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Happy #FlynnFriday! I’m still amazed at what a genuine gem Garcia Flynn was for Timeless. If NBC did anything right with this show, it was casting Goran Visnjic as Garcia Flynn. If Timeless writers did anything wrong (they did), it was killing off his character - without Flynn, I am glad there was no 3rd season of Timeless. Yes, I said it. I love imagining his arc ending happier in fanfic.
#flynn friday#goran višnjić#garcia flynn#timeless#why did he have to die????#still mad about it#flynn deserved better#sassmaster
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Shriv, trying to be seductive again
You want me right now, huh? Too bad. I’ve got a date with a man who won’t take no for an answer, and I’ve kept him waiting for far too long...
Uh .. n-not that ... that kind of date...
...
It’s Lando.
Don’t look at me like that!
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HEY YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD GET A CREEPRODUCTION 2 PACK SINCE THEY WRRE NEVER RELEASED IN ONE DESPITE HAVING MONSTER/CHARACTER TYPES THAT DEPEND ON EACH OTHERS EXISTENCE??
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hello!! i saw your post about the art raffle and wanted to throw my prompt in the ring! i would LOVE to see more of your professor harry in short shorts, but maybe going for a morning jog with professor malfoy who is not at all good at exercising and can barely even make 1 lap while harry cheerfully jogs past him. just draco wheezing and sweating and staggering forward at a pitifully slow pace, harry with gorgeous thighs glistening in the morning light
I would love to see more of him, too, you knowhatimean
Professor Malfoy is too busy withering to enjoy the view, sadly.
Based off this silly cross country meme I found omg
#Harry’s such a sassmaster#professor au#hogwarts#harry potter#harry potter fanart#drarry#hpdm#harry in shorts#draco malfoy#art#drawing#sketch#artists on tumblr#doodle#digital art#comic#boshdraws#bosh art bash
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so were doing this
it's the Holiday season plus unforeseen costs abound, so we're doing some quickdraw comms!
I'll be doing these all of December 2023 and a little into the beginning of January 2024
some added info that was too cluttered to stick on the image:
Paypal email: [email protected]
To help keep turnover quick, the poses will be more-or-less just standing ones, like you'd see in official promo art.
Again, to help keep turnover quick, there will be exactly ONE chance to request adjustments and changes; after i get halfway through with a sketch, I'll touch base to see what can be adjusted, so that's your opportunity to ask if your character can be made taller, rounder, add a belt etc.
First come first serve, shoot me an ask on Tumblr or an email (same email as the paypal)
I know $70 may bee a bit steep for a few people. especially at this time of year, but even if you don't get one, a reblog to spread the word or even a little tip to my Ko-Fi (link on my page) would be much appreciated!
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Me, sending Thalassa another ask after a long tumblr absence? It's more likely than you think ;)
My request this time is more Shen x Reader...but through the Henchwolves' POV
Gimme that minion gossip 😆
It's benn a Goddamn Minute since I wrote anything for the murderbird, please accept this humble offering my friend! This is set loosely within Shen's hostile takeover of his family's palace, just pretend it's taking a few months longer for Po and the Furious Five to arrive.
Lord Shen x Reader (Henchwolves POV)
Sooo...the boss’s in looovvveee…
Ok well it’s more like Shen is speed-cycling through every emotion under the sun, like some kind of cursed knife throwing merry-go-round.
From an outside perspective that part is no different to how he normally is, really, potato tomato.
But ever since YOU entered the picture, he’s been swinging between regality and rage like it’s going out of fashion.
This would normally be time for the wolves to about-face and shamelessly hide behind the hired muscle of the rhino and gorilla guards, but between your bemused reactions and the Soothsayers amused snorts they have front row seats to China’s cheesiest love story and they’re not missing ANY of the drama.
Don’t forget, the wolves have followed Shen for nearly two decades by now – they know him. His ins and outs, his twitches and grandiose gestures. The way his right eyelid twitches when he can’t feel the knives in his sleeves.
They’re not familiar with the way his elegant steps stumble when you surprise him. Or how he loses his train of thought and sputters when you question his judgement. Or how he seems to fight the noble training of several years to fidget with his robes before posing just so to meet with you.
Guards from both the throne room and the gardens noticed his tail sweeping and twitching when talking to you, and in their experience, Shen’s tail is a dead giveaway for his flintstrike temper and at the time they were 99% certain he was about to stick a knife in your back and call it a day…
...until he presented you with a custom ordered gift and his overwrought nerves had his tail nearly leap into it’s classic fan as he awkwardly swallowed a squawk into a cough, trying to pretend this was a spur of the moment thing rather something he'd agonized over in private for five days.
At guard change they all but barged into the guardroom mess, hollering and sniggering.
“Shen’s PRESENTING!”
Chaos ensues. Bets are taken, at least one table is broken. One poor bastard ends up tossed from a fifth story window. He's probably fine.
It’s all boss wolf can do not to roll his eyes.
In contrast to the rest of the henchman – he operates much closer to Shen in a day to day capacity. So HE’s the poor bugger having to endure Shen’s erratic mumbling as the neurotic bird pores over battle plans, supply chains, letters and negotiations from nobility and powerful individuals to bribe. All that, he can deal with.
...What he can’t deal with is the way Shen’s eyes will glaze over mid mumble and suddenly he’s got an earful of spoiled royal lamenting how 50 reams of china’s finest silks isn’t even close enough to a satisfactory nest and How is he supposed to curry your favour if you only have 25 colours to choose from???
Fucking. BIRDS and their obsession with shiny shit.
Meanwhile, the Soothsayer is very much enjoying watching Shen work himself into a knot over whether or not he should ask her for a love life prediction.
It’s just a waiting game before he cracks. And she’s more than happy to trip him up and poke fun in the meantime, catching your eye from the background and winking as she eats his sashes and pulls fake prophesies out of her ass.
(She approves of you, don’t worry, and she lowkey is happy for Shen to have found someone as wonderful as you, but also: you deserve better and her lingering fondness for Shen as his former nanny doesn’t blind her to that.)
Hope you enjoyed these headcannons friend!
#thalassa responds#lord shen#kfp lord shen#shen x reader#x reader#Shen is probably my favourite of the kfp villains#I'm just never sure if I can get the balance of 'capable visionary who is a legitimate threat'#and 'overwrought hairtrigger bundle of spite given form'#and 'accidentally hilarious sassmaster' together in the right amount
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friend of mine sent me a tiktok of a couple wearing these shirts and was like "teldrana" and i was like "ok well yeah"
#everyone in the tesblr server agreed on Lean-Muscle Teldryn so here he is here's the sassmaster himself#art#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#teldryn sero#serana volkihar#teldrana#meme redraw
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👑 King of Sarcasm 👑
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#king of sarcasm#lil shit#he is so funny#he has a good sense of humour#sassmaster from Doncaster#😂😂😂#Louis twitter#nouis#Louis memes#Louis Tomlinson#mine
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bloom a hue
#sanders sides#ts virgil#virgil sanders#sanders sides fanart#pre accepting anxiety virgil my beloved#my beloved sassmaster#rinart#ts sides
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These two, I swear... they will be the death of me!
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Jack: [starting a strike] Whoops-
Davey: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "OH SHIT" territory, and I expect you to act like it!
#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#jack kelly#incorrect quotes#davey jacobs#stole this from a HTTYD post#whoops#sassy davey is best davey#sassmaster davey jacobs#this is immediately after “the world will know#this could also be jack and literally any newsie#or race#never forget that Davey is called mouth for a reason#walking mouth
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Vote for me?
Or more accurately, for this amazing cover artist?
There’s a cover art contest going on for July (2023), and since the voting JUST opened, I’m currently in the lead with three votes. That’s likely to change fast. Care to help me stay near the top?
(And isn’t the art great? Courtesy of the talented @raphaelpinna!)
You can see the other covers we’re up against here. It’s likely to get interesting.
#there's not much of a prize other than publicity#but that's a fine thing#and this is fun#books#bookblr#art#science fiction#my writing#Spectacular Silver Earthling#love how that tag shows up in the autofill as 'Spectacular Silver Ear'#Hubcap the robot#Hubcap the Egomaniacal Sassmaster#'tis a fun book#author life
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oh I thought they were joking about the queer bratz dolls but then
they're real????
they are !!! they were pride dolls this year
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That's an edgy retort, Licht. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Benitoitian battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because... it's so edgy.
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2022 to 2023
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i physically can't even read anything where johnny and dallas are dead anymore like I could at the start but I genuinely just start tweaking now. I read a fic where they were ghosts and it was so well written it ruined my life forever so I can't do it anymore.
idk like they don't even have to be important in the fic I just cant handle the fact they're dead 😭especially johnny I don't like thinking about that. They're alive to ME and that's POSSIBLE because this is FICTION.
#the outsiders#dont get me wrong i really do like the original story but i think ive mourned enough#time to be happy. god speed#I appreciate the source material i just feel so empty inside w/o johnny sassmaster cade
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