FUCK
Mick: AARRGGGHHHHHH
Kevin, Yuki and Max: *Swearing some very nasty and unholy words*
Fernando: Alright, who’s dead?
Valtteri: Nobody’s dead, but somone will be IF THEY KEEP SCREAMING IN MY EARS!!!! MICK SHUT UP!
Mick: *Finally dares to open his eyes and stops screaming* Sorry😅
Valtteri: Everybody out of the car, I have to fill up the tank. Buy me some coffee and get you asses back here.
- - - -a little while (30 minutes) later - - - - -
Daniel: We’re baaackkkk *he gets in last and throws all the candy he was holding towards the others before putting on his seatbelt*
Valtteri: …
Max: where are you waiting for? Let’s go!
Valtteri: …
Fernando: Oh shiiittt, we’re dead
Mick: What? Why?
Valtteri: HOW COULD YOU FORGET MY COFFEE?! YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB!
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whaaaaatt · 1 year
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Seb offering to give Lance a tow 💚
Bonus:
“You can get a tow [from Mazepin]… not the ideal car but,” “I’ll keep a bigger gap.” 💀
Mick and Seb nugget 👋🏻
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gangstaguenther · 1 year
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Gio: I will watch over you all
Max: will you watch over me?
Gio: yes
Charles: will you watch over me?
Gio: yes my child
Zhou: will you watch over me?
Gio: wIlL yOu WaTcH oVeR mE?!?!
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randomf1quotes · 1 year
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Seb: explaining something to the younger drivers And that concludes the plan. Dan you're up!
Daniel: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention kahoot music starts to play
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acrosstobear · 1 year
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SEBASTIAN VETTEL and MICK SCHUMACHER post race at the 2021 French GP
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shwartzwoman63 · 1 year
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Seb: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Grid kids: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Seb: Yes!
Charles: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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giovinazzi-isjesus · 2 years
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Officer: Ok, you ar all under arrest
Max: Why?!
Officer: WHY? YOU CANT DRIVE A SCOOTER WITH 8 PEOPLE ON IT!
Max: Wait, 8?
Max: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8- OH FUCK LANCE FELL OFF
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goldfish-in-a-bowl · 1 year
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Seb loves all of his children and worries for them, and watches out for them.
Be like Seb.💚
Also lando is fine he will race tomorrow
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inwonderlandz · 2 years
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Seb matching with his favorite grid kid
📸: f1sutton
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vandoorne5evans9 · 1 year
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Seb giving us all the amazing content this week
Thank you for posting these Karun
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f1incorrects · 9 months
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Mick: It's been quite a season, huh?
Seb: ....Mick, it's not even testing yet.
Mick:
Mick: And?
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f1-incorrect-s · 5 months
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Driving to the camping part 7/?
car 1: Max, Daniel, Valtteri, Mick, Kevin, Yuki and Fernando
Valtteri: Alright guys, only one hour left before we arrive, does somebody want to switch seats with Fernando and me so we can rest for a little bit?
Max: Me, Me, Me, I wanna drive!! Daniel will sit beside me!
Daniel: I will?
Max: Ssttt, you aren’t involved in this
Daniel: Say what now?
Kevin: Hey, what about me? What if I wanted to drive?
Mick: Yeah sure, grandpa wants to drive… Out of the 6 hours we’ve been driving, you have been sleeping for 5 ½ …. that half hour you were awake, you got candy…
Kevin: What's got you so cranky? Didn’t you get enough sleep or something?
Mick: I was doing okay until someone slapped me!!
Kevin: I told you, I was having a dream!!
Mick: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU SLAPPED ME ON MY ASS!!
Valtteri: LANGUAGE
Max: Yeah, watch your language mafketel*!!
Kevin: You were laying horizontally over my legs!!
Daniel: What the hell were you dreaming of when you decided to slap something that’s rests on your legs?
Mick: Yeah Kevin, what were you dreaming of?! Huh?!
Valtteri: Stop this nonsense!! We’re pulling over now to switch, the both of you go cool off! We’re leaving in 5!
Fernando: Shouldn’t we be worried that Kevin slaps things in his sleep?
Valtteri: Nah, that’s the problem of his bunkmate on the camping
~ meanwhile ~
Daniel: *putting on his seatbelt* Max, please drive responsibly
Max: You know me!! I’d never drive irresponsible
Daniel: …….
Max: Okay, except that one time in Australia
Daniel: …….
Max: And that one time when we were on vacation in Mongolia
Daniel: …..
Max: OKAYY, point taken!! I’ll drive extra safely!
Daniel: *opening his phone, ready to call 911*
mafketel = crazy person
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finntalksf1 · 7 months
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“It’s almost a paternal relationship, between seb and mick.”
I’m losing my mind thank you ABC race coverage
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gangstaguenther · 1 year
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*in a car*
Max: *takes hands off the wheel*
Charles: MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Lando: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Max: I believe in you jesus
Antonio: *appears and takes the wheel* do not worry my child
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imagine-a-f1girl · 16 days
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Now let Seb do donuts with Charles and Mick then
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