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#salty avengers
pandagirl45 · 1 year
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Steve: fuck you stark!!
Tony: suck it rogers!
Bruce: *going green around his neck* why!?
Clint: *tempted to throw the controller out the tower*
Bucky: *crossing off mario party from the list of games* that's out
Rhodey: should of saw mario party 1, this is 4 *laughs*
Natasha: *looking at other games* monopoly?
Thor: nay, Bruce and hulk burned our board in a fit of fury
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ghost-bxrd · 5 months
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Prompt:
Jason never made his debut as a Crime Lord and instead only comes back to Gotham when Damian insists on training with the Batman, insistent on guarding him from the shadows.
Bruce’s headache reaches epic proportions when neither Talia nor Damian elaborate on the man’s presence other than that he’s “Damian’s older brother”.
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mechawolfie · 11 months
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moon girl & devil dinosaur is so GOOD it’s been a million years since marvel’s had a good cartoon
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olliebjorkstrand · 2 months
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i... I don't think I like Pittsburgh anymore lol
But they played hard and it's tricky to win when half your defensemen are injured 🙃
vv true!! realistically i think we made a damn good effort but with some key players off the game + no practice it was definitely going to be more difficult today. i hope joey is okay tho :(( same as lars and literally everyone injured :( i hope we get an update soon
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stormyblue90 · 10 months
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The Domino Twins may have (BARELY) lost in the first round of the Twin Tournament, but who’s the REAL winner here?
Domino Twins had a healthy relationship that was more tragic (one believing the other was dead, and then dying to save the people he loved before ever finding out his brother was alive. The remaining twin suffering unimaginable torture and loss of limbs. And let’s not even get started on the fact they’re slave soldiers! C’mon we got the more tragic story in such a short time)
Also, The Clone Wars series ended, with one hell of an amazing finale! And The Bad Batch has one last season to come.
But GoT apparently got an infamously bad finale, and let’s face it, GRRM will die, having never finished his series anyway.
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irondad-defensesquad · 11 months
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gotg vol. 3 is the CORRECT way to conclude a franchise, mcu
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lovecatsys · 11 months
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mycroftrh · 5 months
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“kill them with phenomenal cosmic powers” WRONG. small knife
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forcebookish · 1 year
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so, after steve used all his resources and energy and strength while sacrificing friendships and safety to keep bucky in his life, when he finally gets him back again (after watching him die for a second time) he... leaves bucky behind to reunite with a married woman he kissed once, at the risk of destroying the timeline and absolutely de-existing her children? and then when he comes back, he just doesn't talk to this person who he protected and cared about so much for three movies straight?
uh huh.
that sounds like something he'd do.
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Sorry for the long absence everyone. September was shockingly busy IRL. Plus it’s taking me longer than I expected to find the screenshots for various missions that belong together. But I’m getting going on that again so hopefully future posts will be more regular. Before we get back to it, I thought I’d share this little bonus screenshot of Newscaster Supreme saying this gem at the end of the Civil War event:
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Newscaster Supreme: Good luck, Avengers. I’m pretty sure you could’ve avoided this whole thing by having a rational conversation, but this made for way better ratings.
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comfortcaroljess · 10 months
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Carol: Jess and I got married!!
Anya: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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camerica · 1 year
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niniane17 · 2 years
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Anyway it is 2022 and the main villains in major franchises and blockbusters are:
-The pyromaniac madwoman.
-The evil Emo Kid.
-The Evil Redhead.
-Some Antichrist archetype (usually evil because genetics).
-The anarchists.
I'd say we're in a middle of a neo-victorian entertainment wave , except it wouldn't be fair because a lot of victorian and XIX century works were specifically about criticizing these tropes, revealing them to be a product of an evil society instead.
In my opinion, the only exception to this shitty trend is Thanos, and that's because he was specifically modeled after the Malthusian villains Dickens described so well. Except that Dickens made his villains part of the status quo, indicating that the "snap" was already happening within the society he was living in, and it was mostly accepted. His message certainly wasn't "the status quo is fine, it's just threatened by alien creatures". You know you fucked up when Charles Dickens, a man who once wrote a whole novel critizing labor unions, comes off as more revolutionary than you.
I don't have a solution or even a greater point to make, but I'd say it is pretty fucking disheartening. Genre fiction is supposed to make us escape, and possibly show us a better future. Instead all I see is pro-status quo narratives over and over again.
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ivystitches · 2 years
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sometimes i remember how hyped i was for endgame and what a massive disappointment it was and it makes me want to strangle the russo brothers
#it was so bad that it wouldn’t cross the billion dollar or whatever mark by itself#even though it fully should have#being as anticipated as it was after infinity war#and they had to rerelease it with ‘bonus scenes’ to get it to cross the mark#no one could stop talking about how good infinity war was until endgame came out#we joke about how no one remembers the plot of the avatar movie and how it had no cultural impact#endgame was the same!!!!! infinity war absolutely knocked it out of the park and endgame made zero sense in terms of plot#and it was such a step down#that as soon as people watched it the hype was gone#fuck even the new spider-man had more people talking about it for longer than endgame did#steve getting a happy ending wasn’t stupid but the way he got it was just such a regression in his character#considering he was talking about helping people move on in the very same movie#the insult that was the woman team up scene#that was cringe af and not the moment that marvel thought it was#maybe they should’ve used that time to give the only original female avenger a fucking funeral#honestly i’m never not going to be mad about nat’s ending#tony’s ending was perfect i’m not gonna lie#and endgame!thor has my heart#but literally every other aspect of that movie was objectively horrible#forever going to be salty about nat and steve’s endings she should’ve had a funeral and he could’ve just settled down in the present#instead of completely erasing years of character development#are my feelings on this ever going to soften? well it’s been years since i’ve even interacted with the marvel community#and i’m still just as angry about it as i was when i watched the damn movie#so no i’m never getting over it#endgame#avengers endgame#mcu#tony stark#(my beloved)#natasha romanoff
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jhessail · 2 years
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No one’s home so I’m going to draw.
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daisybeewrites · 2 years
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everyone in the marvel fandom ignoring endgame:
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