nothing made me laugh harder than when they brought out this mf

I love it when they're both 💖💙

𝐓𝐇𝐄 “𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑“ ☆ 𝐉𝐞𝐲 𝐔𝐬𝐨

𝐏𝐓. 𝟐

pairings; jey uso x fem!internent personality!reader

faceclaim; scotlynd ryan

summary; Scotlynd's life turns upside down when wrestling star Jey Uso starts liking her posts. Fans are quick to judge, branding her a homewrecker. Little do they know, Jey's marriage ended months ago-a truth hidden from the public eye.

notes: here’s part 2 to this trash ass series🙄

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scotlyndryan Who the F🙃CK said pretty girls don’t fight🖤🩵!

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trinity_fatu I’m getting a divorce just for u 😫

scotlyndryan 😘😘

jonathanfatu girl I wish you would!

jonathanfatu why you ain’t keep the lil red hair in this long 🙄

scotlyndryan I might bring it back papa jon’s 😒😂

user papa jon’s is CRAZYY 😂😂

user 😂😂

user she really don’t care huh?

user hey miss homewrecker😘!

user 😭😭

user she’s not a homewrecker tho…

user babes stop defending this girl, she’s a homewrecker

user jey uso all up in there 😂😂

user girl get you a man who’s not married 😒

user hey ariana grande ! 😃

user OMG I SAW THAT TWEET 😭😭

user WILD 😂

user OH!

user y’all see jey ain’t like this one… 👀 HE KNOW WE CAUGHT HIS ASS😂😂

user 😂😂

user y’all she’s not sleeping with the man 🤦🏽‍♀️

user how yk ?

user proof?

user girl you do not know that 😂

user why are you trying to defend this girl’s actions? she’s a homewrecker

user y’all stay defending people y’all don’t know and it’s crazy 🤦🏽‍♀️

user stop defending 😂

user babe she a homewrecker it’s okay to admit 😂

user girl… 🌚

user 😍😍

user scotty ignore these ignorant ppl, they don’t know you or ya life 😍

user neither do you

user and you do? 😂

user all these defenders 😭😭

user girl you don’t know her either 🤨

imessage!

trin❤️

scotty now.. why u letting these ppl call u a homewrecker?

scotlynd🩵

imma js let ‘em keep

thinking what they wanna think.

trin❤️

but u know u not a homewrecker so

why not defend yourself babe?

scotlynd🩵

i’m js not ready to tell this toxic ass world that I’m dating a man that js freshly got out of a divorce, not yet.

trin❤️

whenever you ready boo

ily.

scotlynd🩵

ily more. 🤍

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[NSB HEADCANONS] - making your apartment spooky with justin

pov: title says it all!

warnings: some swears here and there, i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: fluff

member: justin phan

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

so you guys just finished shopping

this year, with your boyfriend justin, you both decided that it would be a great thing to do a halloween party in your appartment

but of course, to make a good and unforgettable halloween party, you need to decorate the place!!

otherwise, it is not really a halloween party, it’s just….well, a party

(More under the cut!)

so jp offered his help to decorate your apartment with you!

« I’m telling you babe… in 2h, this apartment will looks spooky af! »

this man was ready.

you only asked him to bring his bluetooth speaker

this man brought your favorite fall drink, and A LOT of decorations

like this man bought stuff for like $100...

you will have enough decoration, i think.

you already had some decorations in your apartment, but this man bought even more (bc he said “what if we miss any?”)

you won’t have to go out for buying some more

at least, i hope not 😂

btw, he forgot the bluetooth speaker.

“Omg, I totally forgot!”

he would put the music on your tv or something like that

he would put a halloween music playlist

“this is the best halloween song, don’t you agree baby?”

and he would vibe so much, he would not be able to stop dancing or like sing the song

this man knows how to decorate a room!!

like idk how to explain it, but he knows where things goes

he knows how to make a great ambience with the decorations and what to buy…

i hope you understand what im trying to say 😅

“more to the left…. okay, now that’s too much.. just a little bit more to the right and you’re all set”

he would try to scare you with jumpscares

then fail.

“i bought this halloween mask just for you"

yes, you heard him.

he spent $15 for a halloween mask that didnt even scared you.

also, he would put fake spider and bats on your wall, i hope you are not scared of them…

“this is starting to look great!”

he also bought fake spider web

“spiderman will come to us!”

he would be so concentrated…

like, he would not stop until your apartment look spooky

“do you think we should add this banner on this wall?”

“you look so cute when you’re all focused like that..”

he would not be able to stop smiling

“my love, you are doing such a great job!”

“sweetie? could you help me for a sec?”

he would be the type to let you decorate for a while just bc he was busy making you something sweet to eat (or to drink)

“because you worked so well, you deserve this lil’ reward”

he’s a cutie :(

he would put LED light in your bathroom, in the living room, literally everywhere he can hahaha

also, he would tease you so much

you would put a fake monster mask and he would be like 😐😐

but then, when you would take it off, he would be like 🫨🫨

"damn, your face scared me! put that thing back on!"

he is only teasing, i promise you

but he's still a lil' bastard to say that 🤪😚😇

just kidding, ily jp

after a lot of preparation, decorations, making snacks, blablablaaaa..

it was the halloween party!!

let's say everyone LOVED how your apartment was decored

i would like to say that most of your decorations were still perfectly intact after the party, but it would be a lie…

the 4h of decoration n preparation was worth it 😌

you did a party with 7 boys (and their girls) full of energy (okay 6 if we don't count ryan bc watching animes > partying) + there was some alcohol…

phan bought soju !!

if you can't drink / not in the age to drink, he would make you juice or a special drink

drinks that taste like alcohol, but that don't have any alcohol in it?

anyways! hope your enjoyed your halloween party with jp

yes idk how to end this rip

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quarry characters ranked from least to most palpably queer

constance - she would actively call me a slur. multiple, even

jedediah - would also call me a slur but is slightly less of a fully awful person abt it. idk i guess it's just bc of the lance hendriksen vibes

travis - i feel like he would normally not call me a slur but could if he were mad enough at me. plus he's a cop so automatically i don't trust him. some additional points though for being ted raimi

chris - he wouldn't call me a slur but he would accidentally call trans ppl "transes" or "transgenders" and would be one of those ppl that would say "as long as they don't do it in front of me" which is v wild considering that he's that close with Known Queer Ryan Erzahler

bobby - i genuinely don't think this man would remember the specific words for slurs. he would however call trans ppl "transgenders" but mostly out of ignorance rather than malice

caleb - i have no baseline for this man but my gut instinct tells me that he'd be in the same base camp as his dad, just slightly less upfront abt it. plus idk he could've experimented with ryan we never know

kaylee - she died so obligatory rip. but i feel like she could've been a covert sapphic. i'm mostly going based on haircut though. like you cannot tell me she didn't play softball

anton - he's basically just a middle ground here. i cannot imagine him being anything other than brian murphy so there are points here for that but also literally who is he

grace - again basically nothing is known abt her other than she's just emily axford but she's slightly higher on the list bc she portrayed Notorious WLW Fig Faeth

emma - it pains me so to put her this low on the list. you have no idea how much i want to put her higher

nick - again who is he. there's definitely some subtext w/ jacob but like, he has basically no personality before getting chomped by a werewolf

max - as a transmasc guy, i believe he strongly embodies the transmasc experience but other than that he just kinda is a Wife Guy and thus has no strong queer vibes

laura - she's too busy being a girlboss to embody the queer experience, although she does have some v appealing sapphic vibes

kaitlyn - girl ily but stop talking abt your comphet crush. he's just not that into you (but he is also maybe a little bit into you depending on route)

jacob - either he has accepted his queerness at this point or he is right on the precipice. there is no way he would wear a croptop and booty shorts and not be at the very least a little fruity

abi - girl ily but stop talking abt your comphet crush. i want to grab her and shake her by the shoulders while asking her abt her sketch of emma. girl what are you doing if not being at least a little gay for your girl best friend

ryan - can't help but feel like he's being internally homophobic when he potentially says he's not interested in either dylan or kaitlyn. that's called self-sabotage babes. be who you areeeee

dylan - no comment. have you met this man. 🎵oh me oh my~🎵

i  was  supposed  to  post  this  at  midnight  the  other  day,  but  you  know  drinks  &  all,  i  wasn’t  able  to.  &  then  work &  life  always gets in the way. BUT  now  i  needed  to  post  something  to  thank all of  you  lovely people  for  supporting  me  &  being  here  &  following me.  it’s  been a great  couple  of  months  &  i hope it is  an even better  new  year for  all  of  you.  i  love  each  &  everyone  one  of  you,  you’re  all really  special  to  me.  &  i  have a few honorary mentions.  &  if  i  forgot  any of  you,  just  know  that  i  love  you  dearly.

@ttrgrl - yolanda, bae, my girl who has stuck with me through it all. you have no idea how much you mean to me & i know we haven’t roleplayed much lately but that will change, right? it’s a new year &  want to do as much as possible with your. your haley is THE HALEY JAMES. i’m biased when it comes to haley because you’re it. & you’re the haley to my lucas scott. & to my nathan & you know the list goes on & on. ily boo, & i hope you know how special you are to me.

@nisckes - my love for you holds no boundaries. you’re my number one & i hope you know that, queen. ily & our friendship means the world to me, my soulmate, my bestie, my literal everything. & when you do make your kitty kat blog again, we are doing some serious shit wrecking havoc, okay? i heart you to the moon & back.

@subduedrebel - SOULMATE OF MY LIFE. dylan to my brenda, p sawyer to my b davis, ryan to my marissa, seriously ilysfm. OH & P SAWYER TO MY LUCAS SCOTT. i miss you & our babies. i miss the nights on ims just chatting about our favorite shows & ships. & i hope the new year brings more of that because i miss it all. i have never connected with someone as fast the way you & me have & what we have is a great friendship & i miss it especially because we are never on at the same times.

@salvatoraes​ - DO I HAVE TO EVEN EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR YOU??? rissa my favorite, baby angel, stefan to my elena, stefan to my katherine, stefan to my lexi, & probably lots more. ily & will always protect you at all costs. & we have yet to continue on with our stelena & more stuff because we are due. no but seriously ily, you my boo & if someone messes with you, ILL FIGHT THEM.

i have so many more people that i love that are at the top of my list & i will mention you guys here & please know how much i love all of you ok you are my main babes.

@dignitaes   @herleads     @enternecers     @forbaes     @seesgood     @divienity    @griefblud     @hisbattles         @lingeringscars     @tenderburns   @maimedaffair     @elenaed     @l1terae     @fantasmaz     @brinaspells     @jennifercheck     @waldenborn     @herbrot     @marissq      @unitedleader     @survivingpierce     @bentrule     @shadowbrn     @s2ppho     @ricochetingtears    @optimst      @illuminatcd     @labyriinths     @everhearts​     

babe IVE BEEN LITERALLY THINKING OF SENDING YOU AN ASK FOR QUITE SOME TIME BUT I WAS #Scared like ….. i’ve been writing again for ??? two or three months now ??? BUT I WAS LIKE </3 what if caelin forgot about me? or what if she doesn’t want to have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME😭😭

but ur my fave heetual ok like The Og Heetual🫵 i had to try LIKE WHAT WAS THE WORSTTT THING THAT COULD’VE HAPPENED ???? (gets blocked/j)

also ????? NO WAYYY YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT ME??? you were checking my blog too??? you prob manifested me (debby ryan meme rn) i knew you wouldn’t forget about our law + doctor perfect marriage so true <333 💐💐😋😋😘😘😘😇😇😇

but jokes aside !!! i hope you’ve been doing well and that these past month haven’t been so stressful for u my love<3 again !! i missed u !!!! and ily my dear lin lin caelin🫂🫂

GIRL WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG 😭😭 why would u think i dont want to do anything w u bae that's 😞 THAT'S RIGHT I MANIFESTED THIS INTERACTION honestly i'm so so glad we're back in touch because a few weeks ago i was upset over how my closest friends here have left. also the law + doctor marriage yesss i believe in us and our profession ‼️

i am doing well so far and i hope it continues. i spent the whole day making flow charts for disorders and their symptoms, diagnosis, prognosis, treatment, medication i was CRYING!!!!!!! so much to remember so little brain capacity, but then again i chose this so :"›

I’m back! So I’m curious how would Levi and Eren react to the reader wearing sexy lingerie. I’ve been thinking about this for awhile and I want to know what you think 👀

eren & levi seeing their s/o in lingerie;

❥ HEY AYA! um thank you for this bc your requests always get my brain working, u now have your own tag, ily enjoy🤲, you didn’t specify so i turned them into hc!

eren jaeger...

bitch, boner automatically.

they’re gonna be off so fucking fast.

i mean, the man finds you sexy in anything already, his shirts, sweatpants, i mean anything so this??? this is like an added bonus for him.

you know that tiktok that’s like “uh uh, come here, throw that ass back, come here.”, yes that’s literally him, his hands are all over you now😪

he’s gonna ask you questions like, “when did you buy this?” “is this for me?” because he doesn’t want to show how excited he is, kind of like when you open a card and it’s money inside and you ignore the money and read the card first (knowing damn well you excited you got money🌚)

he’s gonna tell you how pretty you look and pull you over to him, sit you down on him and just be mesmerized by you cause you’re so fucking sexy???

“babe you’re so sexy, come here.”

“fuck, look at you.”

like, boyyyy😏 *debby ryan face x2*

definitely would throw you over his shoulder or grab your ass and walk you over to the bedroom while kissing alllll over you, he wants you to feel the tent against his pants, he’s grinding it against you. 100%.

he’s also fucking the shit out of you, like i said, it’s coming off as soon as you put it on, but he’s definitely taking it off slower then usual... and then drilling you🥲.

he’ll ask you about it for WEEKS after,

“hey, so are you ever gonna wear that lingerie again?”

*casually pulls out your lingerie* “baby, can you wear this again?”

“babe, rememeber that lingerie you wore? i liked it a lot.”

he just loved you in it so much, pls just wear it again so he can leave you ALONEE

levi ackerman...

please, he’ll probably not even react, maybe like a slight eyebrow twitch, or a look that LOOKS repulsed but i swear he’s not at ALL

inside he’s like;

“she looks so good?”

“this is definitely new...”

you’ll notice he is in fact engaged, like if he’s doing something he’ll probably slowly put it down and then ask you something like, “what’s this?” or just go “tch.” because you know... typical levi

but you definitely won’t miss the way his eyes definitely trailed up and down your body, this image of you is stapled in his mind girl, you won🙏🏾

it’s your move to advance though, you’re gonna have to be the one to come over, if you sit on his lap he’ll probably tell you to “move.” but he won’t make an effort to move you, he wants you sitting right there, and he’s enjoying it too

now if he was doing something, and you move it away, you have his attention (+ a disgraceful look but just ignore it), place his hands on your hips and shower him in kisses, i mean he’s somewhat sold<3

take him to the bedroom and put on a little show for him, this is probably when he’ll start really engaging, hands over you, probably some sort of degradation, but not really? like trying to to pretend he’s not interested ish;

“so you think this is cute? tch.”

“just get on the bed.”

“are you done yet?”

but just know this is his way of showing affection, he literally loves it don’t worry, he’s just bad at showing it in a positive way🤲

he’d absolutely love it if you took it off yourself in front of him, tease him and everything, because then he’ll bend you over backwards, maybe even a little punishment for trying to tease him..

your guts will be rearranged as well, i promise you, so prepare yourself

he’ll probably never ask about it again but he’s definitely hoping you’ll wear it again, maybe in his favorite color next time?

TTTE DOODLES #12

babes im currently working on the requests so like here have the stinky doodles I did B4 the requests

Yknow what I did this yesterday while watching the new TOH EP, Them's The Breaks, Kid.

If yall wanna know what I came up with for some ttte charas if they were in the TOH universe. Uh here's a fun idea list:

Thomas: Illusion and Bard Track(Studies at Hexside)

Edward: Healing Coven (or Illusion Coven idk)

Henry: Plant Coven

Gordon: Illusion Coven (or Healing idk besties help)

James: Bard Coven

Percy: Plant and Bard Track

Toby: Construction Coven

Duck: Plant Coven

Douglas and Donald: Bard Track

Rebecca: Potions Coven

Nia: Beast Keeping and Potions Track

Emily: Plant Coven

Ryan: Oracle... Or Abomination Track. Idk

Rosie: Abomination Coven

Spencer: Emperor's Coven (ehhh not 100% sure abt this)

The Flying Scotsman: Plant Coven (Or the Emperor's Coven. Idk)

Lady: Emperor's Coven (or Potions Coven)

(These were mostly based on their colors so if I did some of the wrong, I might change that soon ✨)

So far I only doodled Thomas, James and Percy in the TOH style + my style so uh 🚶‍♂️

(might redesign Percy since I'm not satisfied with his design yet.)

He's so stupid he doesn't deserve this dress. This is why he stepped on the ends and tripped. (If u know the dress ILY)

Even Gordon will agree I made the worst decision on giving him that 🙄 he agrees he should be the one wearing it instead 😭

(sharp controller: my self insert soon. I break the fourth wall in my drawings sometimes.)

I'm so in love With Spencer that I made my own OC hate him and his guts. No this ain't rivals to lovers anymore. Corazon wants Spencer to suffer and he wants to kick him to the other side of the world. They're a good duo who absolutely hate each other. Corazon hates him due to the events of the Hero of the Railway.

Nancy Drew 2x8 Thoughts While Watching

SPOILER ALERT!!!

DRUGS OMG BESS- she looks so good omg. So pretty rn. Always but rn especially. Loving the pastel pink. YO DONT BE A DICK DUDE. I don’t like him. I hate him. SHE GOT HIM ARRESTED.

Ace coming thru with the spam texts. “Are you married, to a man?” HE KNOWS. OH NO THE HUSBAND

UGH I HATE HIMMM- DO NOT TOUCH HER. HANDS OFF BITCHBOY.

Nancy and George bickering over security blanket- GEORGE PROTECTING NICK OMG FANERSON FOR LIFE I SAY.

Ryan, what are you doing with that magazine. How do you read from middle to back to front to middle, I’m so concerned. “IM GONNA KEEP HER SAFE” “did she say anything about me?” PLS HES KINDA ADORABLE FATHER.

“RYAN I SEE U STOP BEING SO WEIRD.” Sassy Nancy. GEORGE CALLED NICK BAEB BABE BABE BABE FANERSON BABE.

I HATE THIS MAN. bess’ hubby needs to go away. SHES SO AFRAID OF HIM. my heart is hurting. LEAVE HOE. bess ily pls stay safe until ur crazy ass husband leaves. Maybe divorce him too babes. Paused at exactly 54:04, her expression shattered me. SHE LOOKS SO SCARED. (It’s been two seconds) I GET IT WTF HES TERRIFYING.

FAKE MARRIAGE THANK GOD. ace and Bess rehearsing her speech omg “that was so good.” SUPPORTIVE PLATANCHOR.

Grant’s a murderer. I’m calling it now.

OH SHE KNOWS- oh she’s kinda nice. Oh I kinda like Diana... maybe not she’s a little family crazy. And kinda sinister idk

On the record... OK WOW SHE CANE THRU WITH THE REAL QUESTIONS. love her. STOP FLIRTING WITH THE REPORTER RYAN- “therapists out of business” oh he’s funny. NO HES BEING DEEP. WHY IS HE A HIPPIE- “for rich people who don’t like nature and don’t like walking” I LAUGHED

oh he’s dead. saw that coming. George and Nancy bonding :)))) george looks adorable I LOVE HER HAIR!

NANCY KILLED A MAN- NO IF GEORGE DIES ILL RIOT. the writers are just having fun throwing shit at George huh? STOP TRYING TO KILL HER DUDES

ACE IS SO JEALOUS. HES BEING REPLACED AS NICKS BFF, OH NICK KNOWS, plot twist nace is nick x ace “the woods speak to me” ok babe. yeah vibes though, forest picnic date!

Ghostly flypaper yeah vibes. DONT FLATLINE GEORGE OMG. “I was just envisioning possible scenarios” “I’m not mad I’m angry!” SHE DIED. SHES DEAD- I TOLD YOU GRANT IS A MURDERER- more reasonable thought brought to you by my mother, it may be bess’ hubby.

oh crap. He stole Frew (fan x drew).

NICK IS BEING REASSURING AND I LOVE HIM. WOW PLS CALMING NICK-

I love Ace’s jacket sm. I low key want it not gonna lie.

odette gonna save them??? OH SHE RLY JUST- ODETTE IS IN LOVE WITH BESS- “Bess has a husband” shrugs “okay” LEAH LEWIS IS KILLING IT WITH THIS ACCENT BRO I LOVE HER.

“Deer poop 11 oclock” I AM IN LOVE WITH RILEY SMITH AND HIS LAUGH. RYAN BRINGS PATRICE GROCERIES. STOP OMG. he kinda got sad talking about Lucy aw. He loved her so much.

“My ladies. Care for a beverage.” Smooth ace “Oh, there it is-“ BRAIN SHUT UP.

Odette kinda sending me though, kind of funny. Actually have sympathy for her I’m not going to lie. Oh nvm she’s a stone cold bitch. Kinda love her though- destiny or gene pool? Vibes lmao. Oh period odette.

BESS SNAPPED. SHES DISTRAUGHT. BESS I LOVE YOU.

“Oh, him again.” ODETTE PLEASE. RUN MY KNIGHTS IN SHINIBG ARMOUR- ACE OMG THAT WAS HOT. NICK OMFG. ACE WAS AN EAGLE SCOUT I LOVE. NICK PLS- oh he’s so concerned OMG STOP. WAIT what’s gonna happen now? IF THEY BREAK UP I AM RIOTING. “I got you” x6 NOT MY COMFORT WORDS, SIR.

OH NO. WHAT- DAMN IT HUSBAND. I HATE THAT GUY. NO STOP. NO BESS BEING A MARVIN WAS THE ONE THING SHE HAD- FUCK YOU STEVEN. AND YOU DIANA. SHE TURANID HER. IM GONNA CRY NO, BESS IS CRUSHED. BESS I WANNA HUG YOU, PLEASE

They’re so chill about being kidnapped no- SOMEONE HUG THIS GIRL. “Just like my mom all over again” NO. ace going to talk to her aw. Best friends.

“The musical reminder of the man we just killed” GEORGE STOP AHAHA.

Val- I DONT LIKE HER ANYMORE. I admire her drive, however.

oh no. She told him. “what?!” HE ONLY CARES THAT SHES NOT HURT!!! AS HE SHOULD. “Nancy is going to get it right now”

GRANT STOLE IT. FUCK YOU GRANT. I KNEW IT.

SISTER THOUGHTS:

“OF COURSE HES LIKE THIS HES A FRIGGING GINGER!” me: “HES LITERALLY BLONDE ALEXIS-“

“I didn’t know what that meant until like last year” about “late [person]”

Me: “Oh dear” sister: “oh dette“

(Ryan’s accent) “KJ APA? ARCHIEKINS?”

dynasty live watching: an incoherent post so that i’m not spoiling people on the twitter tl (i doubt any of this will be chronological or coherent enough to actually contain spoilers but better safe than sorry!)

oh my god the “previously on” - i forgot abt fallon and evan....

Theyre at a FUNERAL??? this was actually predicted but oh my god. if its steven i am going to be so mad. what an unfitting end to the- WAIT WHAT SIX MONTHS? what was that font;;;;:; whes sueiwjwk

copper arch🥵🥵🥵

this is cute. this is cute i like faloon pretty women so true

BYE I FORGOT ABT THIS VASE

fallon is genuinely such a bad person this is so bizarre,,,, i think she needs to calm down about oiterally everything ever

“This wedding is our chance to break the cycle of craziness” babe ur literally the one making the cycle of craziness

w. was that an ikmenn of liam getting his head off

JEFF MY BELOVED HE LOOKS STUNNING IN THAT OUTFIT. WHYS ALEXIS HERW “POWER COUPLE” YOU WERID MANIPULATIVE PERSON GET AWAY FROM HIM LOL

alexis is up to no good. bad bad jpeg. why do they write her dialogue like this

adam is acted so well lmao he’s the most unhinged person to ever exist *screams*

ohhh dominique, i don’t remember much abt her 😭😭😭 this woman she’s with is beautiful

ITS LAGGING????? i cannot Believe tjis

~rebrand~ ok girlboss!!!!!!!!! can we ship this businesswoman i dont recall her name with fallon???? id like that i think

too many plotlines have happened in too many minutes, i’m already forgettint things that have happened... isn’t blake supposed to be in prisoj? no? Ok: sure

adam is constantly doing this expression that is like 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 HI SAM HI SAM HI SAM BEAUTIFUL MAN I LOVE HIM WHOS THIS MAN

raf is so stunning ughhhh i’m loving the costumes this season, everyone looks great! is this man a sam love interest? nervous? that is kinda cute. i miss stevej though. sadness. so many emotions

UHHHH hi alexis sure ig ur here

~OMENS~ babe that’s a tad dramatic don’t you think?????????? “Ignore the lore at your own peril” alright

WHOS THAT? WHOS THAT? OH HER OK

bye everything is going wrong for this......:..:::... *rubs hands together evilly* that will certainly be entertaining

credit scene!!! such a beautiful cast! where’s anders, oh how i miss him... i miss monica too wasn’t she supposed to be BACK🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨🤨

its a commercial break... havent had to watch the show with these for so long😑😑😑. getting american ads is so funny bc the vast majority of them are Not at all relevant... at all

BACK TO DYNASTY!!!!!! was that a slinky? huh? oh ok that’s why the marriage is happening at the manor. #whenyouonlyhaveoneset oh hi ok monica so shes not going to be here?????😑😔😳

WHY IS SHE GETTING A CAR I FEEL LIKE THATS FORESHAWDOIWIJG FOR UMMMMM.... NOT GOOD THINGS ..... ITS LAGGING AGAIN 🤨

blake having dinner... ok hi cristal,,,,; is the priest subplot back? that was a weird one

adam???? how on earth does adam work his way into everything? NEXT GUEST? HUH? are you cheating on your wife? HI CULHANE! HI!

“straight people are exhausting” i mean yes, objectively, absolutely, but culhane is #notstraight .... idk how i feel about sam and this man. also what? huh? staying here? ok cool ig

OHHHHH he got married i see i see

“Haven’t you milked the carrington cow already” but....... she is literally the person who deserves the stuff..... k......... i don’t like dominique but she was given the short end of the stick also blake stop manipulating people just bc they tell u the truth😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

frustrated that we haven’t seen fallon in any non-wedding related stuff yet i always liked her more ~dramatic~ plots . like she’s a sweetheart but i do want her to evolve beyond thsi. idk if that makes sense. ok bye

“A relative’s happy marriage” uh???? we live in a society😔📈

who is father lynch<3333 oh he is in the hospital that’s not great oh adam upset that’s new /s

y is kirby dressed like an elf. god bless.

ughhhh i just think adam is not good for kirby. he’s not good in general. so true . what is he up to. ads again hhhhhhhhhh💯

omg we are back!!!!! blake wear the suit!! hi liz!!! i’ve seen pictures of this outfit, it looks nice. “I really want things to work out with liam” now that would be great but you’re in a soap opera so the chances of that are .... I DONT EVEN ONOW IF U CAN WEATHER ANYTHING W CRISTAL...)))))!$$ NOT NECESSARILY THE BEET CHOICE????

~technically it wasn’t cancelled~ alright love i feel as though you’re not telling the full truth here. ok his name is ryan . we know that now . cool . this relationship is awkward but it could be sweet

what the Fuck is dominique talking about this is so creepy😭😭😭 please do not market lingerie to ur niece 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 why does no one in this show know how to be polite

“You want me to stake my personal assets” i’m sure this would be meaningful if i knew anything about finance????? WAIT WAIT WIAT WAIT WAIT DHE REHEARING THE SAM DONS G THE SONG ALEXIS DONT INTERRUPT HER SINGING THE SONG🧐😔😔😔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥰🥰🤬😤😤😤😤😤😤

~duplicitous sham~ that’s quite a juicy phrase ms fallon. alexis i dislike your marriage. and you in fact. yes x . “We were just like any other newlyweds” except the newlywed factor........:

anders. oh my god i adore him so much. he reminds me of my grandfather . YES adam is dangerous. anders i love you so much. be my grandfather figure. top 10 cool old dudes of all time.

liz is so beautiful how am i suppised to “Focus” on the “storyline” kirby just went 🥰🥰 also hi culhane ily babe

“My father’s convinced adam is pure evil” you see, that is......... trueeeee...........:.::: im sorry culhane ily love

this dialogue unfortunately does not flow all that well LOL . people dont think up things like this on the fly “my love is like that boutineer” sir i guarantee that metaphors r not going to save ur relationship... HI sam. so true. hi ily. samhane? culsam? 😳😳

DONT STEAL ANDERS SPOT OH HI JEFF YOU LOOK STUNNING.......... BEAUTIFUL BOY ....... HI!!!! ~you are the only family you’ve ever needed~ shit none of this wouldve happened if the Carringtons werent so greedy ij the first place

~true love has many faces~ how many anti liam omens can they sneak in into the episode 😭😭😭😭 hi laura whats up

the poor waiters at this establishment...... why does laura look like a rlly young version of my grandma........: huh.... wont think abt it /... alexis bad mom.jpeg

“I don’t want to miss my sons special day” ok bye i don’t #care she’s kind of rude

fallon trying to avoid future drama is confusing to me as that used to be her ENTIRE THING? HUH??? everyones talking to their moms today what the heck do that many people talk to their moms???

jeff hiiiii <333 that maroon suit!!!!! love!!!!!

Dont hurt anders you strange little evil man!!!!!!!!!!! (Adam, for reference)

fallon likes to ~e n u n c i a t e~ her dialogue. Drama Teachers Love Her

FIRBY SCENE! WELL THEY R TALKINF! UWU ! UWU ! smiles:) smiiiiiles:) the height difference i cannot do this😑😊😊😊🕯🕯🕯 BYE

BueirHWIIDWJDIWIFJWIFJWJJFWJFJWJDJWJDJWIFJWJFJWJDKWJDJWDJJWHDWHDHWHEHWHDHWJDJWJRJWJEJWJDJQUEUWJEJWJEJW CRIES SOBS SCREAMS THIS OS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Kirby you dumbass😭😭😭😭😭 ALEXIS WUDIWNDJW JEFF CAN YOU NOT HEF FCANKREMTIWN WHY IS THIS DIALOGUE IM SCREAMIGNRJFJD

kirby babe you are the kist imorjri WHQT? HUH? when all the characters have the maturity of a 13 yr old <33333 DID THE SHOW JUST END?????? OK.... DAMN.... they were really 2 minutes away from the end and remembered that things are supposed to happen in tv show episodes.... i cannot tell whether it os over actually?????? huh??? going to keep watching because it would be so embarrassing if i missed a few minutes oh yeah theres more

IM SORRY WHYBARE THESE PEOPLE SO STUPID. every single one of them. ih my god l. ohhhh my god . “I never meant to hurt you” you cheated on him. both of them are bad people. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 kirby darling what were you thinking . this dress on kirby is STUNNING ugh, she’s so charming . adam Shut the fuck up. He hasn’t said anything but shut the fuck up. OH MY GOD ADAM SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH MY GOD I HATE ADAM SO MUXH. OH MY GOD HOW IS HE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER LIVE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 HES SO EVIL

“I didn’t want to tell you because i didnt want you to think of me as a monster” why did you do that stuff then bro . Kirby you SHOULDNT trust someone after they say that? How naive? Huh ?

omg hello jeffs grandma!!!!! she deserves better than every shitshow in this family... god🤨 dominique being a good person? i like to see that. she seems so genuine. ok this is nice . wait... SAFE? 😳😳😳😳 💴 💵 #money i miss monica

why do they never have sufficient lifhting in WAIT..... HER?????? #dumbofass HI JEFF <33333333 HI you can scam and whatever ur allowed to i support u

ooohhhh GORGEOUS fallon outfit

“Such a fail” IS THIS 2012 . CRINE HEIDJWJFIWNDWJDNWKFJW ENJDJSDJWJNDJWJD they keep saying folklore and im thinking its some sort of reference to the album and i get confused. wheres scheming fallon. need scheming fallon. do a scheme. do it

“We are that lucky couple” press x to doubt .... wait who is this🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 this seems cincerning im cocnentwd why did it zoom in on this random man

OKAY I KNOW YOU DONT KNOW ME BUT I HAVE STORY TO TELL

okay so basically theres this guy in my class, i’ve had a crush on him for a few months. dude is just so hot.

he’s 6’3. brown fluffy hair and he has green eyes. so one day i was doing work in class and i looked over to see him staring at me, i expected him to turn around but he just smirked. (I ALMOST SCREAMED 😳)

and, when i tell you that he winked at me. HE WINKED AT MEEEEE. i blushed so HARDDD it was embarrassing. after that, i have like a break in my classes so when it was break i was sitting at my desk scrolling through insta. i got a snap from him, only to see a AB PIC.

so i turned around but he wasn’t at his desk, i felt my phone getting grabbed out my hand ONLY ONLY too see him sitting in front of me. my jaw dropped and he smirked AGAIN

he said “you should close your mouth kayla” I DIDNT EVEN KNWO MY MOUTH WAS OPEN 😀 so i closed it almost instantly- he stood up and asked to go to the bathroom so i sat there waiting until he nodded his head towards the door. BUT I WAS SO CONFUSED- so i was like “what?” he mouthed ‘cmon follow me’

i was so confused so i stood up and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and she said why so i used the ‘period’ excuse and she got embarrassed, so she let me leave. i left and saw him standing at the end of the hallway. i ran over to him and he pulled me over to the lockers

he got close to me and whispered in my EARRRR YO. and he was like “your way to obvious kayla” and i was genuinely confused so i was like ‘word?’ so he was like “i know you like me, it’s so obvious” AND I SQUEALED.

he put his face closer to mine AND KISSED ME BRO, so yknow *insert debby ryan face* I HAD TO KISS BACK. IT WAS SO HOT.

he pulled away and was like “sooo, now that we both know we like each other. wanna be my girlfriend” SO I HAD TO SAY YES.

and thats it, now we’re dating.

OMG GIRLLL CONGRATS FOR LIVING OUR DREAMS

but fr thats straight out a wattpad book-

lucky you 😔 he sounds like a hottie must be nice

but omg i loved your story im so invested now. im so glad u popped in my inbox babe lets be friends ily already

shou!! first of all how are you? sending you all the love and happiness in the world, hope you're healthy and feeling well💕 i wanted to ask you what are some of your favorite buzzfeed unsolved episodes because i feel like i need to catch up on it and you're the expert so what are some of your favs?:)

doron!! im doing great babe!! hope you're also doing great <3 always love to reading your sweet and funny tags honestly hehehe😁

oh!! idk if im the expert or not but SURE i'd be more than happy to recommend you some episodes!! ;))

well, idk which one you preferred between true crimes or supernaturals, or which one you've already watched, so i'd put both 'kay!! here are some of my faves:

true crimes: the strange disappearance of d.b. cooper, the terrifying axeman of new orleans, the creepy murder in room 1046,  the mysterious poisoned pill murders, the grisly murders of jack the ripper,  the bizarre collar bomb bank robbery, the treacherous treasure hunt of forrest fenn, the eerie case of the watcher,  the curious death of vincent van gogh, the macabre death of edgar allan poe, the creepy quandary of who put bella in the wych elm, the mysterious death of the somerton man revisited

supernaturals: the secret society of the illuminati, 3 horrifying cases of ghosts and demons, the haunted decks of the queen mary, the harrowing hunt for bigfoot, the haunted halls of waverly hills hospital, the murders that haunt the lizzie borden house, the bizarre voodoo world of new orleans, the captive spirits of eastern state penitentiary, the demonic goatman's bridge, the horrors of pennhurst asylum, the mysterious disappearance of the roanoke colony,  london's haunted viaduct tavern,  the chilling chambers of colchester castle, the subterranean terrors of the london tombs, the search for the mysterious mothman, the shadowy spirits of rolling hills asylum, the horrifying sorrel-weed haunted mansion, return to the horrifying winchester mansion, the demon priest of mission solano, the haunting of hannah williams,  the hunt for la lorona - the weeping woman, the demonic curse of annabelle the doll, the haunting shadows of the st. augustine lighthouse, the hollywood ghosts of the legendary viper room, the haunting of loey lane, the unbelievable horrors of the old city jail

oh shit sorry, it's longer than i expected it to be asfhkafshlf

also! if you're interested in some creepy pasta, ryan and shane have their own channel now called Watcher, and i'd recommend you watch this show of them reading some real scary creepy pasta called "are you scared?" :) it only has 3 episodes!

hope this is what you're looking for hehe :) enjoy watching <3

p.s. your recent tag on my bfu set #oh to have what he has with demons.... had me cackling on the floor ASHJFSKFAHLSAF ily doron!!

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pairings; jey uso x fem!internent personality!reader

faceclaim; scotlynd ryan

summary; Scotlynd's life turns upside down when wrestling star Jey Uso starts liking her posts. Fans are quick to judge, branding her a homewrecker. Little do they know, Jey's marriage ended months ago-a truth hidden from the public eye.

notes: our poor baby scotlynd 😭😭!

uceyjucey

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uceyjucey Wrestlemania 40.

Yeet Vs. NoYeet

LETS GET IT

@realityofwrestling

@bookertfivex

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user don’t act innocent uce 😭😭

user right like 😂

user let’s not play pretend jey yk why we here 😒

user 😭😭

user he tryna act like we don’t know 😭

user so… you and scotty? 🤨

user RIGHT 😭

user who is scotty?

user that girl from baddies

user why is she involved with jey?

user apparently they sleeping with each other and we know miss scotty is a homewrecker bcuz she slept with a married man before

user “apparently” that means y’all don’t know if it’s true or nah

user there’s proof babes 😭

user what proof?

user this started back in December of 2023 when scotty started liking his pics and commenting flirty emojis and shi 😂

user so that automatically means they messing around with each other? GOODBYE that literally means nothing

user so if you was married and a random woman keeps liking and commenting on ya man pics, you wouldn’t say nun? 🤨

user hell yea I would but she ain’t random bcuz she know his brother and she friends with his wife naomi

user I hope you didn’t think we was finna run to these comments to say “YEET!” 😭

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ilovepostingdrama what y’all think? 🤔

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user I really feel like y’all taking it too far 👀

user how is this too far?

user y’all literally have no proof that she’s messing with him + if they are messing around, how is that any of y’all’s business?

user 🤦🏽‍♀️

user the delusions…

user defender!

user homewrecker. that’s it.

user 😭

user I mean we can’t tell her what to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️

user the last slide is pissing me off

user why 😭😭

user “out of all people jey uso?” they wanna get popped talking bout my man like dat 😒

user 😭😭

user now imagine if she was messing around with jimmy instead of jey 😭

user oh she REALLY would’ve gotten that ass beaten, trin don’t play!

user FACTS!

user that fact her and scotty are besties 😭

scotlyndryan

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scotlyndryan my curls fell bc I had a time last night 🥰

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trinity_fatu 😍😍

scotlyndryan ily😘

user wym you had a time last night? 🤨

user yk what she mean 😭😭

user she was getting that Samoan D 😂

user 😭

user YOU HAD A TIME LAST NIGHT!? 😳

solefae oh we know, trust ‼️

user 😍😍

user SCOTTY BAEE 😍😍

scotlyndryan liked this comment!

user a time last night??!?!? excuse me!?!?

user LMAOOO😭😭

a/n: planning on making part 4 & 5 long but idk

hope y’all liked this! 🤭 (also making a masterlist soon)

taglist!

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@yeaiamme2 @cody-uso @riverina69

(lemme know if you want to be tagged!) 🤍✨

wifeyyy congrats 🤩🤩🤩 what a sexcy number is that *debby ryan's face*

you deserve it babe ILY 😘

VALLL HELLO SEXC AHSBWHSHAHS THE DEBBY RYAN FACE PLSSS 😭😭

THANK U LOVELY ILY 🥺💘

Indie & Rio

Indie: [sends her the posts because no other way she'd see them] Rio: Shit, girl Rio: I was worried it might go down like this Indie: she's so extra Indie: never should have let him in the door Indie: the feds are gonna be hardcore @ it now Rio: Surely she let him out Rio: stupid woman Rio: but that's gonna pale in comparison now so Rio: What's Drew doing about it? Indie: boy was begging for a sick time & i gave it but its on me not him 😒😒 hold ur liquor u tourist Indie: hes flat roofin but other than that no thing to 👀 Indie: it b early tho & we all had a late Rio: They're a 24/7 services though, babe Rio: he'll be wanting to move his stash and generally clear his act up for the visit Rio: you too Indie: is it? on hols too thats a madness Indie: yeah the drum be clear of all his goods like that Indie: idk man mayb its chill like she gonna post that & not post up no harder than Rio: They might take xmas day off maybe but you know Rio: business as usual for all jan 1st Rio: well that's something Rio: maybe, but bitches like that LOVE making complaints about everything so maybe not Indie: she do have that talk to the manager vibe Indie: i done fucked up real didnt i? Rio: big time karen Rio: nah, in the eyes of everyone it's Drew that did Rio: but they won't be able to prove the drugs bit if they're gone so it's not enough to take you, a party gone wrong, bad judgment but maybe we can swing it that he was here somehow Rio: hmm Indie: but like he had mad trust for me & i brought him mad problems Rio: they're grown problems, he's big enough to fix 'em Indie: u too making ur nite go off on a real turn Indie: bet ur boy is bare vexed Rio: you know i'd rather you ring me than let it go more tits Rio: what are big sisters for Rio: but yeah, didn't even see him in the end so he ain't stopped Indie: innit Indie: tell him he can hit me up for something to take off that edge Indie: debts be paid around here Rio: um you ain't supposed to have no thing 'scuse you Rio: there's a plan here Indie: i gots places & heads to trust in Rio: nah, I'll make it up to him, don't worry 'bout that Indie: 😉😉😉 Rio: 😏 shush lil girl Indie: grown problems ur big enough to fix i kno 💋🤤🤤 Rio: so thirsty, go hydrate Rio: know you need to 😘 Indie: rude i got lipsed by bare boys last nite they were rigging dem bottle spins cos im 🔥🔥 dont b tryna put me out Rio: you need to cool off for a minute, bitch Rio: you in trouble Indie: not wit u Rio: yeah, don't push it 😉 Indie: 💔😢😢 dont do me like that on day 1 of the year 🙏🙏🙏 Rio: it started HOURS ago and I was still here with you cleaning blood out the carpet Rio: don't talk to me about day 1s when I'm clearly ride or die Indie: u kno im good for ious & i got mad love Rio: 🧡 Rio: i'm good really Rio: let's sort the actual situation Indie: u gonna charm the social for me? Rio: give it my best Indie: safe ✌✌ Rio: probably the straightest middle-aged lady Rio: so more likely your da will have to get on it Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: what drew b good for Rio: init tho Indie: we all been knew Indie: he better werk so it works Rio: Sure it won't be too hard, like Rio: even if she ain't all that 😂 Indie: she aint gon b bangin but his exes show he aint need that to chirp on Rio: 👀 Indie: 😂😂😏😏 Indie: can u roll up wit eats im about to die Rio: bit rude to both our ma, like lmao Rio: 'course Rio: bring leftovers Indie: ur ma dont count as no ex cos she ✖ed him out Indie: & my ma got that permanent ✖ so bigger problems than my shade innit Rio: no problems when you an 👼 Rio: fucking hopefully Indie: u my 👼 bringing that energy Indie: that means u can jam Rio: is it? Rio: 😏 Rio: let Ryan know eh Indie: he kno u a 😈 too Indie: how he be livin Rio: mhmm Rio: well he gon' have to wait for now Indie: he gon have beef wit me Indie: soz boyyy Rio: nah we was already beefin' 'fore this Indie: yeah? Indie: what he do? 👀 Rio: nah, what I do more like Rio: you know I'm 😈 Indie: o shit Indie: gimme that 411 Rio: nothing exciting Rio: just be looking too bad to be giving him that much air, you know the drill Indie: hes so hyped for u Indie: its been weeks boy no u cant cuff it Indie: who u think u is Rio: can you blame him Rio: hot property, baby Indie: u did look 💣💣💣 last nite my bad Indie: theres a boy @ school tryna chat @ the rest hes my bf so i feel it fr Indie: boy please DO I LOOK LIKE Indie: not tryna hold ur damn hand Rio: is he cute tho Indie: if he werent he wouldnt be able to chat no thing Indie: 💪 fuck him up Rio: 😂 Rio: gotta 'tect the rep Indie: he kno it tho & its like tell me how 🔥🔥 i am dont b talking on urself all the time Rio: not a mood Indie: innit Indie: dry as Rio: that's boys for you Indie: & he didnt show last nite Rio: playing hard to get or just got parents who give a fuck Indie: year up x 2 so he could come thru the ends whenever Indie: but i 💋 all his mandem so itll hit back Rio: play @ his own game  alright Indie: do u think i went too hard tho? Rio: do you want him to be your mans or nah Indie: idk Rio: then it depends Rio: beyond knowing he loves himself, idk how he's vibing Rio: might be too far Indie: hes vibing like hes about me but i Rio: but you? Indie: how do i live that Indie: trust it Indie: drews meshing a new every week he says u gotta keep free on it Rio: works for him Rio: everyone's different Rio: you don't have to trust him yet Indie: mayb hes only about me til i give him something & im not tryna be a show like that Rio: that happens, not gonna sit here and lie and say it don't Rio: you're too young to be thinking on that or worrying Rio: keep him and the rest waiting Indie: yeah okay Indie: gimme a few to have puberty roll up Indie: still waiting on that Rio: it'll happen Rio: not that it's a barrel of laughs, like Rio: nothing to be hyped about Indie: i dont want it Indie: freaky shit going on Rio: unless you gonna stop eating, which unlikely Rio: you fucked, babe, we all are, soz Rio: get boobies though, perks Indie: that best not be you tryna skip on bringing me a meal bitch Indie: bout to hit the afterlife running here like Rio: 🙄 omw you rude ass hoe Rio: like you said, none of us had earlies Indie: omw fr or like when u tell ur mans u @ the club but u still tryin on fits in ur room Rio: like fr when I ever done you like that Indie: dont b starting Indie: ily Rio: 🤞 never Rio: ily more Indie: drews back if u wanna spit at him how to sort his life Rio: i will Rio: he ain't ready for this Indie: resolutions b dashing past this postcode we all avoidin that change Rio: you gotta Rio: sort you both Indie: hey swerve me im good Rio: 😏 Rio: fine i'll focus on your daddy Rio: no love for you Indie: 👼👼🤞🤞 Indie: call him that when you give it & he'll give in Rio: oh you schooling me on how to get blokes to do what I want now Rio: ok miss thing Indie: just him i 👂 what i hear & i kno what i kno Indie: hes here for all that Rio: you poor child Rio: anything grosser than parents going at it 😬 Indie: nah man its nasty & long being under this roof sometimes trust Rio: 🤢 Indie: some of his girls got me tempted to 📱 the social my own self & my ma looking like a saint Rio: that ain't right Rio: negates any buffness he got going on Indie: why lads wanna get on or under ANYTHING?! Indie: true madness Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: friction 🤷 Indie: yeah but like theres girls out there bringing it & you're gonna hit that Rio: he probably ain't got as much choice as he fronts Rio: lots of grown women ain't about his lifestyle so that leaves him w the younger ones who is Rio: stick at it too long, you get busted, just facts Indie: when you old & so is your baggage 😂😂✌✌ Rio: I mean Rio: I ain't say nothing 😉 Indie: keep that ☮ mama Rio: least he looks p young still Rio: nothing worse than an actual creepy old man dealer Indie: do he? 👴 to me Rio: nah Rio: he only what, 31 Rio: that's no thing to me, gurl Indie: mayb im just 🍋 cos he aint tryna gimme no 💸💸💸 Indie: & he aint caring my head hurts Rio: aw bb Rio: 'round the corner Rio: I'll look after you Indie: 💖💖💖 Indie: u didnt tell me it b like this tho partying Rio: didn't think i had to be that quick with the warnings Rio: next day hurts Indie: always? Rio: 'less you prepare and do it right Rio: it can be bearable Rio: better than you feeling, no doubt Indie: how i do that? school me yeah Rio: 'course Rio: on the to-do list now Indie: we doing the next as a back to school thing so you got a few to bring me up Rio: you best be doing it at some other fucker's gaff and all Rio: giving me grey hairs 🙄 Indie: 😂😂✌✌ Indie: imma make that boy host it Indie: if he love me Rio: You're getting a chaperone regardless Indie: serious? Rio: yeah Indie: 💔💔💔 Rio: don't start like you don't know why Indie: i aint trippin you are tho if u think i want a repeat Rio: what, you too cool for me now? Indie: innit 😏😏😏 Indie: but nah just Rio: you so is Rio: you think imma embarrass you in-front of your mans Indie: he aint gon b my mans if u there Indie: whos 👀 me over u Rio: nah don't be silly Indie: im being real Indie: ur 💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥 Rio: so are you Rio: and I don't think a lad who likes you will be into me Indie: every lad b into u they all chat on u fully 😍😍😍💘💘😍 Rio: sounds like plenty are into you too Indie: 😂😂 it was for the spin Indie: cant pussy out Rio: 😏 mhmm Rio: well I promise you I won't be joining in, like Rio: now come let me in if you got strength to get the door Indie: 💪💪 babyyy Indie: [lets her in cos fuck know what drew is doing, flexing in the mirror probably] Rio: [lol watch him rush out when he realize] Indie: [hears her voice & runs out pretending to be casual] Rio: [oh boy, do not deserve her sorting your life, temporarily, but it's for Indie so] Indie: [bless her she's dying rn & just wants to be snuggled cos literal child] Rio: [give them a sec 'scuse you sir] Indie: [I hate everything about this, Carly didn't die for this] Rio: [just making leftovers] Indie: [drew chatting to her like she's here to hang with him & we all know] Rio: [don't you touch caleb's food bitch] Indie: [is nothing sacred you slag] Indie: [indie just fully lying stretched out on the counter like its a bed like let me die] Rio: [getting a bag of peas or some shit in a tea towel and putting it on her head] Indie: [such a good mum but that don't mean you can step ma her drew] Rio: [not her fault she can converse more like a grown-up than you Indie: [we should send Indie running off to the bathroom no offense Caleb but I'm evil & wanna leave them alone for a sec for the mood] Rio: [shoulda gone to hold her hair but now you can level with him and he can pretend he's a responsible adult lmao] Indie: [& Ryan can be highkey & he can pretend he cares] Rio: [ah the joys]