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Inspired by an incorrect quote by @loganslowdown4 .
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Patton, at 2:00 AM: Do you think fish always feel wet?
Logan: Patton, please go to sleep.
Patton: Oh, right, goodnight!
Logan: ...
Logan, at 2:02 AM: Alright, but do they?
Patton: It's a real thinker, right?!
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Patton: AAAHHHH
Patton: *puts a cup down over a spider*
Remus: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Patton’s*
Patton: Come on, Remus, please no, don’t… DON’T-
Remus: *starts shuffling the cups*
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logan: i just finished updating our budget sheet, and it looks like we have $5781.
roman: let’s buy a llama. then it can be our club llama.
roman:
roman: we will have money leftover to give it food.
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(Based on something that happened to me irl)
Roman: you are a beautiful mistake
Virgil: Awh, you think I’m beautiful
Roman: wait no-
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Virgil: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so... *finger guns*
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Virgil: Why are we talking about Jesus Sandals
Remus: Jandles if you will
Janus: Jesus knew about comfortable footware
Virgil: FUCKING JANDLES
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Roman: *working on his crochet project*
Patton: How's it going?
Roman, very calmly: My fingers are stuck in the scissors.
-5 minutes later-
Roman: Patton, my hand is stuck in the scissors again.
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Next Plan
Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/claudiialykke2 on X.
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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote
Roman: Help I've been kidnapped!
Virgil: Okay. Make sure you're back by dinner.
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Roman: W-what are you doing?
Virgil: {burying his head in Roman’s chest, wrapping his arms around Roman} Hiding.
Roman: ... do you mean hugging?
Virgil: {pause} Are your ears blocked? This is my safe place.
Virgil: Now shut up and put your arms around me.
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logan: roman, where is your common sense?
roman, offended: nothing about me is common!
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this was funnier in my head
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