epic rap battles of history
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Not just lost, but forced to kill Samandriel
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Micheal: I can't do this today. What happened.
Gabriel: Lucifer happened that's what.
Lucifer: you're joking right? I didn't do anything!
Micheal: Ok. Ok. What's the full story.
Gabriel:....
Micheal: Samandriel?
Samandriel: I don't think it's my place...
Castiel: it isn't our place can we go? You let raphael leave
Micheal: because he was on earth. Now Samandriel I know you saw something so what was it.
Samandriel: Gabriel hit Lucifer and Lucifer hit back so when they both went down so did the two heavens..
Gabriel: Oh way to be a snitch!
Lucifer: THANK YOU SEE I DID NOTHING
Micheal: Gabriel don't call Samandriel a snitch. Lucifer, for once you didn't do anything. Gabriel go clean the heavens then choose a heaven and stay in there for the rest of the day.
Chuck: I love having my son parent my other sons. So peaceful
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*Standing around Uranus on its side*
Chuck: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Samandriel: I did. I broke-
Chuck: No, no you didn't. Anna?
Anna: Don't look at me. Look at Michael.
Michael: What? I didn't break it. I was on Mercury.
Lucifer: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Michael: Because we’re standing next to it, and it’s broken!
Lucifer: [leans in on him] Suspicious.
Raphael: If it matters- probably not- but Gabriel was the last one to see it.
Gabriel: Liar! I never go out to that backwater orbit!
Raphael: Oh, really? Then what were you doing with plans for a huge moon around Uranus earlier?
Gabriel: Uriel asked me for them! Because, you know, my moon’s so great they call it THE MOON?
Castiel: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me fix it, Chuck!
Chuck: No! Who broke it?!
Michael: [looks at Uriel, then at Chuck] Dad... Uriel’s been awfully quiet.
Uriel, sweating: REALLY??
Michael: Yeah! Really.
Uriel: Oh, my God!
[everyone starts arguing at one another except Chuck]
Chuck: I broke it. Uriel’s new moon burned my hand, so I punched it and it knocked Uranus over. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a dragon’s head on a stick. [there's a loud boom and more shouting] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Sam: Cas... How do I begin to explain Cas?
Charlie: Cas is flawless.
Garth: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Samandriel: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
Dean: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Samandriel + 25? :3
Spn character + Color
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he did not deserve all that
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Unpopular opinion but I miss Samandriel and want him back :( He was my favorite angel, other than Cas and Hannah, and I wish brainwashed Cas didn't obliterate him into the Empty
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SPN 810
Benny hurts my heart… He’s a loyal, kind, sincere vampire, and also a perfect friend. He seems depressed and lonely… I hope Dean and Benny goes to somewhere that they can have some rest
i hope him to be alive, but his eyes resemble other characters who already died in this show😢
And an old devil Crowley did really bad things to the cute adorable Samandriel 🤯 I will kill you
And the fuck Cas saved him but after that he killed him to follow Naomi’s order… Cas called Samdriel as a good angel, I’m so sad
WHAT HEY DEAN NO……..NOOOOO…………His your friend, please don’t abandon him
The two Winchester bros again, okay but hey Dean seriously Benny must be with you he seems so tired of everything. In my thought, Amelia is a married woman… Leave Amelia and abandon Benny is… different…… You bros are not in the same case
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hester appears only in 7x21 "reading is fundamental" and delivers some of the most iconic destiel-related dialogue of the show as she screams at cas for his actions as god. samandriel, also known as alfie, appears in multiple episodes in season 8 and has since been cast as the little brother in a million supernatural fanfics. who will win?
link to the masterpost
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Sometimes, I miss such obvious stuff.
Like, I'm still reeling that they had Cas kill a Sam.
I mean, he risked everything to rescue the little brother-coded angel...named SAMandriel.
Cas braves severe psychological symptoms just to get to him. I couldn't find GIFs, but when Cas removes the spiked torture crown, he treats Samandriel with such uncharacteristic gentleness, especially at the junction in the series (Cas can still be kinda rough, even with Dean at times.)
Oh, the parallels:
Watching Cas turn on a dime and "kill his little brother" tipped Sam and Dean off that something was indeed very wrong with Cas. It was watching Cas go through this shit that made them truly stow their own crap and get back in the game (to hopefully figure it out and help him).
Also ough, Samandriel looks so sad as he dies. Like we saw with other angels, Samandriel immediately opened up about the mind control to Cas, wanting his help.
(Interesting, yet again, we see that other angels want to trust Cas. We see as early as season 4 that even friggin' Uriel is comfy airing his frustration and blasphemy at Cas. Anna opened up to Cas, which is why his betrayal threw her so badly. Cas is the angel's angel because he's a respected soldier...and his default is to be a coolheaded confidante.)
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8x02
Samandriel asked after Cas 😊 and he sighed when Dean said Cas wasn't here. Samandriel loved Cas, how cruel of the show to set things up so that he would be killed unnecessarily
YOUNG MAN: Actually, my name is Samandriel
DEAN Let's just stick with Alfie
I used to call Samandriel, Alfie, but then I realized how rude it is to say "let's just stick with Alfie" as if their decision on their name doesn't matter. Why not "is it okay if I call you Alfie? I can call you Sam for short but my brother is Sam so"
Like how rude is it to just presume that they should be okay with that name? A rudeness trap that I have fallen into
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Samandriel: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Gabriel: Yes, and that’s coming from me.
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offshoot of the Crowley tour (not directly about Crowley), 8x02
Crowley: If it's souls you are after, I can give you a million souls.
Dean (to Samandriel): flyboy, are you going to get in on the game?
Samandriel: We guard the souls in heaven, we don't trade them.
Wow. Dean was asking an angel (whom he derisively calls flyboy, because he considered all angels winged dicks) to trade more than a million souls in heaven (innocent, righteous ones by definition) to get what he wants.
And he was supposed to be the hero the angels were supposed to be the villains?
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