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imhkenobi · 1 year
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we get to see him again less than two weeks 🫶🏾
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femmenickmiller · 1 year
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When Charlie said he wasn’t going to be Santa
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msshadows97 · 4 months
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I'm watching season 2 of The Santa Clauses and that's jack frost right???? I can't get a clearer image
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finneganhart · 5 months
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It appears Mrs. Claus is gonna help me survive winter 🥰
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retropopcult · 1 year
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The Santa Clause (1994)
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brightgoldenstar · 1 year
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Came on Tumblr excited after watching the newest episode to talk with my fellow Bernard stans about how great it was to see him again but now I’m sad cause it’s mostly just people complaining that the storyline doesn’t line up with their fanfiction and etc… y’all do realize that you don’t have to follow canon when writing right? Lol That’s the whole point of fanfiction you make it whatever you want! You can completely ignore canon if you want! You don’t need to get mad about canon/the direction they went and claim the episode/Bernard’s return was ruined because of it! I promise y’all it’s not that serious, and this is coming from me, one of the biggest Bernard lovers in the world!
So yeah ANYWAYS, BERNARD IS BACK AND MY HEART IS SO HAPPY!!!!! 🥹😍🙌🏼❤️✨
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Bernard the Head Elf phone wallpapers
Feel free to use.
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themovementgeneration · 3 months
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This Versus was crazy back in the day...man wtf happened to these 2 :/
#DC versus Marvel
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steve jobs might be on to something cause dont both of these look like headsets for airplane pilots? lmk chat
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Same train literally every time just a different cart of ideas. Im literally slappin the shiet out of everybody i looked directly at
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Capiin
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Im only Human -Rag N'Bones Man
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lowdowndandy · 1 year
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I only got like 20mins into the Santa clauses show before I turned it off (I don't need a right wing Santa thanks) but uuuh
I'm like 99% sure there was a feedist in the writing room because holy shit was it uncomfortable. Like thinly veiled kink. Extremely obvious.
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louisgirlire · 1 year
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Just watching the new episodes of "Santa Clauses" with Tim Allen 😍 One of the Elves: A new Santa Clause? Please let it be Harry Styles. Please, please, please .. 😅😅😅
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imhkenobi · 1 year
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
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femmenickmiller · 1 year
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There’s totally gonna end up being two Santa’s in The Santa Clauses isn’t there 😂
The drone man / tech guy (bc he can make Santa more efficient or something lol)
And either Scott or an Elf(?) or maybe his daughter
Plus Betty was all scoff-y like “two Santa’s??? As if”
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msshadows97 · 4 months
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Santa Clauses S2 E5 spoilers:
I will say watching deadpool 2, then immediately watching The Santa Clauses is such a shift.
Anyways, spoilers are below for episode 5
We love daddy issues Kriss
BETTY!
Tim Allen is coming up with every excuse not to wear the fat suit.
YASSSS "look into my eyes What's do you see" "It's cold and its dark" that's the line from the second clause!
BETTY'S BACK!
Couple goals
Noooo, Betty, no leaving!
Being head elf must come with magic sass
Cal loving Riley ears is just so I grew in the north pole of him
Olga is me on a mental level
Will we ever get a like in-depth explanation of Claus magic powers? Seeing visions?
Mad santa started naughty coal, bet the poor families in the winter were actually thankful
Cal is talking to the reindeer, but still no Chet
Bernard acting like a head elf even before being head elf, honestly expecting nothing else.
The CIA elfs make me so happy.
"Being banished to the wobbly woods forever" that is the last line in the Elf Clause. Any elf that goes against Santa get banished
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I want to know what Edie did to be above Gary. I do respect that Olga wants to maim Gary more than Santa scott. (Also, now I finished the fact that Betty is after Toots is impressive considering what she did)
STOP...... oh my god, I hate it. Scott is getting his powers back but facial hair first. I agree Carol he's about to sell me something. Or looks like the mayor of monopoly.
Betty and I think the same thoughts apparently because she just said what I just wrote (I'm pausing to write my thoughts)
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I'm sorry I can't take this seriously
LA befana really out here being like, "Here's something to kill the bastard but it wasn't me"
I also agree she is a legendary figure? Yes, I know she's known in Italy and even celebrated down there still, but I didn't even know her till doing my own research who this christmas witch was. Then again, she's a legend in Italy, sooo. Does that mean mothman exists or Bigfoot?
Me too, emotional moments make me scared, too
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She turned the easterbunny into a lemon
WeLl wHeN LiFe GiVeS YoU LeMoNs
Sandra, you don't speak fruit? I thought you had the internet up there.
They are closing the vortexes, and Cal is flying the sleigh
Elfs fighting with kazoos is my Romain Empire. I also feel like they played the kazoo kid song
I want to know the legendary figure legal department because who even writes these clauses?
I feel like mixing that much legendary figure magic is not a good thing, oh my god.
Hahahahha *removes mask* gasp it's you! Dude you don't even know her name, you can even get your head elfs name right.
Oh my god, I just need to watch the show and stop pausing because the next thing he said is that.
Noel being a simp
HAHHAHAHA Noel is now cannon "not bernard"
"Legendaries have no power against other legendaries." HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALREADY SANTA USING SANDMANS OWN SAND ON HIM. That it's my only peace of mind is sandman sand didn't actually affect him he just wanted an excuse to sleep.
And the fat suit back.
Cal your two brain cells are fighting for Dominance
Cal turning into a therapist someone get Neil!
Ha he called 911
HAHAHA he ripped it. Again, I want to know who writes these clauses. ALSO, COULD HE HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME?!?!(I doubt Bernard would of let him)
That's some strong ducktape
NOOOOOOO Cal! I was starting to like the golden retriever
Scott and Carol are also couple goals
And she has a bazooka
And of course, it ends like that. Time to wait another week.
So thoughts?
Season 2, so far, has been better than season 1, as season 1 felt like a rewrite of the 3rd movie. This second season is bringing back reference to the movies. With Judy, Jack frost, carols eyes of darkness, etc. Cal is finally finding his footing, and Sandra is coming into her own. Hopefully, Scott finally opens his damn eyes to his children for once and sees that Cal wants to be his own person. Maybe only do Santa part-time instead of just taking over completely. See you all for episode 6.
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finneganhart · 5 months
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So excited for the return of Mrs Claus!
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geekcavepodcast · 2 years
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The Santa Clauses D23 2022 Teaser
Santa has an announcement...and it’s a biggie.
The Santa Clauses stars Tim Allen as Santa / Scott Calvin, Elizabeth Mitchell as Carol / Mrs. Claus, Elizabeth Allen-Dick as Sandra, Devin Bright as Noel, Austin Kane as Cal, Matilda Lawler as Betty, Rupali Redd as Grace, Laura San Giacomo as a Christmas witch, Kal Penn as Simon Choski, and David Krumholtz as Bernard the elf. 
The Santa Clauses releases on Disney+ on November 16, 2022.
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wack-ashimself · 4 months
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Saw Tim Allen has a new show based on the Santa Clause. 'Santa Clauses.' Or as I call it 'Tim Allen, and how long can they milk a Santa franchise before it turns as bad as the Marvel universe?' This is serious like a Santa Clause multiverse, in only the dumbest of ways. It's not like ANYONE EVER has picked Tim Allen as their favorite actor....except maybe Toy Story...and they milked that mofo to the grave...What I am saying is Tim Allen is an entertainment cow that people will milk till they have to turn to slaughter.... <and he's a douche...>
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