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imagine-loki · 2 years
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Imagine Loki decides to visit Australia and sees a schoolkid being bullied by their classmates while trying to avoid a large flock of magpies (it being Swooping Season). Unwilling to merely stand by, Loki turns himself into a magpie and leads the rest of the birds in relentlessly swooping on the bullies
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katlimeart · 1 year
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Made in 2021
If you’ve seen this anywhere else, I posted it back on my deviantArt when it was made.
Mario girls cosplaying as characters from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire
1. Beauty
2. Cool Trainer
3. Picnicker
4. Pokemon Breeder
5. School Kid
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feluka · 1 month
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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tiktoksthataregood-ish · 11 months
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ionomycin · 2 months
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Maiden of Light
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moonlit-typewriter · 2 months
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Whoever cast Echidna as a PTA mom was so right for that
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Mother of all monsters? Yeah, I’ll bet her kid is the absolute worst
and she knows it
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It’s giving “how dare you accuse my child of such a thing. We do so much for this school and this is what we get?”
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teaboot · 10 months
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When I was a kid, I regularly lost reading privileges for "having an attitude" and "acting out".
It wasn't as simple as being told not to read during other activities- one of the first times it happened, I remember being six years old, watching my stepfather pull fistfuls of books off my bookshelf and throw them to the floor in a heaping mess while I cried and asked him to stop.
It was weird. Every other adult I knew described me as exceptionally well-behaved, but at home, it was the opposite, and it was blamed on "learning bad habits from that shit you're reading".
Because I couldn't read at home, I spent all my free time at school in the library, reading with my friends.
When I grew up and moved away, I realized that my family life was toxic and abusive, and the "attitudes" I was being punished for were standing up for myself, standing up for my younger siblings, and resisting actual, real-life psychological abuse. Because I'd learned from what I'd read that my family wasn't normal, not like my parents said it was, and in my stories, the heroes were the people who spoke out when it was hard to.
It is insane to me that there are students right now who can't access books. It is insane that books are being outlawed. It is perverse that we are stealing away an entire generation's ability to contextualize their lives, to learn about the world around them, to develop critical thinking skills and express themselves and feel connected to the world or escape from it, whatever and whenever and however they need.
That is not how you raise a compassionate, thoughtful, powerful society.
That's how you process cattle.
It's fucking disgusting.
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pomegranatevampire · 5 months
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FNAF fanart in 2023? more likely than you think. 13 year old me would be very pleased with this development.
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(I need him)
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typhlonectes · 11 months
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kiwi · 1 month
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
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tr4nsvesdyke · 9 months
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jstodd · 1 month
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bruce, without batman would probably be the most ANNOYING parent at any and all of his kids' extracurriculars.
dick has a gymanstics meet, bruce is giving the pep talk of the century but absolutely slamming on the other kids, "you're the best thing walking, bradely cant even breathe the same air as you."
jason's on the debate team, bruce has spent the entire meet going "great point! that's my son!" relentlessly muttering about how jason might as well just be the whole team by himself at this point.
tim's in the robotics club and they're holding their annual robot games, bruce is barking in the crowd, front row, "cmon timmy you got this"
damian's art was picked for a charity auction, bruce is pulling out all the stops cuz his kid is better than everyone else's and so is work and he'll be damned if anyone's painting goes for more than his
bruce is just the most annoying, insufferable, asshole parent that's full tiger mom for his kids but like, hey, they're happy. all those kids walk out of each event with a new trophy, a new medal, a new plaque grinning from ear to ear, blushes on their face with their dickhead father right behind them happier than a pig in shit, as proud as he can be
in my head, pta dad bruce is an absolutely brutual soccer mom who operates under "fuck them kids" unless they're his 😭 that man is raising WINNERS
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katlimeart · 1 year
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Made in 2018 + 2021
If you’ve seen this anywhere else, I posted it back on my deviantArt when it was made.
Mario girls cosplaying as characters from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
1. Ace Trainer (Snow)
2. Interviewer
3. Beauty
4. Picnicker
5. Poke Kid
6. Pokemon Breeder
7. Bird Keeper
8. School Kid
9. Swimmer
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kazoosandfannypacks · 5 months
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as always, I'd love to hear your answer in the tags, especially if it's one of the "other" choices!
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sitarawrites · 4 months
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Y/n in the multiverse of Gojo
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Synopsis : A curse brings back teen , kid and baby Gojo to the present timeline , all of them obsessed with y/n
Warning : Suggestive at end
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Gojo could swear he had never met a curse more annoying than this one . For the past 10 minutes he had been waiting for the curse to evaporate but all it did was silly dances as if mocking him. 
He was annoyed , very displeased when Yaga on such a beautiful Saturday morning when his beloved wife y/n and his students were going to have a picnic, asked Gojo to take on a mission and kill the special grade curse that was troubling the sorcerers for the past few weeks.
Thus here he was in front of a curse trying to wait until it completely evaporated after exorcising it. When Yaga told him about the curse he thought it was a very strong dangerous looking curse that could even function in broad daylight.
He was surprised to see a jelly like midget dancing and spraying some sort of perfume in the forest while singing nursery rhymes
Of course he easily exorcised it , being the strongest , but while the curse was moments away from completely evaporating he started laughing
“ You have stepped into this forest and let your guard down , I have cursed you for a day , he he he he. Get ready to share someone you don’t want to” and with that stupid laugh he evaporated completely .
 What the hell was he even talking about? Paying no attention to it, Satoru went to the car and asked Ijichi to drive him to his estate. He had to get there on time or y/n would leave him and go to Jujutsu Tech with the students and enjoy her time. 
So mean of her right ? To leave her husband of 3 years for the students. He reached his estate entering the main gate in his garden. He was surprised to see shoes outside his door.
A pair of shoes that he wore in high school that he had discarded way back and a pair of Pikachu printed sneakers that were very small that he wore when he was 5. What was going on ? 
Curious, he went inside, into the living room only to find something that was so unbelievable that he had to take his blindfold off . Y/n was standing near the sofa dressed in a pair of denim shorts and a  pink tank top with the one year old version of himself cuddling in her arms ,smiling in his sleep.
 Not only that , the five year old version of him was hugging one of her legs , sticking out his tongue towards the 18 year old version of him who was standing on her left side while he wrapped an arm around y/n’s waist. 
What was going on ? Satoru couldn’t believe his eyes. How can he see younger versions of him , wait was it the curse’s doing .Now did he realise what that curse meant , the curse brought him back from the past years and the person he had to share was you.
“ Toru , what is going on here ? I came into the living room to get the picnic basket and all I see is you from different ages” 
As soon as the word "Toru" left your lips , everyone’s ears perked up. They looked at the 28 year old Gojo and literally tightened their hold on you. 
The one year old started to cry to get your attention whereas the 5 year old started staring at Satoru with such a look of disgust as if he had just seen some piece of shit.
 The 18 year old version of him who was the cockiest of them all ; actually kissed your cheek leaving you there all shocked and red faced whereas he looked at the 28 year old with a shit eating grin.
Gojo could swear he felt his blood boil. He went straight towards you as he took the one year old from your arm and placed him on the sofa while pulling you away from the hold of the other two.
Wrapping an arm around your waist and another just around your shoulders he declared , kissing the spot that was just kissed by the 18 year old “ Stay away from my wife”. 
“ Aren’t you getting too full of yourself , Mr Oldman , that was my girlfriend before your wife . Hands off her” the 17 year old Satoru replied with  arrogance
The 5 year old declared “ No you two get away from her , I promised to marry her just a few days back” 
Even you were surprised at how those 3 were bickering over you. The three of them tried pulling you towards them . The 18 year old and 5 year old on one side and present Satoru on the other.
 You were pulled once to your left ,then to your right , then left, then right. Having enough of them you yelled “ Hands off me now , you three !”
Instantly all 3 of them released you .
All three of them felt betrayed when you went to the sofa and picked up baby Satoru who was crying and held him in your arms. His head resting on your shoulder as he smirked at the other three
“ Baby Toru in my arms is Toru 1 , you little brat are Toru 2” you looked at the 5 year old
“ You are Toru 3” you looked at highschool Gojo and then at present Gojo “ you are Satoru ” 
“ No fair , I want to be Satoru ” the 5 year old yelled stomping his feet while he was pushed back by the high school one “ No I’m Satoru  because you were mine first” he declared
 28 year Gojo made a beeline towards you and again wrapped an arm around you “ Nah I am Satoru because she is my wife”
All three of them started arguing again while the little one rested in your arms. You pecked his cheek which caught the attention of the other three , jealous of him.
“ All three of you , silence ! Listen here now. What I said is final , now Satoru and i’ll be leaving and Toru 3 , 2 and 1 will stay back at home until we come back” 
Satoru flashed them his signature cocky grin as he suddenly grabbed your waist and kissed your lips , to show them that you were his. This infuriated the others and baby Satoru, displeased by him, bit his arm to which he winced in pain. 
“ You know I can just throw you in trash , you already are compact size”
“ As if y/n will let you” kid Gojo looked at you with puppy eyes “ He is bullying baby Satoru”
“ Me too “ teen Gojo who was standing near the window gave you puppy eyes too
“ All three of you just leave , go outside and wait until I come” now you were frustrated. You were supposed to reach at 10 am and it was already 9: 40 am 
“ Carry the stuff and keep it in the car , if I see anyone slacking off I’ll leave you in the middle of nowhere during the car ride” .
With that you went upstairs to take some stuff with baby Gojo in your arms , resting his head on your shoulders. He looked at the 3 and smiled as if telling them ‘ she is mine , losers’. 
 Of course he was the younger version of Satoru and if compared the most clingy version of him
“ Why does he get to be so close to y/n and not me , I’m young too” kid Gojo pouted 
“ Because you’re stupid” teen Gojo mocked him and then looked at Satoru and smirked “ Carry the stuff , I’m not doing it”
“ You dare refuse y/n , well let us see how highly she’ll think of you if she finds out your lazy ass doesn’t want to work” . He called your name “ Y/n-” 
“ Ok Ok , I’m doing it. You little brat , with me now” he looked at the 5 year old.
It seemed like Teen Gojo and kid Gojo were teaming up against him
After even more arguing it was decided where one would sit. Satoru sat on the co driver seat with baby Satoru in his lap , near you, who was driving and much to their displeasure the other two sat in the backseat
The whole drive the 3 kept arguing whereas baby Satoru kept looking at you and you only with his bright blue eyes, with a gaze of love. He kept looking at you to which Satoru smiled internally. Well it's justified that all three versions of him want you , ever since he was a child he had loved you.
He still remembers how he would look forward to clan meetings so he could meet you , even though he hated them. He was so happy when you came to Tokyo Jujutsu Tech. You were the one who was by his side all this time.
He was pulled out of his thoughts when kid Gojo yelled “ Stop staring at her !” to which he replied with his signature cocky tone “ Yeah and what will you do if I don’t , you little brat”
“ Toru keep quiet , he is a kid but should you also behave like a 5 year old ?” you interrupted them , eyes still on the road
“ Oooooooooooh , Toru got scolded by his wife” teen Gojo mocked him which earned him your death glare through the rear view mirror to which he silenced. 
“ Toru number 2 , no, don’t lean out of the window” but that little brat didn’t listen. Typical behaviour of his since childhood. You pulled the window up and locked it to which he looked towards you and pouted
“ I want to look outside”
“ You can without leaning out of the window”
“ No I can’t”
“ Want me to give your sweets to Toru no. 3” to which teen Gojo grinned at kid Gojo.
“ Fine but only because you said”
“ Good” 
Satoru was observing everything. The way kid and teen and even the baby version of him acted around you. All of them were obsessed with you , which was justified because ever since he has his memory he has always loved you. 
He would purposefully try to act stronger and smarter around you and still you would never pay much attention to him. God knows how many times he went to those boring clan meetings just to be able to see your face and spend time with you. Every gift that you gave him on his birthday is still kept in a box neatly. 
 When you were at jujutsu tech he’d always try to get you to hangout with him. Almost everyone around you knew that he had a crush on you, even Yaga. Suguru and Shoko would literally get tired of him ranting about his fictional romantic scenarios with you. 
When you and Satoru started dating Shoko was like “ At least he got somewhere. I was thinking he would never be able to confess to you and you’d probably marry someone else and he’ll just spend his whole life like Snape from Harry Potter” 
As if Satoru would let that happen. Deep down he always knew that someone would steal you away from him and make you theirs if he didn't, that’s why he always wanted your attention so desperately ever since he was a child. And after losing Suguru you were the only one who understood him.
This is what he was seeing in the younger versions of himself now from the perspective of adult Satoru who is lucky enough to have you as his wife. The desperation to be yours and to make you his was visible in the younger versions of himself. If you’re not there with him he feels like a lost puppy. 
He looked at you as you were driving , your eyes on the road. You glanced at him for a brief moment and then again focused on the road
“ Is there something on my face ?”
“ Yes, its beauty”
“ You’re really cheesy”
“ You married this cheesy person” he lifted his hand to show the wedding ring
“ I don’t regret marrying a cheesy idiot like you” you smiled
Teen Gojo looked at you two. So this was his future. He was going to marry you , his beloved girlfriend. He didn’t act like it but deep inside he was really happy to come into the future and know that one day you were going to marry him.
He was relieved to know that you’d actually survive till this day in this dangerous Jujutsu world and not leave him. He made a mental note to treat you like a princess , no , like his queen so that  the future doesn’t change and you still stay by his side . Because at the end of the day all he wanted was you, to be yours.
You reach Jujutsu Tech. Kid Gojo hops from the car , his shoelaces untied now. You also got out of the car and noticed it . Crouching down in front of him you tied his shoelace. You very well remember that even at the age of 5 Satoru was not able to tie his shoe lace. You noticed the shoes he was wearing. The Pokemon printed sneakers that you gifted him on his fifth birthday.
“ These are my favourite shoes” he told you 
“ Why so ? Because it has Pokemon” you smiled at him
“ No , it's because you gifted it me . Your mother told me that you actually searched a lot of stores to get me this one. They were limited edition and hard to find but you found them for me” he smiled at you back , his cheeks visibly red.
Oh , you just remembered. When you were 5 Satoru had invited you to his birthday. You wanted to gift him something he liked and you remembered how he wanted Pokemon sneakers with Pikachu on it. You went to multiple stores with your mother and finally found them. You had gifted them to Satoru and he kissed your cheek as a thank you and you giggled.
Now that you think about it , you really never thought that he kissed you because he loved you. You were always oblivious to your own feelings and very bad at taking hints. Until you guys were practically adults you hadn’t ever taken Satoru’s flirtings and his efforts as something he did because he loved you , instead he was the guy who you had permanently kept in your friend zone.
The guy who you never thought of as a romantic interest. Now that you think about it , how much it would’ve hurt him when you’d clearly ignore his romantic attempts and keep him on hold for so many years.
You gently patted kid Gojo’s head and went to the trunk to get the basket where you found Satoru already taking it out with baby Satoru in his arm. Baby Satoru made grabby hands towards you and you took him in your arms.
You stood there admiring Satoru. Just how effortlessly handsome he looked. His black shirt perfectly showing his broad shoulders , his muscular arms flexing and his sunglasses low on his nose showing a peek of his gorgeous blue eyes. Suddenly you went towards him
“ Love , are you sure this is….” he was cut off by you grabbing his collar and putting your lips against his. Satoru was surprised for a  split second but he returned the kiss  holding you close with an arm around your waist. 
Baby Toru in your arms didn’t like it at all. You were supposed to give him attention , not that old man. He started to whine in your arms which led you to break the kiss.
“ What happened , love ? Couldn’t resist me ?” he teased
“ Can’t deny it , you’re hot” and with that you grabbed the sunscreen from the basket and went under the shade of a tree where teen Gojo had spread the blanket.
You sat there as you placed baby Gojo in your lap and applied some sunscreen on his face and arms. He started giggling and tried calling your name in his baby voice. You placed him on the blanket and when you turned to another side you saw teen Gojo sitting in front you 
“ Me too”
“ Me too, what ?” you asked
“ Put sunscreen on my face too” he demanded
“ Aren’t you old enough to do it yourself”
“ But I want you to do it” 
You sighed “ Fine , you big baby”
You took the sunscreen and gently dotted it all over his face and gently rubbed it. This was the year Satoru was the most depressed you had ever seen him. It was when Satoru matured a lot. It wasn’t much visible to others but as his girlfriend and as someone who knew him as a child , he had matured. 
You were happy that he matured but at the same time he didn’t have to. He was just a high schooler who should’ve enjoyed his youth , rather than be burdened with the duty of protecting others.
You squished his cheeks to which he got flustered. His slightly shy expression was always something that made your heart skip a beat. How could you be so oblivious in your younger days? 
You were pulled out of your thoughts when you heard the first and second years coming. All 6 of them visibly confused when they saw 4 Gojo
“ Y/n sensei I’m not hallucinating right ?” Nobara asked
Yuji pinched Megumi’s hand “ Oii idiot , you’re supposed to pinch yourself not others”
The second years looked at the situation in front of them with an expression that even you didn’t understand. 
“ Don’t worry I’ll explain”
Satoru said while sitting down on the blanket close to you.
Teen Gojo also sat next to you whereas baby Gojo crawled into your arms and kid Gojo sat in front of you. This really overwhelmed you.
Satoru had his arm around your waist while Teen Gojo was trying to remove his arm but he didn’t budge. 
As Gojo explained the situation he had his usual smile on his face but you could tell how badly he was itching to throw all other versions of him out this universe. You found it quite funny , how he was jealous of his own younger self. 
If your younger versions came and went after Satoru you’d probably let them get close to him , just to see his flustered expression.
“ So this all happened because Gojo was reckless on his mission , nothing new” Megumi remarked. One Gojo was already annoying for him but now 3 extra Gojo , ugh he hated it. Especially that teen version of him , the cockiest of them all.
As if teen Gojo sensed his discomfort he went and patted Megumi’s head just like he did when he was a child “ Oii ! hands off me” Megumi pushed his hands off
“ You’ve grown taller Megumi , I thought you’d stay a midget” he laughed
“ I’m out” Megumi grabbed a sandwich and went somewhere else , not wanting to stay in his presence. Having to deal with not one , not two, but a total of 4 Gojo is not something he can do.
When teen Gojo turned around he saw your displeased expression and he raised his brows questioningly “ Did I do something wrong ?”
“ Well yes ! You chased away my students with your jackass behaviour” 
Teen Gojo turned around to look at them and yes , he did chase them away. Yuji left with Megumi and Nobara joined Maki , even those two not strong enough to deal with his insufferable ass. Inumaki poked a stick into Panda’s belly as Panda lay down on the grass.
“ Now go get them back and if you don’t , I’ll give this homemade Kikufuku mochi to Satoru”
 “ As much as I love you y/n , you should know you can’t cook or bake. It's me who cooks and bakes so those Kikufuku mochi probably taste……" This earned Satoru a smack on his head to which his overdramatic ass made him act as if he got a concussion from that light hit.
Well it was true though. No matter how hard you tried you couldn’t cook very well and it was Satoru who did the cooking. But at least you could drive properly unlike him who was your passenger princess. God forbid he ever drives. You both would end up damaging your cars.
Finally after a lot of threatening from you to make them behave you brought all your students back.All of them sat on the blanket while snacking on the delicacies that were prepared by you , actually by the chef in your house but it doesn’t harm anyone to say that you made it , right ?
Almost everyone felt sleepy after eating like they have been hungry for years. Yuji felt sleepy and leaned on Nobara and Nobara leaned on Megumi. Megumi shifted causing both of them to fall on the blanket but they were too sleepy to react.
Panda laid on the blanket flat and on his belly slept Maki , Inumaki and kid Gojo. Baby Gojo slept in the big picnic basket that was empty.
You felt sleepy too . You leaned against teen Gojo. His face got red , even though you were his girlfriend back in his timeline he couldn’t stop feeling that way. He was going to caress your hair until adult Gojo pulled your head gently over his shoulder.
“ Brat , you already have your gf , don’t you think you’re cheating on her ?” Gojo remarked.
He knew that this statement of his would definitely make teen Gojo back off. Gojo knew himself very well. Any action that would make you question his loyalty , he wouldn’t do that. 
It actually worked and teen Gojo did back off but in his defence he said “ I’m not cheating on her , they’re literally the same person. I’d never cheat on y/n. I love her way too much to ever hurt her”
The sunlight directly falling on your face irritated you so you laid down on the blanket and buried your face in Satoru’s lap , which made both of them smile. Satoru stroked your hair gently.
“ Take care of her ok ? She might have been too oblivious to understand your feelings earlier but now that you guys are dating , she’d not leave you till the end. Yeah she might be less clingy compared to you but her love is true. Just make sure to stay by her side. She might not say it often but she loves us way more than we think”
“ I will , you don’t have to tell me. I love her very much and I’ll always take care of her. I will also marry her when the right time comes. You don’t have to worry.  But will I have memories of this future trip ?”
“ Probably not , because it can alter the timeline which is not good for any of us”
Teen Satoru hesitated a bit but Satoru noticed his expression which made him finally ask his question
“ Did Suguru change ? Did he come back to us ?”
Satoru smiled sadly “ I can’t tell you that , but wherever he is , he's at least in peace”
Satoru laid on the blanket cuddling you into his chest , closing his eyes. He couldn’t tell him that he’d have to kill Suguru in the future . It would be too painful for him to bear. Satoru remembers how he couldn't sleep for many days after that incident. His 18 year old self would get affected even more deeply .
Teen Gojo also laid next to you. 
“ I’ll always be by your side” he whispered before dozing off.
After sometime Baby Gojo got up , searching for you . He got out of the basket and crawled towards you , getting between your arms as he also fell asleep again.
Kid Gojo got off Panda and seeing all others near you he slept close to you hugging your leg.
Everyone was asleep for hours. Well the jujutsu world is stressful and days like this are probably one of the few days where one can relax.
You felt the weather getting slightly cold and woke up. The sky was in a beautiful shade of red and orange , it was probably evening.
You looked around and didn’t see the other Gojos.
Satoru also woke up as he stretched . He looked at your sad face and noticed that the younger versions of him were gone.
“ Looks like they went back”
“ But I liked their presence. It was as if I got all those beautiful memories of our youth back in real life” you looked at him and smiled sadly
Satoru hugged you “I’m still here you know”
You hugged him back tightly “ Don’t you dare try to leave me”
You two stayed in that position , your hug not even loosening slightly
“ Now as much I’d like to be hugged by you , you need to realize that your hugs are very strong and I might break a rib”
" Then break one , you can do that much for your wife"
You pulled back seeing the others wake up.
You got up from the blanket and stretched as everyone else packed the stuff back into the basket.
Looking at the sunset and everything so peaceful around you , you wished for everything to stay just like how it is. Your students and your husband , safe and happy.
Everyone got back to their respective dorms while you and Satoru went to your car.
“ You look sleepy , shall I drive? Don’t worry I’m not that much of a bad driver , that you think”
“ And I’m not that much of a bad cook that you think” you tossed him your car keys as you sat in the co driver seat
Satoru sat on the driver seat and buckled your seat belt while leaning close to you “ Well you just need some tutoring from your husband with great culinary skills”
“ Just say that you want to fuck me in the kitchen”
He pulled your cheeks “ Naughty girl ! Such talks only in the bedroom”
With that he started the engine and started driving. You were halfway to your home when he said“ I love you y/n”
He glanced at you and found you asleep. Well it was tiring for you to deal with 3 menaces today. 
“ Sleep well love” he said with a smile driving back home.
( you guys reached home safely , you and the car both safe )
Meanwhile Teen Gojo in his timeline
“Y/n likes Tatsu from the anime ‘The way of the househusband’ . I must also learn how to cook for her since she can’t cook” said Gojo while chopping some onions 
“ See your mean comments everyday made me cry Y/n” he said as he wiped his tears
“ You idiot , wash them in cold water before cutting and who said I can’t cook !” you yelled
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Part 2 Gojo in multiverse of y/n
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foldingfittedsheets · 1 month
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I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”
“I what? I smell hungry?”
“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”
They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”
“Bad.”
“That’s not helpful.”
“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”
They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.
They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.
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