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Aaa tumblr deleted my ask before I was done smh, anyway I was wondering who you think would do better at the ifuudoudou dance/shuffle, ass gang / she trio ?(stardew) i think they’d both give up in the middle from the quick-exhaustion, or how funny it’d probably be to see those sillies knocking each other over.

Aww man the ASS gang would DEMOLISH the SHE trio doing the ifuudoudou shuffle. Something something about being old and their old man knees (Abigail’s words). And in this essay I will explicate my take on the dance battle:

I can imagine the ASS gang would have to teach them how the dance moves first. The SHE trio practices for a bit. Harvey and Shane would definitely have a little with coordination (especially with the double bounce) but they get it down and are actually some what in sync as a group. Since Elliot was able to pick up on the dance moves quicker, he somewhat moves a little faster than the other two. Harvey tends to get flustered in the middle and would flail his arms trying to catch up to Elliot’s tempo thinking he messed up somewhere. Poor Shane would strugggglllleeeee with cardio. He blames the fact that he’s hungover to save face (he’s not, he’s been sober for a while, Elliot and Harvey pick up on this and just teases him)

Meanwhile the ASS gang is much more familiar with the song and dance. (my lil HC: Sebastian is a big fan of vocaloid; though he has yet to tell the rest of the gang what the song is about). For a time it had been a trend amongst them to dance the shuffle around town and filming themselves doing shennanigans. coughtiktokcough Despite being quite familiar with it, Sam struggles to move in the same direction as the others and bouncing on one place. He does quickly recover though!!!! Not his fault Abigail tends to forget to do the double bounce though hahahah. Sebastian has *perfected* the dance catch him practicing in between doing freelance programming.

I have this Idea™️ during the shuffle battle, Elliot realizes the song lyrics is quite scandalous and catches Sebastians eyes and they have a some kind of telepathic conversation which causes Sebastian to get flustered and embarassed at the implication of the lyrics. Elliot just laughs in amusement and nearly falters. Abigail in the middle of egging on the SHE trio notices this and calls out Elliot for the sabotage! Shane, tired of her teasing, tells his buddies to avenge him before collapsing on his ass, completely out of breath. Harvey to check on him but Shane waves him off. Also Sam nearly knocks everyone out trying to match up with the direction his hands should be facing, almost tripping on Shane. 😂 😂 😂

some Abby headcanons?

Abigail Headcanons

Of course. I hope you enjoy them and thank you for the ask!

She dyes her hair for different occasions. For example, for pride she was decked out with rainbow streaks. For Spirits' Eve she's got a pretty purple base with orange bangs. She loves experimenting with different hairstyles. When she was a teenager, she actually shaved one side of her head.

Speaking of hairstyles, she's studying to become a hairdresser. It's been a dream of hers since she was a child. Caroline was very excited when she heard. Pierre? Not so much... He wanted her to take over the family business, so he wasn't all too pleased to hear she would be leaving when she got her degree.

She gets along with Maru. They enjoy science fiction and horror movies together. Sebastian isn't very happy about it.

She's gotten herself into a few fights in her time. Most took place in high school, her defending some kids from bullies. But she's also gotten into playfights with her friends that escalated into her accidentally giving Sam a black eye.

She first ate a rock in preschool. She thought it was a sugar mound and took a bite. Chipped a tooth, but the habit carried over into adulthood. Nobody can do anything about it. She's actually banned from the museum for trying to eat a block of quartz.

Leah taught her how to draw. She had an interest since middle school, but never really excelled until Leah moved to the valley. She draws pictures for all the Solarian's Chronicle's characters (the others can't draw for shit).

Her and Penny went to the same primary school. Nothing really significant about this, I just think it's fun.

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Also, it finally clicked and I figured out why I never get married in this game. It's bc over half of the marriage canidates feel WAY too young. Abigal, Sam, Sebatian, Haley, Maru, and Alex are, at max, 20 years old to me (Haley MAYBE could be a couple years older). Emily, Elliot, and Shane are my bros through and through, Harvey and Penny are w/e, and Leah is for the laides. And that's it! That's all of them!

Like, WHERE'S the infedelity route? The only human NPCs that I'd be down for are Caroline, the Wizard, and with the SDV Expanded Mod, Morris. 😭

Oh hey im currently at a bit of a crossroads. Help me make a decision please?

I feel like this has been done before.

we’ve got parrots n starfish n all sorts, you wouldn’t wanna miss it for the world! sebastian definitely doesn’t hate it here!!

for my stardew save I’m at the point where most of the LIs are hitting the eight-heart event so everyone’s confessing to my farmer dsgfkfhgkksf

Ann (P5) , Abigal (SDV) and hmmm... Stay with me here Claudia (ACII+). I think they all suit you well and remind me of you! :3 for OC's if those count ;) Amaranthe, Autumn and Rosary (almost choose Felicia or Nix but I think sexy vampire suits you more xP)

THANK YOU DESS

I actually love all these characters, especially my girls so these are the highest of compliments 🥺💖

What 3 fictional characters so you associate with me?

If Sebastian from SDV were real I would be monogamous but the cool thing is I wouldn't have to be bc we'd also be dating Sam & Abigal anyway