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heph · 6 months

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Food - More than Sustenance

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #bg3 gale #astarion bg3 #gale #a lot of thoughts about this i have i do!#astarion unable to consume regular human food and not sitting at the dining table bonding with the other companions #regular folk eat blood all the time anyway #blood sausages #the works

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aiweirdness · 1 year

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Undecided on a new years resolution? Try one of these AI-generated suggestions!

Record every adjective I hear on the radio.

Act like a cabbage for a month.

At 4 o'clock every day I will climb a tree.

Speak only to apples for 24 hours.

Jump in front of a moving tree.

On the day of the first snow paint a canvas red.

Dress in a way that only a ghost could love.

Make pancakes out of grass at midnight each night.

Find old man Winter, hug him and let him know everything will be ok.

Ride out of town holding a pelican.

Under every rock I come across for a month I will write "all power to the rocks".

Every day for a year, at a random time, shout "sausage".

Make a film about the last sock in the world.

Put on a red shirt and scream 'I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!' every time I leave the house.

Throw a party for insects.

Try to convince the dog next door that he is wearing a coat of moonlight.

Every time I press a button I will say 'this is my favorite'.

Search my apartment for secret doors or hidden staircases.

Wear two superman outfits at the same time.

Every time it rains I will stir my tea anti-clockwise.

Every night for a week I will wear a hat lined with lettuce.

I will begin to believe that the trees that I see everyday are my friends.

Every time a bird flies past me I will remember to breathe.

Throw a birthday party for my favorite tree.

I will from now on tell every dog I meet that I am training to be a dragon.

Every time I see a panel van pass me I will dub it a "Slice-a-Wagon."

Crawl on the ceiling like a spider for a month.

Attempt to find peace living with an army of puppets.

Wear a dinosaur costume to every public event I attend.

Go to the beach every day for a week and shout the names of colors into the ocean.

Go on a three-day backpacking trip dressed as a turnip.

Create messages that only the wind can hear by blowing on the blades of grass.

Give a piece of cloud to a complete stranger.

Make a mask out of grass and wear it while I'm sleeping.

I will now treat every worm I see as if it is an old friend.

When I hear a strange noise in an empty room I will assume someone is saying hello to me.

How I generated these

#neural networks #gpt-3 #new years resolution #all power to the rocks #sausage #here have this piece of cloud

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myxomycota · 6 months

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two stages of Stemonitopsis typhina which is fruiting in our garden

#my sillly sausages <3 #i also have some baby slime being eaten by isopods im excited to share #my slimes #stemonitopsis typhina #stemonitopsis #slime mold #myxomycota #slime mould #iridescent #microbiology #macro photography #forest floor #myxomycology #myxomycetes #protists #microbiota #forestcore #microorganisms

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joelsmallishbeansenthusiast · 3 months

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just finished Jimmy's crazy christmas music stream and the song "Joel's Children" made me think of this

#never forget mandy mane #love that all 3 of them canonically have had a child with joel #daddy joel <3 #smallishbeans #empires s2 #oli orionsound #solidaritygaming #mythical sausage

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pinkflames · 2 years

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Obsessed with this scene

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travelling-my-little-pony · 2 months

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DJ Pon-3 has fallen into baked beans.

In Devon, England.

#my little pony #g4 #dj pon-3 #food #beans #baked beans #toast #tomato #sausages #hash browns eggs #devon #england

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roryintheir90s · 1 month

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They're never normal

#my art #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity fanart #mythical sausage #mythical sausage fanart #mythicalsausage #jausage #meat husbands #lilac husbands #why do they have 3 ship names?#anyway #doodle #meme #art meme #no color #characters

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rhapsoddity · 1 year

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finally i dont have to draw the chartacters in darkness anymore yippee

#vigilante sheriff au #GOD stratos is pretty in sheriffs hat FR FR #<3 #mythical sausage #smallishbeans #solidarity gaming #empiresblr #empires smp au

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phoenixtherobot · 2 months

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I just randomly remembered this wip I had started back when New Life had just started out that I never got around to finishing so! I decided to finish it today! (About several months too late but ehhh it's fine)

#mcyt #new life smp #pearlescentmoon #mythical sausage #copper golem pearl #ghast sausage #yes it was very rushed to finish it so its lacking cohesive shading but also. i simply do not care <3 #i remember having a blast doing the lining (or lack of) on the trio #my art #phoenix draws #i had more doodles of the new life folks but ehhhhhhh i dont think ill clean them up like i did this one #also. ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE SEEN THE INSIDE OF SAUSAGE'S BASE DO NOT BLAST ME IF ITS NOT ACCURATE #teehee <3

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treefish · 9 months

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Gigi's house

#ts3 #sims 3 #interior #gigi was the sim in my last set of photos!#also... finally gonna see a doctor today about my wonky hand!#hopefully they can figure out what's going on #sick of my fingers looking like sausages :(

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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 3 months

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Sausage: Well, I’m not in his life… not anymore.

Pixlriffs: Your son got mad at you. Welcome to parenthood.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #mythical sausage #pixlriffs #empires hermes #hermes #source: kung fu panda 3

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fruityenderman · 11 months

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HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY EMPIRES SMP 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I've been planning this drawing for well over a year and a half, SO happy to finally have it done! And just in time for the anniversary!

[ID: a traditional drawing featuring all of the empires season one members. In the middle is the empires logo. Starting at the bottom left, and going counter clockwise, is Gem, Fwhip, Sausage, Pearl, Lizzie, Pix, Jimmy, Scott, Xornoth, Joey, Katherine, Joel, and Shrub. Everyone is drawing from about half body and up. End ID.]

Close ups under the cut!

[ID:

1. A close up on gem, fwhip, and Sausage.

2. A close up on shrub, joel, and joey.

3. A close up on pearl, lizzie, and pix.

4. A close up on Katherine and xornoth.

5. A close up on Scott and Jimmy.

6. A close up on the logo.

End ID.]

#empires smp #empires smp fanart #empires fwhip #empires sausage #empires pearl #empires lizzie #empires pix #empires jimmy #empires scott #empires xornoth #empires joey #empires katherine #empires joel #empires shrub #empires gem #fawn.art #during pride month... happy birthday to these gay block ppl <3<3

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yb-cringe · 2 years

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i would Love for the queen of heads hearts and body parts mythos to start drifting into empires by way of just. unintentional reactions. by which i mean empires false is CONFIDENT she has no skill in pvp she cant fight a mouse and then someone playfully suggests a spar- leading to her wiping the floor to Everyones, including her, surprise.

shes got No clue how she does it or where she learned it but false can somehow know instinctually what to do and suddenly the paranoid isekai’d steampunk traveller can win any and all battles thrown at her without breaking a sweat

#empires smp #some hcs for yall in this very early morning #pvp skill wise it goes false katherine sausage for top 3 #and Very bottom of that list is oli and gem- but gems only there bc she doesnt fight at All

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smileysuh · 1 year

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